Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Yu Yu Hakasho: The Yusuke and Hiei Special ❯ Whoa! Didn't Expect That! ( Chapter 1 )

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"Dialogue"
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Yu Yu Hakasho: The Yusuke and Hiei Special

Ch. 1: Whoa! Didn't expect that!



It was a cool winter day as Kuwabara and Yusuke walked home from school.
"You really like Keiko, don't you Yusuke?" asked Kuwabara
"Why do you want to know- ah- it doesn't matter. But what do you mean? I like her, but I don't want her!"
"Really!" Kuwabara replied in wonder, "I thought you were going to end up marrying her for sure! Wow! Interesting!"
"Nope! Sorry Kuwabara. She's all yours if you want her!"
"Nah, its okay"
"You sure?" Yusuke asked, then shrugged, "Your choice dude! Hey look- is that Kurama and Hiei? Hey what are they doing here?" Yusuke rushed over to join them.
"About time!" Kuwabara muttered to himself.
"KUWABARA! Are you coming?"
"Yeah! Coming Yuremeshi!" he said running over to join the group.
"Hello Yusuke, Kuwabara!" he said in a very strange, but happy voice and batting his eyes at Kuwabara.
"Uh, hey?" Yusuke replied, a little unknowing of the situation.
"Hey Kurama" Kuwabara purred. Hiei just stared, a little disgusted of the way they were shamelessly flirting.
"So, what's wrong with you Hiei? You haven't said a single thing since these two showed up!" said Kurama
"Humph!" said Hiei in a grumpy fashion.
"Well, anyway. I need to talk to Kuwabara in private if that's okay with you two."
"I don't care, go right ahead" was Yusuke's reply
"Humph" was Hiei's reply 'I know exactly what this is.' Hiei thought 'And I guess I'll take this opportunity to do what I wanted to do, but hadn't had the courage to do'
"So come on Kuwabara! We need to talk" Kurama purred
Kuwabara blushed a deep crimson, then followed his lover to another spot, quite a ways away from Hiei and Yusuke.
"Guess what love" Kuwabara said in a husky voice
"Ooh what honey." Purred a horny Kurama
"Yusuke doesn't love Keiko."
"Ooh- that's good for Hiei,"
"Yeah, Kura . . ." but was cut off by a passionate kiss from Kurama
"Ah- now I see what you want" and Kuwabara began to French kiss Kurama. Both their tongues fighting for dominance. Kuwabara nipped down Kurama's neck, for it was him who won their little battle.

Over where Hiei and Yusuke were, there was an uncomfortable silence. "So Hiei, wonder what they are talking about? Don't you?"
'I know exactly what they were talking about' Hiei took a quick glance at Yusuke and quickly looked at the ground while blushing furiously. "Humph"
Yusuke turned his head to look at the couple and saw that they were making out! 'What are they doing' he thought frantically, 'Are they nuts? I had no clue they liked each other! Aren't they embarrassed that they are two males kissing out in public?'
'Here's my chance to tell him. More actually kiss him! But what the hell! I won't feel that bad if he knows. The worst thing is that he could refuse after I let him think about it for a while' Hiei thought, 'Well here I go!'
Hiei quickly walked over to Yusuke and pushed him to the ground. Yusuke turned his head to see what had happened, and to his surprise, he saw that Hiei was standing right above him, "What was that for!" he yelled.
"Humph!" was Hiei's only reply. 'Well this is it- good luck me!' Before Yusuke had a chance to answer him Hiei stuck his warm sweet lips upon Yusuke's icy cold ones. It sent a chill up Hiei's spine. Hiei stuck his tongue into Yusuke's mouth. There was a fight for dominance, but of course Hiei won. Hiei nipped down Yusuke's neck and back up to his lips.

"Well, looky!" exclaimed Kurama, "Looks like he finally decided to let Yusuke know how he feels about him."
"Yeah, looks that way," said a horny Kuwabara, "I wanna show you how I feel about you Kurama." Kuwabara slipped his hand down Kurama's pants and pinched his ass.
"Ooh, horny I see." He purred, "Well, follow me and I promise you won't be disappointed!" Kuwabara followed obediently as Kurama led them to his home.

Hiei stood up after about five minutes of expressing himself to Yusuke. 'I hope he excepts.' Thought Hiei.
"Well, what was that for?" said a breathless Yusuke.
"Something for you to think about." Hiei replied. 'Well, at least he didn't scream at me. That's a good sign right?' he asked himself, 'I should go.' Then he vanished right in front of Yusuke.
"Hiei! Come back!" screamed Yusuke. He looked over to where he had last saw Kuwabara and Kurama. 'Damn! They are gone to! And Hiei.' He sighed, 'Why did Hiei kiss me. Does it mean he loves me? What to do. And what did he mean by to think about. Boy, now I am confused.' He sighed once more, then got up.
"Guess I shouldn't think about it anymore." He muttered to himself, "Damn! I guess I should get home." Then he banished all thoughts of Hiei from his mind.

Kurama sat up in his bed, "You feel better now honey?"
"Yeah, much better," said Kuwabara as he sat up, wrapped in the blankets, "And now for you." And pulled Kurama down with him as they started another session.

Ooh! I am so cruel. Hehe- I am gonna leave you with a cliffhanger! What will Yusuke do about Hiei and the kiss! What exactly were Kuwabara and Kurama doing in bed naked? Will Hiei be rejected? Find out next time on Yu Yu Hakasho: The Yusuke and Hiei Special!

~The Black Lightning Wolfe


Me: Hey y'all! I hope you enjoyed the first par of Yu Yu Hakasho: The Yusuke and Hiei special. Please review. Thankx!
Yusuke: Well, I sure didn't enjoy it! Why in hell did you tell Hiei to kiss me!
Me: I didn't! You . . .
Hiei: She didn't make me kiss you. She can't make me do anything! I wanted to.
*Yusuke walked over to Hiei* Yusuke: What?! You mean you like me!
Hiei: Yes I do. *Hiei pressed his body against Yusuke's, pushed him to the ground and got on top of him. Then French kissed him hard.*
Kurama: Awe- isn't that sweet Kuwabara?
Kuwabara: Yeah that is sweet!
Kurama: Oh come here sexy! *Kurama jumped him and now they were both on the floor French kissing and at the same time- stripping off all their clothes.*
Me: This is very sweet! Not! Ugh- this is starting to make me sick. This disgusting! Ugh- I am leaving. Eww! KUWABARA! Put your clothes back on!


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