Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Yusuke’s and Hiei’s excellent ADVENTURE! ❯ Tour Guide ( Prologue )

Yusuke's and Hiei's excellent ADVENTURE!

Be excellent to each other, and PARTY ON DUDES!

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Tour Guide
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Yusuke laid on the couch, legs over the side, head resting on the arm. His face plastered with a bored expression as he stared at the blank T.V screen.
“Ah! WHY ISN'T THERE ANYTHING TO DO?” Yusuke shouted, as the door to his apartment slammed open.
“YUSUKE YOU GOT MAIL!” Kuwabara shouted, as he entered the room. “MAIL TIME, MAIL TIME, MAIL TIME!!”
Yusuke bolted up from the couch and stood next to Kuwabara and joined in the song.
“Here's the mail, it never fails, and it makes me want to wag my tail!” They both started to shake their bottoms and continued singing their little ditty. “When it comes I want to wail…” They both looked at each other, “MAIL!!!” Yusuke and Kuwabara frantically shook their hands in the air, also known as spirit fingers.
“What the hell was that outburst of the random song?!” Hiei shouted, as he leaned in the windowsill.
“I think it was an American song, from a T.V show for little children.” Kurama said as he stepped into the door.
“Blue Clues, man. Blue Clues!” Kuwabara said, as he shook his head, disgusted how Kurama had lack of knowledge of the show. “For a genius, your sure are stupid.”
“Why the hell where you singing that damn song in the first place?” Hiei growled as he jumped from the sill, into the room.

“Uh, well, I don't know exactly, Kuwabara?” Yusuke said as, he turned to Kuwabara, as if he had discovered something outrageous.
“Well, you see my fellow Yusuke, my rival in combat, you see, I found this suspicious looking paper outside your door, in a man's hand, dressed weirdly. So, I took it, and ran in here.” Kuwabara answered, in an all-knowing-manner.
“What about the song?” Hiei, asked, in an almost-ready-to-kill-the-stupid-carrot tone.
“Lookie here shrimp, that song is the bomb digitty bisstist, and it seemed such a radical time to say, down with that yo?” Kuwabara turned to Yusuke.
“EXCELENT!!” They both shouted as they played air- guitar quickly.
“Kurama, did they get their heads smashed in too much in the last battle and loose the few brain cells they had left?” Hiei, asked, as he turned to Kurama.
“Well,” Kurama looked at Yusuke and Kuwabara who were dancing and singing once more. A sweat dropped formed on the back of his head. “I'm not sure…”
“Hey, wait, what does the mail say anyway?” Yusuke asked, stopping all of a sudden.
“It says…” Kuwabara looks down. “Resident!” Kuwabara has a big smile on his face, he feels so accomplished.
“Hey, that's for me!” Yusuke snatches, excited he got mail.
He plopped back down on the couch and started to rip open the seal. He read over it, quickly and then a smile appeared.
“Yes!” Yusuke shouted, as he exaggerated on the`s'.
“What is it, Yusuke?” Kurama asked.
“I get to go on a free vacation!!” He jumped up, and started to do the monkey.
“Ugh, lucky!” Kuwabara pouted.
“Just for two! Hm, maybe I can get Keiko with me, a little alone time, hmmm…” Yusuke looked pure evil now.
“Yeah, she sure will Yusuke, sure will.” Kuwabara turned away, and made a crazy sign with his fingers by spinning around his head and pointed with his other finger at Yusuke at the same time.
“So, where do you get to go?” Kurama asked.
“Some place where I get to watch all these sweet American movies, non-stop for one week! That's what I call a vacation!” Yusuke said, drooling. “Maybe there are hot babes there…maybe I shouldn't bring Keiko…” He looked around. “Any takers here?”
“I'm sorry, Yusuke, I would love to go, but my mother hasn't been well for last couple of days and I must study for exams, maybe another time.” He smiled apologetically.
“Kurama, do you have any fun?” Yusuke said, with an open-jawed expression.
“Damn it all, I would go too, but Eikichi…” A dreamy expression comes onto his face.
“Ah, who cares `bout that flee-attraction, fuzz-ball anyway?” Yusuke turned, to Hiei, yet again, Yusuke has an evil smile.
“No.” Hiei said flatly.
“Ah, Hiei, don't be such a party-pooper!” Yusuke said, as he approached Hiei.
“Get away, Detective, or I'll slice that grin off your face.” Hiei said, as he reached for his katana.
“Nah-uh, boys, no rough play in the house!” A voice said from behind everyone.
“Who's that?” Kuwabara spun around, as he looked at the walls, as they talked.
“Yeah, it would be nice of you stop spinning around.” The voice said.
“Yeah, right.” Kuwabara stopped to face a young-teenaged girl.
She was dressed in a dark pink outfit. With a dark blue skirt that flowed down, just above her knees. The girl had light brown hair, which went to the middle of her back, with piercing green eyes like Kurama.
“Oh, pretty lady!” Kuwabara squealed.
“Oh my, I think you should have kept spinning, sir. You are just burning my eyes out with…” Kuwabara cut her off.
“With how handsome I am?” he said with a proud look, as flowers flew behind him.
“Well, no. Sorry, but you just burn my eyes. Your face his horrible to look at. I'm sorry.” She looked around at Yusuke, as Kuwabara hit the floor, in a dark corner, crying. “Ah, Master Yusuke.” She said as she walked towards him.
“What the hell is some random girl doing in my house?” Yusuke asked aloud.
“Sorry, I didn't introduce myself, I'm Manna. Your tour guide to your vacation. I'm here to bring you.” She smiled.
“Oh, yeah…wait, how the hell did you get here?!” Yusuke shouted.
“I walked through the door…Was I wrong? Should I have crawled? Or maybe gone through the window…yes that would have made a fascinating entrance…” Manna started to mumble to herself then she shouted, “No, I should have popped out of the refrigerator!!!”
“YEAH!! THAT WOULD AWESOME!” Kuwabara shouted.

