Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Working Together... Kuwabara and Hiei?!? ❯ The Seperation... ( Chapter 1 )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
1 The seperation
Disclaimer, I do not own YYH *although I wish I did* Rekai Tentai was yet again set on another mission to destroy another demon,but for once, the demon was surprisingly way too strong, even for Hiei (GASP!! no Hiei is not gasping, that was a dramatic little note i put in you'll see many in this story..)
"SPIRIT GUN!!"
"FISTS OF MORTAL FLAME!"
"SPIRIT SWORD!"
"ROSE WHIP!"
"WHITE ROSE WHIP!"
"FIRE RED ROSE WHIP!"
"FIRE ARROWS!"
The Rekai Tentai yelled as their fearsome attacks flew through the air. "It's no good! Damn! were not gonna make it guys!" Yusuke screams in the heat of battle.
"Shut up Urameshi! That attitiude ain't gonna get us nowhere!" Kuwabara yelled
"Hiei, lets combine our attacks!!!!!! You black dragon, with my Ice powers, we'll make a swirl of elements this stupid demon won't be able to dodge!" Yuri yelled
"WHAT!!!! no I'm not going to use my dragons!!! if i hold them out to long I'll die!" Hiei yells.
"SO!!!!! We can do just fine without you shorty!!" Kuwabara snickered.
"SHUT UP FOOL!"
"MAKE ME SHORTY!!! BESIDES, YOU'RE JUST TOO SCARED TO EVEN UNLEASH THEM, YOU'RE PROLLY JUST TO WEAK!"
"WHAT DID YOU SAY!!!!!! URRRGGGHHHH.. THATS IT! BLACK DRAGON WAVE !!!!!!!!!"
"WHITE ROSEWHIP!!!!!!"
Just then, there was a clash of opposing elements.
"WAIT, LET ME HELP!!!! FIRE RED ROSEWHIP!!!!!!!!!!!" Suki yells.
There was suddenly an explosion that sent everybody flying out in all different directions.
Later "MRUMMFH... Wh... what happened?"
"Hey, You're finally up!!"
"Put me down you fool!"
"Sheesh fine! I was just trying to help you!"
"Where are we? Wheres Suki, Yuri, Akai, Yusuke, Botan, and Yukina?!?!?!?!"
"Don't know"
"YOU WHAT!!! WHYDON'T YOU KNOW!!!!!"
"sheesh calm down." Kuwabara says while mnching on some sxtolen bread from a market.
"Where did you get that?"
"I stole it from a market... why?"
YOU WHAT!!!!!! YOU STOLE FOOD IN THIS WORLD!!! WHAT ARE YOU NUTS!!!!!!"
"Calm down, its not like I'm gonna go to jail for a stupid loaf of hard, stale bread.."
"There he is get him!!!!" The market sellers all screamed.
"AHHHHHHH!!!!!! I'VE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!"
Kuwabara drops Hiei, who can't walk to fast, right after using that black dragon wave.
"WAIT COME BACK HERE YOU FOOL!!!!"
"GET HIM!!!" the market sellers all grabbed Hiei and took him to jail...
"I'M GOING TO KILL YOU WHEN I GET OUT YOU FOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Hiei yells so loud, flying demons a few miles away flew in fear.
After about two hours of constant screaming for kuwabara, the oni guard had decided to put Hiei in a special room in which they couldn't hear from. Hiei continued screaming for Kuwabara, and kicking the door. In the middle of the night, Hiei finally broke the door down, and headed towards the forest.
"Kuwabara, Keiko, Yukina, Hiei, Kurama, Suki, Akai, Yuri!!! Even Genkai!!! IS ANYBODY THERE!!!!!!! HELLOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!" Yusuke screamed.
"I'm right here dimwit!" A mysterious voice said
"W...whos there? Is that you Suki? Are you trying to trick me again?!"
"NO! IT'S ME YOU DIMWIT! GENKAI!"
"GENKAI!!!! Am I glad too see you!!"
"Where's Kuwabara and the rest?"
"I...I..Uhhh..... Hehehe...... I...It's a long story.... y...you see.... I kind of lost the others..."
"You did what!!!! and I spent all of that time training you!! You truly are a dimwit!"
"But don't worry! I'm on my way to find them..."
"You better find them soon, and until you do all I will respond to you is the word DIMWIT!!!!!"
"Akai!!!!! Yuri!!!!!! BIG BROTHER!!!!!!!!!! Kuronoue!!!!!!!!! Hiei!!!!!!!!!!!!" Suki yelled.
Than, Suki heard a rustle in the bushes, "WHOS THERE!!!!! I GIVE YOU TO THE COUNT OF TEN TO GET OUT HERE AND SHOW ME WHO YOU ARE!!! ONE...TWO...TEN!!! FIRE RED ROSEWHIP!"
Just then her rosewhip struck Yuri who screamed in pain as it struck hr leg.
"AHHHHHHH!!! THAT HURTS REALLY BAD YOU KNOW!!!"
"OMG!!!!!Yuri!!!"
