Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ YYH Spoof ❯ Kuwabara and a motorcycle...O_o;; ( Chapter 1 )

Author's Note: jee, I haven't done a spoof in a long time… not since my first account, when I was obsessed with Gundam Wing… >.>;; well, I suppose it's okay…just have to think of what to spoof…lol…I'm getting obsessed with Yu Yu Hakusho (if that's not obvious already..), but I don't know…oh, screw it! I'll spoof YYH!!! Lol…that only took about five minutes…^_^;;

Btw, I don't own YYH or any characters or anything from it… I don't think I've done a disclaimer before, which I guess could have been kinda stupid.. >.>;; but I do own Yoshiko! So =P and my friend owns Hoshiko, and more friends own other random characters…

Everyone: *sits on some piece of cushiony furniture*

Yusuke: *sees a calendar on the wall* April Fool's was yesterday!

Hiei: And you didn't know?

Yusuke: How was I? I was with Keiko the whole day…

Hiei: Precisely.

Yusuke: *starts to get up and attack Hiei*

Kurama: *swiftly gets in between the two* Now now, boys. You're both grown men. We don't need to see you two at each other's throats.

Kuwabara: Yeah, and I don't need to see Urameshi dead! I'm the one that kills him!

Yusuke: *rolls eyes* You've been saying that for years now. Every time you even think about beating me up you end up in ashes before even touching me.

Kuwabara: Urameshi, I'm gonna kill you for that! *gets up and starts to attack Yusuke*

Kurama: *once again swiftly goes between the two just before a fight breaks out* We don't need to see anyone dead right now, thank you.

Yusuke: Nah, he's just scared. He couldn't lay a finger on me even if we didn't fight all the time.

Kuwabara: You wanna make a bet on that, Urameshi?!

Yusuke: I don't bet. And even if I did, I wouldn't waste my bettin' time on some punk-ass guy like you.

Kuwabara: Why, I'll show you a punk-ass! *shoves Kurama out of the way and attacks Yusuke*

Yusuke: *dodges, hardly moving at all, and beats up Kuwabara* See? Pathetic…

Kuwabara: *weakly and muffled* I'll get you for this, Urameshiiiiiiiiiii…*goes unconscious*

Hiei: Hn. Out like a baby.

Yusuke: What do you expect? He is one!

Hiei and Yusuke: *chuckle*

Door: *creaks open*

Kurama: Oh, good. It seems the girls have arrived back, finally.

Girls: Hey guys!

Shizuru: Why is my baby bro lying unconscious on the floor?

Yusuke: He was attacking me so I used self-defense and he's too weak.

Shizuru: *shrugs* simply put enough, I suppose.

Yukina: Is he going to be all right? Should I use my powers to heal him?

Hiei: Hn. There's no reason to worry about that giant bafoon.

Keiko: Yusuke, how many times do I have to tell you, "Stop torturing your friends!" *lets out a frustrated sigh* for the love of-

Female voice: Keiko, is everything all right?

Keiko: *turns around* Oh, yes yes! Everything's just fine! *faces the guys* I forgot to tell you we made new friends today, and they need a place to stay for a while.

Yusuke: Keiko, how many times do I have to tell you, "STOP TELLING PEOPLE THEY CAN LIVE WITH US!!!"?

Keiko: There's no reason to yell at me, Yusuke!

Yusuke: Then stop inviting people to live here!

Keiko: I've only invited your friends and now Yoshiko and Hoshiko and Hannah!

Yusuke: *straightens back* Sure, that's what they all say.

Keiko: *turns red in anger and slaps Yusuke*

Yusuke: *falls to the floor, a deep red hand mark across face* Still pack a wallet…damn…

Keiko: *sighs* Anyways, guys, this is Yoshiko, Hoshiko, and Hannah.

Kurama: *extends hand all three* Lovely to meet you all.

Yoshiko: *accepts hand* Thank you; same to you.

