Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ What Did They Just Say?!? ❯ More Crazy Quotes! ( Chapter 2 )

Disclaimer: Don't own YYH.

 

Hey everybody, I'm back with more things the Yu Yu characters would never say! But first I'd like to thank a few people for taking the time to review:

 

Before Deletion:

 

Rachel31- Glad you liked it!

 

sango_demon_exterminator- Your review was very *interesting…* ^.^

 

Dark Flame- Glad you thought it was funny and your suggestions are appreciated!

 

xXJBxXInuyashaXxJBXx- Hiei dancing with a squirrel?!? LOL!!!!!

 

Lavenderfairy- Yes I know who you are! Thanks for reviewing!

 

Dark_Shadow_Hiei- Thanks for the high ratings and I'm glad you enjoyed it!

 

Everyone else, please please please review!! And like I said before suggestions are appreciated!!

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Karasu: Today is such a lovely day! I shall celebrate life!

 

Touya: Dishonor is my middle name!

 

Jin: I'm gonna drop this lame accent.

 

Sazuka: Swing your partner round and round!

 

Toguro Bros: Bet-at-a-bim for Cotton-eye Joe, I've been married a long time ago! Where did you come from? Where did you go? Where did you come from Cotton-eye Joe?

 

Rinku: Yo-yos are for babies!

 

Zeru: I want a Jagan!

 

Hiei: I am Sailor Moon, champion of justice! On behalf of the moon I right wrongs and triumph over evil! And that means you!

 

Touya: Mercury Ice Bubbles! Freeze!

 

Suzaku: Jupiter Thunder! Crash!

 

Yusuke: Grease is the word, is the word that you heard, it's got groove, it's got meanin! Grease is the time, is the place, is the motion, grease is the way we are feelin!

 

Keiko: Snap out of it already! Yusuke's not coming back. Get yourself another guy, like Kazuma. Yeah, Kazuma. Now he is fine!

 

Hiei: You've gotta get yourself a girl, mate!

 

Kurama: Must...stay...cool...calm...collected...

 

Sazuka: Toguro is my best friend!

 

Kurama: It's Super Grover to the rescue!

 

Hiei: Hey there shakey shakey! Shake the whole day through! Hey there shakey shakey! I wanna shake with you!

 

Kurama: Woman get busy, just shake that booty non-stop when the beat drop just keep swingin' it!

 

Touya: *with Irish accent* Ah, buzz off ya big party-pooper! Yer too serious!

 

Elder Toguro: What a lovely little creature! Here, my precious! Come here! Good little puppy! Who's a good little puppy? You are! Yes, you are! Yes, you are!

 

Yukina: Find yourself another girl, Kuwabara! We're through, do you hear me?!? Through!!

 

Karasu: Should I just blow myself up now?

 

Eiechiki: Woof.

 

Hiei: Today is a beautiful day! The sky is blue, the sun is shining, the birds are singing. Nothing could go wrong today!

 

Karasu: AAAHHHHHH!!!!! NOOO!!!! STAY AWAY FROM ME KURAMA!!!!!

 

Kurama: I have no interest in gardening.

 

Hiei: Yummy yummy in my tummy!

 

Kurama and Karasu: I love you, you love me, we're a happy family! With a great big hug *hug each other* and a kiss from me to you *kiss each other on the cheek* won't you say you love me too!

 

Yukina: Must...have...Orlando...Bloom...

 

Kurama: Think rude, think rude, think rude...

 

Hiei: Simon Cowell and I are very much alike. We are both evil, we are both mean, we both wear black, and we are both always right! Mwahahaha!!

 

Botan: Must...have...Koen-, I mean, Clay...Aiken...

 

Karasu: Today we shall be learning how to plant a garden.

 

Hiei: Ow!!! I cut myself with my sword!!

 

Jin: *on knees begging* Touya, can I please be on your team? Pleeeease? Pleeeease? I promise I'll never ask you for anything ever again as long as I live if you let me be on your team! Pleeease Touya? Pleeease?

 

*~*Convo*~*

 

Karasu: You know what, Kurama? I don't want to destroy you.

 

Kurama: Why not?!?

 

Karasu: I don't really like you anymore.

 

Kurama: What?!? Why not?!? Aren't I pretty enough for you?!?

 

Karasu: *looks over at Hiei* Actually, I like Hiei now.

 

Hiei: *looks up in surprise*

 

Karasu: I think Hiei is much prettier than you are. I like him a lot better than you... Now I'll have to destroy him instead.

 

Hiei: You sicko...DRAGON OF THE DARKNESS FLAME!!!!

 

Karasu: *dragon almost consumes him but is not strong enough, instead burns him to a crisp* *stands there, twitching (anime style: think Ash Ketchum after getting Flame-Throwered by Charizard)*

 

Kurama: Heh. You and your sick mind. Serves you right. Thanks, Hiei!

 

Hiei: No problem-o.

 

*~*End Convo*~*