Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Yu Yu Hakusho Bloopers ❯ Part 2 ( Chapter 2 )

Yu Yu Hakusho Bloopers: Part 2

By: Cece Williams

((Disclaimer: I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho and I don't intend to.))

Cece (me): If I did, though, Kurama would have to wear leather pants.

(Catcalls from the girls, making Kurama blush)

Yusuke: Well, your writing seemed to make some people happy.

Cece: (jumps up and down happily) Yay!! I got 7 reviews!! Whoo-hoo!! Yay me!! (chomps on her Twix bar)

Kurama: (hand on his head) Oh, dear, we let her get into the chocolate again.

Cece: Now, what makes you say that, Kurama-kun? (chomps on a Twix)

Hiei: This is how she gets her blooper power? Chocolate?

Kuwabara: Yeah, well, we didn't hear of anyone getting a "smart aleck of the year" award either.

Yusuke: If there were such a thing, you'd win hands down.

Cece: (looks at them) Guys!! Can we please start this now? I don't have time for your stupid shenanigans.

Kurama: (sweatdrops) I hate it when she gets angry.

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(Episode 25 - when Kurama "steps up" next to Koenma)

Koenma: (after hearing the Toguro brothers laughing) What can we do? (looks to his side) Kur… what are you wearing?!

(Kurama is wearing his pajamas, which makes the crew wolf-whistle)

Kurama: (sweatdrops, blushing) Uh, oops. This was my scene, wasn't it?

Director: Oh, dear. Cut! Kurama, change out of that and get up there!

(Episode 25 - same scene)

Koenma: (after hearing the Toguro brothers laughing) What can we do? (looks to his side) Kurama… (looks at him again) What in the hell are you wearing?

(Kurama is in his boxers, making the fan girls go crazy)

Kurama fan girl #1: Oh, my God! It's Kurama! Get him, girls!

Kurama: (sweatdrops) Oh, boy. (runs over to the Director) Sorry, I have to ask you to play along.

Director: Cut! Kurama, what are you… (smooch) … doing?

Fan girls: Aww… (walk away disappointedly)

Director: Now, Kurama, would you be a sweetie and change into your outfit?

(Episode 25 - same scene … again)

Koenma: (after hearing the Toguro brothers laughing) What can we do? (looks to his side) Kurama.

Kurama: (in second outfit) Could they be?

Koenma: Yes, the Toguro brothers.

Kurama: (scratches his head) The who?

Koenma: The Toguro brothers, the ones who are kicking Yusuke and Kuwabara's behinds.

Kurama: (nods his head) Oh, them.

Director: Cut! Kurama, please get your lines right.

(Episode 24 - when Yukina hears Kuwabara's voice mentally)

Yukina: Who are you?
Kuwabara: The hero of justice, Kazuma Kuwabara.

Yukina: Hero of justice? Then, doesn't that make you Superman?

Kuwabara: (laughs, singing Eminem's "Superman") I'll be your Superman…

Yukina: Please stop, your singing's giving me a headache.

(Kuwabara falls over anime style, making Yusuke laugh his butt off)

Director: (laughs along with Yusuke) Cut! Yukina, please get your lines right.

Yukina: I'll try my hardest.

Director: And Kuwabara, do you want everyone to stop watching the show?

Kuwabara: No.

Director: Good; now, let's get this scene right.

(Episode 25 - same scene)

Yukina: Who are you?
Kuwabara: The hero of justice, Kazuma Kuwabara. I will rescue you, my love.

Yukina: (sweatdrops) My love?

Kuwabara: (laughs) Yes, and will you go out with me?

Director: Cut! What is this, "Love Connection" or "Yu Yu Hakusho?"

Botan: It's Yu Yu Hakusho.

Director: Give the girl a prize. Save the mushy stuff until later!

(Episode 15 - after Kurama "whips" Genbu's behind)

Genbu: How did you find me?

Kurama: (sniffs) Your smell. After filling the room with the rose's sweet aroma, your putrid odor was easy for me to find. (sniffs again) Then again…

Yusuke: (fans himself with his hand) Man, Kuwabara! What did you eat?

Kuwabara: That bean burrito at school this afternoon.

Genbu: Ugh… (rolls his head over)

Director: Cut! Kuwabara, do you like ticking me off?!

Kurama: Oh, dear. Now, the director's angry.

Kuwabara: (backs away from fear) No.

(Episode 15 - same scene)

Genbu: How did you find me?

Kurama: (sniffs) Your smell. After filling the room with the rose's sweet aroma, your putrid odor was easy for me to find. (sniffs again) Ugh.

Genbu: Ugh… (rolls his head over)

Hiei: (holds his nose) What is that smell?

Random demon: Uh, that was me.

Director: (holds her nose) Cut! Someone kill that guy!

(Yusuke blasts him away with his Spirit Gun.)

Director: Thanks, Yusuke.

(Episode 16 - when Kuwabara shows off his Spirit Sword)

Kuwabara: I can make as big as I want it. (Sword makes him fall) Don't worry, guys; sometimes the sword'll make me a little dizzy.

Yusuke: You're not making us look good.

Hiei: How embarrassing. Like I said, Kurama, we're babysitting.

(Kurama laughs suddenly)

Yusuke: What's so funny?

Kurama: There's a feather in my shoe and I can't get it out! (laughs loudly)

Director: Cut! Kurama… (shakes her head, smiling as Kurama continues to laugh)

(Episode 8 - after Keiko gets back to normal)

Kurama: (chuckles) All the while, we've been thinking you were a brilliant strategist. Really, you're just a lucky fool!

Yusuke: Hey, watch it, fox-boy! What's that word mean, anyway?

