Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ under construction ❯ Malls and movies. ( Chapter 7 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

Ash: I'm going to put a little japanese dictionary here, mainly becuase i use a lot of japanese words when i'm talking or typing.

Replying to Inuyasha-lovers: Yeah, i would've gone after him for it too, but i was just in one of those bummed out moods.

Kakarot45: Kajihenge is japanese for fire apparition.

Glossary:

Kajihenge: Fire apparition.

Baka: fool/moron/idiot.

Bakabakashi: stupid

Akage: Redhead

Aisuhana: Ice flower.

neko: cat

Kitsune:fox

Ookami: Wolf

Ayame: blue iris (Ash: An iris is a flower. When i first got the name, i got it from the game Tenchu wrath of heaven, the female ninja.)

Honoo: blaze. (so basicly, Ayame's full name translated is blue iris blaze.

Inu:dog

Is there any more i've left out?

Hiei: probably.

Ash: Your a fat lot of help. Anyway, if theres anything you don't understand, just ask in a review, or add us on MSN angels_thesis@hotmail.com

Alex: Woot! we have another reviewer! so thankyou Inuyasha-lovers, vadkakid, and kakarot45. This chapter is dedicated to you three!


Ayame got changed into a baggy black top that had had the sleeves ripped off and some tight dark blue jeans that had slits in the knees and the ends were all frayed, she then put her hair in a very long braid leaving the front pink bits of hair out reminding her that she had to get Hiei back for dyeing her haiar then walked downstairs and into the sittingroom to find Miirei, Botan, and Keiko nattering away aimlessly to themselves.

i have a bad feeling about this Ayame thought to her self then started to slink back up the stairs when.

''You should've kept that Kimono on Ayame,'' Botan shouted out receiving a grunt from the two toned girl ''Don't go yet, we're about to go shopping, and acording to Miirei you don't have many clothes so your coming with us,''

''I have plenty of clothes,''

''You can't live with only three different pairs of trowsers and four different tops,'' Miirei stated

''Yeah, you should get some skirts and dresses to show off your figure,'' Keiko said.

''What figure? I rufuse to wear a dress.''

''Then what about a skirt?'' Botan asked.

''No, if you want to take someone shopping so you can dress them up why don't you take Shuichi? i'm sure he'd love it,''

''He's a boy, and beside all the clothes you have remind me of something Hiei would wear,'' Botan said making a face and getting a Hn from the spikey haired boy who was sitting on the windowsill.

''Anyway Ayame if you don't come i will dye Yuki the same colour as the front of your hair,'' Miirei said holding up the stuffed panda toy.

''You wouldn't dare,'' Ayame said searching Miirei's errie yellow eyes with her own missmatched ones, not finding any doubt she gave up, ''Fine,'' Ayame said with a grunt then The pink haired girl threw the panda to Ayame who caught it then held it to her chest protectively.

The five girls wandered around the large mall entering every shop they liked the look of with Ayame following behind then with her hand in her pockets, after a couple of shops they had made Ayame get a few more tops and trowsers, botan chose out a mini skirt and a bikini and forced the two toned girl to buy them, the girls had now wandered into a shop called 'Sanrio' even the outside of the shop was pink so Ayame stood outside away from the shop and leant up against a piller with her bag, her eyes closed and her arms folded across her chest.

After two minutes some guys about 15 walked over and surrounded her.

''Hey baby, what are you doing here by yoursefl?'' one of the guys said.but Ayame ignored him.

''Hello? are you awake?'' The guy went to grab her shoulder but got burnt and pulled his hand away quickly with a yelp.

''Theres something wrong with her,'' The same guy said holding his hand.

''Don't be stupid, i think shes asleep lets take her to the back of the mall,'' Another guy said.

'This is freaking irritating, damn bakas' Ayame thought before blurring away, the six boys were left there looking around confused.

''She just dissapeared,'' one of them gasped.

''See i told you guys she was weird,'' The that got burnt said still rubbing his hand.

Ayame stopped on the rooftop then blurred back to the big house she was staying in, she threw her bag into her wardrobe and went downstairs to get something to eat.

''Wheres the rest of the girls,'' Shuichi asked.

'' still at the mall,'' Ayame replied monotonously.

''Are you sure they'll be alright? its starting to get dark,'' Shuichi said looking out the window.

''Stop worrying about everyone, they'll be fine they do have Miirei with them after all,''

''Yeah i guess,''

''So what is there to eat?''

''Theres a lot of things, what would you like?''

