Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Yu Yu Hakusho Insaneness! WHAT?! ❯ First Victim, Kurama! ( Chapter 1 )

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Zell89: Welcome and enjoy. ^_^ *laughs* For your entertainment for tonight, Kurama has created a poem for you.

(Kurama is pushed on stage by Yusuke and Hiei. Both are trying hard not to fall over from laughing)

Kurama: Do I have to do this?

Zell89: *nods, walks over to him, and whispers in his ear* I don't want to have to get my friend out here do I. ^_~ (Kurama sweat dropped)

Kurama: That won't be necessary. (Hiei and Yusuke fell on the ground laughing, Zell89 trying hard not to join them on the floor)

Zell89: *Laughing* Take it away Kurama. *Falls on the floor laughing*

(Kurama walked towards the middle of the stage and sounds of punches and soft thuds can be heard in the background. Yusuke is laying swirly eyed (@_@) on the floor, Zell89 and Hiei now laughing at Yusuke. Kaiko was still hitting Yusuke and calling him a jerk. Kurama sweat dropped again and began.)

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Ode to my Rose Whip (Kurama to his weapon)

Oh, my lovely rose

Your thorns protect and serve

The way you move through the air

The noiseless attacks you make

Oh, how you look

Your sweet scent in the air

Covering the worlds musk

Lovely red in color

A healthy green, my rose

Oh, how strong you are

How you can cut through everything

The mighty you have fallen

Weak ones run when they see you coming

Strong ones try to stand against you

Oh, my exquisite rose

When I live you do

Life long happiness, we can both find in each other

People pass in the night

Oh, my formidable rose

For you will never leave me

For I can control you

Never will I purposely hurt you

Try I will to protect you

Oh, delicate friend

Through me your life is long

No other plants can compare to you

Weapon when I command

For now be a rose like any other

Filling the world with your splendor and sweet scent

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Zell89: Next time, who will be the entertainment? Plus a special guest. ^_~

Kurama: Its not your friend is it?

Zell89: Maybe *shrugs* (Kurama sweat dropped)

Zell89: Please read and review!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks. ^_^