Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Whose Line Is It Anyway? Yu Yu Hakusho Style! ❯ Suzaku, Hiei, Youko, and Jin ( Chapter 4 )

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<Font face="Verdana">Me: *Finally emerges from Broom Closet of Solitude after several sleepless nights with laptop held high, approaching the angry mob with the torches and fish* I bring you Show number four! Don't fish me anymore please! *looks very tired and hair is all messy*<Br>
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Mob: YAY! *dances around with the torches and fish*<Br>
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Me: (Thinks: Thank god the people at the gates took the pitchforks away.) *puts laptop in the closet and puts hands together, bowing* I'm SO sorry it's taken so long! Got swamped with too many activities and school. Now, our last show had Shishi, KoEnma, Yusuke, and Koto. Enjoy the new show... Now, I must clean myself because I feel like a fish... *wanders off to find a shower, but runs when the mob chases me demanding when the next show will be*<Br>
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Disclaimers: Whose Line Is It Anyway? belongs to whomever created the show, all Yu Yu Hakusho characters belong to themselves and their creator, Yoshihiro Togashi. Shin and her demon self Inu Kodoku belong to me, seeing as she is me. Ryuka belongs to herself, though she's an OC of one of my fanfics. Any random original characters belong to me.<Br>
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*Camera focuses on a new face sitting at the desk twirling a fan.*<Br>
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Inu: Good evening and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? Yu Yu Hakusho Style! The show where everything's made up on the spot by our wonderful actors and the points are as worthless as a threat from Roto. *laughter* I'm your host for tonight, Inu Kodoku, or just Inu to most people. At the end of the game I'll pick a winner to do something special with me and the losers will be locked in Byakko's lair to have their head's shaved by the fat cat himself. *Byakko starts roaring* Shut up. *chucks one of the studio cameras at him and he falls over with a thud* Remember boys and girls, wolf demons and tiger demons don't mix. Now, tonight's fan girl control is none other than Duo Maxwell and his gundam, the Deathscythe! Both owned by Yoshiyuki Tomino and Hajime Yatate. <Br>
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Duo: Thanks for having me here, Inu. *moves and knocked over several cameras* Sorry... I'm surprised my gundam fits in here.<Br>
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Inu: We had the ceiling and walls redone since Goku and Vegeta (owned by Akira Toriyama) destroyed it, so we had the ceiling raised a lot. Now tonight's contestants are... The dude with lightning and that annoying bird, Suzaku! *focus on Suzaku* He's short, he's fast, but he's deadly as hell, It's Hiei! *focus on Hiei, who crosses his arms* The fox who could pick your pocket as easily as picking a flower, Yoko Kurama! *Camera focuses on Yoko as a whole section of fan girls is kept back by Duo* And the demon who flies like a bird and punches like a rocket, It's Jin! *Camera focuses on Jin as the fan girls scream even more*<Br>
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Fan girl #1: Jin! I love you so much! Be mine forever!<Br>
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Fan girl #303: Back off girl, he's mine! *attacks #1*<Br>
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Fan girl #666: Yoko Kurama's way better than Jin, you idiots.<Br>
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Fan girl #17392: You're out of league, girl, besides Hiei's better than that fox. *laughs at #666, who attacks her*<Br>
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Fan girl (Number's too large): Suzaku could kill both of those guys. He rules! *gets pulled into the mob of attacking fan girls*<Br>
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Duo: Hold it ladies, no fighting! *breaks up the fight, but gets mobbed by the fan girls* Thank kami for the gundam *continues to control them*<Br>
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Inu: That's the strangest thing I've ever seen, but anyway, our first game today is "Let's Make A Date!" This involves all four of you. Hiei is a contestant on a dating game and the other three, who have been give cards that tell each one their strange personality, are the bachelors. Hiei will have to guess what they are at the end of the game, so begin.<Br>
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Hiei: *Using a feminine voice* Hello there bachelors, it's nice to be on this show tonight. Bachelor number one. My profession is bar tending and lap dancing, what's your's?<Br>
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Jin: *A writer/artist, who writes his ideas on everything, but paper and keeps losing them, and desperate to get his art sold.* I'm an artist and a writer. Oh! I just got an idea! *starts writing on arm, but freezes* ... Dammit! It's gone! Want to buy some of my driftwood art?<Br>
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Hiei: Sorry. I don't like driftwood.<Br>
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Jin: No one does. *Sighs, looking sad*<Br>
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Hiei: Bachelor number two, I'm the youngest out of twelve kids, how's your family?<Br>