''umm tuna, cod or any other meat,'' Ayame said with a hopefull face.

''I have some sardines that you warm up in the microwave,''

''Yeah okay,''

''Here you go.'' Shuichi said then handed the tin of sardines to Ayame, ''I'll be out in the garden if you need me,'' The taller red headed boy said then walked out of the kitchen, Ayame picked up the tin of sardines, now in a much better mood and looked around the kitchen Whats a 'microwave'? ayame asked herself then turned to the spikey haired fire apparition that was sitting on the windowsill in the sittingroom (remember the sittngroom and kitchen are joined by a large door frame thing)

''Sparky!, whats a microwave?'' Ayame asked receiving a death glare from the apparition.

''The black box in the corner shoujo,'' Hiei said pointing to it, he had never used it before and wasn't planning on using it any time soon.

Ayame walked over to the microwave then looked at it and started pressing all the buttons till a door popped open making her jump back and hiss at it, after poking it with one of her tails she put the tin of sardines into the microwave then pressed all the buttons again until the little dish inside started turning around, Ayame sat on the worktop and started to eat and apple, after a minute the microwave started making zapping noises and little bits of electric started to come out of it, thinking this was normal Ayame kept on eating her apple until

BOOM!!! the microwave exploded and a little fire started, Ayame imediantly subdued the flames after jumping off the worktop.

Hiei then ran into the kitchen with Shuichi after him.

''What happened? are you alright?'' Shuichi asked

''Yeah i'm good but the microwave exploded,''

''What? why?''

''I put the sardines in and started to eat an apple then it suddenly exploded,''

''See i knew that box was evil,'' Hiei said then went back to his seat on the window.

''how long did you put it on for?''Kurama asked.

''What do you mean?'' Ayame replied.

''How long did you put the timer on for?''

''Whats a timer? i just pressed all the buttons till the plate inside started moving,''

''Did you take them out of the tin?''

''Was i meant to?'' Shuichi just looked at her unbelivably then started to laugh while Ayame gave him a 'what the hell' look

''Don't worry Ayame'' Shuichi said patting her on the head receiving a squirm, Shuichi then started to clean up the mess,and Ayame went and sat in the sittingroom in her normal place which was in the corner leaning up against the wall sketching in her sketch book, a couple of minutes later the rest of the girls arrived back at the house with about 20 bags, when they had put there bags away they came and joined Ayame in the sittingroom, Yusuke and Kuwabara were flopped down on the sofa moaning something about being bored,

''Ayame what happened? we looked around for you and couldn't find you, but i could smell your scent on the rooftop of the mall,'' Miirei asked.

''Some baka shonens annoyed me so i went up there to think for a while then some ningens spotted me and started to make a fuss so i came home instead of setting them all on fire'' Ayame said monotonously.

''oh, okay,'' Ayame went back to sketching in her book.

''i'm bored,'' Keiko wailed 'then go home' Ayame thought then smirked when Hiei voiced her thoughts from his spot at the windowsill. Keiko just glared at him.

''I've got a good idea,'' Botan said, Ayame quickly closed her book and got up and started to walk out ''Don't go,'' Botan said then grabbed her by the legs and dragged her to the middle of the room ''We're all going to play truth or dare,''

''Then what about him'' Ayame said pointing to Hiei who was still at the windowsill.

''He's playing too,'' Botan said receiving a hn from Hiei, she then grabbed him by the legs and forced him to sit on floor in the newly made circle.

Thanks a lot onna Hiei said telepathicly to Ayame in a grunt-ish voice

You really think i was going to let you get away if i couldn't? Ayame said with a smirk on her face looking directly at Hiei, he then sent her a glare which she sent right back and didn't break untill botan chirped:

''Whos going first?

''I will'' Shuichi said

''Okay truth or dare''

''Dare''

''Okay i dare you to take'' Botan said looking around the room then fixed her eyes on Miirei ''Miirei to a club,''

''Fine,'' Kurama says ''But i have a group dare, all of you lot have to come to a club aswell''

''I'll only come if i get to chose the club we go to'' Ayame said with an evil glint in her mismatched eyes.

''Okay so we're all going dancing next friday seeing as how today's sunday and the rest of you have school tommorrow, botan announced.

''Okay Ayame its your turn seeing as how your next to Kurama, truth or dare?'' Botan says.

