Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ What Do You Do? ❯ Oook! ( Chapter 2 )

ILuvsHiei: Yo! Wazzup my peeps! Sorry it's been sooooooooo long, but this is my second story so I've been having trouble making this story actually seem good. Hopefully you guys like it. Anyways, I forgot something in the disclaimer so here we go. ONWARD MY FELLOW BEINGS OF- umm… what are they again? Hmm… think, think… oh I remember now *cough cough*- MY FELLOW EMPLOYEES OF THE HAPPY HOTEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE MUST CONTINUE OUR JOURNEY UNTO- umm… oh never mind I haven't had enough sugar today so I can't express myself.

 

Disclaimer: I own nothing of Yu Yu Hakusho, but I do own any thing you don't recognize from the show and I DO own Fate no matter what she says. ( Fate: No, she doesn't, I swear it!!!!)

 

 

“YEEESSSS!!!!!!!!!!! WE'RE FRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!” Yelled Yukiko and Kin as they walke- I mean RAN off the plane while Kohaku calmly walked out from behind them. “ MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! YOU WILL NEVER GET ME YOU EVIL MIDGET ANGELS OF HEAVEN!!!!!!!!!! NEVER!!!!!” exclaimed Yukiko which caused all movements to stop in the airport and look at her weirdly. “ WHAT ARE YOU LOOKIN' AT YOU EVIL PEOPLE!!! I BET YOU'RE CONSPIRING WITH THEM!!!!” She yelled waving her hands and pointing at random people and they immediately continued what they were doing fearing the wrath of this crazy woman. She calmed down in a matter of seconds and suggested something smart for once, “ Why don't we go look for those little boys we have to meet.”

 

“Excuse us, but I believe we have already found you.” Said a voice from right behind them. “AHHHHHH!!!!” Was the only response he got from the three girls.

 

“HOLY POOP FROM A MONKEY'S BUTT!!!!! DO YOU GUYS GET A KICK OUT OF SCARING THE FREAKINESS OUT OF ME AND MY PEOPLE'S OR SOMRTHING?!?!?!?!” yelled/asked Yukiko. She put her hand to her heart and pretended to faint while Kin quickly caught her.

 

“Hn, you baka onna, I know you're awake and now if you would refrain from incessant whining I will not have to kill you.” Stated Hiei in his usual nonchalant tone. Kurama sweat dropped and put his hand to his head while apologizing to the girls, “ I'm sorry, excuse my friend here, he's not very good with meeting new friends.

 

While all this was happening Kuwabaka was standing there with drool collecting on the floor as he was shocked stupid (A.N.: Yeah right, it's not like he can get any stupider) by the girls beauty. He quickly ran up to Kohaku, who was the closest to him (A.N.: Poor child, she'll be scarred for life), and yelled, “ WILL YOU MARRY ME AND GIVE LOTS OF KIDS WHO WILL TAKE AFTER MY GOOD LOOKS?!?!?!?! PLEASE?!?!?!?!?!”

 

In a flash Yukiko had him thrown across the floor and through a couple walls. “ If you ever think about asking my sister, my friend, myself, or any other girl for that matter I WILL kill you. I will not execute any restraint on an ugly fool like you.”

 

“Yukiko!!! Play NICE!!!!!! Koenma will not be happy if you kill a human, even if it is a pathetic excuse for one.” Exclaimed Kin, “ he will probably send you to Reikai prison, again and I know how you feel about that.”

 

“ IT'S HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I NEVER WANT TO GO BACK AGAIN!!!!!!!!!” yelled Yukiko. * cries* Then Yukiko all of a sudden turned to her left shoulder and started talking to Fate, although the boys didn't know that and just thought she was crazy. “ You don't want to go back there either, do you?” Yukiko shook her head, “ Neither does Yukiko.”

 

“Yukiko what did I tell you about talking in third person?” asked Kohaku. Yukiko shrugged her shoulder like a 5 year old trying to deny that she's done something wrong. “ Fine, you can try to act all innocent now, but you know better. Start acting your age. Look at Kin, she's making way more progress than you are, she actually seems sane to people at first glance.” Said Kohaku as she looked at Kin who had started playing with Kurama's hair repeatedly saying “ ooh, prettyfuls” then she sweat dropped, “ On second thought, don't.”

 

“ I don't mean to interrupt, but do you think you could help me?” Kurama asked politely. So, Yukiko went up behind Kin and smacked her upside the head. “ Thank you, well, now that that's done we should get going don't you think? By the way we'll be staying at Kuwabara's house for the night, but not to worry, his older sister will be there and she's not as… unique as Kuwabara is.”

 

“ AT THAT… THING'S HOUSE?!?!?! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” yelled the girls, this time including Kohaku.

 

 

ILuvsHiei: Aaaand that's where we'll leave off today. I hope you liked it, it took me a while to do this chapter, even if it was short. Here's what's going to happen next chappie : Truth or Dare