Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Vacation ❯ Uh-oh...someone unexpected ( Chapter 3 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

If were not careful, we're gonna annoy the hell out of Kurama, and he'll want to go home early, and he won't take us to the theme park." Yusuke said. Kuwabara nodded, and shut off the tv.
"And since he drives, we'll have to go home early!" He said. Yusuke rolled his eyes and mentally said, duh! Though they lay down, they couldn't fall asleep, and Yusuke had the urge to do something again.
"Kuwabara, are you asleep?" He asked, he heard Kuwabara grumble, which he took for a 'no'.
"Want to go do something?" Yusuke asked. Kuwabara looked at him questioningly.
"It depends," He said, "If it's going to get us in trouble, then no. I'd rather not face Kurama and Hiei, they can be scarey." Yusuke laughed.
"You're afaird of them? Ha! You're getting soft, Kuwa." He said. Kuwabara looked mad.
"Okay, what do you want to do?" He asked. Yusuke shrugged.
"Well, I'm not sure yet. Lets get out of this room, and I'll think of something." he said. They got dressed, and walked out. Yusuke motioned for Kuwabara to wait a minute, and pressed his ear to Kurama's door, then Hiei's. He didn't hear movement, and he took that to mean they were asleep. They walked down the hallway, and to the elevator. They went down to the first floor, and thats where Yusuke got his idea. He walked up to the first door, and knocked, then ran off, with Kuwabara behind him. A guy in a nightgown answered the door, but seeing no one, he closed the door with an annoyed look on his face.
"Oh come on, Yusuke. That is the oldest trick in the book." Kuwabara said. They went back up stairs, and back in the room, Yusuke got his second idea. He picked up the phone, and punched in a random number.
"Hello?" A sleep filled voice asked.
"Is Tom there?" Yusuke asked. The person on the other end paused a minute, then said,
"Wrong room." And hung up. Yusuke punched in the same number, and the same person answered the phone.
"Hello?" She asked again,
"Is Tom there?" Yusuke asked, trying not to laugh.
"No, I told you already; you have the wrong room!" And she hung up. Yusuke waited about five minutes and called back.
"What?" She asked, sounding annoyed.
"Hello, this is Tom, did anyone call for me?" Yusuke asked, in a false voice. The lady got mad, and started yelling at them, and Yusuke hung up. Kuwabara laughed, and grabbed the phone.
"My turn." He said, and Yusuke watched him punch in a number. He could tell the person took a little while longer to pick it up, and he heard the click from the line, showing that a person got on the phone. Kuwabara turned white, and slammed down the phone before he said anything.
"Why didn't you say anything?" Yusuke asked. Kuwabara turned to face him.
"The room I called was...Hiei's!" He said. Yusuke burst out laughing. Out of all the people he could've called, it was one of the most irritable ones, Hiei! They quickly fell asleep after that. The next moring, they got up for breakfast, and Hiei complained.
"Some damn human called my room at four-thirty last night." He growled. Kurama glanced in Kuwabara and Yusuke's direction, but didn't say anything. Later, Yusuke suggested that they go to the beach.
"C'mon, Hiei, a little water never hurt." He said to Hiei. Hiei growled at him; but wound up following them anyway. The beach was a good thirty minutes from the hotel, and when they got there, everyone was hot and tired. Yusuke and Kuwabara jumped out of the car as soon as it stopped, and Kurama drug Hiei out, and they put sunscreen on. Yusuke and Kuwabara ran into the water, and splashed around.
"Watch out for sharks," Yusuke joked. Kuwabara looked around him.
"Sharks? Here?" He asked. Kurama waded into the water, but Hiei just stood on the beach.
"I feel stupid." He grumbled, Kuwabara looked at him.
"I'd feel stupid, too, just standing there."
"Thats not why, its these clothes I am wearing." He said, geturing at his swim trunks. They all laughed, and Hiei glowered at them. Yusuke jumped out, and quickly pulled Hiei in. Hiei stared in shock at him, then said;
"You're lucky I am not a on fire demon, or that would've killed me." He growled. Yusuke laughed, but quit suddenly after he felt something latch on his butt. He slowly turned around, and saw a crab latched on to his bottom. He started to run around, yelling.