''Dare'' Ayame says monotonusly

''I dare you to wear that mini skirt to the club next friday,''

''How can you call that a skirt? i've had belts bigger then that,'' Ayame said dramaticly ''Fine i except your dare. Hiei truth or dare''

''Dare''

''I dare you to kiss Miirei on the lips,'' Hiei grunted then moved over to Miirei, he really didn't want to do this but he wasn't about to be beaten by the shoujo, He pushed his lips to Miireis lips untill she yelped and jumped backwards.

''Damn, your lips are really hot,'' Miirei said then ran to the kitchen and returned again with a glass of water, ''Ringleys are your lips that hot?''

''Wouldn't you like to find out'' Ayame replied with a smirk.

''Okay Rath truth or dare, as if i have to ask'' Miirei said with a malicious grin on her face showing her sharp wolf teeth.

''Dare!,'' Ayame near enough yelled.

''I thought so, i dare you to french Hiei for three minutes,'' The pink haired girl said with the same grin on her face while Ayame just stared at her, Botan then returned with a timer and set it, Ayame walked over and sat infront of Hiei.

''Go!'' Botan shouted and Ayame claimed Hiei's lips with her own, she then slid her tongue into his mouth with her eyes closed after the first minute Hiei pushed his own tongue into Ayames mouth and started to move it around with hers and before they knew it Botan said stop and they both pulled away fast, Ayame then ran on all fours like a cat into the kitchen then appeared on her feet carrying a glass of milk, she then sat down took a long drink form the glass hen put the empty glass down and glared at Miirei untill Botan said:

''Ayame you have to pick someone,''

''Oh yeah, Miirei i dare you to dance with Kuwabara on friday,''

''Fine, Miirei growled ''Hiei truth or dare?''

''Dare,''

''I dare you to wear all pink for a day,''

''Fine,''

''Fox, truth or dare,''

''I dare you to dye your hair black''

''um sure i'll do it tonight''

''Botan truth or dare,''

''Dare''

''I dare you to dance with Kuwabara on friday while holding his but,'' Yusuke then burst out laughing, making Botan glare at him.

''Fine,Ayame truth or dare?''

''Dare''

''I dare you sleep in Hieis room with him tonight'' Ayame narrowed her eyes whilst glaring at Botan.

''Fine.Kuwabara Truth or dare?''

''I'll pick dare of course, i'm a proper man and i have a code of honor...''

''Alright allready, i didn't ask for your life story, Kuwabara i dare you to put on a nice big frilly dress and some make up, i'm sure Botan will have a dress for you,'' Ayame said.Kuwabara then walked out of the room with Botan, while they were out of the room Ayame turned to Miirei.

''You lot had better not be doing what i think your doing,'' Ayame said in a deathly cold voice only Hiei and Shuichi could hear, her pupils going narrower, nearly dissapearing.

''And what do you think we're doing Ringleys?'' Miirei replied with faux innocence, Ayame just glared at her then Botan walked into the sittingroom.

''Presenting Kuwabara,'' She chirped then Kuwabara walked out, he was in a pink dress that came up past his knees with many flaps and frills, the shoulders came down like on a gipsy dress, on his face was a whole bunch of make up, and he was wearing a pair of pink high healed strappy sandles that were way too small for him.

Everyone except Hiei and Ayame burst out laughing, Ayame felt like she was going to puke.

Thats the last thing i needed to see shoujo Hiei said telepathicly.

i agree, i think thats the nastiest thing i've ever seen before in a dress

Then why did you dare him to do it?

I didn't know it'd be this bad, and whats with you calling me shoujo all the time? i've never heard you call anyone else it, are you trying to say i'm weaker then you because i have the body of a girl

No, shoujo

Yusuke quickly took a few pictures with his digital camera while the others rolled around laughing.

''This'll come in handy when i see Yukina next,'' Yusuke snickered.

''No! don't show my flower Yukina that picture,'' Kuwabara wailed, Ayame noticed the glare that Hiei sent Kuwabara but just shrugged it off.Kuwabara sat down in the circle again.

''Hiei truth or dare? The orange haired idiot asked.

''Dare,''

''I dare you to strip down to your boxers and spend the rest of the night until tomorrow,'' Everyone in the room gave Kuwabara strange looks then started to laugh again, Hiei stood up and started to undress, Ayame met his eyes then looked away and looked at the ground, After Hiei had stripped he left his clothes in the centre of the circle then sat back down.

''Truth or dare keiko?''

''Truth.''

''Have you ever seen Yusuke naked?'' Hiei said wanting the attention of the room to be drawn from him.

