Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Yu Yu Hakusho Bloopers ❯ Part 10 ( Chapter 10 )

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Yu Yu Hakusho Bloopers: Part 10

By: Cece Williams

((Disclaimer: Still don't own it… though I can make the owner an offer he can't refuse… nah!))

Cece: Sorry it's taken me so long! So many fanfics, so little time.

Kurama: Here's a new batch from the gorgeous Cece herself.

Yusuke: So, you ARE in love with her!

Cece: (whaps Yusuke on the head) No!

Hiei: Just read already.

(AN: Since I had gotten “The Golden Seal” and “Poltergeist Report” recently, I'm doing quite a few of those, too.)

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(Episode 69 - Kurama, look out below!!)

Kurama: (hangs by his legs on chandelier) Baaaaa… aah! (hits the ground)

(Laughter offset)

Hiei: (off-camera) Ungraceful today, huh, fox?

Kurama: (from ground) Shut up.

Director: Cut! Kurama, let's at least try to stay on.

Kurama: All right.

(Episode 69 - same scene)

Kurama: (hangs by his legs on chandelier and swings, smiling) Wheeeeeeee!

(Laughter offset and on the set)

Director: Cut!

Kurama: Huh? (lets go) Aah! (hits the ground again) Ow.

(Episode 37 - Oh, boy…)

Yusuke: (looks at Ruka) Hey! Redhead!

Kurama/Ruka: Yes, Yusuke?

(Laughter offset and clapping)

Director: Cut! Kurama, he was talking to Ruka, not you.

Kurama: Gomen.

(From “The Golden Seal” - Botan getting saved)

Yusuke: Botan!

(Botan lands on branch… not in Kurama's arms.)

Director: Where's that kitsune?

Kurama: (walks in the door, wearing his pajamas) Was that my scene?

Director: Come here, Kurama…

(Kurama walks over to her)

Director: (grabs his shirt) I'm only telling you this once. If you're late again, I'm putting Inuyasha in the scene!

Kurama: (stammers) Anyone but him!
Director: All right! Let's get it started again!

(“The Golden Seal” - same scene)

Yusuke: Botan!

(Kurama somersaults and catches Botan, making everyone clap)

Director: Perfect!

Yusuke: (dances the Moonwalk, chanting) No Inuyasha!

Duo: Yep! Don't like him anymore than I can throw him.

(Episode 35 - Hiei getting testy)

Koto: Seems the missing members of Team Urameshi have arrived as well! Hiei and Kurama, can you tell us where you've been?

Hiei: It's none of your business, woman.

Kurama: Hiei.

Hiei: What, fox? I don't have to tell her what's happened.

Kurama: Point.

Director: Cut! Though I gotta agree with him.

Hiei: Smart choice, woman.

Yusuke: That's not a woman! That's Kurama's mate!

Kurama: Yusuke!! (chases after the detective, Rose Whip in hand) She's not my mate!

Hiei: (shakes head) He just HAD to say that.

(Episode 78 - Who knew Kuwabara'd be so dumb?)

Kurama: That isn't very wise!

(Kuwabara runs smack into a wall.)

Kurama: (sighs and pinches bridge of his nose, sweatdropping) Told him.

Director: Who brought that wall there?

(Hiei whistles innocently off stage)

Yusuke: (offset) That's the best one yet!

(Laughter offset)

Director: Cut!

(From “The Golden Seal” - Where's Hiei?)

Yusuke: Huh? Where did Hiei go?

Botan: He was just here a second ago.

(Kuwabara yelps and they look at him)

Yusuke: There's a sword hilt up his…

Director: Yusuke!! This is PG-13, not R!

George: At least he has a tail now!

(Kurama and Hiei laugh off set)

Director: No more sweet snow for you two.

(Kurama and Hiei stop laughing and pout)

(From “Poltergeist Report” - Kurama lighting up something)

Kurama: (hands out in front of shrine, eyes closed) Ohmmmmm….

(Laughter offset)

Kurama: (opens his eyes and blinks at penny) Shiny…

(More laughter)

Director: (smacks hand to head) Cut!

(From “Poltergeist Report” - One fine moment in time)

Kurama: The Human World and the Spirit World cannot be wiped out.

(Someone steals Kurama's clothes)

Kurama: (turns his head) Hey!

Director: Cut! Who stole Kurama's clothes?

(Yusuke whistles innocently before getting met by the back of a beam scythe)

Duo: Put `em back, smart butt.

Director: (rubs bridge of nose) I swear, that's the last time I put Kurama there.

Duo: You could always put him under the waterfall.

Director: No, it's fine… I hope.

(From “Poltergeist Report” - same scene)

Kurama: The Human World and the Spirit World cannot be wiped out.

Yusuke: (from not that far off) CANNONBALL!!!

