Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Yu Yu High School ❯ Yusuke ( Chapter 1 )

Disclaimer thingy: No, I do not own anyone from Yuyu Hakusho, or anything regarding them, including it's creator, which I wish was me! So please do not sue me!^_^

Let's see, this fic of mine starts out with a bored Yusuke, and the head of the school board happily rounding up kids to join his wonderful fantasy of school! (Don't we all...*rolls eyes*)

Yusuke: Damn, this is boring. Koenma hasn't given me a job as spirit detective for ages.

He was walking the streets of the city and had passed Main and Burnside at least 50 times. The old abandoned school that was on that street that was actually 'un-abandoned', looked really busy at the time, well more busy than 5 minutes ago. It seems that the school was being rebuilt and decorated, but for why? Yusuke was walking down the street with his hands behind his head when a shifty looking man approached him.

Shifty Looking Man: Hi kid!

Yusuke: What's up geezer?

SLM: Huh? Geezer? Who are you calling geez-...er, I mean...how has your day been, son?

Yusuke: Yeah, damn boring that's what. I've walked past this building at least 50 times today, and I've noticed a couple changes...

SLM: What kind of changes do you mean?

The SLM asked this as if he had something to hide. Yusuke, noticing this, took what course of action he thought was proper.

Yusuke: Yeah...well, I was thinkin that maybe me and a couple friends of mine might want to use this place as a sort of meeting place, or a spot to stay away from our parents...

Yusuke rubbed his chin. Not that Hiei or Kurama HAD parents anyway. Maybe this could be a kind of place to hang out, stay over, or maybe even have a couple bouts with each other seeing as this place had a couple mat rooms. The SLM suddenly slid an unwary arm over Yusuke's shoulders.

SLM: Well, I'm sorry kid, but this place is already under remodeling. It will be turned into the best high school there ever was!

The SLM now opened his arms to the sky and had a dreamy looking gleam in his eyes. At that last statement, Yusuke, surprised by this, dropped his chin down to the ground like they do in those old classics, like bugs bunny and such.

Yusuke: SCHOOL?! Here? How can you...? You can't...No one wants...SCHOOL?!

The SLM nodded his head with his arms folded.

SLM: That's right kid! You're the first kid I've met today, so you get the joy of knowing that you're the first kid to attend! Isn't that great?!

Yusuke: Yeah...great...

SLM: Well, here's all your paperwork, just have your parents fill out the forms and we'll be ready to see you tomorrow!

Yusuke: TOMORROW?! The school's not even finished yet!

SLM: Ah-hah, but there are enough classes finished with remodeling, so that all of you can start an early education!

He stacks a 3-foot pile of paperwork and forms to fill out, onto Yusuke's reluctant arms.

SLM: I'm sorry kid, but seeing as how there are many needy children out there, I'll need to get going to save all the little illiterate children there are in the world!

The SLM shoots an arm up into the sky. He stands proudly(actually stupidly) as he begins his march down the street and turning the corner.

Yusuke: Weird guy. Hell no, I am NOT going to school. Ah well, my mom won't fill out these papers anyway.

Yusuke sighs as he trudges home with a 3-foot stack of papers to show to his mom. When was the last time he showed his mom anything? And what about Kuwabara, Hiei, or Kurama? Will they have to go to school, too? Find out in the next chapter of Yuyu High School!