Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ You Know You Watch To Much YYH when.... ❯ You know you watch to much yyh when ( Chapter 1 )
YOU KNOW YOU WATCH TO MUCH YUYUHAKUSHO WHEN
You write your fanfictions in your free time during class
Your show a picture of Hiei's full demon form to your mom and she says "_____! Stop reading that Devil Worshiper stuff!" And you yell at her saying that "Hiei can't help what he is!"
Everytime you have a writing assignment you always mention something or another about YYH or you yyh bishonen.
At least 7\8ths of your internet pals is, or is almost obessesed with yyh as you.
You talk to much about it you scare you friend away.
You have over 30 fanfictions in one of your folders on your computer.
You try to solve the mystery of Hiei's birthdate.
You read lemons about you and your yyh bishonen.
You start to refer to your friends as "Chan", "Kun" Or "San"
You want to get a pet snake and name it Hiei for random reasons.
You hate Murkuro because you feel Hiei belongs to you.
You convense your teachers to review your yyh fanfics. And they do.
You write "I Love ____" (Name of yyh bishonen) In Japanese on your hand.
You dress up as Hiei and go to school because it was dress as your favorite book charecter. Your friends say "But Hiei is a manga charecter" and you reply "Well managa is a book right? The teachers won't know the diffrence." But you've said so much about Hiei that they do.
You wear black everyday like Hiei and people think your gotlic.
You record your fav yyh songs on a tape and listen to them at night.
You ask your everyday dad "How many more days into ____?" (Whatever yyh product your waiting for) and he tells you.
Your mom hates anime and you trick her into watching the yyh movie with you.
You poke at your food and think "Atsuko must have cooked it."
You nag everyone about how Hiei and Kurama arn't gay.
You nag everyone about how gay Karasu is.
You printed this out to show your friends.
You throw things at your least favorite yyh charecter when he's on the screen.
You hope that your yyh fantasyies can come true in Heaven
You brag to your less forchanet friends about your uncut yyh dvds and merchandise.
Going a day without a conversation about yyh would kill you
When Eevee from Pokemon or Shippo from yyh comes on the screen you throw rotten fruit at the screen and say "YOUR AN INSULT TO KITSUNES!!!!"
You wish Hiei were here to take control of your parents and make them do your chores.
You constanty take "What YYH Charecter are you" test when you already know.
You print and post pics of your fav yyh bishonen on your wall
Your parents think your a Devil Worshiper because you say "Demon" alot
Your teachers are scared that this....YYH show will cause you to flunk your grade
It does cause you to flunk and you don't care
You yell at Kuwabara saying "YUKINA IS HIEI'S SISTER!!!! DON'T YOU GET IT YOU BAKA!!! YUKINA IS HIEI'S SISTER SO STOP FLIRING!!!"
Everytime you wanta write Kuwabara you write "Kuwabaka" Or "Kuwabarpha"
You take some ice and crush it up then blow it and try to do "Shards Of Winter"
You steal your dad's "High School Gradulation Gown" because it looks like Hiei's cloak, then sleep without at night and pretend Hiei gave it to you
You hate Mukuro already and you havn't seen her on the anime at all yet.
You cry "Byakko" Everytime you see an odd looking tiger
You have lots of yyh fanart of you and your yyh bishonen
You cry because you know Hiei will never love you back.
You try to solve the mystery of Hiei's hair
You yell at someone everytime they mistake Kurama for a girl
You have more thane one yyh bishonen
You use hair jell to try and mimic Hiei's or Yusuke's hair
You memorized the yyh tcg rule book two times over
You pretend you own yyh
You spell "You", "Yu" and yell at your teachers when they tell you it's wrong
You get on your dad's case everyday about how he thinks Superman can beat up Hiei, or you fav yyh charecter
You call your mom a "Bakaonna" Everytime she does something you don't like
You curse your parents out in Japanese and they don't know what your saying
If Kuwabara is you bishonen
You call you evil princable "M.R Iawamoto" (Didn't spell it right did I?)
You wish you had a Jagan I
You wish you weren't obsessed
You took time to read this whole thing in one sitting
Observe there fighting patterns, tactics and styles then mimic there tecniques (Good luck with that one!!!)
You wish you had a pet fox
You have memorized all of the yyh name translations
You can recite the the Jap version on the songs. Both translate or not
You wish you could glare like Hiei
You wish you were as fast as Hiei
You wish you had clouths like Hiei
You wish Hiei was your older brother
You wish Kurama was your older brother
You wish Hiei and Kurama were your older brothers
You get mad at your teacher and try to shot him with your spirit gun
You pretend your Kurama when you are handed a hard test
You study plants
You study sword fighting
You study demons
You learn Japanese
You try and use Spirit Energy
You meditate
You dislike Inuyasha because he looks to much like Yoko
You have a rose garden in your yard
You do a Bui impresstion and people think your imittating Dark Vador
You memorized an intire yyh vhs from comerchils to ending
You start yelling foul things at the T.V everytime there's a comerchil break during yyh
You wear your make up like Sazuka
You make people put a "Beautiful" Infront of your name
Your parents are tempted to send you to Japan
You call you least favorite techer M.R Akashi or M.R Iwomoto
You call your fav teacher M.R Takanaka
You daydream about yyh while you ride your bike
The teacher asks you a math problem and instantly you say "Shishiwakamaru"
You think Hiei is hot under both definitions
You think Touya is cool under both definitions
You think Kuwabara is "Special" Under both definitions
You try to Summon The Dragon Of The Darkness Flame
And do
Your new favoite flower is a red rose
You new favorite color is black