Suki ran over to greet her friend, but came to only see a bloody leg and an angry Yuri.
"GRRRRRRR.......SUKI!!!!!!!"
"I'm Wreally Wreally Sowwy....." Suki said in a baby voice trying to contain her laughter.
"KUWABARA...A....A...!!!!" an echo rang
"Whos that?"
"That sounded like Hiei!" Akai said.
"Akai!" Suki said in a perky voice.
"GRRRRRR......... KUWABARA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Hiei ran as fast as possible and came up to Kuwabara in a big black blur.
"Hehehe.... Stupid shorty got himself put in jail..."
"What do you mean STUPID! it is your fault that I was thrown in jail! and now you will pay!!!"
Just then...
*meow*
"What is that thing?" Hiei said in disgust.
"Awwwww.... It's just a little kitten. here kitty kitty kitty!"
The cat walks up to Hiei and rubs its head on his leg. "A C..Cat? What is this cat you speak of? can I eat it?"
"NO! Don't you dare ever hurt a poor little kitty!"
"Hn, if I cannot eat it, or it cannot fight, than it is of no use to me."purr...*
"Get this disgusting thing off of me!"
"Fine Sheesh!"hiss!*
The cat tries to attack Kuwabara. "Hn, it seems that your cat creature does not like you very much, it may even be smarter than you fool!"
"Shut up shorty!"
"Sigh... where could they be! Do you have any suggestions grandma!"
"dimwit!"
"Shut up grandma!"
"Dimwit!"
"Shut up!"
This senseless squabbling went on for hours of the day.
"Are you okay Yuri?" Akai asked.
"I'm fine, AHHHHHHH!!!!! DON'T TOUCH IT THAT HURTS!!!!!" Yuri screamed in pain.
"Well, if you don't let us touch it, than we can't wrap it up so it doesn't hurt when we go looking for the others!!!!!" Suki yelled.
"You shouldn't even be the one who's mad although this was your fault!"
"What did you say?!?!?"
"I said that this was your fault!"
Well! you shouldn't've snuck up on me like that!!!
"I didn't! you just all of the sudden struck out of nowhere!!"
"SHUT UP GUYS YOU'RE GETTING ANNOYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Akai screamed at the top of her lungs.that's the end of chapter 1 tell me how it is, more or less, I want to know how I do on the funny stuff, I know this isn't the Best story ever, but I'll try to make it better, if you have suggestions, PLEASE tell me I would like to make this the best story I can make it, but I'm going to need a little help, and of course, you will be recognized in any way possible by me J well that's all! Hope you enjoy!
Disclaimer, I do not own YYH *although I wish I did* Rekai Tentai was yet again set on another mission to destroy another demon,but for once, the demon was surprisingly way too strong, even for Hiei (GASP!! no Hiei is not gasping, that was a dramatic little note i put in you'll see many in this story..)
"SPIRIT GUN!!"
"FISTS OF MORTAL FLAME!"
"SPIRIT SWORD!"
"ROSE WHIP!"
"WHITE ROSE WHIP!"
"FIRE RED ROSE WHIP!"
"FIRE ARROWS!"
The Rekai Tentai yelled as their fearsome attacks flew through the air. "It's no good! Damn! were not gonna make it guys!" Yusuke screams in the heat of battle.
"Shut up Urameshi! That attitiude ain't gonna get us nowhere!" Kuwabara yelled
"Hiei, lets combine our attacks!!!!!! You black dragon, with my Ice powers, we'll make a swirl of elements this stupid demon won't be able to dodge!" Yuri yelled
"WHAT!!!! no I'm not going to use my dragons!!! if i hold them out to long I'll die!" Hiei yells.
"SO!!!!! We can do just fine without you shorty!!" Kuwabara snickered.
"SHUT UP FOOL!"
"MAKE ME SHORTY!!! BESIDES, YOU'RE JUST TOO SCARED TO EVEN UNLEASH THEM, YOU'RE PROLLY JUST TO WEAK!"
"WHAT DID YOU SAY!!!!!! URRRGGGHHHH.. THATS IT! BLACK DRAGON WAVE !!!!!!!!!"
"WHITE ROSEWHIP!!!!!!"
Just then, there was a clash of opposing elements.
"WAIT, LET ME HELP!!!! FIRE RED ROSEWHIP!!!!!!!!!!!" Suki yells.
There was suddenly an explosion that sent everybody flying out in all different directions.
Later "MRUMMFH... Wh... what happened?"
"Hey, You're finally up!!"
"Put me down you fool!"
"Sheesh fine! I was just trying to help you!"
"Where are we? Wheres Suki, Yuri, Akai, Yusuke, Botan, and Yukina?!?!?!?!"
"Don't know"
"YOU WHAT!!! WHYDON'T YOU KNOW!!!!!"
"sheesh calm down." Kuwabara says while mnching on some sxtolen bread from a market.
"Where did you get that?"
"I stole it from a market... why?"
