Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Unforgetable Evenings ❯ I'm Too Sexy ( Chapter 5 )

Hey people thanks for the reviews. Thanks to my latest reviewers kuramasGirl3691, Kanye West 23, and MinaminoTeku. I haven't updated because I have been getting so much homework. I just started high school and they are really overdoing things. Well anyway this next chapter has hiei and kurama singing I'm too sexy. And yes they are. I love them so much. I hope you like the story. Please R&R!!!

 

 

CHAPTER 5

 

“Ok that performance was unexpected” said botan as she ran up the stage and pick up the microphone of the floor. “So let's continue with the entertainment. Next will be kurama and hiei singing I'm too sexy. If they're not interrupted again” said botan.

 

“Yeah I want to watch my fox sing” yelled karasu while smirking.

 

“Yeah” yelled kuronue.

 

“He's not your fox” said a now very angry hiei.

 

“Calm down, love” said kurama while running his fingers through hiei's hair.

 

“Well I want to see my beloved koorime sing” said a mysterious voice.

 

“Well I want to see them both sing” said another mysterious voice very seductively.

 

“Who's there” yelled kuwabara while he and yusuke got into a fighting stance.

 

Out of the darkness mukuro and yomi appeared.

 

“What the hell are you doing here mukuro” said hiei.

 

“I came to see you sing love” said mukuro.

 

“Don't call me that” said hiei. “I'm not yours”

 

“He's definitely not yours” yelled kurama getting very angry too.

 

“Now who's the one who needs to calm down” said hiei in a joking manner.

 

“Shut up” said kurama.

 

“Can you to start singing already and getting impatient” said yomi in a desperate tone.

 

“Shut up yomi” yelled hiei.

 

“Can you guys stop arguing and get on with entertainment” yell kuwabara with everyone agreeing with him.

 

“Fine you want entertainment we'll give you entertainment” said kurama. “Come on hiei”

 

Mukuro and yomi took there seats to watch their beloved fox and koorime sing. Kurama dragged hiei to the stage on told the ogre to play the music. They begin to sing.

 

Kurama:

 

I'm to sexy for my love

 

To sexy for my love

 

Loves going to leave me.

 

Hiei:

 

I'm to sexy for my shirt

 

To sexy for my shirt

 

So sexy it hurts.

 

“Take it off” yelled mukuro. Kurama walk over to hiei and put his hands around his waist and started to dance on top of him. (A/n I wish I was hiei right now, to have kurama. Drooling. Back to the story). While dancing kurama got hiei's shirt off and threw it off the stage. Mukuro caught it and hugged it. Kurama started to get really horny.

 

Kurama:

 

And I'm to sexy for my land

 

To sexy for my land

 

New York and Japan.

 

(A/n yes he is). Hiei got real turned on and took off kurama's shirt and started to sing seductively.

Yomi is jumping up and down and getting really excited by looking at their bodies.

 

Hiei:

 

And I'm to sexy for your party

 

To sexy for your party

 

No way I'm disco dancing.

 

I'm a model you know what I mean

 

And I do my little turn on the catwalk

 

Yeah on the catwalk

 

On the catwalk yeah

 

I do my little turn on the catwalk.

 

Kurama suddenly turn into youko kurama and started to grind his and hiei's body together.

 

Everyone: O.o. They just starred at the sight. Yomi and mukuro got really horny from the sight and started to do each other under the table. Kuwabara was throwing up behind a bush. And Jin and touya where in a tree doing each other also.

 

“What kind of sick party is this” shrieked kuwabara.

 

Youko:

 

I'm to sexy for my car

 

To sexy for my care

 

To sexy by far.

 

Hiei:

 

And I'm to sexy for my hat

 

To sexy for my hat

 

What you think about that.

 

Youko:

 

I'm a model you know what I mean

 

And I do my little turn on the catwalk

 

Yeah the catwalk

 

On the catwalk yeah

 

I do my little turn on the catwalk.

 

Everyone kept drinking beer and sake while watching this very interesting entertainment. Youko started to undo hiei's pant and let them fall. Yomi and mukuro came from the table and yelled “That's what I'm talking about”. Hiei did the same to youko. (A/n they are only in there boxers. Drooling. They too sexy alright).

 

Youko:

 

I'm to sexy for my rose

 

To sexy for my rose

 

And to sexy for this pose (his pose is his hand on his hip with his back arched a bit and his other hand flicking his hair).

 

Hiei:

 

I'm to sexy for my dragon

 

To sexy for my dragon

 

And also my jagan.

 

Youko:

 

I'm to sexy for his cat (kuwabara's cat by the way)

 

To sexy for his cat

 

Poor pussy poor pussy cat

 

Hiei:

 

I'm to sexy for my love

 

To sexy for my love

 

Loves going to leave me.

 

 

Youko and hiei:

 

I'm to sexy for my hair

 

To sexy for my hair

 

People love to stare

 

 

And I'm to sexy for your body

 

To sexy for your body

 

This is a great party.

 

 

I'm to sexy for your eyes

 

To sexy for your eyes

 

I will never lie.

 

Yomi and mukuro are cheering them on while every one is staring wide eyed at the horny couple on stage.

 

“What the hell” yelled yusuke as something landed on his head. “It's a shirt”

 

He looked up and saw Jin and touya completely naked in the tree.

 

“Okay, so that's why” said yusuke as he turned to keep watching as the horny couple sings, not bothered by Jin and touya. Kuwabara just got sicker by the moment. (A/n ha ha kuwabara. O sorry, back to the story).youko turned back into normal looking(And very sexy I might add) kurama.

 

Kurama and hiei:

 

I'm a model you know what I mean

 

I do my little turn on the catwalk

 

Yeah the catwalk

 

On the catwalk yeah

 

I shake my little touché on the catwalk.

 

Kurama and hiei;

 

And I'm too sexy for this song.

 

The music fades.

 

Yomi and mukuro cheered and applauded the loudest. Kurama and hiei didn't notice because they went behind stage. Kurama pushed hiei against the wall kissing ferociously while stroking the back of his thigh.

 

“Ohh kurama” hiei moaned. Kurama started to tease his nipple while his other hand caressed the other.

 

“More kurama” hiei moaned.

 

Kurama smirked and whispered in hiei's ear “Later love, I promise.

Hiei was disappointed. Kurama then backed off and walked over to an ogre by the front of the stage to get there clothes. They got dressed and went to there seats. Jin in touya were surprisingly in there seats and not making out on the table. Everyone was giving compliments. Karasu, koronue, mukuro, and yomi were all over hiei and kurama.

 

“Get off you bastards” yelled hiei.

 

“Afraid we can't do that” said koronue.

 

“And why is that” asked kurama.

 

“Because your mine” said karasu

 

“No he's mine” yelled koronue

 

“No he's not” yelled karasu

 

“Yes he is” yelled koronue

 

They began to fight. “Ooo that's got to hurt” said kurama laughing.

 

“Well I got dibs on hiei” said mukuro

 

“No you don't” yelled hiei, kurama, and yomi.

 

“Cause I got both” said yomi

 

“No you don't bastard” yelled karasu, koronue, mukuro, kurama, and hiei.

 

Koronue, karasu, yomi, and mukuro got in to one big fight. All you heard was he's mine, no he isn't and you bastard. Kurama and hiei just stared. Botan ran up on stage and took the microphone.

 

“Ok, that was interesting. Let's give a hand to hiei and kurama” said botan. Every one applauded and cheered loudly.

 

The four lovers of hiei and kurama were still fighting.

 

Botan said “Next will be…”

 

 

Hoped you all like this chapter. I had fun doing it. They are too sexy. Don't forget R&R