"Yusuke, whats wrong?" Kuwabara asked. Yusuke ran out of the water, and pointed to his butt.
"THERE'S A CRAB ON MY ASS!" He yelled. Kurama, Kuwabara, and Hiei stared at him for a minute, then one by one, they burst out laughing.
"Well, Urameshi, now you have a girlfriend that will follow you everywhere!" Kuwabara said, laughing. Yusuke fumed, and tore the crab from him, and threw it at Kuwabara. Kuwabara dodged it, and continued to laugh. Yusuke turned red, and muttered something. They laughed, and Yusuke joined them in the water, looking for a way to get them back. Later, after they dried off, Kuwabara brought up the topic of going to a theme park.
"Well, what do you say we go to a theme park or something?" He asked; Hiei looked puzzled, Yusuke nodded, and Kurama looked thoughtful.
"Well, we really don't have much to do today..." He began, Kuwabara and Yusuke looked hopeful, and Kurama nodded, but added;
"But I did want to go to that museam..." Everyone groaned, and He smiled, "Obviosuly everyone else is aginst that, so I guess its to the theme park!" And everyone cheered. It took a little while to get there, but when they arrived, Yusuke jumped out of the car.
"Yay! I want to ride the biggest, fastest, scariest rides!" He yelled, pumping a fist into the air. Hiei looked at the rides, and heard all the kids screaming, and he got a little nervous, not that he showed it.
"What is this?" He asked. Kuwabara looked at him;
"You mean you've never played janken, rode an airplane, played any games or rode rollarcosters rides?" He asked. Hiei growled at him.
"I spent my childhood getting stonger and training," He growled. Kuwabara waved his hand in the air.
"Yeah, yeah, we know. Okay, you ride big rides, and get scared to death." He said. They paid, and went in.
"I want to ride the skull cruncher!" Yusuke said. Hiei blanched slightly, and Kuwabara noticed.
"Aww wots a matter, is wittle Hiei-kins afaird of de big scarey woller coaster?" He asked mockingly. Hiei glared at him, and out his hands on his sides.
"You wish, lets go." Hiei said. They walked, and waited in line, and finally got on. Hiei was nervous, and it didn't help when Kuwabara sat next to him, mocking him. They went up the hill, and dropped down. All of them screamed (maybe Hiei the loudest) and when they turned a cornor, Hiei threw up on Kuwabara. Kuwabara didn't notice, and when they got off the ride, Yusuke howled with laughter and fell up aginst the banister. Kurama put a hand up to his face to try and concel his laugh, and Hiei ran over to the nearest garbage can.
"Oh my god! Thats so disguesting, Hiei, you little-" He began, lunging toward Hiei, but Yusuke held him back.
"Leave him alone. You're the one who egged him on the ride." He said.
"Perhaps you'd better stay off the rides." Kurama said. Hiei nodded and held his stomache. The rest of the day, everyone rode rides, while Hiei waited for them at the exit line. Afterwards, they left, and stopped at a restraunt to eat. Yusuke picked out a seat, and Kurama gave the orders. Yusuke and Kuwabara sat at the table talking, while Hiei went to the restrrom, because he still felt slightly sick.
"You know, we should pull something really big on the day we leave. I mean, I havn't done anything major, and I want to." Yusuke said.
"I don't think you'd better." Kurama called, from over the room.
"How'd you hear me? I was whispering!" Yusuke asked.
"My hearing is sensitive. I have a better sense of it then you." He replied, and finished giving the order.
"Damn fox ears." Yusuke said, so quietly, that Kuwabara could barely hear him. Hiei came back and sat down.
"I hate Human eating places." He growled. Yusuke sighed;
"Yes, Hiei we know, you hate theme parks, you hate hotels, you hate restraunts, you-"
"We get the point." Hiei said. Kurama walked over with everyones order, and sat down himself.
