Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Yu Yu Hakusho Chaos ❯ Chapter 1 ( Chapter 1 )

Yu Yu Hakusho Chaos

BY: Heather Brown AKA Adira

Adira: Welcome peeps! (Adira, a-deer-a)

Hiei: Where?

Adira: Not the food Hiei.

Hiei: Damnit!(Walks out)

Adira: Well that went well.

Andrea: Did Hiei come through here? (Andrea, on-dre-a)

Adira: Yeah, sis.

Andrea: Which way?

Adira: Left.

Andrea: Thanks. (Runs to find Hiei)

Kurama: Last time I give Hiei sweets.

Adira: Kurama!!!!!! (Hugs him)

Kurama: Can't *trys to breath* breath.

Adira: Sorry. (Breaks the hug)

Andrea: Got him. (Holds up Hiei)

Adira and Kurama: Okay.

Hiei: Women put me down!

Andrea: NO!!!

Adira and Kurama: Scary.

Adira: Hiei could you be a good little demon and say the disclamer? PLEASE. (Puppy dog eyes)

Hiei: Fine. Adira doesn't own anything except Adira, Baby_A, and Andrea. And if she did, she and Kurama would be married.

Adira: Good boy.

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Yusuke: Where are we?

Adira: HI! I'm Adira your hostess.

Andrea: Hi I'm Andrea, Adira's sister in this fic and reality.

Kuwabara: Where's the shrimp?

Hiei: I'm right here Baka.

Andrea: Hiei!!!

Hiei: Oh no. (Runs)

Andrea: Wait Hiei. (Runs after Hiei)

Adira: Ok while we're waiting I should tell you all that this fic is rated R for language, dirty talk, drug and alcohol use.

Andrea: I'm back! (Holds Hiei in arms)

Adira: What happened?

Andrea: I guess I hit him too hard. (Hiei starts to wake up)

Hiei: That hurt.

Andrea: Sorry. (Blushes)

Adira: Ok now lets take a vote.

Yusuke: On what.

Adira: Well there's Truth Or Dare, Spin The Bottle, and Tell All.

Andrea: What's Tell All?

Adira: Well that is when you tell everybody who you like and something that nobody in this room knows about.

Andrea: Ok.

Adira: Ok there is a piece of paper in front of you. So write down what you want to do from 1st to 3rd.

Everyone writes and hand the papers to Adira.

Adira: Ok first it's Tell All, next it's Spin The Bottle, and last but not least it's Truth Or Dare.

Andrea: Who's first?

Adira: Me and I chose Hiei.

Hiei: Ok the one thing that I haven't told anyone in this room is that my age I think is 250 years.

Andrea: And who do you like?

Hiei: I like...Andrea.

Andrea: OH MY GOD!!!! (Faints)

Everyone else laughs.

Hiei: Ok since you pulled that trick on me Adira it's your turn.

Adira: I haven't told anyone that I've had a past life and I got pregnant by Yoko Kurama.

Kurama: That was you!

Everyone except Adira and Kurama: OH MY GOD!!!!!

Yusuke: Did you have the child?

Adira: No. (Sad face)

Kurama: And who do you like?

Adira: I like Kurama.

Adira: Ok now it's my turn yet again. I pick Kurama.

Kurama: I haven't told anyone that when my human father died I became good. And I like Adira.

Adira: Yes! (Andrea wakes up)

Kurama: Andrea I pick you.

Andrea: I haven't told anyone that I had a past life and i knew Hiei. And I like Hiei.

Hiei: I knew you seemed familar.

Andrea: Ok I chose Yusuke.

Yusuke: I haven't told anyone that i'm related to Jin some how. And I like Keiko.

Keiko: Thanks Yusuke.

Yusuke: Ok I chose Kuwabara.

Kuwabara: I haven't told anyone that I think the shrimp is kinda nice. And I like Yukina. (Hiei stands up)

Andrea: Hiei sit down.

Hiei: Fine. (Sits)

Kuwabara: Ok Yukina it's your turn.

Yukina: I haven't told anyone that I know who my brother is. And I like Kazuma.

Hiei: You like the baka. (Faints)

Andrea: Hiei!

Yukina: Is he ok?

Adira: Yeah, don't worry.

Yusuke: So who's your brother? And who told you?

Yukina: I over heard Hiei and you talking, and Hiei mentioned that he was my brother, and wouldn't tell me because he didn't want to put me into danger.

Everyone: Oh.?

Hiei wakes up.

Kuwabara: Shrimp, why didn't you tell us that you were Yukina's brother?

Adira: Really everyone knew except you, Yukina, and Keiko.

Hiei: Great the baka knows. (Sounds depressed)

Yukina: Ok my turn and I chose Keiko.

Keiko: I haven't told anyone that I've cheated on a few tests. And I like Yusuke.

Kuwabara: Yusuke got a girlfriend.

Yusuke: SHUT UP KUWABARA!!!

Keiko: I chose Koenma.

Koenma: I haven't told anyone that I can marry anyone. And I like Botan.

Botan: Really.

Koenma: Yeah, and it's your turn Botan.

Botan: I haven't told anyone that I'm imortal until I'm relived of my duities as grim reaper. And I like Koenma.

Door: Knock,knock.

Adira: Yes.

Lady: Hi it's me Baby_A and I brought Jin.

Andrea: Baby_A! Come on in.

Baby_A and Jin walk in and sit with the others.

Botan: Jin it's your turn.

Jin: What turn lassie.

Andira: We're playing Tell All.

Jin: Oh that game. Alright lassie I'll play.

Adira: Ok so you just tell us what you haven't told anyone and who you like.

Botan: Yeah and I chose you Jin.

Jin: I can't fly in a storm. And I like Baby_A.

Baby_A: Cool.

Jin: Baby_A your turn.

Baby_A: I'm Andrea's best friend in reality. And I like Jin.

Jin: Yeah! (Does a back flip in mid air)

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Adira: So how did ya like it?

Hiei: Why does Yukina know that I'm her brother.

Adira: I just wanted her to stop suffering.

Hiei: Hn.

Adira: Review. And if I don't get at least 13 reviews I won't write the next capter which contains...

Hiei: Adira getting killed by me! (Takes out sword)

Adira: No it cotians. SPIN THE BOTTLE!

Andrea: And Hiei! (Hugs Hiei) I love you.

Hiei: Hn.

Adira: Kurama! (Runs to get Kurama)

Andrea: REVIEW! Cause I WANT to kiss Hiei!

Everyone: BYE!

Adira : EVANESCENCE! EMINEM! OZZY! RAP! (Comes out hugging Kurama) I love you.