Hoshiko: *accepts Kurama's hand also* What she said. (A/N: my friend is suppose to help on this, but she's not here right now… >.>;; so I have to do this on my own…don't' hurt me! *hides*)

Hannah: *accepts Kurama's hand as well* Same thing.

Hiei: Hn.

Yukina: Oh, Hiei, you can be at least a little more hospitable than that! *has an angry, pouty face*

Hiei: *tries to hold in a laugh* You're cute like that.

Yukina: *shocked* I'm your sister!!!

Hiei: *shrugs* You still looked cute like that.

Yukina: *blushes slightly*

Shizuru: Oh, look. The big bafoon's coming through.

Kuwabara: *stupidly and still asleep* Am I going to swool, mama? ……..Jes' anodah foo meenutes, pwease, mama?

Shizuru: *taken aback by her own brother's stupidity in his sleep and anime sweat drop* Nevermind about what I said…

Everyone else: *can't hold back laughing anymore and burst into one giant wave of laughter* *some wipe tears from their eyes from laughing so hard*

Yoshiko: Well, maybe it wasn't such a good time to come by, anyway.

Keiko: Oh, don't be silly! He's just always this stupid…

Yusuke: I'll hand him this: he's pretty funny when he's sleeping. *bursts into laughter again*

Hoshiko: *walks up to Yusuke* I take it you're Yusuke, the big bully everyone fears?

Yusuke: *grins from ear to ear stupidly, of course...* Yep! Quite well known, I know!

Hoshiko: *mutters* Can't see why even a small fly would fear you…

Yoshiko and Hannah: *giggle*

Yusuke: What was that?! *outraged*

Hoshiko: *giggles too* you heard me.

Keiko: *giggles also* that's so true, Hoshiko!

Yusuke: *mad drop I don't know what that's called, but it's where they're mad at a person…I'm just gonna call it a mad drop…lol* GET OVER HERE, KEIKO!!! *runs after Keiko*

Keiko: Oh shit! *runs and locks self in room*

Yusuke: *under breath* …damn…

Yoshiko: *still giggling* Yep, you two make a great couple.

Yusuke: Oh shove it where it hurts!

Yoshiko: Make me, bastard!

Yusuke: *taken aback* slut!

Yoshiko: *smirks* I know I am, prep!

Yusuke: I'M NOT A PREP, YOU BITCHY WHORE!!!!!

Yoshiko: *giggling* Coulda fooled me…

Yusuke: !!!!!!!!!!!!! *attacks Yoshiko*

Yoshiko: *dodges Yusuke and grabs his pressure points in his neck* Try that again, and I swear I'll kill you…

Yusuke: *becomes motionless* fine…

Hoshiko: Jee, Yoshiko. He is Keiko's boyfriend, you know.

Yoshiko: Oh shut up, Hoshiko!

Hannah: *moves over to Hiei* You're a demon…I can sense it.

Hiei: Agah?! How? How can you sense it? You, a mere mortal!

Hannah: *giggles* Obviously you don't know anything…

Hiei: Huh?

Hannah: *giggles more* your senses don't work well, do they? I'm a demon too.

Hiei: *anime sweat drop I know, out of character..so sue me! * Did any of you know this?

Everyone but Hiei and Hannah: Know what?

Hiei: *anime sweat drop again* Damnit! That these three are demons!

Kurama: You are? Strange, I'm not picking up a reading…

Hiei: neither did I, fox boy.

Hoshiko: Fox boy? You are Kurama the fox demon! *jumps up and down* I finally found my sexy fox!!! *dances around Kurama*

Kurama: >.>;;

Yoshiko: >.>;; Sorry, she can be that way…

Kurama: as long as Youko doesn't come out, I think I'm fine…

Youko: *inside Kurama's head* If I don't do what now?

Kurama: Nothing! *spoke aloud and urgent*

Everyone: *looks at Kurama*

Kurama: ^_^;; Don't mind me…Youko spoke to me in my head…

Youko: Yes, tell them you're a demon.

