Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ YU YU HAKUSHO BUTCHERS THE 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS ❯ YU YU HAKUSHO BUTCHERS THE 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS ( Chapter 1 )

YU-YU HAKUSHO BUTCHERS THE 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS

AnimeJunkie: Well, guys. I decided to write a Christmas fic with your fave YYH crew....although a few of them needed convincing. *looks at Hiei* I had to promise him a YEAR’S SUPPLY of ice cream.

Yusuke: You WHAT?

Kuwabara: This won’t end well.

AJ: Don’t worry. He can have the ice cream, but I issue it out to him. That little booger’s sweet tooth IS NOT going to bankrupt me.

Kurama: And he agreed to this? How did you manage THAT?

AJ: I reminded him just WHO was buying the ice cream and he’d have to be VERY nice to me if he wanted me to give it to him.

Hiei: This is BLACKMAIL.

AJ: Of course it is. That’s what makes it fun. *winks*

Botan: We got all the props and music ready.

Kurama: *peeks through the curtain at the audience* I hope so because the crowd is getting ugly.

Kuwabara: The crowd SHOWED UP ugly. (A/N: You’re one to talk!)

AJ: All right, everyone! PLACES!

The audience applauds as AJ walks out through the red velvet curtain out on stage to start the show.

AJ: *speaks into a mic* Hi everyone. *audience greets her back* The YYH gang and I are going to perform the song the 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS. Now how many of you actually KNOW all the right words to it? *crickets chirping* Just as I thought; well don’t feel bad, ‘cause we don’t either. *audience laughs* Which is why we made up our own lyrics. (Disclaimer) I don’t own Yu Yu Hakusho, the BRAND NAMES used OR the song 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS. But to the guy who did write the song, *looks up* I SINCERELY apologize!

AJ: And now....ON WITH THE SHOW!!! *music starts* {What have I gotten myself into?)

*music to the 12 DAYS starts*

AJ: On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me.....A BIG SCREEN PLASMA TV!

From the ceiling, the BIGGEST plasma t.v. was lowered down in back of the stage. And the funny thing was....IT WAS PLAYING HAMTARO!!!! (A/N: Don’t own.)

AJ: *yells up to the catwalks* HA HA! REAL CUTE! NOW CLICK TO THE RIGHT CHANNEL! *the pic changes to the YYH MOVIE* (A/N: again don’t own)

Kurama: *walks on stage with a voice that makes every girl swoon* On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me.......TWO KITSUNE STUDS......*girls scream loud enough to shatter glass*

AJ: *looks around* Uh, Kurama? Last time I checked, there was only ONE of you.....

A silver mist surrounds Kurama and soon after Kurama was joined by his sexy darker half-Youko.

Youko: You were saying? *girls start rushing to the stage and throwing panties and phone numbers at the two FOXES* (A/N: They are that in EVERY sense of the word!)

AJ: *smacks her own forehead* Oh, brother! S.W.A.T. TEAM!!!

The S.W.A.T. team storms the front of the stage and holds the girls at bay.

AJ: I KNEW that would happen.

K&Y: *in unison and grinning* Sorry.

AJ: And a BIG SCREEN PLASMA TV.

Hiei: *walks in and everyone gasps in surprise* Long story.

AJ: It involves ice cream. *audience goes “ohhhh”*

Hiei: On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me......3 PS2s.....

3 PS2's are carted in, along with a small t.v. Hiei looks at them confused.

Hiei: What ARE these things? *one beeps, Hiei freaks and slashes them with his katana*

Kurama: *with eyes as big as saucers* DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THOSE COST?

Hiei: No.

Kurama: Well, you’re about to, because ONE OF THOSE WAS MINE!!!!!!!!!

Youko: Calm down, Kurama.

Hiei: I’ll get you a new one this Christmas, okay?

Kurama: *crosses his arms and pouts* Fine. TWO KITSUNE STUDS.....

AJ: And a BIG SCREEN PLASMA TV.

