Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Yusuke's Nightmare. ❯ One-Shot

Whoo~ yet anothet one shot from me^^ If you like what you have just read please leave a review.

Yusuke: MOM! I'm going to school.

Atsuko: Oh no you don't! (throws brick at Yusuke's head) get back here.

Yusuke: (blacks out for a few hours then wakes up) Mom what is it?

Atsuko: Here. (hands Yusuke a wedding ring)

Yusuke: Um well I'd love to but I'm your goddamn son!

Atsuko: It's not for you. You need to marry someone.

Yusuke: Im freakin fourteen years old!

Atsuko: And I am your mother and you need to get married!

Yusuke: TO WHO MOM?!

Atsuko: Keiko or Butoon.

Yusuke: Botan you mean?

Atsuko: No Keiko.

Yusuke: But Keiko gets PMS every JC Penney one day only sale!

Atsuko: They have those sales just about every other day. Yesterday I went there with the girls and we saw the cutest...

Yusuke: (interrupts) My point exactly!

Atsuko: (blinks) Shouldn't you be at school?

Yusuke: Damnit! I forgot I have to go talk to Koenma in the day care first.

Atsuko: FINE! (slams door)

Yusuke: (looks at ring) Maybe I should give this to Kuwabara.... he's stupid.

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At the daycare....

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Koenma: Goo goo gee gee ga ga whoo!

Yusuke: (slaps Koenma)

Koenma: What is it Yusuke? It's almost time for milk and cookies.

Yusuke: I think it's time you gave me a raise.

Koenma: But I don't pay you.

Yusuke: But I'm working....

Koenma: I know isn't it great? (smile)

Yusuke: I need money Koenma!

Koenma: Fine I'll give you $500 for every case you solve.

Yusuke: Really?

Koenma: No you jackass. I don't have that kind of money ask my father.

Yusuke: (leaves for school)

Yusuke walks to the roof of the school and finds Kuwabara with his hair and outfit looking like Yusuke's.

Kuwabara: I'm Yusuke! Keiko is so sexy... damn Botan... connect four!

Yusuke: (pushes Kuwabara off roof and watches him fall) Where's Keiko when you need someone to marry?

Keiko: (appraoches Yusuke) Kuwabara fell off the roof!

Yusuke: (gets on knees then holds Keiko's hand) Keiko, will you marry me? (slips ring on her finger)

Kuwabara: I'M A JERK! mmmmmmmmm pie....

Yusuke: Kuwabara what are you doing?

Kuwabara: To beat Urameshi you must think like Urameshi.

Yusuke: (pushes him off roof again) To beat a moron you must hurt one.

Keiko: Yes.

Kuwabara: owie my hip is broken....

Yusuke: So can we get married today?

Keiko: No, I'm free Saturday.

Yusuke: It's a date, I mean wedding.

Keiko: Oh wait it's Thursday*. I'm not suppose to like men.

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Down at bar after school.....

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Yusuke: You know guys I don't get it. Why is it that no girl likes me on Thursday*?

Hiei: You are talking to the wrong guy....

Kurama: You know it's not Thursday* everywhere. In Yu-Gi-Oh it's Wednesday and Ranma 1/2 Sunday.

Yusuke: That's it! I'll cross over into another anime!

Travel agent: Great that will be $300.

Yusuke: (pays up then crosses into another cell) OK there's got to be some hot girl somewhere....

Tea: Mako you're awesome!

Mako: Yes the sea and all that live in it shall be on our friends super girl Tea.

Tea: Thank you.

Mako: Thank you for being thanked.

Tea: Isn't it wonderful to be thanked?

Mako: Have a muffin. (gives her muffin)

Yusuke: Weird.... (goes into Ranma 1/2 cell)

Ranma:(runs by)

Shampoo: (chases with inflatable hammer) Shampoo likes it when you play hard to get!

Yusuke: Um...

Shampoo: (looks at Yusuke) ME SHAMPOO! (chases Ranma again)

Akane: (growls and trips Ranma)

Ranma: (falls in water and turns into girl) Meep.

Yusuke: I'm leaving...

Shampoo: Must kill! (beats girl Ranma)

Yusuke: (goes back into his own anime cell) What day is it?

Botan: It's your lucky day....

Yusuke: (looks and sees wedding altar and decorations) It's a dream come true.

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45 minutes later...

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Preacher: I now pronounce you mand and wife. You may kiss the bride. (stabs self)

Yusuke: (lifts wedding veil)

Kuwabara: Now I'm Kazuma Urameshi! (takes veil off completely and tosses it in air)

Yusuke: (wakes up from being hit in head with brick) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Keiko: Shut up I'm sleeping. (throws shoe at Yusuke)

Yusuke: We're married Keiko?

Keiko: Want a muffin?

Yusuke: (takes closer look at Keiko and realizes it's Tea) I'm going back to bed. (knocks self out)

*Thursday- At my school every Thursday is celebrated as lesbian Thursday. It's a time when my friends and I get together, and act homosexual for one day.