Kurama: I did! Go away! You're not coming out!

Youko: But aren't I?

Kurama: *goes insane*

Everyone: *anime sweat drop*

Hoshiko: uh..Kurama? are you okay?

Kurama: *doesn't hear, just keeps going insane*

Hannah: what's gotten into him?

Hiei: *shrugs*

Yusuke: Kurama's being funny!

Yoshiko: *barely tightens grip on Yusuke's neck…Yusuke feels it...* say a smart-ass remark again and I'll kill you.

Yusuke: Okay okay okay! Geez!

Kuwabara: *still sleeping* Mama, pwease don lemme go toway! I don wanna be wit dat Yoorimeeshi kid. He scawy!

Yusuke: *sweat drop*

Shizuru: Well, it seems as if he's lost in the past.

Yukina: Are you sure he's going to be all right?

Shizuru: He may be my baby bro, and he may be a weakling, but he'll come through.

Hiei: Hn. Seems more like a sleeping blob of nothing to me. *pokes Kuwabara*

Kuwabara: Stoop hi'ing meh, Yoorimeeshi!

Hoshiko: Wow, he really is reliving the past…

Everyone: *breaks out into laughter*

Yoshiko: *lets go of Yusuke's neck and falls to the floor laughing*

Yusuke: *just falls to the floor as well*

Keiko: *comes out of room, laughing hysterically, and falls to the floor*

Everyone: *falls to the floor from laughing*

Kuwabara: Mama, pwease! Owf! Dat hoort! *mumbles some more and wakes up* Huh…? *hears the laughing* What's so funny?

Shizuru: Baby bro, remind me never to let Mom come near you again!

Kuwabara: *clueless* huh?

Okay, this next one I got when I was in the car with my mom going to church…(yes, I'm religious, and I know it doesn't show!) and I saw this guy on a motorcycle and what went through my head was this next part! So just read it! Humor guaranteed!

Kuwabara: *pops up on the screen* Hey all! I just got back from the motorcyclist place near you! And I got myself a new motorcycle!

Crowd: *cheers*

Yusuke: *pops up behind Kuwabara* We told him not to! I swear!

Kuwabara: Shut up, Urameshi! What do you know about motorcycles, anyway?

Yusuke: *sweat drop* plenty more than you, dumbass…

Yoshiko: *pops up next to Yusuke* Here it is! The disadvantages of riding a motorcycle!

Kurama: *pops up next to Yoshiko* What does it say? Is it safe?

Yoshiko: Umm, well, looking at this, no…

Hiei: *pops up next to Kurama* Of course it's not. Leave the bafoon to find something dangerous to get himself into.

Yoshiko: Well, the first it says is…*reads the paper in hands* …you can fall over just like on a normal bicycle…

Everyone but Yoshiko and Kuwabara: *sweat drop and fall to the floor*

Kuwabara: *is riding motorcycle* Weeeeeee! Look at me! I'm king of the-whoa! *falls over*

Everyone: *sweat drop*

Hiei: She was right.

Kurama: Is he all right?

Crowd: *stares in amazement*

Yusuke: What's the next one say?

Kuwabara: *gets back on the bike* I'm all right everyone! *limps a little bit*

Yoshiko: Number two: you can rollover easier, as well…

Kuwabara: *rides around, but does a rollover while making a turn* Gafoo!

Everyone: *sweat drop*

Kurama: …he does everything Yoshiko says…

Hiei: So either she's psychic or Kuwabara wants to put on a show.

Yusuke: The next? *likes seeing Kuwabara be an idiot*

Yoshiko: Number three: You can easily burn yourself on the exhaust pipe thingy when mounting and dismounting the bike…

Kurama: Exhaust pipe thingy?

Yoshiko: That's what it says.