Shizuru: *Walks in with a department store bag and mumbles “I hate drawing lots!” under her breath* On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me....4 CHIA PETS....

She pulls each one out and the audience laughs. (A/N: I mean COME ON! CHIA PETS are like the CHEESIEST GIFT you can get!)

Hiei: Shizuru.....what is that growing out of their bodies?

Shizuru: Grass.

Hiei: That has to be the most USELESS gift EVER!

Shizuru: Tell me about it. But believe me, I’LL find a use for them.

Hiei: 3 PS2's...

Youko: TWO KITSUNE STUDS....

AJ: And a BIG SCREEN PLASMA TV.

Kuwabara: *walks in* On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me....5 ONION RINGS!!!! *pulls out a box of cooked onion rings*

Youko: You owe me $10, Kurama. I TOLD you he’d pull something like this.

Kurama: *silently curses Kuwabara’s stupidity as he forks over the $10*

Shizuru: *looks at Kuwabara* ONION RINGS????

Kuwabara: Yeah! You can’t eat gold! I know; I tried. *Shizuru suddenly has a thought for the chia pets*

Shizuru: 4 CHIA PETS....

Hiei: 3 PS2's....

Kurama: TWO KITSUNE STUDS.....

AJ: And a BIG SCREEN PLASMA TV!

Yusuke: *walks in* On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me....6 NINTENDO GAME CUBES....*they are carted in with a small t.v.* COOL METROID!!!!! *sits down and plays*

Kuwabara: You’re supposed to be singing, Urameshi!!

Yusuke: I will when my turn comes. *still playing*

Kuwabara: *holds the onion rings up triumphantly* 5 ONION RINGS!!!!

Shizuru: 4 CHIA PETS.....

Hiei: 3 PS2's....

Kurama: TWO KITSUNE STUDS.....

AJ: And a BIG SCREEN PLASMA TV!

Koenma (teen form): *rolls in on his prop, his voice vibrating* On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me......7 MASSAGE CHAIRS.....*6 more are wheeled in beside his and he turns the one he’s sitting in up* Yeah, that’s the spot!

AJ: Hopeless.

Yusuke: 6 NINTENDO GAME CUBES......FIRE PHOTON LASERS!!!!! Hey, a new line...COOL!!

Kuwabara: *holds the onion rings up* 5 ONION RINGS!!!!

Shizuru: 4 CHIA PETS.....

Hiei: 3 PS2's....

Kurama: TWO KITSUNE STUDS.....

AJ: And a BIG SCREEN PLASMA TV!

Keiko: *walks in with a Gameboy Advance* On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me.....8 GAMEBOY ADVANCES......* she takes out seven more and starts playing the Yu Yu Hakusho Game* (A/N: I did the disclaimer at the top of this story so that should cover EVERYTHING!)

Shizuru: How are you coming with that, Keiko?

Keiko: I almost beat it!

Yusuke: You said that 6 months ago!

Keiko: *gives her boyfriend death glares that would put HIEI to shame* SHUT IT, YUSUKE!

AJ: That’s just sad!

Koenma: 7 MASSAGE CHAIRS......

Yusuke: 6 NINTENDO GAME CUBES......

Kuwabara: *holds the onion rings up* 5 ONION RINGS!!!!

Shizuru: 4 CHIA PETS.....

Hiei: 3 PS2's....

Kurama: TWO KITSUNE STUDS.....

AJ: And a BIG SCREEN PLASMA TV!

George: *walks in pushing a huge cart* On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me....9 XBOXES......*hooked up to a tv* And kids LIKE these things?

AJ: Well, if YOU don’t want them, I could think of some kids who do. RIGHT GUYS??? *points to the audience who cheers*

Keiko: 8 GAMEBOY ADVANCES....

Koenma: 7 MASSAGE CHAIRS......

