Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Yu Yu Hakusho Insaneness! WHAT?! ❯ Yusuke's Dare, the Author's visit! ( Chapter 4 )

Dislcailmer: I don't own any characters mentioned except for Zell and Christie (myself).

Zell: Today on YYH Insaneness, more new people and the Author is coming for a visit.

Hiei: What's the author like baka?

Zell: You'll find out. ^_^

Laura: The Author? Oh you must mean Christie.

Zell: Yeah that's her. Anyway she's coming to tell us something, and maybe she'll stay a while.

Hiei: Hn.

Denisse: Who are the other people coming Zell?

Laura: You should let Kurama go Denisse. (she pointed to Kurama) Blue isn't his color.

Denisse: (looked down at Kurama who was slumped towards the floor) Guess your right. Where is Yoko Kurama by the way?

Laura: Right here. ^_^ (she pulled on the leash in her hand and Yoko Kurama walked over to her from where he was standing) We are going on a date later. ^_^

Yoko Kurama: ¬_¬ (sarcasticly) Fun.

Denisse: Where did you get the leash from?

Laura: (walked over to her and dragged Yoko along with her) I don't know I just found it laying on the ground. There was actually two of them, you want one?

Denisse: Sure. (she took it from Laura and put it on Kurama) ^_^

Zell: Ooookkkkk.....now lets see who is coming today... (a piece of paper appears in his hand) Ah yes... Megz *reading the paper* age 12...long brown hair...khaki capri's, green shirt... hyper...says here she is even shorter than you Hiei... oh and she's a kitsune like you Yoko. Ouch Laura!

Laura: Where is Christie?

Zell: (Holding his head) I don't know hold on, I need to tell who the other people are. Ok Miyuki: black hair and red eyes. And the last one on this paper is...Mystic: watery blue eyes...long wavy black hair...shy...easily scared...a Yusuke hater *laughs*

Yusuke: Hey! What did I do to her?

Zell: (Another piece of paper appears in his hand) Says here she thinks your a jerk... Hey Hiei, seems like you got a fan club starting, *laughs at what it says on the paper* says here you are strong, cute, and noble.

Hiei: Hn..as long as they don't choke me and they stay away from me.

Kuwabara: Cute...noble? That shrimp ain't cuter than me! How come no girl likes me?

Hiei: Come say that to my face baka!

Zell: (sweat dropping) Boys, boys, boys...stop fighting so we can begin. (The 4 girls walked onto stage, Christie walking over to where Laura and Zell was, Megz, Mystic, and Miyuki following closely behind.)

Laura: CHRISIE!! YAY!!

Christie: (sweat dropped) Hey sis! (a/n inside joke ^_~) Zell! Laura did you get the leashes?

Laura: Yup! ^_^

Zell: Ok what did you need to tell us?

Christie: Is Archer here?

Zell: ^_^' You should know your the writer.

Christie: Oh yeah. ^_^ Sorry. (A/N Archer is one of my characters from another story that I wrote, he might show up later). Ok, I decide that this is going to be a crossover fic with Rurouni Kenshin and maybe Samurai Deeper Kyo.

Hiei: Great more bakas.

Christie: Hiei I think you may like Demon Eyes Kyo. He is sorta just like you...red eyes...bad temper...master swordsman...and he also doesn't show how much he cares for the ones he loves. Quite like a certain fire demon I know towards his sister. The only thing really different is that he is at least twice your height.

Hiei: I didn't know Zell had a sister.

Zell: I don't.

Christie: (whispering so low only Hiei and Yoko Kurama could hear) You know what I am talking about baka.

Hiei: Hn.

Christie: ^_^ Sorry guys we're forgetting our guests. Mystic you wanted to meet Hiei, right?

Yusuke: Your the one who called me a jerk!

(Mystic hid behind Christie and the other newcomers even more)

Hiei: Don't scare her even more Yusuke.

Yusuke: Why? Because she likes you?

Hiei: No...she reminds me of Yukina in a way...

Kuwabara: YOU LIKE YUKINA TOO!?

Christie: Kuwabara?

Kuwabara: Yes?

Christie: Good bye.

Kuwabara: What?!

(A piece of paper and a pen appeared in her and she crossed something out, Kuwabara disappeared)

Hiei: At least my fan girls aren't crazed like Kurama's are, (he pointed towards Laura and Denisse with the leashes in their hands) in either form.

Christie: Miyuki and Megz are going to be my side host for this show. ^_^' Umm.....where is Megz?

Miyuki: I don't know she left a little while ago. She said something about needing more sugar and the Eiffel tower. Oh and she gave me this (she held out a walky-talky).

Zell: Why a walky-talky?

Christie: (shrugs) Well...she started towards where the stunt for today is supposed to take place, at least. Lets see....how are we all going to get to Paris when we are all in cyber space? Hmmm.....................................................

Miyuki: I KNOW! Ok let me type in this *types in "Eiffel Tower" in the lap top that appeared out of no-where*. Here we go *she clicked on a site and they all appeared next to the Eiffel Tower*.

Denisse: It's not going to be Kurama doing the stunt, is it? (She held Kurama tighter, who was just starting to wake up)

Laura; Lets go get something to eat Denisse, with our Kuramas. It could be like a double date. ^_^

(Every one sweat dropped and watched them go off towards a little café)

Christie: (calls over to them to just come back when ever they are done)

Megz: (bouncing up and down, hyper) Guys your finally here!!! Ok, we decided that Yusuke will be the on to do this stunt.

Miyuki: ^_^' And the stunt is to slide down the banister of the Eiffel Tower.

Zell: I wanted to say that! :'( Oh well....I get to be the host again next show. ^_^

Yusuke: (Who was falling a sleep because there was no one to fight) What?!

(Megz started to explain so fast no one could understand. Then she started to run in a circle and she tackled Hiei)

Hiei: @_@

Megz: (suddenly sitting up) I want ice cream! Does any one have any ice cream?

Everyone besides Hiei: No

Hiei: Sweet Snow is over there. (He pointed to a little cart with a man scooping ice cream into cups)

Megz: Does any one have any money?

Everyone else: No

Megz: Ok ^_^

(Every turned and started towards the Eiffel tower and went into the elevator to go up to the top. When they were at the top they noticed that Megz and Hiei was missing. A minute later they heard screams below them and they looked over the side to see Megz running away with ice cream in her arms and Hiei watching with amusement. Every one shrugged and Yusuke looked towards the banister of the stairs)

Yusuke: Do I really have to do it?

Miyuki and Christie: Yes (They grabbed Yusuke and dragged him to the banister. When he was on it they pushed him down before he could complain any farther.)

(Every ran over to the side of the Eiffel tower to see Yusuke when he got down there. Yusuke stumbled out of the building and passed out. Every one sweated dropped. They all got into the elevator again and rode down to the ground floor.)

Christie: I guess we should go see if he is alright.

Zell: He looks alright. See he is getting up right now.

(Yusuke walked over to the group and smiled)

Yusuke: Can I do that again?

Christie: Sure....if you want to but we were just going to head back now, once we get Laura, Denisse, and the Kuramas back.

Yusuke: Oh :(

Christie: Megz why don't you go get them and meet us back at the show, ok?

Megz: Sure. ^_^ *thinking that maybe I'll get some more sugar*

Miyuki: (has the lap top out again) Let me just click here again and (the group was sent back to the show) there we go. ^_^

Zell: Guess that's all for this show. Next time on YYH Insaneness, anime crossover time?

Miyuki: And as always please read and review. ^_^ Thanks!