"Well, we have one day of vacation left, so you guys are gonna have to decided where to spend it." He said, munching on fries. Everyone was silent for a minute, as they ate and thought. Finally, Yusuke said;
"I know! We could just go to a mall! Its an American mall, so it'll have stuff we might not have. Plus, I like the blonde chicks that you see on tv, and you don't get them in Japan very often."
"You know, its kind of shallow of you..." Kurama said, but Yusuke wasn't listening. He was already planning out the details. Kurama sighed, and looked at Kuwabara.
"Well, do you want to go?"
"Yeah, it'll be fun!" He said. Kurama knew that there was no point in asking Hiei. Hiei disagreed with everything they wanted to do.
"Okay, to the mall it is. But when we get back, we have to pack up, and if theres any free time, then you can hang out in the swimming pool or something. But, I'm guessing that Yusuke and Kuwabara's room is a total mess, so you guys probably wont have any free time." He said. Yusuke and Kuwabara looked at each other and moaned.
"Aw, no fair!" They cried.
"C'mon, Kura-san, pleeease don't make us clean!" Yusuke pleaded, but Kurama shook his head.
"Ha. So there is a reward for not bringing any baggage." Hiei said. Kurama took a drink of his soda as Hiei looked at his food in distaste. Needless to say, he didn't eat much.
"Well, if we leavw now, we can get back and pack up now, that way you guys will have some free time tomorrow." Kurama said. Yusuke looked at him thoughtfully.
"It depends...which time will we have more time. Like, if we don't pack up today, would we have more free time when we get back? Or will we have more free time tomorrow?" He asked, while Kuwabara tried to stay caught up.
"Actually, its pretty much the same." Kurama said.
"Well, you know the saying: Why do what today when you can put it off till tomorrow." Yusuke said.
"But what is today but yesterday's tomorrow." Kurama said back. Yusuke looked confused; "That means you'll clean when we get back." Yusuke groaned, and they got up. Kurama paid, and they went out to the car.
"I get to sit infront this time." Yusuke said, and he hopped in the passenger side. Hiei sat in the back, and Kuwabara did to, hesitantly.
"Your not going to get sick on me, are you?" He asked him, remembering the rollar coster. Hiei growled, and looked out the window. Yusuke turned on the radio, and as they waited in traffic, Kurama glanced at the car next to him, then did a double take. He thought he saw someone, someone he'd rather not meet out in America. He shivered slightly, the guy freaking gave him a heat attack. Oh well, I must of imagined it, Kurama thought, and drove ahead past the light. Soon they were at the hotel, and Kurama told them he'd better not see them out of their room till it was spotless. Grumbling, Yusuke and Kuwabara began to clean up. Suddenly, Kuwabara yelled to Yusuke.
"Hey, Urameshi! Theres a computer in this room!" He shouted, and showed him where it was. They logged on, and put in screen names, and began to chat.
Rekai_Tankai: sup every 1? He typed. Then he saw an interesting message;
Yao._shonen: Rekai Tankai? Spirit detective?
Rekai_Tankai: How d' you kno japanese?
Yao._shonen: i am japanese. thats a weird s/n.
Rekai_Tankai: oh, wots ur full s/n?
Yao._shonen: yaoi_shonen. i like redheads ;)
Rekai_Tankai: u fag. get a life.
"This guy is totally messed up, better not tell him about Kurama." Kuwabara said. Suddenly, Yusuke got an evil gleam in his eye.
Rekai_Tankai: I am travling with a red head. he is 17. im in the hawaii area.
Yao._shonen: i am in hawaii also. where're you going?
Rekai_Tankai: I am going to th mall tomorrow.
Rekai_Tankai: The*
Yao._shonen: wow when?
Rekai_Tankai: around three pm. central eastren time. wanna meet him?
Yao._shonen: wot does he look like?
Rekai_Tankai: he has really long red hair, green eyes, and he is tall.
Yao._shonen: alright.
Host: Yao._Shonen signed off at 8:57pm.