Yusuke: Let me see…*takes the paper from Yoshiko, who protests at first, and reads it* …yep, it does…*hands the paper back to Yoshiko*

Hiei: Hn.

Yoshiko: Thank you, Mr. I'm-so-cool! *clears throat*

Kuwabara: *getting back on, he burns himself* AAAAAHHHHHHH! MY ANKLE!!! *sits on a crowd chair and takes off shoe and rolls down sock* Oooooowwwwww!

Everyone around Kuwabara: *makes faces of disgust and run outside for fresh air* eeeeeeewwwww! He reeks!

Kurama: At this time, we would kindly like to ask that you all put on your gas masks that are sitting on the back of the seat in front of you. First row, they are located under the seat. Thank you for your cooperation. *puts on a gas mask*

Kuwabara: *sniffs the air* Man, Urameshi, when was the last time you showered? You smell awful! *sniffs air again* But this air smells good.

Yusuke: *sweat drop and falls to the floor* IT'S YOUR OWN SELF, YOU GIANT BAFOON!

Yoshiko: *reading through a gas mask* Number four: bugs can fly into you…

Crowd: *everyone's seated again, and Kuwabara's back on his bike...*

Kuwabara: *starts choking* Gah!

Hiei: She is psychic.

Kurama: Shouldn't someone help him?

Crowd: *cheer*

Yusuke: *falls over from laughing*

Yoshiko: Number five: You can't store any beverage in a special compartment…

Yusuke: Oh, this one oughtta be good! *watches Kuwabara with laughter in eyes*

Kuwabara: Hey, where am I suppose to put my pop?

Crowd: *watch with wonder and laughter in eyes*

Hiei: Yusuke's right, this ought to be a good one.

Kurama: *remains silent and just watches*

Kuwabara: *is on the motorcycle…puts his pop between his legs and starts riding around…makes a turn and pop spills all over his lower self* AAHHHH! Jeez, that's cold!

Everyone: *burst into laughter*

Yoshiko: Number six-

Yusuke: Wait! Lemme comment! *laughing nonstop* Woo! That one was a good one, baka!

Yoshiko: Number six-

Hiei: Yusuke's right, once again. It was a good one!

Yoshiko: *irritated* Number six-

Kurama: Indeed it was, my friend. Indeed it was.

Yoshiko: *remains quiet*

Crowd: *still laughing, some even have tears in eyes from laughing so hard*

Kuwabara: *doesn't notice the insistent laughing and continues to ride motorcycle*

Yusuke: *after everyone's calmed down* Yoshiko, what's number six?

Yoshiko: *doesn't answer; remains aggravated*

Hiei: Read the next one, onna.

Kurama: Please, Yoshiko. Even Hiei's getting a kick out of all of this.

Yoshiko: *still doesn't answer, only stares off into the crowd's middle aisle with a mad look*

Crowd: *starts yelling uproars* Come on, what's the next? We want more!

Yusuke: Yoshiko, please? *does puppy-dog eyes and face*

Yoshiko: If you guys would have let me talk earlier, maybe I would read number six! *has a pouty look on face*

Yusuke: *straightens back and smirks* Ya know, you look kinda cute when you pout like that.

Yoshiko: *gapes at Yusuke* Oh, shut up!

Hiei: He has a point.

Yoshiko: *gapes at Hiei*

Kurama: Indeed. They both do.

Yoshiko: *gapes at the three of them*

Crowd: Yeah! Yoshiko looks cute when she pouts! *…and more rambling…*

Yoshiko: *just gaping wide-eyed* Yusuke, I'm going to kill you for this…*gets the same look as when started this whole scenario* Okay, Number six: if you get into an accident, you can get crushed to pieces…

Kuwabara: Lalalalalalalala! *suddenly runs into the wall* GAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

Everyone: *looks away upon impact*

Kurama: Is he all right?

Hiei: Hn.

Yusuke: Jee, I was just curious what number six was…

Yoshiko: Maybe it's just an act…?

