Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Yu Yu Bloopers ❯ Chapter 2

Okay, you guys convinced me. I'm making another one. This one should be pretty funny

and, well, funny! And now, without further ado, on with the bloopers!

YuYu Bloopers part two

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(2nd movie: When they were fighting Raiko)

Kuwabara: Bastard! So you're the one who attacked Genkai and Yukina, aren't you?

Raiko: What if I am?

Kuwabara: *running toward Raiko* You bastard! I, Kuwabara Kazuma, shall punish youuuu! *trips over . . . his own feet*

Director: Cut! Wasn't Hiei supposed to trip Kuwabara?

Hinageshi: Um Miss. Director, where is Hiei?

*Some doughnut shop*

Hiei: Chocolate with sprinkles, please.

*Studio*

Director: HIEI!!!!

(Same scene)

Kuwabara: . . . .

Director: Kuwabara?

Kuwabara: Yes?

Director: Your lines?

Kuwabara: What were my lines?

Everyone: *anime faint*

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(Episode 30: When Hiei uses Black Dragon for the first time)

Hiei: I believe my right arm will do.

Zeru: Wait! Can't we talk about this?

Hiei: DRAGON OF THE DARKNESS FLAME!!!

*Kitten appears*

Director: Awww, look at the little kitty. Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.

Yusuke: What is wrong with her?

Kurama: She has an infatuation for cats.

Yusuke: I thought that was just Kuwabara.

Kuwabara: CUTE KITTY!!! Lemme have the kitty!!

Yusuke, Hiei, & Kurama: *sweatdrop*

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(Episode 55: When Kurama transforms)

Karasu: While you can summon and control plants I can summon and control what's in my hand, like this!! *big explosion*

*smoke clears to reveal . . . nothing*

Director: Where is Kurama?!

*Some doughnut shop*

Kurama: Chocolate with sprinkles, please.

*studio*

Director: Grrrr!!!

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(When Yusuke comes back, forgotten the episode)

Bad street thug: Kill the cat!

*Street thug breaks a wine bottle and holds the sharp end threaten to the cat. Then he gets knocked down by Yusuke*

Kuwabara: Urameshi, you're really back from the dead!

Yusuke: Everybody, rock your body. Everybody, rock your body right. Backstreet's back alright!

Director: How is that with the story?

Kurama: I don't know?

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(Episode 43: When Puu is born)

Koenma: Yusuke, your egg is about to hatch.*hands Yusuke golden egg*

*Egg cracks, and lightning flashes. Botan, Yusuke and Koenma are blinded by a bright light*

Yusuke: Where is it?

Koenma: I don't know?

*waits a moment*

Botan: Isn't Puu supposed to be on Yusuke's head by now?

Director: Botan's right. Where's Puu?

*Some doughnut shop*

Puu: Pu puuu pu puu. (Tran: Chocolate with sprinkles please)

*studio*

Director: This is getting really annoying.

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(Episode 14: When Kurama uses his Rose Whip)

Genbu: I can become one with the rock around me. You don't stand a chance!

Kurama: If you say. *Pulls rose from his hair*

Yusuke: He's going to beat him with a rose? What, is he going to ask him on a date?

Hiei: That is no ordinary rose. You'll see.

Kurama: . . .

Director: Um, Kurama?

Kurama: Yes?

Director: Your lines?

Kurama: I cannot do my lines.

Director: Why is that?

Kuwabara: Did you forget them?

Kurama: No, this isn't my rose. It's fake. *Holds up fake rose*

Director: Okay! Where did Kurama's rose go?! *holds real rose behind back*

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(Episode 15: When Kuwabara beats Byakko)

Kuwabara: If I'm going down then I'm taking you with me! *kicks Byakko and they fall* Aaaah! *Splash!*

Director: Cut! Kuwabara was not supposed to fall in the lava! Who forgot to put that hook on the pillar?

Kuwabara: *Stands up* If it's supposed to be lava, it's not so hot.

Director: It's not really lava, it's marinara sauce.

Kuwabara: *tastes it* Yummy!

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(2nd movie: When Kuwabara greets Yukina)

Kuwabara: Yukina! Yukina's here! *throws open door and sprints down the porch* Yukina!

Keiko: Kuwabara, she's with Botan.

Kuwabara:* sprints down the other direction* Yukina! *opens another door* Yukina, it's me, Kazuma! It is so good to see you! Huh, Yukina?

*Note: Yukina is not in room*

Botan: Where is Yukina?

Director: Botan's not in there?! Where is she?!

*some doughnut shop*

Yukina: I would like chocolate with sprinkles, please?

*studio*

Director: *about to tear script with her teeth*

(Same scene)

Yukina: . . .

Director: Yukina?

Yukina: Yes?

Director: Your lines?

Yukina: I cannot remember my lines.

Director: *groans* Coffee. I need coffee.

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(When Yusuke grieves for Genkai, can't remember episode.)

Yusuke: Here, Grandma! I'm sending my own message! *holds Spirit Gun toward the sky. Nothing happens*

Director: Not again! Yusuke, can't you control that gun of yours?!

Yusuke: I don't know what's wrong!

Director: Take five, people! I'll set something up.

*five minutes later*

Yusuke: Here, Grandma! I'm sending my own message! *Holds Spirit Gun toward the sky. There is a big burst of light and everyone stares in awe.* Ha! It work!

Director: *sunglasses on* Yep, it sure did. How much do I owe you?

Electrician: $3000 dollars.

Director: That's coming out of Kuwabara's paycheck.

Kuwabara: Hey!

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(2nd movie: When they walk down the bridge.)

(Kuwabara, Hinageshi, Yusuke, Hiei, and Kurama walk down the bridge in order)

Random Annoying Guy: Bad boys bad boys, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Director: Cut! Someone kill that guy!

(Hiei kills Random Annoying Guy)

Director: Let's get back to work, people!

(Same scene)

(They walk down the bridge)

Director: *under breathe* Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Guys: We're trying to work here!

Director: ^_^ Sorry!

(Same scene)

(Wind blows paper across the bridge)

Director: Where did everybody go?

*Some doughnut shop*

Gang: Chocolate with sprinkles please.

Director: Well, you know what they say, if you can't beat'em join'em! Can I have one?

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Well, what do you think? It actually took me longer for this one but it was good. Thanks for reading!