Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Under the Floridian Sun ❯ Kitsune and Koorime ( Chapter 7 )

Chapter Seven

Kitsune & Koorime

Me: I'm back!!

Hiei: Hn. You aren't supposed to be online. What happens if your parents discover?

Me: Then I'll give Kurama my sweatshirt when I die.

Kurama: ^_^;;; Umm, thanks!! …

Hiei: Haha, you get her clothes!

Me: Excuse me, they're very NICE clothes! I'll give you a picture of my grandmothers' foot. ~holds up picture; little kids die~

Hiei & Kurama: ~little women screams~ It burns!!!

Me: On with the story then!! I don't own YYH.

Morning. It should die.

You wake up when a fat little man in the window next to your hotel starts singing. He goes around to every inanimate object, saying, "Good morning, kitchen!" Or something like that. You groan and open the window. AHHHH THE LIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Somewhere up in the top bunk, Hiei is rolling around. He sits up, looking dazed, blinks twice and growls. The fat guy, who we are going to call Fattius, is still talking to things that can't respond. Kurama is getting beauty sleep, and if he's awake, he's one damn good actor.

Fattius opens the window and says, "Good morning, bluebirds!", thus making the birds shrivel up and die. Before you can do anything, Hiei runs to the window, opens it, pulls out a blow-dart.

"Good morning, neighbor!" cries Fattius happily. Hiei shrieks in pain of the man's voice.

"This evil! It must end!!" Hiei screams, and blows the blow-dart thing. It hits Fattius's leg which causes him to jump and fall out the window. Hiei looks out.

"Fat man go `boom'" he says, before climbing up to his bunk and hiding the blow-dart under his pillow, hissing at you, daring you to touch it. Kurama wakes up and kicks Hiei. Hiei falls off the bed.

"Ahh!" he cries. He gets up. "What the hell is your problem?!" he asks Kurama angrily. The Kitsune rubs his eyes.

"Oh, sorry. I had a doctor's appointment in my dream and he hit me with that hammer thing"

"You moron! Keep your legs to yourself. I don't need to be hit because you were having a checkup"

Kurama looks at you. "Hey" he says. You blink. "What?" he asks.

"…"

"What?!"

"Hiei just killed a guy!"

"Oh, you mean Mr. Fattius? No, we hired him to die. We'll have a replacement by the end of the day."

"Ok…"

You stare at him more.

"What?!"

"Kurama?" you ask slowly.

"Yeah?"

"Were you…sugar-high…when you hired men to die for Hiei's pleasure?"

Kurama looked around nervously for a moment before saying, "No"

Liar.

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Days later. You are sitting on the couch, watching "Deborah and Jon Love Each Other" with Hiei. Sure enough, there is a replacement for Mr. Fattius at the window, killing little animals again.

Kurama is pacing around nervously. Yusuke is dancing in his sleep. Break dancing. Sometimes you worry about him…

The Kitsune watches Hiei's soap for about five minutes before running away in fear.

"What are you so jumpy about?" you ask, keeping your eyes on the T.V.

Hiei looks at you. "It's April 5th" he says, changing the channel to the Yoga show, where a bunch of women were twisting themselves in odd positions.

You freeze. No. No, it can't be tonight… They can't go into heat tonight! No wonder why Kurama was so uptight! What if both of them fell asleep like Yusuke?! Not only would the concert be off, you would be stuck in Florida until they woke up!

"Is there anything you can do to stop it?" you ask. Kurama and Hiei both shake their heads in unison.

"Dammit!" Kurama says, tripping over a large chicken. The thing squawks and runs to Hiei. It jumps into his arms and Hiei catches it, huggling it. "Don't hurt Mort!" he screams.

"Mort?" you ask. Hiei nods and hugs the chicken even harder. It lays an egg. Hiei takes both chicken and egg. In a coaxing voice, he stuffs the chicken and egg under his pillow, moving the blow dart over.

"So that's what was moving around in your suitcase!" Kurama says. Hiei grabs the lump of chicken under his pillow and hugs it protectively. The lump moves and clucks satisfactorily.

Later…

Kurama and Hiei are in heat.

Kurama is pale and sweating, and Hiei is feverish. Both of them are sitting on the couch, not moving.

TBC…

Me: I've got to go!!

Kurama: What?! We're right in the middle of the story!!

Me: Yeah, but my parents are here!! I'll write more later!! Bye!!