Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ When Hiei Got Punk'd ❯ Sweet snow can be evil ( Chapter 3 )
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By: kitsunewolfdemon 
Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 03.10.2005 | Pages: 1 | Words: 745 | Visits: 319 | Status: Completed
Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 03.10.2005 | Pages: 1 | Words: 745 | Visits: 319 | Status: Completed
Thanks for the reviews! I have not updated this story in a while so in the future I will try and be quicker! I hope this chapter is okay. Reviews would be most appreciated!
(...) Something happening in the video room.
Chapter 3
Hiei was running as hard as he could, he just couldn’t escape the fact that...
“ALL THE DAMN SWEET SNOW SHOPS ARE SOLD OUT!!!” (Everyone roared with laughter, some more than others, everything was going according to plan.)
Hiei stopped outside a perky, happy looking shop with a pink pony on top. He looked inside, a man was serving a child something on a cone,
“SWEET SNOW!” Hiei yelled, but would he throw away his pride by entering such a pathetic looking building?
“HELL YEAH! IT’S SWEET SNOW!” He practically dove into the shop. (If you had been outside the Punk’d studio you would have heard a blast of laughter, if you were inside chances are you are now temporally deaf.) The child, the girl that had been poking Hiei before, looked at him.
“You like ice-cream, funny-man?”
Hiei growled and pushed her out the way.
“Give me sweet snow or you will pay mortal!” The man looked at Hiei,
“You got any money?”
Hiei snarled, “You will give me the snow and I won’t kill you.”
“No pay, no ice-cream, dude”
Hiei stormed out of the shop, where was he going to find money. He suddenly saw a dark haired man in a dark suit walking down a dark alley. He had a wad of money in his hand.
“Is that Sayko?” Hiei asked himself. He smirked, “Who cares.” He dove on the supposedly dead millionaire and grabbed the money in his mouth and jumped off, like a squirrel one might say.
(“HIEI IS A MONKEY!” Yusuke yelled. “NO HE’S A SQUIRREL!” Koenma yelled back. “YOU’RE BOTH WRONG! HE’S A OCTOPUS!” Kuwabara yelled louder. Everyone looked at him and stared.)
Hiei ran back into the shop with the money in his mouth and dropped it on the counter.
“Here! Give me all the sweet snow!”
The guy grinned and served Hiei every bucket they had. Hiei took them to a seat in the corner and began to eat, little did he notice that the ice-cream guy was making a phone call.
Hiei dove into the first bucket, but then spat it out.
“Damn this tastes like dirt!” He took a bite of another one, and spat it out. “This one tastes like socks!”
(Everyone wondered how Hiei knew what socks tasted like till Kurama remembered when a pair of his went missing and were rediscovered with bite marks in them.)
He took another bite and another and another, all the sweet snow was horrible and he spat it out. He cautiously put a red ice-cream in his mouth and then began to jump around,
“IT’S HOT!!!!” He went over to the freezer and put his tongue in it, causing it to stick. He tried pulling it off but he was stuck tight. Suddenly men dressed in black suits and dark glasses appeared in the door.
“We are the FBI! We have come here because apparently someone has used fake money to buy 40 gallons of ice-cream!”
(Everyone laughed and suddenly the door opened in the video room revealing Jin, Touya, Chu, Rinku and...Kuronue?
“What are you guys doing here!?” Yusuke laughed.
“To see Hiei get humiliated!” Everyone said,
“Someone said there would be shiny things here.” Kuronue added as he sat next to Kurama. No one asked how the bat-demon had reapeared.
“There are shiny things!” Ashton threw Kuronue a shiny coin, Kuronue stared at the coin and quickly hid it in his jacket.)
“That’s the guy!” The ice-cream guy yelled. Hiei was still stuck as the men came over to him.
“Whad da ya muen thu muny wers fahk!?” What do you mean the money was fake!?
“Don’t play cute mister! You’re in a lot of trouble!” They slowly came up to Hiei who was defenseless...
How was that? I hope it was okay, please review.
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(...) Something happening in the video room.
Chapter 3
Hiei was running as hard as he could, he just couldn’t escape the fact that...
“ALL THE DAMN SWEET SNOW SHOPS ARE SOLD OUT!!!” (Everyone roared with laughter, some more than others, everything was going according to plan.)
Hiei stopped outside a perky, happy looking shop with a pink pony on top. He looked inside, a man was serving a child something on a cone,
“SWEET SNOW!” Hiei yelled, but would he throw away his pride by entering such a pathetic looking building?
“HELL YEAH! IT’S SWEET SNOW!” He practically dove into the shop. (If you had been outside the Punk’d studio you would have heard a blast of laughter, if you were inside chances are you are now temporally deaf.) The child, the girl that had been poking Hiei before, looked at him.
“You like ice-cream, funny-man?”
Hiei growled and pushed her out the way.
“Give me sweet snow or you will pay mortal!” The man looked at Hiei,
“You got any money?”
Hiei snarled, “You will give me the snow and I won’t kill you.”
“No pay, no ice-cream, dude”
Hiei stormed out of the shop, where was he going to find money. He suddenly saw a dark haired man in a dark suit walking down a dark alley. He had a wad of money in his hand.
“Is that Sayko?” Hiei asked himself. He smirked, “Who cares.” He dove on the supposedly dead millionaire and grabbed the money in his mouth and jumped off, like a squirrel one might say.
(“HIEI IS A MONKEY!” Yusuke yelled. “NO HE’S A SQUIRREL!” Koenma yelled back. “YOU’RE BOTH WRONG! HE’S A OCTOPUS!” Kuwabara yelled louder. Everyone looked at him and stared.)
Hiei ran back into the shop with the money in his mouth and dropped it on the counter.
“Here! Give me all the sweet snow!”
The guy grinned and served Hiei every bucket they had. Hiei took them to a seat in the corner and began to eat, little did he notice that the ice-cream guy was making a phone call.
Hiei dove into the first bucket, but then spat it out.
“Damn this tastes like dirt!” He took a bite of another one, and spat it out. “This one tastes like socks!”
(Everyone wondered how Hiei knew what socks tasted like till Kurama remembered when a pair of his went missing and were rediscovered with bite marks in them.)
He took another bite and another and another, all the sweet snow was horrible and he spat it out. He cautiously put a red ice-cream in his mouth and then began to jump around,
“IT’S HOT!!!!” He went over to the freezer and put his tongue in it, causing it to stick. He tried pulling it off but he was stuck tight. Suddenly men dressed in black suits and dark glasses appeared in the door.
“We are the FBI! We have come here because apparently someone has used fake money to buy 40 gallons of ice-cream!”
(Everyone laughed and suddenly the door opened in the video room revealing Jin, Touya, Chu, Rinku and...Kuronue?
“What are you guys doing here!?” Yusuke laughed.
“To see Hiei get humiliated!” Everyone said,
“Someone said there would be shiny things here.” Kuronue added as he sat next to Kurama. No one asked how the bat-demon had reapeared.
“There are shiny things!” Ashton threw Kuronue a shiny coin, Kuronue stared at the coin and quickly hid it in his jacket.)
“That’s the guy!” The ice-cream guy yelled. Hiei was still stuck as the men came over to him.
“Whad da ya muen thu muny wers fahk!?” What do you mean the money was fake!?
“Don’t play cute mister! You’re in a lot of trouble!” They slowly came up to Hiei who was defenseless...
How was that? I hope it was okay, please review.
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