Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ When Fan Girls Attack ❯ Kurama and Tyson Part 2 ( Chapter 3 )

Whan Fan Girls Attack

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Hi I'm back! And we've got a new member on the team. You'll have to read to find out who it is.

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Chapter 3

Tyson, Kurama, and a new Member

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Me: (Dress as Tyson, again) (Speaking into a fake microphone) Welcome back to When Fan Girls Attack, the documentary.

Ashley: (Dressed as Kurama, again)(Also speaking into a fake microphone) We are dressed as Kurama and Tyson again to try and actually count the Fan Girls.

Me: We are also recruting a new member.

???: (Jumps into tree) (Dressed as Gohan) Hi!

Ashley: Meet Kat.

Kat: It's good to be here. Why are you two doing this?

Me: (Sighs) If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times. The people need this information.

Kat: Oh. (Points to a huge mob) Look over there.

Me: (Beep)! They've recruited more.

Ashley and Kat: (Push me out of the tree) (Start counting)

Me: (Falling out of the tree) (Covering mouth to keep from saying anything)

Ashley: Oh My God! It's Tyson!

Tyson Fan Girl #57: What!? Where!?

Tyson Fan Girl #83: (Points at me) Over there!

Tyson Fan Girls: (Swarm and attack me)

Kat: Don't you think we should help her?

Ashley: (Shakes head) No.

Kat: (Pushes Ashley out of tree) (Imitates Kurama Fan Girl) Oh My God! It's Kurama!

Kurama Fan Girl #58: (Tackles Ashley) Gimme a kiss!

Ashley: (Trying to get away) No! Get the (Beep) away from me!

Kat: (Laughing so hard she falls out of tree) Oh (Beep)!!!

Me: (Back in the tree with a pointy stick) Back! Back I say!

Gohan Fan Girl #34: (Holding onto Kat's leg) I love you Gohan! Marry Me!!

Kat: (Beep) No!

Me: (Counting Gohan Fan Girls while trying to keep away the Tyson Fan Girls) 845, 846, 847, 848. WOW! That's more then what Trunks got!

Kat: Marry this! (Kicks Gohan Fan Girl #752)

Ashley: (Back in tree) (Pushes Me out of tree) (Starts counting Tyson Fan Girls)

Me: (Once again fighting for my life) Die!!!!

Ashley: 554, 553, 552. Jo-Ann stop killing the Fan Girls!!!!

Kat: (Drags Ashley out of tree) (Throws Ashley to Kurama Fan Girls) (Starts counting the Kurama Fan Girls)

Ashley: I hate you! DIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! (Kills 20 Kurama Fan Girls)

Kat: (Has helped me get back in tree) 954, 934. 934!!!!! What the (Beep)!?! Ashley stop killing the (Beep)ing Fan Girls!

Me: (Has an idea [It's the apocalypse!!!]) I have an idea!

Kat: What is it?

Me: Watch. (Jumps out of tree) It's Kuwabara!!!! AAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

All of the Fan Girls: MY EYES!!! THEY BURN!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!! (All run away leaving Ashley on the ground twitching)

Kat: Good idea (Jumps out of tree) Let's get back to your house and get Ashley some medical attention.

Ashley: I can't feel my legs.

All: (Get back to the house)

Me: There were so many Fan Girls. (Shudders)

Kat: There were 934 Kurama Fan Girls after Ashley went on that killing spree.

Ashley: After Jo-Ann was done with her killing spree there were 597 Tyson Fan Girls.

Me: And there were 848 Gohan Fan Girls. I'm surprised you're still alive.

All: Until Next Time!

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