Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Yu Yu Hakusho Hair Salon ❯ The phantom strikes again ( Chapter 3 )

Disclaimer: sigh. If I owned yyh, then so many things would be different. Oh well, at least I own this story plot ^_^

Summary: hello again! Ddc here, with another chapter for yyh hair salon! So far this fic has been a hit! Thank u thank u thank u for all the reviews! I luv u all! And for this wonderful chapter, the phantom of the hair salon's next victim is…Botan! Muhahahahahahaa. Hehehehe.

::Thoughts::

Botan: AHHHHHH!!!!

Everyone: What?!?!?

Botan: MY HAIR IT'S ORANGE!!!!!!!! *faints * x_x

Kuronue: The Phantom has struck again!

*Backround music *: DUH DUH DUH DUUUUHHHHHH

Kuronue: Ok where the hell did that come from?

Yusuke: *at piano * hehehee sorry it was just perfect

Kuronue: *scratches head * since when were their piano's in hair salons?

Yusuke: *stupid, blank look on his face * uhh I don't know. Since now?

Kuronue: -_-;;;;;;;;;

Hiei: *does scared chibi voice * I'm swared! Yoko, make twa bwig bwad phwantom go away!

Yoko: *hugging Hiei and does grown-up-talking-to-little-kids-voice* aww it's ok wittle Hiei. Twa bwig bwad phwantom will go bye bye soon.

Hiei: *tears form in eyes * Weally weally?

Yoko: Weally.

Hiei: I wuv you Yoko! *hugs Yoko *

Yoko: I wuv you too wittle Hiei

Yusuke: Oookkk that's only a LITTLE creepy.

Karasu: *wakes up * What was that about me being creepy?

Bui: *sweadrop * he was talking about Hiei and Yoko talking baby talk to each other

Karasu: Yoko was talking baby talk?!?!?! Awwwwww how cwute.

Mukuro and Bui: -_-;;;;;;

Mukuro: I think I speak for Bui when I say that our fanclub is DEFINITELY more sane than the Kurama fanclub.

Kuwabara: I agree

Shizuru: Me two

Kieko: Wow Shizuru you actually talked! You haven't done that since Alex and Liana were here!

Shizuru: I know, I was sleeping.

Kieko: Oh. ^_^;;;; ::I wonder if Shizuru is the phantom::

Phantom: * appears behind Shizuru and dyes her hair clown red * Muhahahahaha no one is safe! Muhahahahahahaha. * disappears *

Shizuru: WHAAAAA MY HAIR!!!!! GET BACK HERE YOU SON OF A BITCH I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!

Phantom: *appears * Nah nah nah nah nah you can't catch me *sticks out tongue *

Shizuru: Watch me. EVERYONE! CHARGE!!!!!!! *cries a battle war cry *

Everyone: RAWR!!!! *charges for the phantom *

Phantom: Hehehehe peace? *looks at the charging humans/demons with foam coming from their mouths and decides against truces * RUN AWAY!!!! *disappears *

Everyone: *looks in different directions * hey where'd he go?

Kieko: I wonder how he does that. OH MY GOD YUKINA!!! YOUR HAIR! IT'S BLACK!!!

Yukina: *looks in mirror * AHHHH NOOO MY BEAUTIFUL GREENISH BLUE HAIR!!!!! *faints * x_x

Kuwabara: *sees Yukina lying on the ground * NOOO YUKINA!!!!! *turns to look at Hiei * YOU DID THIS!!!!! BASTARD! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!!!

Hiei: *sidesteps as Kuwabara lunges at him* How the hell is it MY fault? Hello, I have PINK hair if you haven't noticed already.

Phantom: *appears in behind Hiei * Pink and BABY BLUE you mean! * dyes white starburst baby blue * MUHAHAHAHAHAHA *disappears again *

Hiei: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOT AGAIN!!!! *faints * x_x

Karasu: Jeez this phantom must really have it out for Hiei. His hair has been dyed girly colors twice. Man that's gotta suck. Lets see now. The only people who's hair hasn't been dyed are Kieko, Mukuro, Bui, Yomi, Kuwabara, and Yusuke. Now, who of you is doing this?!?!!?! WHO?

Kieko: I bet MUKURO DID IT!

Mukuro: You stupid girl why would I dye Hiei's hair girly colors? I liked his hair black and white thank you very much.

Kieko: Oh, good point.

Mukuro: I bet KUWABARA did it! He's always had it out for my little Hiei.

Kuwabara: ARE YOU CRAZY LADY?!?! For one thing the phantom dyed Hiei's hair right in front of me while I was trying to kill him. Secondly he made Yukina faint!

Mukuro: Oh, good point.

Bui: I bet I did it!

Everyone: 0_0

Bui: Hehehe jk. I wanted to see if you guys were paying attention to me, cus I don't have say a lot. ^_^;;;;;;;;;;;

Kuwabara: anyway, it's my turn to accuse someone. I bet URIMESHI did it! He's the only one left.

