Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ You Must Die ❯ Transformation ( Chapter 9 )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
*bowling for soup is heard in the background*
KG's brother: *mezmorized* shiney
KG: that's cuz I'm wearing lip gloss with glitter.
KG's brother: it's on my hand, SHE BIT ME!!
Sasha: get over it.
KG's brother: he's mean!!! *runs out of the room*
Yusuke: why did you bite him?
KG: he had his arms around my neck and his hand was the first thing I saw, so I bit him.
Kurama: you do know that the guy is supposed to be the one to do the biting.
KG: not in my house, me and my brother both bite each other, I also scratch him.
Hiei: sounds like my kind of family, mind if I stay?
KG: YES I MIND!!! if anyone's allowed to live here, it's Kurama
Kurama: just as long as you don't want to play dress-up
KG: *innocently* not since fourth grade. *smiles playfully*
Botan: KG doesn't own YYH
~With Kuwabara~
"Man, why'd I get stuck alone?" Kuwabara asked the air. "This is so boring. How am I supposed to find the house where they're keeping my Yukina if I don't even know what I'm looking for? Wait, I think that Yumi is that girl who was trying to kill Kurama yesterday. Why would Kurama want to save some girl that wants his head on a platter? Well, she was quite a fox."
Kuwabara pondered these thoughts, thankfully to passerbys, in his head. He sensed a sudden jump of energy coming from the direction that Hiei and Kurama were searching. "What was that?" Kuwabara asked himself before running to the direction of the energy burst.
~With Yusuke and Botan~
"How'd I get stuck with you?" Yusuke asked.
"Would you rather walk around with Kuwabara and his wise cracks?" Botan asked. Yusuke didn't say anything. "That's what I thought, and I wasn't about to go with him. Kuwabara and Hiei don't exactly see eye to eye. I defiantly wasn't sending him or you with Kurama in a kimono, you two would be suppressing your laughter and wise cracks the whole way. We don't need you to die on us, again."
"Don't tell me, you wouldn't go with Kurama because you're the one who put him in a dress, and you wouldn't go with Hiei, because he's Hiei."
"Actually, Koenma was considering having the kimono made for Hiei, but he could get into my head and torture me for all eternity. Also, Kurama looks the most feminine." (*A/N I'm really sorry Kurama, it's sad but true, and I wish it wasn't*) Botan's demonic aura-meter (*that's what the compass thing is called in the manga, I forgot what it was called in the anime*) started beeping and at the same time her compowder did as well. "Oh my, we've got strong demonic waves coming from that way." Botan pointed in the direction that Hiei and Kurama were.
"I've got it covered." Yusuke said. Then he ran off.
Botan opened her compowder. "Yes master Koenma?"
"Botan!" Koenma screamed. "Get your reaping but up here as fast as you can!"
"Yes sir." Botan closed and put away her compowder and flew away on her oar.
~With Yumi in her 'cell'~
"La la, so bored. I'm bored." Yumi sang boredly to herself. "I want to get out of this stupid place. I'm so bored. La la la, boooorrrreeedd."
"Will you shut up!" the demon from before screamed.
"Does it bother you?"
"Yes!"
"Then no." Yumi started singing again. "So bored. Laying here chained up is so boring. La la la. Getting annoyed with boredom."
"Arg! I give up!" he stormed off in a huff.
Yumi giggled. "Hurry up and get here Yoko, I'm starting to annoy myself." She pulled the silk cover over her head, the chains rattled. Yumi felt a sudden burst of demonic energy. She smiled. "So you're returning to your original form, Yoko. Good, that's who I truly fell in love with, not the red-haired, green- eyed human."
~Back to Hiei and Kurama (*or should I say Yoko*)~
Kurama had fully transformed into Yoko Kurama and was more agitated then ever.
"Woah." said the first boy. "Hot chick turned into an angry dude in a dress." Yoko shot a glare at him that chilled him to the bone. "Um, let's get out of here!"
The first three boys ran fast. Mik stood his ground. "A load of bakas, all of 'em. Why do I get the rejects? Anyways, don't forget, tomorrow at two. See you then." Then he left.
Kuwabara came running up the street and Yusuke came running from the other direction. When they saw Yoko standing on the sidewalk where Kurama once was and Hiei in the tree, (*do I have some strange obsession with people in a tree/up high?*) they stopped.
Yusuke approached Yoko slowly. "Um, what happened?" he asked.
"Someone slipped Kurama his number." Hiei sneered.
Yusuke and Kuwabara started laughing. "You mean someone actually thought that Kurama was a girl!" Yusuke said. "And here I thought that this was the intelligent side of town. I guess I was wrong."
Yoko glared at the two boys, they stopped laughing. "Where's Botan?" Yoko growled.
"She got a call from Koenma when you started to transform." Yusuke answered.