Kurama: *walks over to Kuwabara and looks down and cringes at the site* Ick…afraid not, Yoshiko. He's out for good.

Yoshiko: Oh, no…

Yusuke: Well, what does number seven say?

Yoshiko: *looks at the paper*

Crowd: *stares at everything taking place*

Yoshiko: Number seven: ……………….if you don't wear a helmet, you can get your head smashed to smithereens…

Hiei: *walked over to Kurama to look at the mess of Kuwabara* I'd say he needed one.

Yusuke: *walks over as well and jumps back about fifty feet from the site* Eeeeww! No kidding!

Yoshiko: *walks over and looks and cringes* Sorry, folks, but that's all that was on this sheet…and that's all that Kuwabara can do. Sorry, but Kuwabara really could be gone this time…

Crowd: *a few yays, then aw's and pouts and some tomatoes go flying everywhere, as well and potatoes, pineapples, chairs, ice cream, lipstick, cologne, an axe, a mouse, a cow, a phone, a person talking on a cell, speakers, papers, a computer, lights, an escalator, an elevator, a few pieces of china, gold, blueprints to get into the bank from a secret passage, a desk, a ceiling fan, popcorn, tapes, knives, lamps, a house, a door, a few trees, birds, and several anvils…*

Kurama: Please, everyone, we'll do the best we can to get him back up and functional as soon as we can! Just please have a seat and enjoy the long wait! There are concession stands right outside, and the restrooms are to the left of this auditorium. Thank you for being here!

Crowd: *runs to get some food and use the restroom and leave and do other stuff (I'm just really vague right there, I know…)*

Yusuke: Jee, I didn't think they'd actually leave…

Hiei: It's a crowd. You can't hold them forever.

Yusuke: *kitty face* Actually, you can…

Okay, I'm sorry, but I had to do something to Kuwabara! And I know this is just a bit long, but-

Yusuke: "just a bit long"?! It's already nine pages!

Yoshiko: that's me! I know, I know! Okay, sorry! So nine pages it is, and I'm sorry for it being so long! I had to put everything in, though…otherwise, it just wouldn't be funny! *mutters something to self*

Kurama: What was that?

Yusuke: AAAAAHHHHHHH! KURAMA, DON'T TALK! YOU JUST MADE IT TEN PAGES!!!!!!!!!!

Kuwabara: Jeez, Urameshi, take a chill!

Hoshiko: Kuwabara's up! He's alive! Run for the hills! *runs away*

Hannah: Hoshiko, wait up! *runs after Hoshiko*

Kurama: What got into them?

Yoshiko: I don't know! Kuwabara just woke up, that's all…I guess…

Kuwabara: I've been awake! I faked that murder! *smiles brightly*

Hiei: What murder?

Kuwabara: *face vaults* Uh…wasn't I just murdered?

Yoshiko: Nope! You were riding a motorcycle on the show and you ran into a wall and crushed yourself and then we brought you back here and Yukina and Kurama used herbs and stuff to heal you up and put you back together again, cause you were crushed into pieces, and you certainly are a puzzle to put back together! Oh, and we thought that our fun would be over because you were dead and in pieces, so we already started thinking of who to pick on next, but we couldn't because it just wouldn't be the same without your stupidity, and you're a funny guy, anyways, but it just wouldn't be the same without you and I'm running out of breath saying all this but I really don't mind because I have to type this out anyways and I just typed because twice cause I'm a dorkess brain and I don't know what happened and I'm talking to myself at about a hundred words per second and you guys can't hear me and I really can't think right now of what to say so I think I'll just shut up really soon but I can't because I have to keep talking here to try and make it to eleven pages so Yusuke can get all pissed off because he's funnyful when he does get pissed off and yes I just made a new word, but it's been my word since forever ago so welcome to my world! Okay, that was kinda random, but anyways, I'm done talking now, so…*takes a big breath* Okay, I'm out of breath now…

Yusuke: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! ELEVEN PAGES!!!!!!!!!!