Yusuke: And just WHY exactly am I the only one left?

Kuwabara: Because neither you or Kieko have had their hair dyed, and your not in either the Kurama or Hiei fanclubs. And speaking of fanclubs why don't I have one?!?!?!?!

Hiei: *wakes up * Because, baka, you are a sorry excuse for a fighter, you have no good looks to speak of, and you are an I-D-I-O-T

Kuwabara: I'll deal with you later midget. Anyway, where was I? Oh yes, URIMESHI DID IT! Without a doubt.

Phantom: *appears and dyes Yusuke's hair peach * Muhahahaha guess again KUWABAKA!!!! You'll never guess who I am! NEVER!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAH *disappears *

Yusuke: NOW do you think I'm the phantom?!?!?!?!!?

Kuwabara: Oops my bad, sorry Urimeshi ^_^;;;;;;;;

Yoko: Hey Yusuke, aren't you supposed to scream at the sight of your ugly colored hair and faint like the rest of us except for Karasu who fainted because Kuronue told him that I wasn't a natural silver?

Yusuke: Oh yeah, I forgot. Thanks Yoko. AHHHHHHHHH MY BEAUTIFUL BLACK HAIR!!! *faints * x_x

Everyone: ^_^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Kuwabara: *scratching head * that leaves only two possible suspects, Kieko and Yomi. We know Kieko didn't do it, because she was standing right next to me when Yusuke got hit. Then its got to be YOMI!!!!!! GET HIM!!!!

Everyone: *gets up and charges towards Yomi *

Yomi: *puts up his hand * Only one problem.

Everyone: *stops in tracks *

Yomi: I'm BLIND!!! HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DYE PEOPLE'S HAIR IF I'M BLIND!!!!!

Kuwabara: Good point

Yusuke: Wait a minute. How did you fight in the tournament then?

Yomi: Laser surgery of course. But I got ripped off, and my eye sight went poof again after the tournament. Stupid doctors, don't know what they're doing. >_<

Everyone: *sweat drop *

Kuwabara: Well then, who did it?

Everyone: Not us!

Yusuke: I bet I know what happened

Kuwabara: Really?

Yusuke: Yup. Here it is. Everyone gather in close.

Everyone: *Gathers in real close *

Kuwabara: YAY STORY TIME!!! I love story time!

Yusuke: Ok then no more interruptions. Ok, our story begins. Kieko, Botan and myself are in this hair salon. I ask why we're here. Botan says it's because I was bored. Kieko adds that we have been broke and we need the money because she's having a baby. I faint. Then Kuwabara walks in, and…

Hiei: *interrupts * I don't mean to interrupt this "story" but how about you skip to the part where the phantom comes in.

Yusuke: *sweat drops * yeah, that would probably take away most of the three hours I thought would be needed if I had to tell the whole story.

Everyone: *sweatdrop*

Yusuke: Ok, well anyway. The two crazy girls and the boy leave, and just as we are closing the store Mukuro and Bui enter, throwing the door wide open. This allows open passageway for the phantom to enter the shop. He lurks behind the plastic fern to the right of the door, and waits for the opportune moment. The moment occurs for him to strike. Hiei is the easiest target, as he is sugar high. He strikes. Everyone believes that this is the work of the evil, rabid pink bunny. After the next two victims fall into his clutches we realize that these evil deeds can only be the work of one being. One being so vile, so evil, so completely cutthroat, that no one in all three worlds dares not utter it. These doings, can only be the work of…. THE PHANTOM OF THE HAIR SALON!

*Lightening flashes outside *

Yusuke: Even now he lurks in the shadows, waiting, waiting, waiting for that opportune moment to strike again when we least expect it. He could be here. He could be there. No one knows where he will be next.

Everyone: 0_0

Yoko: Ok, so who is the phantom?

Yusuke: I thought you knew already. I was just about to ask who the phantom was.

Everyone: -_-;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Phantom: *appears behind Kieko as she is staring wide eyed at her husband and dyes her hair yellowish green, like the color of mountain dew. * MUHAHAHAHAHAHAH that is a good story Yusuke, I'm glad you've heard of me! Now I shall continue making a name for myself! Everyone a thousand years from now will tell the legend of the Phantom of the Hair Salon, and tremble in fear of the name! MUHAHAHAHAHAH *disappears *

Yoko: Hmmm that voice sounded awfully familiar.

Hiei: So did his cocky attitude.

Kuwabara: Who do you think it is?

Yoko and Hiei: SUZUKA!

Phantom: *appears in doorway and throws in Suzuka * WRONG! GUESS AGAIN! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU'LL NEVER FIGURE IT OUT! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA *disappears *

Darkdemonchild: Hehehehehe do YOU know who the phantom is? ^_^ that was so much fun writing. Only problem is is it took me forever to write, and now my back hurts. -_- Well, anyway, please review! ^_~