YOU WHAT!!!!!! YOU STOLE FOOD IN THIS WORLD!!! WHAT ARE YOU NUTS!!!!!!"
"Calm down, its not like I'm gonna go to jail for a stupid loaf of hard, stale bread.."
"There he is get him!!!!" The market sellers all screamed.
"AHHHHHHH!!!!!! I'VE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!"
Kuwabara drops Hiei, who can't walk to fast, right after using that black dragon wave.
"WAIT COME BACK HERE YOU FOOL!!!!"
"GET HIM!!!" the market sellers all grabbed Hiei and took him to jail...
"I'M GOING TO KILL YOU WHEN I GET OUT YOU FOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Hiei yells so loud, flying demons a few miles away flew in fear.
After about two hours of constant screaming for kuwabara, the oni guard had decided to put Hiei in a special room in which they couldn't hear from. Hiei continued screaming for Kuwabara, and kicking the door. In the middle of the night, Hiei finally broke the door down, and headed towards the forest.
"Kuwabara, Keiko, Yukina, Hiei, Kurama, Suki, Akai, Yuri!!! Even Genkai!!! IS ANYBODY THERE!!!!!!! HELLOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!" Yusuke screamed.
"I'm right here dimwit!" A mysterious voice said
"W...whos there? Is that you Suki? Are you trying to trick me again?!"
"NO! IT'S ME YOU DIMWIT! GENKAI!"
"GENKAI!!!! Am I glad too see you!!"
"Where's Kuwabara and the rest?"
"I...I..Uhhh..... Hehehe...... I...It's a long story.... y...you see.... I kind of lost the others..."
"You did what!!!! and I spent all of that time training you!! You truly are a dimwit!"
"But don't worry! I'm on my way to find them..."
"You better find them soon, and until you do all I will respond to you is the word DIMWIT!!!!!"
"Akai!!!!! Yuri!!!!!! BIG BROTHER!!!!!!!!!! Kuronoue!!!!!!!!! Hiei!!!!!!!!!!!!" Suki yelled.
Than, Suki heard a rustle in the bushes, "WHOS THERE!!!!! I GIVE YOU TO THE COUNT OF TEN TO GET OUT HERE AND SHOW ME WHO YOU ARE!!! ONE...TWO...TEN!!! FIRE RED ROSEWHIP!"
Just then her rosewhip struck Yuri who screamed in pain as it struck hr leg.
"AHHHHHHH!!! THAT HURTS REALLY BAD YOU KNOW!!!"
"OMG!!!!!Yuri!!!"
Suki ran over to greet her friend, but came to only see a bloody leg and an angry Yuri.
"GRRRRRRR.......SUKI!!!!!!!"
"I'm Wreally Wreally Sowwy....." Suki said in a baby voice trying to contain her laughter.
"KUWABARA...A....A...!!!!" an echo rang
"Whos that?"
"That sounded like Hiei!" Akai said.
"Akai!" Suki said in a perky voice.
"GRRRRRR......... KUWABARA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Hiei ran as fast as possible and came up to Kuwabara in a big black blur.
"Hehehe.... Stupid shorty got himself put in jail..."
"What do you mean STUPID! it is your fault that I was thrown in jail! and now you will pay!!!"
Just then...
*meow*
"What is that thing?" Hiei said in disgust.
"Awwwww.... It's just a little kitten. here kitty kitty kitty!"
The cat walks up to Hiei and rubs its head on his leg. "A C..Cat? What is this cat you speak of? can I eat it?"
"NO! Don't you dare ever hurt a poor little kitty!"
"Hn, if I cannot eat it, or it cannot fight, than it is of no use to me."purr...*
"Get this disgusting thing off of me!"
"Fine Sheesh!"hiss!*
The cat tries to attack Kuwabara. "Hn, it seems that your cat creature does not like you very much, it may even be smarter than you fool!"
"Shut up shorty!"
"Sigh... where could they be! Do you have any suggestions grandma!"
"dimwit!"
"Shut up grandma!"
"Dimwit!"
"Shut up!"
This senseless squabbling went on for hours of the day.
"Are you okay Yuri?" Akai asked.
"I'm fine, AHHHHHHH!!!!! DON'T TOUCH IT THAT HURTS!!!!!" Yuri screamed in pain.
"Well, if you don't let us touch it, than we can't wrap it up so it doesn't hurt when we go looking for the others!!!!!" Suki yelled.
"You shouldn't even be the one who's mad although this was your fault!"
"What did you say?!?!?"
"I said that this was your fault!"
Well! you shouldn't've snuck up on me like that!!!
"I didn't! you just all of the sudden struck out of nowhere!!"
"SHUT UP GUYS YOU'RE GETTING ANNOYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Akai screamed at the top of her lungs.that's the end of chapter 1 tell me how it is, more or less, I want to know how I do on the funny stuff, I know this isn't the Best story ever, but I'll try to make it better, if you have suggestions, PLEASE tell me I would like to make this the best story I can make it, but I'm going to need a little help, and of course, you will be recognized in any way possible by me J well that's all! Hope you enjoy!