Yusuke: *still playing* DIE, ALIEN MAGGOT, DIE!!!!!!!!!!!! *everyone looks at him and Keiko dials the number for the men in white coats to take her boyfriend* Uh, *nervous laughs* 6 NINTENDO GAME CUBES......*looks at everyone* I DON’T HAVE A PROBLEM!!!!! *goes back to playing*

Kuwabara: *with his mouth full* 5 ONION RINGS!!!! *starts choking*

Shizuru walks over and uses the Heimlich maneuver on her baby bro.

Kuwabara: Thanks, Sis.

Shizuru: Whatever. *smiles*

Shizuru: 4 CHIA PETS.....

Hiei: 3 PS2's....

Kurama: TWO KITSUNE STUDS.....

AJ: And a BIG SCREEN PLASMA TV !

Botan: *walks in* On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me....10 BRAND NEW SURFBOARDS.....10 surfboard are lowered down, each one waxed to perfection* COOL, I’m gonna hang ten ON ten.

Kurama: Surfboards, Botan?

Botan: Sure. You think I wanna cruise on an oar all year? Those are for my summer runs.

Kurama: Good Point.

Hiei: That ACTUALLY makes sense.

George: 9 XBOXES....

Keiko: 8 GAMEBOY ADVANCES....

Koenma: 7 MASSAGE CHAIRS......

Yusuke: 6 NINTENDO GAME CUBES......

Kuwabara: *has a new box of onion rings* 5 ONION RINGS!!!!

Shizuru: 4 CHIA PETS.....

Hiei: 3 PS2's....

Kurama: TWO KITSUNE STUDS.....

AJ: And a BIG SCREEN PLASMA TV!

Yukina: *walks in* On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me....11 VIDEO PHONES. *all 11 ring at the same time and she takes them out to answer them*

Kuwabara: Yukina, just HOW many people do you know?

Yukina: *frustrated* TOO MANY!!

Botan: 10 BRAND NEW SURFBOARDS.....

George: 9 XBOXES....

Keiko: 8 GAMEBOY ADVANCES....

Koenma: 7 MASSAGE CHAIRS......

Yusuke: 6 NINTENDO GAME CUBES......

Kuwabara: 5 ONION RINGS!!!! *he tries to hit a high note at the last part and someone off stage makes the “breaking glass” sound effect, making everyone laugh*

Kuwabara: NOT FUNNY, JIN!!!!

Jin’s laughing his head off backstage.

Shizuru: 4 CHIA PETS.....

Hiei: 3 PS2's....

Kurama: TWO KITSUNE STUDS.....

AJ: And a BIG SCREEN PLASMA TV!

Genkai: *smirks* You’re ALL gonna be put to shame by me! On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, 12 PT CRUISERS!!!!!!

The floor opens up and 12 PT Cruisers in different colors rise up out of the stage. Everyone is awestruck as they squabble over who gets which car.

Kurama: I CALL THE RED ONE!

Youko: SILVER’S MINE!!!

Everyone on stage is clamoring over the brand new cars.

Genkai: FORGET IT! I have to take the back to the dealership before midnight. They’re just loaners.

ALL: AWW, MAN!!!

Yusuke: You think they’ll mind if you LOANED one to me? *gets clunked over the head with a stray CHIA PET!*

Shizuru: I KNEW I’d find a use for these!

Yukina: 11 VIDEOPHONES....

Botan: 10 BRAND NEW SURFBOARDS.....

George: 9 XBOXES....

Keiko: 8 GAMEBOY ADVANCES....

Koenma: 7 MASSAGE CHAIRS......

Yusuke: 6 NINTENDO GAME CUBES......

Kuwabara: 5 ONION RINGS!!!!

Shizuru: 4 CHIA PETS.....

Hiei: 3 PS2's....

Kurama: TWO KITSUNE STUDS.....

AJ: *joined in by everyone else* And a BIG SCREEN PLASMA TV!

Everyone cheers and the cast takes their bows.

AJ: I hope you guys liked this one-shot! I’m currently working on some others.

Kuwabara: And read her other fic...FAMILY SECRETS....STARRING US!

AJ: Thanks for the plug, Carrot top. *smiles* CIAO FOR NOW!