''Uh um'' Keiko stuttered shifting uncomfotably in her sitting possision on the carpet, ''Yes once but it was because he was changing and i walked in on him'' The brunette extremely fast with a pink tinge on her cheeks.

''I'm sure you loved it,'' Ayame said still looking at the ground, she didn't want to look at Hiei for two reasons, one she didn't want to be fueled by instincts that found him attractive and two out of respect.

''Truth or dare Ayame,'' Keiko said.

''Dare'' Ayame said.

''I dare you to go upstairs, change into Hiei's clothes then come back down.''

''But i get to keep my underwear on right?'' Ayame said not minding the dare.''

''Sure'' Ayame gathered the clothes in the middle then blurred up the stairs and reappeared a minute later with what Hiei was wearing earlier, a pair of black sweat pants that were way too baggy so she had to but on a black belt and a black muscle top that had had the arms ripped off, it was similier to the top she was wearing earlier but was baggier and the neck was lower showing of her cleavedge slightly.

''Now we just need to spike her hair up'' Yusuke stated.

''If you spiked my hair up it would reach the ceiling,'' Ayame said while holding her braid then sat back in her seat.

After a couple more dares Keiko dared Hiei to dance with Ayame on friday, they then stopped the game and put on a movie,Sympathy for Mr vengence, Ayame and Hiei seemed the only ones in the room that were actually enjoying it, there were plenty of killings and torturings. Somehow Hiei and Ayame had ended up on the three seater sofa by themselves, Ayame was laying across it with her head propped up by two cushions and her legs draped over Hiei's naked ones, Kurama was sitting on the love seat with Miirei, Keiko was sitting on the reclinable chair with Yusuke in front of her and the rest were on the floor.

While watching the movie Ayame's thoughts strayed, it's as i thought, they're trying to play matchmaker with me and Hiei, i'll show them, damn bakas, just because they want to be ruled by emotions and chase after boys dosn't mean i do.

Hiei had seen her expression change to a scowl and listened in on her thoughts catching everything, he then looked over Ayame's face and she looked a him No! must not let good looks change my mind she thought then scowled at him and turned her head back to the screen.

At the end when the older guy (can't remember his name) slit the back of Ryu's feet and you got to see all the blood coming out and the big gashes in his feet Botan and Keiko let out a loud highpitched scream making Ayame,Hiei,Shuichi and Miirei jump up then hold onto their ears,Ayame was now on the middle cushion of the sofa just leaning on Hiei's legs, Ayame had come out of her position and was now on her hands and knees on the sofa facing Hiei giving him a really good look at her breasts, oblivious to this, Ayame stayed in her position.

''What the hell did you two scream like that for? my ears are still ringing,''

''Sorry Aya but it scared me and he cut Ryus feet open and all the blood came out and the gashes were really big and on his feet and the blood was coming out and...''

''Okay okay i get it, you were scared, there was no reason to scream,'' Ayame said then did a front flip off the sofa and walked upstairs and reapeared a few minutes later with a baggy silk button up shirt with long sleeves and a pair of black silk shorts on, they were the pyjamas she had bought earlier then walked into the kitchen and reapeared from the kitchen holding a carten of milk upto her lips and drinking from it.

''Atleast use a glass,'' Botan said, Ayame just ignored her and carried on drinking, when she'd finished the carten she pulled it away then crushed it in between her fingers while looking at botan.

''Why? so i could get a glass dirty, just to have to wash it.''

''But its more hygenic, you might catch a germ and get ill,''

''I'm Ayame Rath Honoo i don't get ill, never have done, never will do,''

''Well i'll be off now,'' Keiko announced then gave everyone except Ayame, Hiei and Kuwabara a hug then left out the front door.

''Same for me,''Botan said then summoned her oar and floated off through the wall.

''I'm going to bed.'' Ayame said with a yawn then stretched and started to walk up the stairs with Miirei following her, Kurama was switching off the T.V, Hiei was allready in his room, Kuwabara had fallen asleep on the floor, and Yusuke was in his room.

Ayame walked up the stairs and to her door just as she put her hand on the door knob Miirei stopped her.

''What do you think your doing?'' Miirei asked

''Opening my door, what does it look like?''

''Uh uh uh, you're meant to be sleeping in Hiei's room tonight remember.''

''Oh yeah,'' Ayame said scratching the back of her head and getting a sweatdrop, damn, i thought she'd forget about that.

''Well in you go,'' Miirei said pushing the cat girl to Hiei's door, Ayame knocked at his door but no reply came so she tryed the handle but it was locked.

