Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ YYH Whose Line. ❯ Episode 1 Only YYH Characters ( Chapter 1 )
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By: AEEE510 
First episode to the Whose Line series. Just YYH characters more will be added. Enjoy.
Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 06.20.2005 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.9K | Visits: 515 | Status: Completed
First episode to the Whose Line series. Just YYH characters more will be added. Enjoy.
Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 06.20.2005 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.9K | Visits: 515 | Status: Completed
Drew: Good Evening everybody and welcome to Whose Line is it Anyways! Tonight we have the red-haired baboon Kazuma Kuwabara! The baby tyrant himself The Great Koenma! You all love him Yusuke Urameshi! And finally the Black Sheep of Death Hiei Jaganshi! Come now let’s have some fun. *Runs down to desk*
Welcome to Whose Line is it Anyways, the game show where the points don’t matter just like Kuwabara’s IQ it just doesn’t matter!
Kuwabara: *With a stupid face trying to think hard*
Yusuke: Kuwabara you dumb ass quit thinking you’re smoking up the room!
Hiei: Don’t worry Yusuke apes can’t think for long. *Death glare towards Kuwabara*
Kuwabara: SHUT UP SHRIMP! GO EAT SOME ICECREAM!
Hiei: *Jumps up* You stupid….*bats hit both Hiei and Kuwabara*
Hiei and Kuwabara: XXX
Drew: *holding a third bat* Now that that’s over let’s start with the game called Questions Only. Yusuke, Koenma, Hiei, and Kuwabara will all come down and will be able to only talk in questions.
From the audience I’ll need a location.
Audience: Shopping mall!
Hospital!
Fish market!
Weight room!
Drew: We’ll do fish market for today’s scene. BEGIN!
*Yusuke and Hiei go to the middle*
Yusuke: *with a disgusted face* Did you smell that?
Hiei: Did Kuwabara just walk by?
*Kuwabara smells arm pits*
Yusuke: That fish was HUGE! *BUZZZ* Damn it!
Koenma: Did you just see that big fish walk off stage?
Hiei: … *BUZZZZ*
Kuwabara *as walking on* : Did you know they sold shrimp at the market?
Hiei: *Glares at Kuwabara*
Koenma: Did you know shrimp could be so ugly?
Kuwabara: Did you know Urameshi has a fish fetish?
Koenma: No I didn’t. *BUZZZZZ*
Yusuke: Kuwabara don’t you rape catfish in your spare time?
Drew: *Buzz buzz buzz* We’ll stop that before another fight breaks out. I’ll give 1000 points to Yusuke if he doesn’t beat Kuwabara’s ass. Let’s move on to the next game shall we? Next game we’ll play is Weird Newscasters. Yusuke you’re the host, Koenma you’re the co-anchor and you’ll be a chicken trying to find a nest. Kuwabara you’re sports and you’re constipated. Hiei you’re weather and you’re a talking spastic dog.
*All walk to center stage, grab their stools, and Hiei gives a death glare to all*
Drew: Ok Yusuke when you hear the music BEGIN!
*Music begins*
Yusuke: Welcome to the 6:45 news I’m Bite me Hard and here are today’s top stories. It’s Usagi’s party and she can cry if she wants to. Now for local news we’ll go to my co-anchor Finger Licking Good.
Koenma: *on the ground scratching and pecking, let’s out huge screech starts to run around while holding his butt, stops in middle of floor, cocks head to left, flies up and lands on Drew’s head and sits comfortably, Kuwabara jumps up and tries to catch Koenma, Koenma jumps up and flies away, Kuwabara’s hands smashes real egg on Drew’s head.*
Yusuke: Now that Drew is scrambled let’s move to sports with Imodium AD.
Kuwabara: *Red faced and squatting* Oooooooonnnnn todayyyyyy’ssss sportssssssss, Come on you piece of shit, The bearsssssss losttttttt!
*Face turning purple and now holding his butt. Yusuke gets up from stool, walks over to Kuwabara lifts his foot up and kicks him square in the ass Kuwabara jumps up hollering*
Kuwabara: And now my ass is on fire, now back to you.
Yusuke: Thank you Imodium for that flower scented sports report. Now over to weather with Sir Lick himself.
Hiei: *With raging black flames around him he gets on all four* Today’s weather *woof* Bright and sunny. *woof and sniffs his butt* Good for ball chasing *woof Kuwabara walks over*
Kuwabara: *Pretending to throw a ball and talking babyish* Come here little puppy want to get the ball?
Hiei: *woof woof with death glare and shows his teeth attacks Kuwabara* You’ll pay for that you red-headed baboon.
Kuwabara: *Running across stage* Catch me if you can shrimp!
*Hiei chases Kuwabara*
Yusuke: That’s it for tonight’s news join us again in 15 minutes.