(Loud splash and Kurama gets drenched)

Director: Cut! (holds head in hands) Now I need some aspirin, Prozac, and a Jack Daniels.

Duo: Why all that?

Director: How else do you expect to get a vision of Kurama in his birthday suit out of your head?

Duo: In that case, I'll order a double.

(From “Poltergeist Report - Hiei gets a 10)

(Hiei gets thrown back against a building and instead of falling in the water, does a swan dive.)

Kurama: (offset) Beautiful, Hiei!

(Applause and cheering)

Director: Not exactly with the script, but what the hey.

(Episode 42 - Thinking about… something)

Kurama: Think, Yusuke. There must be some way we can prevent this disaster.

Yusuke: Which one? Me not fighting bowl-head, or Kuwabara's looks?
(Kuwabara flips him off)

Hiei: That's the smartest thing he's done today.

Kurama: (sweatdrops) That's the last time I ask Yusuke for anything.

Yusuke: Okay. How about asking that mate of yours out?

Director: (miffed) Duo… I promised I wouldn't get involved, but now he's pushed it.

Duo: Um… DUCK AND COVER!!! (jumps behind a cameraman)

Director: (on set) Kurama, permission to use Rose Whip.

Kurama: (makes said whip and hands it to her) Permission granted.

Director: (chases the Detective around the set) Kurama's not my mate!!

Hiei: That's the best thing I've seen all day.

Kurama: Agreed.

(Episode 42 - Kuwabara asked for it)

Kuwabara: Let's fight this thing clean, like…

Yusuke: Like men.

(Kuwabara smirks)

Hiei: How touching.

Kuwabara: Bite my ankles, shorty!

(Hiei flits out of force field and bites Kuwabara on the ankle)

Kuwabara: What the… (tries to shake Hiei off) HEY! GET HIM OFF!!!

Yusuke: You asked for that one, Kuwabara!

Kurama: (laughing so hard he's holding his ribs) Agreed.

Director: Last time I eat that week-old pizza.

(Everyone looks at her)

Director: What?

(Episode 46 - The Idunn Box)

Uraurishima: My force field won't be shredded nearly as easily as that enchantress, Ruka's. So, get comfortable.

(Kurama sits on the floor, whistling)

(Laugher offset)

Director: (giggles) Well, he did say get comfortable.

(Episode 46 - Youko comes out)

Uraurishima: What'd you do with Kurama? I liked him a lot better.

Youko: Oh, he's here; he's me.

(Sounds of fainting female demons heard)

Youko: (looks behind him and sees half of the crowd had fainted) What?

Director: Must be the cologne.

Youko: Yes, the rugged Youko Kurama collection.

Director: Don't get too cocky, fox.

(Episode 56 - Kurama got spice)

Karasu: (walks toward Kurama) You're weak, you're tired, you're helpless, you're pathetic.

Kurama: Yeah? Well, you're gay! (smacks Karasu out of the ring)

(Applause from off stage)

Duo: Damn right, lady!

Kurama: (looks at Duo) I'm a man.

Director: Not really in the script, Kurama, but it was cool.

Kurama: Thanks, but now my hand hurts.

Director: Ice pack!

(Episode 71 - Hiei's point, Kuwabara's confusion)

Hiei: You already have your fox, your clown and your hag. I'm a moot point.

Kuwabara: Who's he talking about?

Hiei: (shakes head) Baka yarou. Kurama's the fox, you're the clown, and the old woman's the hag.

Kuwabara: And what does that make Urameshi?

Yusuke: Smarter than you.

Director: Cut! I don't want any Dragon of the Darkness Flames in here, capisce?

Kurama: (shakes head) Now you've gone and upset her.

(Episode 85 - Tantei reaction?)

Itsuki: Yes, I admit my attraction is not purely academic. I always wished he would be my lover.

Kuwabara: Okay, you can stop right there. I don't think my ears are old enough for this.

Hiei: I don't think your brain's big enough for it.

Director: Cut already! Virgin ears over here!

Duo: I think I'm going to be sick! (runs off, with other cast members agreeing)

(Episode 18 - Naughty Yusuke)

Yusuke: He's no dragon, but he is ugly.

Seiryu: It is not wise to say such things to your executioner.

(Yusuke starts dancing like Oscar in “Shark's Tale”)

Kurama: What is he doing?

Yusuke: Can't touch this.

Hiei: Being an idiot as usual.

Yusuke: Hey!

Director: Cut! (holds head in hand) I'm about three seconds from sticking my foot up your butt, Detective.

Hiei: Go ahead. He's not missing anything.

(Everyone looks at Hiei, stunned at him making a joke)

Hiei: Hn.

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Cece: Back on the road again! R&R here peeps!

Kurama: She'll finish this in a few more chapters or so.

Cece: In that case, see ya later! (hands everyone a Popsicle)