Yoko closed his eyes and looked down with an evil smirk. "I guess that they don't want to see their 'grim reaper' torn to shreds." Yoko turned and started walking down the street.
"Hey!" Kuwabara said. "Where are you going?"
Yoko turned around and held up a slip of paper. " I don't know about you, but I'm not waiting until two o'clock tomorrow. I'm not a very patient person, I'm going now. What about you Hiei?"
"Hnn." Hiei said before joining Yoko.
~In spirit world~
"What is it Koenma sir?" Botan asked arriving in Koenma's office.
"Nothing to major." Koenma said calmly at his desk. Annoyance flashed in Botan's eyes. "I had a good reason Botan, relax and listen." Botan gave him a 'start talking' look. "Kurama's transforming into Yoko Kurama and you're fist on his 'going to kill' list."
Botan crossed her arms and frowned at Koenma. "I suppose you're expecting a thank you?" She looked at Koenma daring him to say something. He didn't. "That's what I thought! I'm going back down there!"
"But Botan-"
"No buts! They don't have the slightest clue as to what they're about to face! I don't care if Kurama want's my head on a silver platter(*mommy's Halloween costume*)! They need my help, and they need it now! Good day sir!"
Botan stormed out of Koenma's office with steam coming out of her ears. "That Botan can be pretty scary sometimes. I hope she makes it out of this one alive." Koenma said.
"Have a little more faith in Botan Koenma sir." George said.
~Back on Earth~
"So this is the place where they're keeping Yukina, huh?" Kuwabara said.
"Looks like it." Yusuke said. "Pretty fancy for a bad guy's hideout."
"Don't let looks fool you Yusuke." said Botan floating down on her oar. Yoko glared at her. "I understand that you're angry at me, but let's save the girls before you kill me shall we? I've valuable information you'll need to find them."
Yoko glared. "Fine." he said.
"Didn't Mik ask you to wait until tomorrow to come?"
"Why would we wait?" Hiei said. "You know how impatient we demons are."
"But why don't you wait until tomorrow? Yoko, you could get out of that kimono, and Hiei, you could wear something that you want to, as we'll have no further reason to blend in."
"Hnn." Hiei said.
"Tempting offer, very tempting, but no." Yoko said. "There's over a hundred things that could be done to her and I'd rather not be kept up all night thinking about it all. On top of that, Yumi's probably bored and starting annoying herself as well as everyone guarding her cell."
Yoko made his way to the door. Hiei ripped off the tie and tore the top three buttons out of the shirt then followed Yoko. (*like I said, I have to please my Hiei fans reading ^_~*) Yusuke and Kuwabara yanked out their ties and continued after Yoko and Hiei. Botan heaved a sigh and followed the four boys.
Yoko banged the door down. "Now Yoko," Yusuke teased. "where are your manners? You're supposed to knock before entering someone's home."
Yoko bent over and knocked on th door laying on the floor. "Happy?" Yoko sneered.
"Sure." The five of them entered the house.
"I thought I thought I told that good-for-nothing Mik I wanted you here tomorrow . Th place is a mess." A demon with teal colored hair, pointed ears (* I have a thing for pointy ears too.*), and sharp fangs appeared from the shadows in front of the fine intruders. "Allow me to introduce myself, I'm Tealish. My folks weren't to creative when it came time to name me, I killed them for it."
"Where are you keeping Yumi?" Yoko asked
"Easy, down boy."
"Don't treat me like a dog, I'm a fox."
"Oh, right, you're a fox . I've got her chained up in the room at the end of this hall. I've got your sister in the room opposite hers. , Hiei. One of Mik's men picked her up shortly after Yumi came too. Didn't have to chain Yukina down, she just sets there peacefully. Yumi on the other hand, is getting on my last nerve. The sooner we get this trade over with, the better."
Yoko smirked. "I told you that she'd be annoying everyone around her."
"Wait, are you saying that Yukina's brother is Hiei?" Kuwabara outraged. "How come you never told her?"
"Hnn." Hiei said.
"I've got a quick question for Yoko first. Why are you wearing a kimono?" Tealish said. Yoko remained silent. "Fine, be that way. Now, back to business. You two have something that belongs to me." Yoko and Hiei cast a nervous glance at each other. "That's right, I want my stone back!"
~In Yumi's 'cell'~
"Yoko's here." Yumi said. She looked to the side and saw a vase with a single red rose in it. A rose. Yum thought. Perfect. Now if I could just reach it. She stretched her arm towards the rose trying to grasp it.
KG: come back for chap-
Sasha: hold it! Why did you leave it there?
Hiei: the author's hook to keep the reader interested.
Yusuke: since when were you the expert on literature.
Hiei: Hnn.
Kurama: Hiei got to the point of boredom that he read KG's books, all of them.