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Yoko: *Acting out all the YYH Characters* Well, *imitates Yusuke's voice* My mother's a drunk, I have no idea who the hell my father is, and I have an ancestor who was a demon. *voice changes to Hiei's* Hn.<Br>
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Hiei: Ok. That's very interesting. Bachelor number three!<Br>
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Suzaku: What?! I didn't do it!<Br>
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Hiei: I didn't accuse you of anything, bachelor number three.<Br>
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Suzaku: *Hiei's paranoid, jealous, and angry ex-boyfriend* That's what you think, you hussy! All I ever wanted was some action and I get a lover who double-crosses me for a dating show!<Br>
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Hiei: What are you talking about? *stare*<Br>
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Suzaku: That's always your excuse! Don't play dumb with me, you little raggity ass hooker!<Br>
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Hiei: Back to bachelor number one. My favorite book is Polgara by David and Leigh Eddings, what's yours?<Br>
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Jin: *sighs* I don't have a favorite book because I'm too busy trying to write my own. Oh! Idea! *stands up and starts writing on Yoko's face*<Br>
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Yoko: *in Genkai's voice* Get away from me, dimwit! *smacks Jin upside the head* <Br>
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Jin: Damn, lost it. *walks over to Suzaku* Do you want some pictures I painted recently?<Br>
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Suzaku: No. *looks at Hiei* Would you really prefer this idiot over me?<Br>
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Jin: Why can't I get any art sold?! *sits down and starts sobbing* <Br>
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Hiei: Calm down Bachelor number one. Ok, Bachelor number two, my passion in life is juggling flaming batons, what's your's?<Br>
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Yoko: *In Kuwabara's voice* My passion in life is my darling Yukina! Yukina!<Br>
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Yukina: *from the audience, looks at Kuwabara.* He sounds like you, Kazuma-kun, but is that true?<Br>
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Kuwabara: He tells the truth. I love you, Yukina. *a stool hits him in the head and he falls over unconscious*<Br>
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Yoko: *in Koto's voice* Yay! Blood, pain, and violence! Let's see more!<Br>
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Hiei: *glares at Kuwabara and then at Yoko*<Br>
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Inu: Hiei, please stay with the game. *sighs* <Br>
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Hiei: *calms down a bit and goes back to feminine voice* Bachelor number three. Blood really turns me on, what about you?<Br>
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Suzaku: I already knew that, slut! Though, after all those times together I just wasn't good enough for you was I?! You had to dump me and then enter this show! <Br>
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Hiei: Ok, you're scaring me, bachelor number three. <Br>
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Suzaku: You should be scared! I'm going to kill you one of these days. I'll start by destroying the person you pick on this show!<Br>
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Yoko: *In KoEnma's voice* I'll have you arrested if you do that. <Br>
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Suzaku: Shut up you freak. *smacks Yoko upside the head* <Br>
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Yoko: *in Rinku's voice* Ow... That really hurt! Get away from me!<Br>
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*Fight breaks out between Suzaku and Yoko*<Br>
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Hiei: Bachelor number one... Do you have any ideas on how to stop this?<Br>
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Jin: An idea! *runs over to someone in the audience and starts writing on their face* Hey, want to buy some of my art? *holds up a piece of paper all crumpled up*<Br>
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Person: Um... No thanks, I don't like paper.<Br>
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Jin: Dammit, lost my idea and you won't buy my art... *looks around* I'll do anything if you buy it. Cleaning, cooking, a few suggestive things. <Br>
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Person: *turns red and shakes their head* Um... No...<Br>
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Jin: *runs away sobbing* Everyone hates my art! *clings to Yoko* will you buy some of my art*<Br>
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Yoko: *in Karasu's voice* Get away from me before I blow you up. <Br>
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Suzaku: Our fight isn't over! *attacks Yoko again* Don't touch my girl. <Br>
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Inu: *presses the buzzer several times* Break it up! *the contestants sit down* Any guesses?<Br>
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Hiei: Jin is an artist who can't sell his art and a writer who keeps getting and losing ideas.<Br>
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Inu: What else did he do with his writing?<Br>
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Hiei: He wrote on just about everything, except paper. <Br>