“Mr. Carrot, please shut-up.”
“She's so mean!” Kuwabara started to cry into Kurama's shoulder, who awkwardly patted him on the back.
“So…Manna, when are we leaving?” Yusuke said, interrupted her thoughts.
“As soon as you put him on conscious.” She pointed towards Hiei.
“What?” Hiei asked, disturbed by the girl.
“I heard you say you didn't want to come when Yusuke chose you, but the rules state that once the Resident chose the person to come, they cannot refuse. So if you are not coming willingly, then I will have to use force.” She smiled.
“Huh?” Everyone said in unison.
Manna gave a sigh and then said, “Watch.” She disappeared and reappeared behind Hiei. She had an oversized frying pan in her hand.
“What the hell…!” Hiei started to say, as the frying pan came down on his head.
Hiei slummed to the floor, unconscious.
“Now that's what I call Girl Power!” Kuwabara yelled.
“I told you to be quiet, Mr. Carrot.” As she raised the frying pan.
“NO DON'T!! I DON'T WANNA DIE!! I'M STILL A VIRGIN!”
“Unnecessary information, even though it was obvious, it's still not wanted!!” Yusuke yelled, covering his ears.
“Master Yusuke, we must leave, the bus should be arriving now.” She looked at her watch.
“Yeah…hold on let me get a few things.” He grabbed some clothes, shoved them into a bag, and the he picked Hiei up. Yusuke stared at him and then shrugged and shoved him into the bag also. “Alright, I'm ready.”
“Alright, good-bye.” Manna nodded to Kurama and Kuwabara, as she and Yusuke walked out the door.
A large purple and green bus floated down onto Yusuke's doorstep, even though it was an apartment building, it squeezed in, leaving Yusuke in aw.

“Excellence!” As he played air guitar.
“Right on.” Manna said as she hopped into the bus.
“See ya.” Yusuke waved to Kurama and Kuwabara.
Kuwabara was clinging to Kurama, his eyes closed. As the bus lifted into the air, it squeezed back out into the open air. Suddenly it spontaneously combusted!
“Oh dear…” Kurama said.
“Is the scary lady with the large over sized frying pan that knocked Hiei out and came after me gone?” Kuwabara whimpered.
“Yeah…they are gone.” Kurama said, shoving Kuwabara off.
“What should we do now?” Kuwabara asked, wiping a tear from his eye.
“SCRABLE!” Kurama said, excitedly.
“Eh, why the hell not?” Kuwabara headed inside.


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End of Chapter!

Lya: How do you think Kuwabara will do in scrabble, Aya?

Aya: scrabble is hard….. *plays scrabble with Kurama*

Lya: sure as hell it is… so yeah…STOP PLAYING!! *attacks board* we must RESEARCH!! PARTY ON!

Aya: BE EXCELLENT TO EACH OTHER!!!!! YAY!!! *throws confetti*

 

Kuwabara: *tied up in a corner* mfft!!

Manna: I said shut up!

Kuwabara: *cries*

Hiei: you wuss…

Yusuke: you got knocked out by her Hiei…*laughs*

Lya: well, I think we should end our talk here, Aya, anything to add before these viewers become reviewers?

Aya: YOU BETTER FUNKIN REVIEW!!!!!

 

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