Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Untitled Weird Story ❯ Odd Night ( Prologue )
Disclaimer: The characters in this story do not belong to me it belongs to Yoshihiro Yogashi/Shieisha/Funimation/ and whoever more.....
A/N: I don't know whats really going on in this story because I didn't write it, a good friend of mine wrote it and I decided to put it up on my account since she doesn't have a good internet setup. So in her honor I present to you all her very short, strange yet funny fic.
It was near sunset as the two companions basked in it's warm glow. Tokyo had been shamefully quiet, and for the two youkai's, this was torturous.
"The problem is," said one with spiky black hair and wide red eyes. "Is that humans are so damn boring. They go about there lives, lazy, doing the same thing every day. Salves to routine, they are weak and short lived and just as happy to be that way."
He shook his head and leaned away from the edge of the building they were on. His red haired partner chuckled and shook his head as well.
"And what do you suppose we do, oh wise friend?"
The other scowled at the term 'friend' and gestured to the world in general.
"Let us leave this place Kurama and return to the Makai."
Kurama's emerald green eyes flickered with surprise and worry.
"But what about Yus-"
Floating past them was Yusuke and Kuwabara, their eyes glazed and faces stuck in a look of dreamy pleasure. They were naked, except for their underwear, that looked suspiciously like thongs. Their limbs flapped and wave with the gentle breeze. Following them, was Botan, in a leopard bikini doing strange yoga moves on her oar.
The smell of incense burned the two youkai's nose, but they didn't notice. All three of Hiei's eyes were opened and Kurama looked like he was about to die from shock.
"What the hell was that!!" Hiei rasped, not taking his eyes off of the three figures who were drifting off into the distance.
"I-I don't know." Kurama stuttered, trying to breathe properly again.
Both youkai jumped as Keiko floated along in her blue sailor uniform. Humming and giggling as she went.
~THE END?!~
A/N: I still have no idea what the hell was going on, maybe I can bug my friend to explain/write more of this. It seems very interesting.