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Inu: Correct! What about the other two?<Br>
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Hiei: Yoko was a schizophrenic person who has watched too much Yu Yu Hakusho. *laughter*<Br>
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Inu: Hmm.. Close enough. He was acting out the characters. What about the last one?<Br>
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Hiei: My supposed possessive and angry ex-boyfriend. <Br>
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Inu: That's close enough, too. He was also paranoid and jealous. Great job! *they return to their seats* That was the longest run of that game we've done. Anyway, our next game is "Three Headed Broadway Star" starring Yoko, Jin, and Suzaku. I'll go find someone from the audience *Walks around the audience as the three guys walk down to the stage and put their arms around each other.* You there! *Points at a dragon youkai* What's your name?<Br>
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Youkai: Um... My name's Juri. *smiles*<Br>
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Inu: Well come on down and sit on the stool. *grabs a stool and puts it in front of the three guys*<Br>
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Juri: Ok. *walks down and sits on the stool*<Br>
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Inu: I'll ask the other section of audience to complete this title. I Love Your blank. <Br>
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Audience: (chest, pants, ears, and eyes) Tail!<Br>
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Inu: Tail! That sounds good. Yoko, Jin, and Suzaku, you're singing a song called "I Love Your Tail." In this game you can each sing only one word at a time. hehe. Our musicians today are Harkua and Michiru from Naoko Takuchi's Sailor Moon! Begin.<Br>
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*A pretty broadway love song melody starts (A/N: I condensed the stuff so it wouldn't take up so much room) and the boys are patting Juri's tail.*<Br>
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Yoko: I...<Br>
Jin: Love...<Br>
Suzaku: Your...<Br>
Yoko: Tail...<Br>
Jin: It's...<Br>
Suzaku: So...<Br>
Yoko: Green...<Br>
Jin: And...<Br>
Suzaku: Soft...<Br>
Yoko: Sometimes...<Br>
Jin: When...<Br>
Suzaku: You're...<Br>
Yoko: Near...<Br>
Jin: Me...<Br>
Suzaku: I...<Br>
Yoko: Love...<Br>
Jin: To...<Br>
Suzaku: Hold...<Br>
Yoko: And...<Br>
Jin: Cuddle...<Br>
Suzaku: Your...<Br>
Yoko: Tail...<Br>
Jin: It...<Br>
Suzaku: Makes...<Br>
Yoko: Me...<Br>
Jin: Feel...<Br>
Suzaku: All...<Br>
Yoko: Warm...<Br>
Jin: And...<Br>
Suzaku: Fuzzy...<Br>
Yoko: Inside...<Br>
Jin: Oh...<Br>
Suzaku: How...<Br>
Yoko: I...<Br>
Jin: Love...<Br>
Suzaku: Your...<Br>
Yoko: Tail...<Br>
Jin: It...<Br>
Suzaku: Makes...<Br>
Yoko: Me...<Br>
Jin: Think...<Br>
Suzaku: Happy...<Br>
Yoko: Thoughts...<Br>
Jin: Like... <Br>
Suzaku: Rainbows...<Br>
Yoko: And... *stares at Suzaku*<Br>
Jin: Unicorns... *Yoko stares at him*<Br>
Suzaku: And...<Br>
Yoko: Long...<Br>
Jin: Walks...<Br>
Suzaku: On...<Br>
Yoko: The...<Br>
Jin: Beach...<Br>
Suzaku: And...<Br>
Yoko: Weapons!... *a cute, yet very evil smile.*<Br>
(Inu: *in the background* Isn't he cute when he smiles like that!)<Br>
(Audience member: *In the background* He scares me...)<Br>
(Inu: *In the background* Still thy tongue, heathen. He's cute, dammit.)<Br>
Jin: I... *gives Yoko and then Inu a weird look*<Br>
Suzaku: Feel... *Also giving Yoko and Inu a weird look*<Br>
Yoko: Safe... <Br>
Jin: When...<Br>
Suzaku: Your...<Br>
Yoko: Tail...<Br>
Jin: Is...<Br>
Suzaku: Near...<Br>
Yoko: I...<Br>
Jin: Love...<Br>
Suzaku: Your...<Br>
All: *harmonizing* Tail... *Sustained note until the music finishes*<Br>
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*Applause as the three move away from each other and shake Juri's hand before she returns to her seat*<Br>
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Inu: That was awesome! Ten thousand points to all of you as well as the musicians Haruka and Michiru. Dragon tails are nice, but they're not fluffy enough. *flicks her wolf tail a bit, smiling* <Br>
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Yoko: Fluffy tails rule over the tail kingdom. *shows off his fox tail*<Br>
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Inu: Too true! *grins and laughs* Well, now for a commercial break, but don't go away because there's more Whose Line is it Anyway? Yu Yu Hakusho Style coming up. <Br>
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*Commercials run. (A/N: I actually will write a whole chapter with commercials one day, but not right now ^_^() ) The show returns and Inu's sitting in the audience talking to Ryuka*<Br>
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Camera Man: Inu! The show's back on.<Br>
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Inu: *leaps out of seat, rushing back to desk* Oh! Hi! Welcome back to Whose Line Is It Anyway? Yu Yu Hakusho Style! Our next game is 'Scenes from a Hat' *pulls a top hat out from under desk* At the beginning of the show I asked the audience to write some suggestions for things and I will pull them out at random. The first one is: People who shouldn't be allowed in the studio.<Br>
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Yoko: *Walks forward* Hello, I'm Karasu, nice camera. *Pokes an imaginary camera and it explodes* Hehe. I bet the camera enjoyed that. *Buzz*<Br>
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Hiei: *Steps down and does an imitation of someone powering up* I'm Toguro and every time I power up, things break.<Br>