Botan: who would've thought that Hiei was a reader.
KG: comment pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease.
KG's brother: *mezmorized* shiney
KG: that's cuz I'm wearing lip gloss with glitter.
KG's brother: it's on my hand, SHE BIT ME!!
Sasha: get over it.
KG's brother: he's mean!!! *runs out of the room*
Yusuke: why did you bite him?
KG: he had his arms around my neck and his hand was the first thing I saw, so I bit him.
Kurama: you do know that the guy is supposed to be the one to do the biting.
KG: not in my house, me and my brother both bite each other, I also scratch him.
Hiei: sounds like my kind of family, mind if I stay?
KG: YES I MIND!!! if anyone's allowed to live here, it's Kurama
Kurama: just as long as you don't want to play dress-up
KG: *innocently* not since fourth grade. *smiles playfully*
Botan: KG doesn't own YYH
~With Kuwabara~
"Man, why'd I get stuck alone?" Kuwabara asked the air. "This is so boring. How am I supposed to find the house where they're keeping my Yukina if I don't even know what I'm looking for? Wait, I think that Yumi is that girl who was trying to kill Kurama yesterday. Why would Kurama want to save some girl that wants his head on a platter? Well, she was quite a fox."
Kuwabara pondered these thoughts, thankfully to passerbys, in his head. He sensed a sudden jump of energy coming from the direction that Hiei and Kurama were searching. "What was that?" Kuwabara asked himself before running to the direction of the energy burst.
~With Yusuke and Botan~
"How'd I get stuck with you?" Yusuke asked.
"Would you rather walk around with Kuwabara and his wise cracks?" Botan asked. Yusuke didn't say anything. "That's what I thought, and I wasn't about to go with him. Kuwabara and Hiei don't exactly see eye to eye. I defiantly wasn't sending him or you with Kurama in a kimono, you two would be suppressing your laughter and wise cracks the whole way. We don't need you to die on us, again."
"Don't tell me, you wouldn't go with Kurama because you're the one who put him in a dress, and you wouldn't go with Hiei, because he's Hiei."
"Actually, Koenma was considering having the kimono made for Hiei, but he could get into my head and torture me for all eternity. Also, Kurama looks the most feminine." (*A/N I'm really sorry Kurama, it's sad but true, and I wish it wasn't*) Botan's demonic aura-meter (*that's what the compass thing is called in the manga, I forgot what it was called in the anime*) started beeping and at the same time her compowder did as well. "Oh my, we've got strong demonic waves coming from that way." Botan pointed in the direction that Hiei and Kurama were.
"I've got it covered." Yusuke said. Then he ran off.
Botan opened her compowder. "Yes master Koenma?"
"Botan!" Koenma screamed. "Get your reaping but up here as fast as you can!"
"Yes sir." Botan closed and put away her compowder and flew away on her oar.
~With Yumi in her 'cell'~
"La la, so bored. I'm bored." Yumi sang boredly to herself. "I want to get out of this stupid place. I'm so bored. La la la, boooorrrreeedd."
"Will you shut up!" the demon from before screamed.
"Does it bother you?"
"Yes!"
"Then no." Yumi started singing again. "So bored. Laying here chained up is so boring. La la la. Getting annoyed with boredom."
"Arg! I give up!" he stormed off in a huff.
Yumi giggled. "Hurry up and get here Yoko, I'm starting to annoy myself." She pulled the silk cover over her head, the chains rattled. Yumi felt a sudden burst of demonic energy. She smiled. "So you're returning to your original form, Yoko. Good, that's who I truly fell in love with, not the red-haired, green- eyed human."
~Back to Hiei and Kurama (*or should I say Yoko*)~
Kurama had fully transformed into Yoko Kurama and was more agitated then ever.
"Woah." said the first boy. "Hot chick turned into an angry dude in a dress." Yoko shot a glare at him that chilled him to the bone. "Um, let's get out of here!"
The first three boys ran fast. Mik stood his ground. "A load of bakas, all of 'em. Why do I get the rejects? Anyways, don't forget, tomorrow at two. See you then." Then he left.
Kuwabara came running up the street and Yusuke came running from the other direction. When they saw Yoko standing on the sidewalk where Kurama once was and Hiei in the tree, (*do I have some strange obsession with people in a tree/up high?*) they stopped.
Yusuke approached Yoko slowly. "Um, what happened?" he asked.
"Someone slipped Kurama his number." Hiei sneered.
Yusuke and Kuwabara started laughing. "You mean someone actually thought that Kurama was a girl!" Yusuke said. "And here I thought that this was the intelligent side of town. I guess I was wrong."
Yoko glared at the two boys, they stopped laughing. "Where's Botan?" Yoko growled.
"She got a call from Koenma when you started to transform." Yusuke answered.