Kurama: Actually, Yusuke, if you look…*points to bottom of computer screen* …it's still only ten.

Yusuke: *looks and sweat drops* Eheheheheheheh! I knew that!

Hiei: I'm sure you did.

Kuwabara: Don't' lie, Urameshi! By the way, Yoshiko, that was a mouthful…how'd you manage? And could you repeat all that? I didn't quite catch all of it…*reaches into back pocket and pulls out a notebook and a pencil*

Yoshiko: *stares blankly at Kuwabara* You're…kidding me…right?

Kuwabara: Nope! I wanna know what you said!

Yoshiko: I'm not going to do this again because I know you're just going to be this huge asshole and make me do this again. So why am I doing this again? Because you asked me to and I really hate your guts, but that's no reason for me to, so I really don't know why I am, but I know that if you make me do this one more time I swear I'm going to kill you and make sure you stay dead!

Kuwabara: Okay, okay…I heard the last part…

Hiei: YOSHIKO, YOU KEEP SPELLING MY NAME H-I-W-I!!!!!!!! *pulls out katana*

Yoshiko: Eep! Don't kill me! It's not my fault!

Hiei: You're the one typing!

Yoshiko: If you haven't realized, I can't type worth crap anyways, so sue me!

Kurama: Yusuke's asleep…

Everyone: *looks over at Yusuke and sweat drops to the floor*

Yusuke: *is sleeping on the couch, snoring*

Yoshiko: *giggles evilly* Muwahahahaha! This means we can go to page twelve without him knowing!

Kurama: Don't you think you've typed enough? You still have some things to do outside…

Yoshiko: Don't start with me, Kurama!

Hannah: What's going on? *is at the window*

Yoshiko: Hannah! Hiei drew his katana on me and Kurama wants me to stop typing and Kuwabara wants me to do another one of these huge-ass long speeches that I really don't wanna do but end up doing anyways, and Yusuke's sleeping on the couch and now you're back, but you ran off to the hills with Hoshiko, and Hoshiko isn't back yet, and Hoshiko isn't related to Yoshiko in any way, shape, or form because Yoshiko is a demon and Hoshiko I really don't know about because my friend made her up and-

Hoshiko: *at the window next to Hannah* Whoa, slow down there, kiddo!

Yoshiko: Gah!

Kurama: Almost at twelve…better hurry!

Yoshiko: I'm typing as fast as I can! Stupid typo demons! *starts killing off the typo demons*

Everyone but Yusuke: *kills off typo demons*

Kuwabara: *gets hurt in the process* Oh, my side!

Yukina: *helps Kuwabara to his bed (actually just a cot)* You'll be all right, Kazuma.

Kuwabara: Heheh, I know. As long as I'm with you, Yukina, babe.

Yukina: *blushes*

Yoshiko: Okay, enough mushy crap! We get enough in The Demon Enchantresses!

Hiei: In which you wrote and got the ideas for.

Kurama: He has a point.

Yoshiko: I know! I'm a romantic and I can't help it! So what if I wanna become a writer?!

Yusuke: *wakes up and walks over the the computer* GAH! PAGE ELEVEN!!!!!!!

Yoshiko: *after killing all the typo demons, walked back over to the computer* Actually, page twelve…*points*

Yusuke: Gah! PAGE TWELVE! STOP TYPING ALREADY!

Yoshiko: JEEZ, OKAY OKAY OKAY! Well, you heard them: they want me to stop…oh no, not again! Stupid typo demons…*starts fighting typo demons with everyone else again* Just enjoy the next ones and PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!!!!! *continues fighting typo demons*

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

By the way, I just want to let some people know that I'm kinda bummed out now, so I might be slow in updating things…I just found out that one of my friends has a brain tumor and he only has about two more months to…live…*sniff* excuse me while I go run off crying now…