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Jin: *Steps down with Suzaku* Kakorot! You won't defeat me!<Br>
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Suzaku: *fights with Jin* In your dreams, Vegeta! <Br>
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*the two pretend to destroy things, causing Inu to fall over in laughter and then press the buzzer for a long time*<Br>
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Inu: *regaining composure* Ok, next: Songs that will never make it past the recording studio.<Br>
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Jin: *steps forwards and clears throat*<Br>
Good morning fighters! <Br>
Welcome to the tournament! <Br>
Through out this time don't pull all nighters! <Br>
Because there's no room for a medical tent.<Br>
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Hiei: *stepping forwards* I'd like to sing a song about my eye. *buzzer*<Br>
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Suzaku: *steps fowards* I love your tail! It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside! <Br>
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Inu: *Buzzer* Ok. That's enough singing for now. Next: Things to say to Hiei if you want a death wish.<Br>
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Hiei: *glowers and sits down * hn... <Br>
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Suzaku: *steps forwards* Do you know how short you are? Huh? Midget?! You want a piece of me you midget demon from the land of shortness!<Br>
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Hiei: *glares at Suzaku as he steps back*<Br>
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Yoko: *steps forwards and imitates Kuwabara* I'm finally marrying Yukina! *yelps and ducks behind Inu's desk as Hiei gets fed up.*<Br>
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Inu: Eep! *buzzer* That was a bad topic... *sweatdrops as Hiei glares at her* Um... The next one is... Yoko! Get out from under my desk please. *sighs as Yoko returns to his spot* Ok, next is: What KoEnma does when he's alone in his office. <Br>
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Hiei: *Evil grin and steps forwards, pretending to look in a mirror* I'm a cute little baby! Yes, I am! Who's an awesome ruler of the Spirit World!<Br>
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Yoko: *Steps forwards* Time to count the money I've looted from the Spirit World Casinos stationed in the human world! <Br>
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Jin: *steps forwards and mimes putting on a dress, applying make up, and dancing around* I'm so pretty! Pretty KoEnma!<Br>
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Suzaku: *steps forwards* Dammit! George confiscated all my pornos again didn't he!<Br>
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Inu: *falls out of chair laughing and doesn't stop for a full five minutes*<Br>
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KoEnma: *crosses arms, looking sulky* It wasn't that funny.<Br>
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Inu: Ok, ok. *regaining composure, but still giggling* Last one: If you were about to die, what would you say? It can be humorous or serious.<Br>
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Hiei: *Steps forwards* Hn... Contrary to popular belief, my hair is naturally like this, but it is soft and fluffy.<Br>
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Suzaku: *steps forwards, falling to knees* Damn, I just got this back from the dry cleaners! *falls forwards*<Br>
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Jin: *steps forwards* My horde of monkey ninjas will avenge me! *mimes getting hit by an attack and falls down*<Br>
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Yoko: *steps forwards* I only have one thing to say... *walks over to Inu and clings to her possessively* She's mine! *looks at an imaginary foe* And your wallet is mine! <Br>
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Inu: *nearly topples off chair, but manages to press buzzer several times and Yoko returns to his seat with the others* Thanks. A bunch of points for all of you. By the way, if anyone does kill Yoko, your ass is mine! I'll also take your wallet to bury with Yoko. *grins evily and fingers a sword hidden under desk* ANYWAY! Our next game will be 'Alphabet' This is for Hiei and Suzaku. The scene is inside maze castle and what if Hiei reached Suzaku first instead of Yusuke. Sounds like fun, ne? Begin. Hiei, begin with the letter... 'I'<Br>
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Hiei: *gets in a fighting stance, looking up a bit* I finally reached you and can kill you!<Br>
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Suzaku: Joke, ye not, midget! *crosses arms*<Br>
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Hiei: *Gives Suzaku a weird look* Keep your english straight, idiot.<Br>
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Suzaku: Let's start the fight now before I get bored. <Br>
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Hiei: Murugu's going to fry in the lightning, fool.<Br>
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Suzaku: *shrugs* Not a problem with me. <Br>
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Hiei: *rolls eyes at Suzaku* Oh, the irony of it all. <Br>
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Suzaku: Pester me not, midget of the land of shortness.<Br>
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Hiei: Quickly start the fight, sparky.<Br>