Yoko closed his eyes and looked down with an evil smirk. "I guess that they don't want to see their 'grim reaper' torn to shreds." Yoko turned and started walking down the street.
"Hey!" Kuwabara said. "Where are you going?"
Yoko turned around and held up a slip of paper. " I don't know about you, but I'm not waiting until two o'clock tomorrow. I'm not a very patient person, I'm going now. What about you Hiei?"
"Hnn." Hiei said before joining Yoko.
~In spirit world~
"What is it Koenma sir?" Botan asked arriving in Koenma's office.
"Nothing to major." Koenma said calmly at his desk. Annoyance flashed in Botan's eyes. "I had a good reason Botan, relax and listen." Botan gave him a 'start talking' look. "Kurama's transforming into Yoko Kurama and you're fist on his 'going to kill' list."
Botan crossed her arms and frowned at Koenma. "I suppose you're expecting a thank you?" She looked at Koenma daring him to say something. He didn't. "That's what I thought! I'm going back down there!"
"But Botan-"
"No buts! They don't have the slightest clue as to what they're about to face! I don't care if Kurama want's my head on a silver platter(*mommy's Halloween costume*)! They need my help, and they need it now! Good day sir!"
Botan stormed out of Koenma's office with steam coming out of her ears. "That Botan can be pretty scary sometimes. I hope she makes it out of this one alive." Koenma said.
"Have a little more faith in Botan Koenma sir." George said.
~Back on Earth~
"So this is the place where they're keeping Yukina, huh?" Kuwabara said.
"Looks like it." Yusuke said. "Pretty fancy for a bad guy's hideout."
"Don't let looks fool you Yusuke." said Botan floating down on her oar. Yoko glared at her. "I understand that you're angry at me, but let's save the girls before you kill me shall we? I've valuable information you'll need to find them."
Yoko glared. "Fine." he said.
"Didn't Mik ask you to wait until tomorrow to come?"
"Why would we wait?" Hiei said. "You know how impatient we demons are."
"But why don't you wait until tomorrow? Yoko, you could get out of that kimono, and Hiei, you could wear something that you want to, as we'll have no further reason to blend in."
"Hnn." Hiei said.
"Tempting offer, very tempting, but no." Yoko said. "There's over a hundred things that could be done to her and I'd rather not be kept up all night thinking about it all. On top of that, Yumi's probably bored and starting annoying herself as well as everyone guarding her cell."
Yoko made his way to the door. Hiei ripped off the tie and tore the top three buttons out of the shirt then followed Yoko. (*like I said, I have to please my Hiei fans reading ^_~*) Yusuke and Kuwabara yanked out their ties and continued after Yoko and Hiei. Botan heaved a sigh and followed the four boys.
Yoko banged the door down. "Now Yoko," Yusuke teased. "where are your manners? You're supposed to knock before entering someone's home."
Yoko bent over and knocked on th door laying on the floor. "Happy?" Yoko sneered.
"Sure." The five of them entered the house.
"I thought I thought I told that good-for-nothing Mik I wanted you here tomorrow . Th place is a mess." A demon with teal colored hair, pointed ears (* I have a thing for pointy ears too.*), and sharp fangs appeared from the shadows in front of the fine intruders. "Allow me to introduce myself, I'm Tealish. My folks weren't to creative when it came time to name me, I killed them for it."
"Where are you keeping Yumi?" Yoko asked
"Easy, down boy."
"Don't treat me like a dog, I'm a fox."
"Oh, right, you're a fox . I've got her chained up in the room at the end of this hall. I've got your sister in the room opposite hers. , Hiei. One of Mik's men picked her up shortly after Yumi came too. Didn't have to chain Yukina down, she just sets there peacefully. Yumi on the other hand, is getting on my last nerve. The sooner we get this trade over with, the better."
Yoko smirked. "I told you that she'd be annoying everyone around her."
"Wait, are you saying that Yukina's brother is Hiei?" Kuwabara outraged. "How come you never told her?"
"Hnn." Hiei said.
"I've got a quick question for Yoko first. Why are you wearing a kimono?" Tealish said. Yoko remained silent. "Fine, be that way. Now, back to business. You two have something that belongs to me." Yoko and Hiei cast a nervous glance at each other. "That's right, I want my stone back!"
~In Yumi's 'cell'~
"Yoko's here." Yumi said. She looked to the side and saw a vase with a single red rose in it. A rose. Yum thought. Perfect. Now if I could just reach it. She stretched her arm towards the rose trying to grasp it.
KG: come back for chap-
Sasha: hold it! Why did you leave it there?
Hiei: the author's hook to keep the reader interested.
Yusuke: since when were you the expert on literature.
Hiei: Hnn.
Kurama: Hiei got to the point of boredom that he read KG's books, all of them.
Botan: who would've thought that Hiei was a reader.
KG: comment pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease.