Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Yu Yu Hakusho Bloopers ❯ Part 9 ( Chapter 9 )

Yu Yu Hakusho Bloopers: Part 9

By: Cece Williams

((Disclaimer: Okay, don't own, don't sue, okay?))

Cece: Okay… since I got a lot of reviews…

Kurama: Let me guess… we're going to answer these?

Cece: Yes! (looks at the reviews) Okay… starting from the very first one…

Kuwabara: This could take a while…

Cece: (ignores Kuwabara's comment) Rowan Girl, yeah, I think you're right on that note. Vitaralastla, aww… thank you… and keep reading. Firelung06, yeah, I know, I like embarrassing my favorite character…

Kurama: Maybe a little too much.

Cece: Shut it, fox-boy! (rolls her eyes) Anyway… DemonandGoddess, glad you laughed your butt off. BlackPanther, glad you like them all… I'll read that when I can. Sakayora, thanks a bunch! Ash_chan, tell everyone how good it is.

Yusuke: And how much chocolate she eats before each chapter…

Cece: (shoves a sock in his mouth) Anywho… anime12, yeah, I agree… I got about 20 reviews on ff.net. Bladergirl, thanks for the sweet review. Mybuttisonfire, thanks; glad you laughed really hard. Dark_fire_demon19, oh, yeah; keep reading. Toffe, thanks a lot! Dionysus, I think someone else said that Kurama was hers…

Kurama: (sweatdrops) Oh, dear. Not another catfight!

Cece: You never know… now stop interrupting me.

Kurama: (smiles and sweatdrops) As you wish.

Cece: Thank you! Anyway, back to you guys. Dionysus, before I was interrupted, read Chapter 8; it's silly! YYF12, thank you so much. Kurama fangirl #9,000, Oh, I will keep this going for quite a while. Kori, thanks for reviewing… twice; I don't know much about LOTR, but I could try a few. Trisscar, aww, I like Hiei, too, but I'm not competition. Skyfox, thank you for laughing! BP, thanks for loving it.

Yusuke: Whew! That's all of them?

Cece: You never know. (gives everyone a chocolate bunny)

Hiei: Not again with the chocolate!

Cece: Aww… shut up while you're still ahead.

Yusuke: Now, on with the funnies!

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(Episode 38 - It's really cold in herre…)

Kurama: Your own climate control; that's very impressive.

(As Kurama tries to move, he slips and falls on the ice, knocking Touya to the ground.)

Touya: (rubs his sore behind) That wasn't.

Director: Cut! Kurama… (shakes her head) Sometimes I worry about you.

Duo: Like you usually worry about…

Director: Aw, shut up!

(Episode 51 - when the girls go nuts… literally)

(Karasu appears behind Kurama and lightly hold his neck)

Karasu: When I see something I like, I like to take it away.

(Karasu pops Kurama on the butt, sending a large horde of very angry Kurama fangirls back on the set)

Kurama fangirl: That's it! How dare you touch our Kurama! Get him!

(Kurama jumps out of the way while Karasu is running for his life)

Director: Cut! STAMPEDE!!!!

Karasu: DOY!!!!!

Duo: Well, now we know who's queer…

Director: Like a certain braided Gundam pilot I happen to know…

Duo: Hey!

Director: Just joking.

(Episode 37 - Kurama with … make-up?)

Yusuke: Kurama! Get rid of the outfit!

Gama: Don't be naïve; even if he had the strength to, it wouldn't change a thing. Nearly 2,000 pounds of weight's chained directly to his skin!

Kurama: (sarcastically) Once again, something that could have been brought to my attention YESTERDAY!!!

(Laughter offset)

Director: Cut! (tries not to laugh) That just didn't sound right.

Duo: (rolls his eyes) Doy!

(Ending credits - what were they doing?)

(During the first part, all four start dancing disco to the music)

Duo: (tries to stop laughing) Weren't they supposed to stand there?

Director: (starts laughing) Aw, the hell with it. Just let them have their fun.

(Kuwabara starts dancing the Macarena)

Director: On second thought…

(Kurama dances the Funky Chicken)

Duo: Now, that's disturbing.

(Laughter offset, Duo falling to the floor, holding his ribs)

Director: (sighs) Sometimes I wonder…

(Ending credits - again with the crazy things…)

(During the first part they stand there, until…)

Yusuke: First I was afraid… yeah right.

(Laughter)

Director: Cut! Oh, geez!!

(Ending credits - where's the tune?)

(Everything goes as planned… except for one thing)

Singer: It's raining men! Hallelujah! It's raining men! Amen!

All four characters: AHHHHHH!!!!!! (run off the set)

Director: (ear plugs in ears) Duo, what the hell happened?

Duo: (ear plugs in ears as well) Huh?!

(Kurama slices up the boom box playing the song with his Rose Whip)

Kurama: (shouts to them) IT'S OKAY!

Director/Duo: (still can't hear) HUH?!

(Kurama shrugs his shoulders)

(Episode 46 - Kurama's a fish?)

Uraurashima: Hook, line and sinker! And you're the stupid fish!

Yusuke: (offset) Uh, don't you mean Kuwabara?

Kuwabara: Hey!!

(Both start a fistfight; Kurama and Uraurashima sweatdrop)

Director: Cut!! Break it up!!

Duo: (holds out his beam scythe at them) Now you want to start fighting again?

Genkai: Took the words out of my mouth. (glares at them harshly)

(Episode 46 - same scene)

Uraurashima: Hook, line, and sinker! And you're the stupid fish!

Juri: (panics) This isn't in my job description! Isn't there someone who can break me out of this thing? I'm not supposed to be in here!

Kurama: (holds his head) Ow… I'm feeling a headache.

Director: Cut! Kurama, here's some aspirin.

(Episode 46 - same scene … again)

Uraurashima: Hook, line, and sinker! And you're the stupid fish!

Kuwabara: (sings the jingle, wearing a fisherman's hat) Trust the Gorton's fisherman!

Duo: (offset, holds up a sign) Once again, shameless plug!

Juri: Does this mean that someone's going to eat me?

Random cat demon: Mmm… fish…

Juri: HELP!!!!! (runs off of the set with the cat demon after her)

Director: CUT!!

(Episode 79 - Geez, Kurama)

Kurama: You can't do that with all these innocents standing around.

Sniper: Fine, not that I ever miss my target. But if it's a change of venue you want, I'm game.

(Sniper snaps his fingers and land on the set of "Gundam Wing", where he hits Relena with the pebble, knocking her out)

Kurama: Merciless coward. Why didn't you attack me?

Sniper: Because she's annoying.

Kurama: Okay… o.O()

Director: Cut!! Is she really annoying?

The rest of the cast of "GW": DOY!!!!!

(Episode 9 - Kuwabara on karaoke…)

Kuwabara: (sings) What the world needs now…

Simon Cowell: (offset) is as-pir-in.

(Laughter offset)

Kuwabara: Hey, screw you, Crowell!

Simon: It's Cowell.

Kuwabara: Tell someone who gives a damn!

Director: I beg your pardon?

Kuwabara: How did this jerk get on the set?

Simon: Who ever told you that you could sing must be really deaf.

Director: (ear plugs) Who's dead?

Simon: Not dead, deaf. You know… the best thing you were for that brief moment of time.

Kurama: (pulls out the ear plugs) Being deaf was good?

Simon: If you had to hear Kuwabara sing, yes.

Hiei: Nicely put.

Kuwabara: What's the matter, Simon? Still bitter about the breakup?

Hiei: At least, he HAD a girlfriend.

Director: You guys…!

Kuwabara: Do you two have the same mother? 'Cause you're both jerks.

Genkai: SHUT UP, YOU TWO! >.<

Director: Thank you! Dear Genkai, thank you! (hugs her)

Genkai: You're crushing me.

Director: Sorry. I was about one second from killing them both.

Hiei: (glares at her) I wouldn't try.

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(Cece starts tearing up again)

Yusuke: Aww… what happened now?

Kurama: Her parakeet died suddenly. (lays a dozen roses on the burial spot)

Cece: Aww… thank you, Kurama.

Hiei: We all die in life; hopefully for the ugly one in the group, it'll be soon.

Kuwabara: HEY!!
Cece: She was a good bird… (sniffles) A little annoying, but…

Hiei: Thank God she wasn't as annoying as Kuwabaka.

Kuwabara: KuwaBARA!

Hiei: Tell someone who gives a …

Cece: Uh, Hiei? PG-13. Anywho, R&R.

Kurama: This chapter was dedicated in the memory of Sweetie, Cece's parakeet. May he fly in Heaven freely and happily.

Cece: Thanks, Kurama.