Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ YYH Music Videos ❯ Chapter 3

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YYH Music Video Album

Directed by Koritsune Dragonrider

Disclaimers: WHAT THE…?! WHAT ARE HIEI AND KURAMA'S CLOTHES DOING IN THE HALLWAY?!

This next song is very popular by Sir Mixalot. I like this song too. And there is some Yaoi between two of the characters.

Video 3= Baby got Back

Botan and Yukina are on the roof of Yusuke's school when Keiko walks up.

"Oh my God, Botan," said Yukina pointing at Keiko, "look at her butt. It is so big."

"She looks like on of those Reikai Tantei girlfriends," said Botan. "Who understands those Reikai Tantei?"

"They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute, ok? I mean, her butt, it's just so big. I can't believe it's so round. It's like out their. I mean, it's gross. Look, she's just so…"

"Human!" they said as the Urameshi team burst on the roof and started to sing.

"I like big butts and I can not lie," sang Yusuke. "You other brothers can't deny that when a Keiko walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face you get sprung!"

"Wanna pull up front cuz you know that butt was stuffed," sang Kuwabara, "deep in the jeans she's wearing, I'm hooked and I can't stop staring."

"Oh baby, I wanna get with ya," sang Hiei swinging his hips to the music, "and take your picture. My partners tried to warn me but with that but you got me so horny."

"Ooh, rub all that smooth skin," sang Kurama. "You say you want to get in my Benz. Well use me, use me cuz you ain't that average groupie."

"I've seen them dancin'," sang Kuwabara pointing at the girls dancing to the music, shaking their hips. "The hell with romancin'. She's sweat, wet, got it going like a turbo `Vette."

"I'm tired of magazines," sang Yusuke holding up a `Cosmopolitan' and threw it over his shoulder, "saying flat butts the only thing. Take the average demon and ask him that she gotta pack much back, so…"

"Yusuke," yelled Kuwabara looking at his best friend.

"Yeah!" answered Yusuke

"Yusuke!"

"Yeah!"

"Has your girlfriend got the butt?"

"Hell yeah!"

"Well, shake it!" yelled Kuwabara shaking his own.

"Shake it!" yelled the others

"Shake it!"

"Shake it!"

"Shake that healthy butt," yelled the foursome together. "Baby got back!"

"LA face with the Oakland booty," sang Koenma as he appeared on the roof.

"I like them round and big," sang Yusuke. "And when I'm throwin' a gig I just can't help my self. I'm actin' like an animal, now here's my scandal."

And he ran over to Keiko and poked her bottom, which earned him a meeting to the ground.

"I wanna get you home and ugh, double ugh, ugh," sang Youko Kurama thrusting his pelvis. Hiei ran to Kurama and grabbed the fox's tail as the fox sang "I ain't talking about Playboy, cuz silicone parts were made for toys!"

"I want'em real thick and juicy," sang Hiei as Kurama wrapped his tail around the fire demon's waist and drew him close. "So find that juicy double. Hieilot's in trouble, begging for a piece of that bubble."

"So I'm looking at rock videos," sang Kurama. "Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes!"

"You can keep them bimbos," sang Yusuke getting up from the floor, "I'll keep my women like Keiko."

"A word to the thick soul, sista," sang Kuwabara pointing at the girls, "I wanna get with ya, I won't cuss or hit ya, but I gotta be straight when I say I wanna f*** till the break of dawn!"

Kurama had to keep Hiei from chopping the oaf to pieces before the Jaganshi sang his part.

"Baby, I got it goin' on," he sang swinging his hips in front of Kurama, making the fox pant and drool. "A lot of pimps won't like this song, cuz them punks like to hit and quit it. But I'd rather stay and play. Cause I'm long and I'm strong and I'm down to get the friction on!"

"So Yukina," yelled Kuwabara.

"Yeah," answered the Koorime shyly.

"Yukina!" he yelled again.

"Yeah!"

"If you wanna roll in my Mercedes?"

"Yeah!"

"Then turn around, stick it out, even spirits have go to shout. Baby got back!"

"LA face with the Oakland booty," said Koemna leaning against the fence, not really wanting to be there.

"Yeah baby," said Yusuke stepping toward Keiko, "When it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin' to do with my selection. 36," pointing to her chest, "24," to her waist, "36," and poked her butt, "only if she's 5'3" and his face met the ground again.

"So your girlfriend rolls a Honda," sang Hiei behind Kurama, "Playin' work out tapes by Fonda, but Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda. My katana don't want none unless you got buns, hun." And he slapped Kurama's ass and ran away before the fox caught him."

"Hiei!" yelled the youko, catching nothing but air. Looking around he saw that the fire Koorime had disappeared for now. Then he sang his part. "You can do side bends or sit-ups but please don't loose that butt. Some demons wanna play on that hard role and tell you that the butt need to go, so they toss it and leave it and I pull up quick to retrieve it."

"So Cosmo says your fat," sang Yusuke getting up for the second time, "well, I ain't down with that. Cuz your waist is small and your curves are kickin' and I'm thinkin' bout stickin' to the beanpole dames in the magazines. You ain't it Miss Thing."

"Give me a sista I can't resist her,' sang Kuwabara, "red beans and rice didn't miss her. Some knuckleheads tried to dis cuz his girls were on my list. He had game but he chose to hit'em and I pulled up quick to get with'em."

"So ladies if the butt is round," they sang together, "and you want a triple X throw down, dial 1-900-Urameshi Team and kick them nasty thoughts. Baby got back!"

End Video 3

I'm asking a question I'm hoping you could answer. Should I make a sequel video with the girls? Sent your answers please!!