''Whats the matter?'' Miirei asked.

''The doors locked,'' Ayame replied then turned to see Shuichi coming up the stairs.

''Whats the matter Ayame?'' The tall red head asked.

''Hiei's locked his door and wont answer me.I was dared to sleep in his room tonight,'' Ayame added after Shuichi gave her a funny look.

''Don't worry,'' Shuichi said then went into his room closing the door behind him.

''Fat lot of help he was,'' Ayame said with a scowl then continued to try and break Hiei's door down, Shuichi then came back out of his room.

''I keep spare keys to all the locks in the house,'' Shuichi said then handed the key to Ayame.

''Thanks.''Ayame said looking at the key.

''Thats okay, pleasent dreams Ayame.'' Shuichi said with a smile then walked into his room and closed the door behind him, Ayame put the key in the door revealing a startled Hiei on the windowsill only in his boxers still.

''Isn't your but cold?'' Ayame asked then walked into the room and closed the door behind her.

''Hn'' Ayame rolled her eyes then took of her wrist bands and put them on a chest of draws then rubbed her wrists while walking over to Hiei's Vacant bed.

''Where do you think your going shoujo?

''To bed, where else?'' Ayame said getting under the covers and laying her head on his black pillow.

''Not in my bed you aren't, your sleeping on the floor,'' Hiei said getting up from the windowsill and walking over to the wardrobe and pulling out a futon, a pillow and a quilt.

''I have back problems,'' Ayame said.

''Thats why i saw you sleeping in a tree a last night,''

''I'm not moving,you'll have to drag me out,'' Hiei threw the bedding onto the floor then walked over to the bed and grabbed Ayame by her legs and tryed to pull her out but she held onto one of the bedposts which ended up moving the bed a bit, Hiei gave up on this idea and tryed to pull her by her arms, Ayame then held onto the bottom bedpost with her feet.

''Stop pulling me, i'm gonna end up stetching.'' Ayame half yelled.

''Then get out of my bed shoujo.''

''No, baka kajihenge.'' Hiei stopped pulling Ayame, seeing this was getting them nowhere.

Ayame relaxed in his bed and started to drift of to sleep untill she felt the covers being pulled back and the other side of the bed being weighed down, she then felt a leg being brushed against her own.

''What are you doing?'' Ayame said turning around and looking in two deep crimson pools.

''Getting into my bed shoujo,''

''But i'm in it,''

''So?'' Ayame then changed into her cat form and curled up in a ball and fell asleep untill Hiei rolled over onto his stomach and squished her, she let out a couple of Nyas but he wouldn't stir, she then transformed back into her human form imidiantly getting stuck under his body making her blush slightly, Hiei's eyes then opened and glared at her.

''What are you doing onna?'' Hiei asked after feeling his body ontop of her own.

''you squished me while i was in my cat form and i couldn't breath so i trasformed back into my human form, now get off me,'' She said pushing him to the side then getting out of the bed.

''Where are you going onna?''

''I.. uh.. had too much milk'' Ayame said before running out of Hiei's room and into her own, she used the toilet and washed her hands then went back to Hiei's room and closed the door behind her, she walked over to the bed and got under the covers, at first her back touched against his own but she moved right to the edge of the bed away from him and dropped off to sleep.
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Ash: Whhhhy!

Alex: Punishment.

Ash: What the hell did i do now?

Alex: Oh, you know, for spying on me during my date, and jumping out with a water gun just as we were about to kiss.

Ash: Whats wrong with that? there was too much love in the air, i had to cool you two down, it sickened me, watching you two play tondil tennis.

Alex:Noone said you had to stalk us!

Ash: Relationships are for the mentally weak. You weak and depend on the love and support of some guy that's going to dump you one day for a girl with bigger breasts.

Alex: *glares* Mine are bigger then yours.

Ash: I'm glad! I don't want two mounds of flesh on my chest that hurt everytime they hit something, or when i run. Or that make males feel instincted to touch them.

Alex: Well, atleast i got my revenge. Messing with your character is fun.

Ash: You cut the best bit out of the story, i was meant to beat up those boys, then set fire to the mall in a rage. I hate you.

Kurama: Hate is such a strong word Miss honoo.

Ash: Fine, i greatly dislike her. And stop calling me miss Honoo, it's Ash.

Kurama: Yes, Miss Ashley honoo.

Ash: If you keep calling me that, i'm going to sell you on a street corner.

Kurama: Thats not very nice.

Ash: I'm not nice, pretty boy.



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