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Suzaku: Ready to die from my attacks?<Br>
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Hiei: Surely you jest, foolish.... fool.<Br>
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Suzaku: Tsk Tsk. The comedy in you is defeated.<Br>
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Hiei: Underling! Fetch me my basket of plenty!<Br>
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Suzaku: Venture forth and find me a golden pickle!<Br>
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Hiei: What the hell are we talking about now?<Br>
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Suzaku: Xena would kick Buffy's ass any day. <Br>
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Hiei: You're right on that, Suzie. *chuckles*<Br>
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Suzaku: *glares at Hiei* Zambonies will destroy you at high noon! <Br>
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Hiei: Another incident with the lightning rod fried your brains.<Br>
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Suzaku: Begin the sacrificial ceremony to the monkey monk!<Br>
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Hiei: Caring is not one of my strong points.<Br>
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Suzaku: Doesn't that seem obvious to all of us?<Br>
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Hiei: Enough with the random chatter. <Br>
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Suzaku: Fool! I have confused you with the chatter!<Br>
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Hiei: Get a life, wait... I'm about to kill you.<Br>
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Suzaku: Hah! Like you ever could!<Br>
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Hiei: *pretends to kill Suzaku* I just did...<Br>
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Inu: *presses the buzzer* Nice work you guys. 100 points a piece. Our next game is 'Song Styles' This is for Jin and his fabulous singing voice! Let's find an audience member. *wanders over and finds Botan* Botan! Come on down! <Br>
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Botan: Alrighty! *stands up and walks over to sit on the stool that Jin set out for her*<Br>
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Inu: Ok, We all know Botan, our happy Grim Reaper! Jin, you make up a song about her and the style is... *looks a card and laughs* Opera!<Br>
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Jin: *Sweatdrops as the audience laughs about this*<Br>
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Inu: Ok, Harkua and Michiru will start the tune and then you can start singing about Botan! Begin!<Br>
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*A fairly fast opera melody starts up and Jin gets ready*<Br>
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Jin: It was late at night when it was my time to leave,<Br>
So I closed my eyes and let my soul go free. <Br>
There were so many things I had hoped to achieve,<Br>
But now I'm staring at a girl who seems go be full of glee.<Br>
She said her name was Botan, <Br>
And she was here to take me away.<Br>
I asked her if this was all a con,<Br>
She said that the grim reaper never lied any day.<Br>
I sat on her oar and we flew off,<Br>
To the place where I would get judged.<Br>
Botan left me at the gates and I... did cough.<Br>
The person said I could go to a place... where there's fudge.<Br>
Botan took me to a blissful place. <Br>
The grim reaper had such a smile on her face!<Br>
Botan the grim reaper!<Br>
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Inu: That was a great job, Jin! Five thousand points to you, four thousand to the musicians, and three thousand for Botan for putting up with your silly lyrics. Stay tuned to find out who's tonight's winner on Whose Line Is it Anyway? Yu Yu Hakusho Style!<Br>
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*commercials run, but then the screen returns to the studio*<Br>
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Inu: Tonight's winner is Hiei! He didn't kill anyone after they said those phrases. Hurray for him!<Br>
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Hiei: *waves from Inu's desk and sits back to relax*<Br>
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Inu: To end the show, the other three contestants and I are going to do the 'Irish Drinking Song!'. I've been waiting to do this forever. Let's think of a good subject for the song. Audience?<Br>
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Audience: (Fighting, School, Demons, and Dancing) Football!<Br>
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Inu: Yes! This is the Football Irish Drinking song! Let's begin!<Br>
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*Irish drinking music starts to play and the four get into it.*<Br>
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All: Oh, Aye-di-dye-di-dye-di-dye-di-dye-di-dye-di-dye!<Br>
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Suzaku: Oh, I went to a football game,<Br>
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Yoko: It was for my high school.<Br>
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Inu: And I met some people there,<Br>
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Jin: Who I thought were uncool.<Br>
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Suzaku: So I decided to piss them off.<Br>
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Yoko: And they came at me like thunder.<Br>
