Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ YYH Doing Stupid ❯ Chickens and Eggs ( Chapter 2 )

Chickens and Eggs

George: Which came first: the chicken or the egg?

Botan: The egg, of course!

George: Where did the egg come from?

Botan: (sweatdrop) Er... from Koenma-sama? ^^

Kuwabara: (huffs importantly) The chicken!

George: Where did the chicken came from?

Kuwabara: (stares blankly) Um...ah...hmm...grr...(thinks hard)...hmm...(gives up)...argh! Go ask Kurama!

Yusuke: Err...the egg? No, wait... the chicken... no that can't be... the egg...the chicken...mini-mini-my-ni-mo... ugk! I don't know! Hey, Keiko! Can you answer this question...

Koenma: I'm not sure. Let me call Kami-sama. He ought to know because he created it. Well? What are you doing standing there waiting for my answer, oni? Go get the phone!

George: (sweatdrops) But, Koenma-sama I'm the host of the show...

Koenma: (head swells and fangs appeared) GET MY PHONE!!

George: EEEEEEEPPPPP! (runs off)

Koto shows up now that George is gone. Koto looks around trying to spot Chuu, seeing him looking starry eyed at Natsume, she glares.

Koto: Back to our show, the question was: Which came first the chicken or the egg?

Atsuko: (drunk) The egg.

Koto: Where did the egg came from?

Atsuko: The fridge, you idiot! Go away so I can drink in peace! Chuu! Where's that sake you promised me? ::burp::