Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Whose Line: YYH Style ❯ Intro and News ( Chapter 1 )

Whose Line: YYH Style

By: Koristune Dragonrider and Cece Williams

 

Cece: Hey, welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway? On tonight's show, "I'm not a girl" Kurama...

 

Kurama: Hello. And I am not a girl.

 

Kori: And Hiei, did I shave my legs for this, Jaganshi!

 

Hiei: Hey.

 

Cece: "Keiko, nice butt" Yusuke Urameshi!

 

Yusuke: She does have a nice butt.

 

Kurama: (whispers to Hiei) He's gonna get it.

 

Hiei: (nods)

 

Kori: And, My mama dropped me on my head, Kazuma Kuwabara!

 

Kuwabara: Huh?

 

Yusuke: (tries not to laugh)

 

Kori: In this show, everything is about looks and not about points. Points are stupid, like Inuyasha's stupid enough to not know about what Kagome thinks about him.

 

Cece: And that's plain stupid.

 

Yusuke: Just like if that's really Kurama's hair color?

 

Kurama: It is my real hair color, Yusuke.

 

Cece: First up is "Weird Newscasters." This is for all four of you.

 

Kori: Yusuke, you're the host of the news while Kurama's your co-host, who thinks you're a rapist at large. Kuwabara you're on sports and will be doing it while parachuting and Hiei is the famous weather man while in a tornado.

 

Cece: Okay, boys, take it away . . . (cheesy news music)

 

Yusuke: Hi, you guys, and welcome to the 5:30 News. I'm Too Sexy, and here's the top story. It's been confirmed: Cece's bra size is 36B.

 

Cece: (under her breath) I'm going to kill him . . .

 

Kori: (throws coffee mug at Yusuke)

 

Yusuke: (THUNK) Ouch! Anyway, let's go to the sexiest man alive, Doda Foxtrot. Doda.

 

Kurama: (inches from Yusuke very slowly)

 

Yusuke: Okay.... and let's go to sports with Beef Jerky. Beef.

 

Kuwabara: (pretending to be parachuting) Hello, Sexy! In Sports today, it has been a terrible session. In Baseball, the Katawhatchins lose 7-1 because their batter was hit in the nuts . . .

 

Kurama: (still backs away from Yusuke)

 

Yusuke: (starts eyeing Kurama)

 

Kuwabara: That's all for Sports today, Sexy.

 

Yusuke: Huh? I'm back on? Oh. Now it's time for weather with Hot Blooded. Hot.

 

Hiei: (spinning around) Yes, Sexy. Weather looks kinda windy today. Winds up to 80 knots and, OH. I feel dizzy just talking about it. I think I'm gonna be sick.

 

Kurama: (ducks into the audience)

 

BUZZ

 

Cece: (giggles as Yusuke and Kurama head back to their seats)

 

Kori: I think Kurama was getting too freaked out there.

 

Kurama: (nods, taking a drink of water)

 

Cece: 1,000 points for Kurama putting up with Yusuke and another 1,000 for Hiei not trying to kill Yusuke.

 

Kurama: That'll never happen again.

 

Hiei: Too a lot of restraint. Thanks.

 

Kori: Welcome. My idea.

 

Kurama: Putting up with Yusuke? That's an understatement.

 

Yusuke: Hey!

 

Kori: And now, we'll head into a commercial break. Which mean's we'll be back at the next update.

Cece: See ya!

TBC