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Inu: Before I knew it, they had me.<Br>
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Jin: And I was six feet under. <Br>
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All: Oh, Aye-di-dye-di-dye-di-dye-di-dye-di-dye-di-dye!<Br>
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Yoko: I'm the starting quarter back,<Br>
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Inu: For my football team.<Br>
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Jin: Both my cleats go click and clack,<Br>
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Suzaku: Boy, they sure are clean.<Br>
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Yoko: This football game was going fine,<Br>
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Inu: We were even winning.<Br>
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Jin: But I dropped the ball on the yard line,<Br>
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Suzaku: And suddenly THEY were winning, <Br>
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All: Oh, Aye-di-dye-di-dye-di-dye-di-dye-di-dye-di-dye! *Inu dances a bit before stopping to sing*<Br>
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Inu: I am stuck as a cheerleader,<Br>
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Jin: God, I hate this skirt.<Br>
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Suzaku: There's no fun when being a leader,<Br>
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Yoko: Of these stupid squirts.<Br>
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Inu: I started using crack and beer,<Br>
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Jin: Then I started to flunk.<Br>
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Suzaku: Then I had to lead the cheer,<Br>
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Yoko: But I was high and drunk! *twirls around a bit to the laughter*<Br>
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All: *all dancing* Oh, Aye-di-dye-di-dye-di-dye-di-dye-di-dye-di-dye!<Br>
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Jin: So Yoko is a quarter back, *looks at Suzaku*<Br>
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Suzaku: And Inu is a cheerleader. *looks back at Jin*<Br>
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Yoko: Koumori's running around the track, *rolls eyes*<Br>
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Inu: Ew, I used to date that... needer.. *sweatdrops*<Br>
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Jin: Wasn't that dude always horny? <Br>
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Suzaku: Hated being dumped by Inu or Shin?<Br>
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Yoko: Yeah, that's why I killed this morning. *evil grin*<Br>
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Inu: So I could run off with him *points at Yoko and laughs*<Br>
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All: *all dancing, but Inu and Yoko skip off the stage, disappearing behind the audience seats* Oh, Aye-di-dye-di-dye-di-dye-di-dye-di-dye-di-dye! *audience claps and laughs*<Br>
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Koumori: *sits there sulking* I was not killed this morning! *Gets stuff thrown at him* AH! *under a pile of trash now*<Br>
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Ryuka: Inu, Yoko. get your furry tailed asses back in here now! You have to finish the show. *checks her watch* Besides, you should return to human form sometime soon.<Br>
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*They walk back in, looking annoyed, but they grinned and bowed*<Br>
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Inu: Hey! That's the show for today! Keep tuning in to see the next episode of Whose Line Is It Anyway? Yu Yu Hakusho Style! I'm Inu Kodoku, saying have a nice night and watch out for an angry bat demon called Koumori if you're passing that pile of garbage. See you next time! *camera zooms out as she hugs Yoko and the other contestants mill around the stage* <Br>
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* * * * * * * *<Br>
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Me: YAY! It's finally done! ^_^ Wasn't that fun? The Inu/Yoko pairing is from my first YYH fanfic that I'm working on. Expect to see the first few chapters up sometime soon I hope!<Br>
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Ryuka: You couldn't get me in there with Hiei could you?<Br>
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Me: *drags Hiei from the stage to Ryuka* Here you go, have fun and if you need a place to have some 'quiet time'. Try my Broom Closet of Solitude.<Br>
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Ryuka: Baka ookami! *whaps Shin over the head with a large paper fan and disappears with Hiei* Let's go get some pudding. <Br>
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Me: Anyway, hope you enjoyed that show!<Br>
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SNEAK PEEK!:<Br>
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** Weird Newscasters will finally be played, but who's going to do what?<Br>
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** Another guest to be fan girl control.<Br>
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** Uh oh... Guess who finally gets to be a contestant and freaks out the host and another person through out the show.<Br>
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Find out next time on the fifth episode of Whose Line Is It Anyway? Yu Yu Hakusho Style.<Br>
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