Kurama: A strategist is someone who uses his brain.

Kuwabara: (offset) That's definitely not Urameshi!

Director: Cut! (takes a swig of chocolate milk) Kuwabara, would you shut the hell up?

Botan: (points to the Director) Now, that is someone who uses her brain.

(Kurama nods his head in agreement)

(Episode 14 - where Kurama and Hiei join Yusuke and Kuwabara)

Yusuke: That went well, whatever that was.

(Branch snaps and Kurama and Hiei fall to the ground)

Kurama: Ouch.

(Yusuke starts laughing, along with Kuwabara)

Director: Cut! Get a medic out here!

Kurama: No, don't worry. I'm fine.

(Episode 70 - when they're told to go up different sets of stairs)

Kuwabara: You weasel!!
Kurama: Kuwabara! I understand your frustration, but if we wish to help Yusuke, we must comply.

Kuwabara: Even if I want to knock his lights out?

Kurama: (blinks) Who?

Kuwabara: Urameshi for being a freaking idiot!

Hiei: If the Detective's such an idiot, how come you're still here?

Botan: Yes, but who screamed the word "Hot" first, Hiei?

(As the three start an argument, Kurama looks at Yana)

Kurama: Three, two, one…

Director: Cut! You guys, if I've said it once, I'll say it again. You shouldn't be fighting at … (sighs) Ah, the hell with it.

(Episode 17 - when they have to choose a door)

Kuwabara: I'm getting a weird feeling from one of those doors. Something scary.

(He opens the door to find…)

Kuwabara: Aah! A mouse! (falls to the floor)

Yusuke: Gee, Kuwabara, if we were to ask you if you were a man or a mouse, you'd have to be a mouse.

(Hiei laughs dryly while Kurama only smiles.)

Kuwabara: Shut up, Urameshi!

Director: Cut! You two are really on my last nerve!

Kurama: Yes, and arguing in front of her is only going to make it worse.

(Episode 25 - when Hiei is going to kill the guy who kidnapped Yukina)

Yukina: (grabs Hiei's arm) Please, just stop it!

Hiei: What do you mean? These are the people who have tortured you!

(Yukina buries her head in his arm)

Hiei: What's the matter?

Yukina: I forgot my line.

Director: Cut! Yukina, I know it's stressful, but please get your lines right.

Yukina: (looks up at the Director) Yes, I'll try again.

(Episode 25 - same scene)

Yukina: (grabs Hiei's arm) Please, just stop it!

Hiei: What do you mean? These are the people who have tortured you!

Yukina: I've had enough. I don't want to see anyone else hurt each other anymore… (cries, the tears turning into gems on the floor)

Crew: (offset) Aww…

Director: (dabs at her eyes with a tissue) Cut and print! That was wonderful!

Yusuke: Man, the Director's crying over this scene?

Kurama: Yusuke, she's still human. She has emotions, you know.

(The crew and the Director embrace each other)

(Episode 25 - when Yukina finally meets Kuwabara)
Yukina: Please don't move. I have healing power, although it's only a little.

Kuwabara: (winces in pain) Even if it's only a little… I still love you, Yukina.

Yukina: (blinks in surprise) Huh?

Yusuke: (whispers into Kuwabara's ear) Hey, dummy, that's not your line!

Director: Cut! Kuwabara, just be grateful I'm in this chair.

(Episode 69 - talking about the heat in the room)

Kuwabara: It must be a hundred degrees.

Kaitou: Eighty, actually, with eighty percent humidity.

(Kurama stands up, taking off his jacket, revealing a white T-shirt underneath. Kurama fan girls start swarming the set… again)

Kurama fan girls: OMG, it's Kurama! He's so hot!

(After they say the taboo word, their souls are extracted.)

Kurama: (sweatdrops) Thank you… I think.

Director: Kurama, think of it this way; you won't have to worry about the fan girls for a while, right?

Kurama: (nods his head) True.

Kaitou: What am I doing to do with these?

Director: (shrugs) Uh, make a lamp or something, I don't care.

(Episode 25 - near the end of the episode)

Kuwabara: Yukina, please don't hate all the humans! Please!

Yukina: Don't worry; I like … (looks around) you guys.

Kuwabara: Thank you! (hugs Yukina as the stage fades to black)

Director: Cut and print! That was so sweet!

Kuwabara: What, hugging Yukina as the lights faded?

Director: (nods her head) Yes, that and for getting at least one scene right.

(Episode 6 - when we first see Kurama)

Hiei: And with Kurama's Forlorn Hope, we can rule the world! Isn't that right?

(Kurama is asleep, snoring)

Hiei: Kurama!

Gouki: Hey, Kurama! (taps him on the shoulder)

Kurama: (wakes up) Uh, yes? Was I supposed to say something?

Director: Cut! Kurama, please don't fall asleep on the set.

(Episode 17 - after Kuwabara talks about his honor code)

Hiei: Hmph, a human with an honor code.

Yusuke: You can't argue with the guy; he's like a mule.

Kurama: (smiles) Yes, he's almost as stubborn as you.

Yusuke: Hey, watch it, fox-boy!

(A crew guy offset brays like a donkey.)

Yusuke: Now that makes Kuwabara a jackass, doesn't it?

Director: (knocks the smart aleck crewman out) Cut!

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Cece: Wow! Getting seven reviews makes me feel good!

Kurama: Yes, and getting double is even better.

Yusuke: I'm glad that no one made the Director quit. (looks at Kurama) I wonder why she hasn't quit.

Kurama: (sweatdrops and laughs) Well, she's nice when she wants to be.

Cece: Anywho, review here, please.