"Urameshi, Kurama is going to KILL you if he finds out." Kuwabara warned, "There is going to be some creepy guy at the mall tomorrow, out after him, don't you think he is going to get a clue?" Yusuke shrugged;
"He'll be so busy trying to get rid of this fag, that he wont even wonder." Yusuke said. Yusuke chatted some more on the computer before they went to bed. The next morning, Hiei told them he'd rather not go to the mall.
"I'd rather stay here, then go to a place full of ningens, that do nothing then frolic." He growled So, while Yusuke, Kuwabara, and Kurama went to the mall, and Hiei stayed at the hotel. Kurama noticed Yusuke's odd behaviour, how whenever Kurama talked or looked at him, he and Kuwabara would break out into huge smiled, and start laughing.
"Okay, what did you do?" Kurama asked. Yusuke laughed;
"Oh, its nothing, just something about Kuwabara." Yusuke said laughing. Kurama sighed. He knew that they had done something, but he didn't know what. They got to the mall, and Yusuke looked around. No gay looking guys, he thought.
"Lets go to the game shop," he suggested. Kurama nodded, and glanced out into the crowed. He saw someone smiling at him, and he basically ran into the store with Yusuke.
"Whats wrong, Kurama?" Yusuke asked. Kurama shook his head, and walked into a huge crowd that were gathering around a new game. Kuwabara glanced at Yusuke;
"You don't think that the guy really showed up, d' ya?" He asked. Yusuke shook his head.
"Nah, Kurama probably just likes games." Yusuke said hopefully. He'd gotten to think last night, and he figured that Kurama would skin them alive, and then he would do something really terrible. Ht really hoped that the guy didn't show up. Kurama approached them, and Kuwabara jumped. He had obviously been thinking the same thing.
"Okay you guys, are you about ready to go yet?" He asked. He seemed nervous, but Yusuke didn't want to leave yet.
"No way! Why do you want to go so quick?" Yusuke asked. Kurama glanced out into the crowd.
"No reason. I'm just bored." He said, a little to quickly. Yusuke shrugged, and walked out of the store. Kurama felt someone jerk on his hair, and he turned around annoyed. He didn't see anyone; it was probably some kid, he thought. He walked behind Yusuke, and infront of Kuwabara, so when he felt someone tap his shoulder, he thought it was Kuwabara.
"What do you want, Kuwabara?" He asked. Kuwabara turned around from looking at some magizines.
"Whadaya mean? I don't want you." He said. Kurama shrugged, and continued to walk forward. Finally, he felt someone pull his hair slightly again,and he turned around to yell, but stopped, when he saw who it was.
"Karasu?!" He asked. The guy smiled, and walked forward.
"Kura-sama, you should let me cut your hair..." He said. Kurama grabbed Yusuke's wrist, and rushed forward. Finally, he was sure that he'd lost him, he sighed.
"What was that all about?" Yusuke demaned.
"Someone was following us." Kurama said. Yusuke looked a little surprised.
"Who?" Kuwabara asked.
"Karasu." He said. Yusuke looked surprised.
"Karasu? That s.o.b.?" Yusuke asked. Kurama nodded. Suddenly, he saw Karasu walking towards them, and this time, he was holding up a frilly looking dress.
"Kura-sama, does this make me look sexy?" He asked slyly. The boys took one look at Karasu holding up the dress, and took off to the car. Kurama got in the drivers seat, and looked up to make sure that the dashboard wasn't melting in the sun, and saw Karasu walking toward the car. He stomped on the gas, and with the boys in the back yelling at him, took off. After the first mile or so, they fianlly felt safe enough to turn on the radio, instead of listening for a creepy swish of a very ugly dress.
"Gawd, Kurama. You sure have some weirdo's trying to pick you up." Yusuke said. Kurama breathed a sigh of relief.
"Yeah, but what I wonder is how he knew we where here?" He said. Yusuke and Kuwabara looked at each other, and didn't say anything. When they got back to the hotel, Hiei asked why they had come back so early, and they just shrugged. All to soon, it was time to pack up and head to the airport. As they borded the plane Kurama sighed. I guess I have to be with them the entire way back, and he borded the plane with the others.