Yu Yu Hakusho

Love or Confused Fillings

Chapter 5

"Is it just me or are those two avoiding each other for some reason." Miroke asked.

"They're defiantly avoiding each other." Kurama said.

"Why though?" Miroke asked.

"You don't want to know that answer. If you did it would be driving you nuts." Kurama said.

"How do you know it would drive me nuts?" Miroke asked.

"Because it's driving me nuts." Kurama said glancing over to Miroke.

"How do you know why they're avoiding each other?" Miroke asked.

"Well Hiei told me some thing and I accidentally told Himeko and now this is going on." Kurama said.

"What did Hiei tell you?" Miroke asked very interested at this point.

"Oh come on Miroke think about it. Hiei told me some thing and I accidentally told Himeko. Get it now?" Kurama asked.

"Are you serious. Well that don't tell me why they're avoiding each other. Even though it's kind of funny watching one walk into the Kitchen and a second later the other one walk out." Miroke said and sniggered.

In The Kitchen!

"HIEI!!!" Himeko yelled.

"Oh now this is going to be fun. Come on Kurama." Miroke said and pulled Kurama off the couch and to the Kitchen.

"We should leave them alone." Kurama said.

"They will be alone. We'll just be watching." Miroke said.

"What?" Hiei asked walking into the Kitchen.

"Look at the mess you made. Are you going to clean it!?" Himeko said very annoyed. Every time she cleaned the kitchen he came in and tried to fix some thing to eat. Which left food every where.

"No! That's your job…" Hiei said and immediately wished he hadn't.

"I'M NOT YOUR DAMN FUCKING MADE! YOU MADE THIS MESS NOW YOU CLEAN IT UP! Understand me." Himeko said in a very threatening tone.

"DON'T THREATEN ME!" Hiei yelled back.

"DON'T TEMPT ME HIEI!!" Himeko yelled.

"Fine! What ever." Hiei said and started for the door.

"And where do you think you going." Himeko said and picked Hiei up by the back of his shirt.

"Put me down." Hiei whined.

"Are you going to clean it?" Himeko asked.

"Yes. Just put me down." Hiei said.

"Fine. You can't leave this kitchen until every thing is back the way I had it." Himeko said and put Hiei back on his feet. He turned around and looked at the kitchen.

"That's impossible. I'll never get that done." Hiei whined.

"Well I guess you'll be spending a lot of time in here now won't you." Himeko said.

"That's not fair." Hiei said. He regretted saying that too.

"OH IT'S NOT FAIR TO MAKE YOU CLEAN IT ONE TIME. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I HAD TO CLEAN IT BECAUSE YOU MADE A MESS AND WOULDN'T CLEAN IT YOURSELF!!!!" Himeko yelled.

"OK, OK, OK I'm sorry. Now chill out a bit. I'll clean it." Hiei said.

"And since you two are so very interested in our conversation you can help him." Himeko said opening the door to the kitchen and grabbing Miroke and Kurama by the ears and pulling them into the room.

"Oh that is not fair." Miroke said.

"Hey I've had to clean this kitchen after you two too." Himeko said and crossed her arms.

"Not as much though." Kurama whined. And got a death glare from Hiei.

"None of you are allowed to leave until its back to the way I had it." Himeko said.

"Oh come on that is seriously not fair. We were just trying to figure out why you two had been avoiding each other." Miroke whined. And Himeko turned bright red then stomped out of the kitchen. Hiei started to blush too but hid it while he stated to clean his mess up.

Up In Himeko's Room!

<OH I can't believe she brought that up.> Himeko thought while she lay across her bed. She looked over to a picture on her dresser. It had Hiei, Kurama, Miroke, and of course her.

"Now why can't it just be that simple and fun again?" Himeko asked herself then rolled over.

Back In The Kitchen!

"Hey Hiei where does this go?" Kurama asked.

"I don't know ask Miroke." Hiei said.

"Why ask me you're the one that got us into this mess." Miroke said.

"You're a woman. And it's a woman's way of arranging things." Hiei said.

"Oh so automatically since this is the kitchen I'm supposed to know where every thing goes." Miroke yelled.

"I didn't say that. All I said is since you're a woman you'd have a better chance of guessing where Himeko puts things." Hiei said.

"Oh OK! What ever." Miroke said.

"Kurama did you figure out where that thing went?" Hiei asked.

"No! I put it over there on the table." Kurama said and pointed at the table. Hiei stood up and looked over the counter to the table.

"That goes over here. That's the cookie jar." Miroke said and grabbed it then put it on the counter in front of Hiei.

"Oh that's where it went." Kurama said.

"When we get this done we're going to have Himeko come back down here and check it out. And if we're right we're going to sketch and little map of where every thing goes in this stupid kitchen." Hiei said out of frustration.

Later That Night Around 10pm!

"Are you guys done yet?" Himeko asked as she walked down the stares. She walked into the kitchen to find Kurama and Miroke setting down at the kitchen table asleep. But she couldn't find Hiei. So she walked around the counter and spotted him lying there asleep with the cabinet door open and half way stocked. Himeko couldn't help but laugh at the sight.

<He actually thought I ment 'exactly the way I left it.' I'm not that evil people.> Himeko thought. Himeko finished cleaning for them then tried to wake Hiei up.

"Come on Hiei wake up." Himeko said and shook him a bit.

"Hum…what…" Hiei said groggily.

"How long have you guys been asleep?" Himeko asked.

"What I haven't been to sleep." Hiei said.

"Then I just woke up and canned vegetable." Himeko said and smiled at him.

"What?!" Hiei asked confused.

"Nothing don't worry about it Hiei. Come on lets get you to bed." Himeko said and started to laugh a little.

"But we're not done." Hiei said.

"Yeah you are look." Himeko said and pointed behind Hiei.

"We didn't do all that." Hiei said in dis belief.

"Your right you didn't. I finished it." Himeko said and smiled sweetly at Hiei.

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Authors Note: hey waz up people. Sorry I had to make this chapter hilarious. Well I think it is hilarious any way. Please review and tell me what you think of it. Should I keep going or just stop?