*Music ques* *BUZZ*
Drew: 1000 points for Koenma for actually laying an egg and 1000 points for Hiei for the awesome black flames. We’ll be right back to Whose line is it Anyways after this break.
*COMMERCIAL*
I have interrupted this communication link to tell you all that I Apollo the ruler of the 4th dimension of earth will take over your world with my overwhelming power of persuasion and overwhelming mono logging for when I take over your 1st dimension my first rule of acting ruler….*gets hit by bat*
SHUT UP!
Help me… I’ll give you candy… *hit with bat* Mommy! XXX
I’m so sorry for Apollo’s interruption. He’s a little psycho. Now back to the show!!
I will return! *gets hit by bat again*
*End of commercial*
Drew: Welcome back to Whose Line the show where the points don’t mean anything. Let’s move onto our next game called Scenes from a Hat. At the beginning of the show we have audience members write down ideas and we pick the best ones.
*Kuwabara and Hiei goes by Drew’s desk and Koenma and Yusuke go to the other side. Drew draws first suggestion.*
Drew: How stupid is Kuwabara?
Yusuke: *Walks to center stage with dumb ass look* 2+2 equals what again?
*BUZZ*
Hiei: *Walks out to center stages and trips and falls* I never thought walking could be so difficult. *Buzz*
*Drew draws another suggestion*
Drew: What Yusuke is thinking in the bathroom.
Kuwabara: Keiko looked real good today at school.
*Yusuke starts getting red in the face*
Koenma: Shouldn’t have ate Botan’s burritos last night.
*Yusuke starts clenching his fist*
Hiei: *With a big smile* Wonder if Kuwabara knows that I really like him.
*Yusuke jumps towards Hiei, Hiei draws his swords, both get hit with a bat*
Hiei and Yusuke: XXX
*Drew draws next suggestion*
Drew: What does Hiei do when he’s alone.
Yusuke: *with a bump on his head* Ooooh look at the pretty flowers!
*Hiei still knocked out*
Kuwabara: Is it ok for shrimps to eat shrimps?
*Hiei still knocked out*
Koenma: *in a famine voice* Oh Botan your nails are terrible and don’t get me started on your hair!
*Hiei finally wakes up not knowing what happened*
*Drew draws last suggestions while giggling*
Drew: What Koenma is really sucking on.
Yusuke: *kneeling* Vodka is great!
Kuwabara: *kneeling* Ogre bring my steroids for I can stay small.
Hiei: *kneeling* Botan you’re milk taste so good!
*Botan jumps out of crowd and smacks Hiei half to death*
*Buzz buzz buzz*
Drew: 1000 points to Koenma for a great famine Hiei.
Hiei: *shocked* What famine Hiei?
Drew: We’ll be right back with the winner after this commercial break.
*COMMERCIAL*
Hello I’m the author and I just wanted to apologize for Apollo’s actions in the last commercial. He’s just mentally challenged. So I would like to say again I AM SO SORRY!
Apollo: I like Cocoa!
He’s on his medication right now.
Apollo: I like cereal!
Please don’t mind him.
Apollo: I like potatoes too!
Right….now back to the show.
Apollo: Chicken is good!
*END COMMERCIAL*
Drew: Welcome back to Whose Line. Tonight’s winner is Hiei. He’ll sit behind the desk while Yusuke, Kuwabara, and me play the game Number of Words. Hiei tell us what our scene is.
Hiei: Your scene is the Yu Yu Hakoshore cast after filming. Drew can speak in 2 words, Yusuke 5 words, and Kuwabara to keep it easy for him three words. BEGIN!
Drew: Kuwabara sucks!
Kuwabara: *acting like Yusuke* Keiko is hot.
Yusuke: *Famine Hiei* Oh Yusuke your hair, terrible!
*Black flames form around Hiei*
Drew: Hiei gay?
Kuwabara: *Acting like Koenma* More milk please.
Drew: *Acting like Botan* Breast, jug?
*Botan jumps up*
Botan: You sick asshole! Shut the hell up!
*Botan gets hit with bat*
Botan: XXX
Yusuke: *Acting like Kurama* Time for Hiei’s manly massage.
Kuwabara: *Famine Hiei* ME SO GAY!
*Hiei with huge black flames BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ!*
Drew: Join us next time on Whose Line. Thank you very much and goodnight.
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Welcome to Whose Line is it Anyways, the game show where the points don’t matter just like Kuwabara’s IQ it just doesn’t matter!
Kuwabara: *With a stupid face trying to think hard*
Yusuke: Kuwabara you dumb ass quit thinking you’re smoking up the room!
Hiei: Don’t worry Yusuke apes can’t think for long. *Death glare towards Kuwabara*
Kuwabara: SHUT UP SHRIMP! GO EAT SOME ICECREAM!
Hiei: *Jumps up* You stupid….*bats hit both Hiei and Kuwabara*
Hiei and Kuwabara: XXX
Drew: *holding a third bat* Now that that’s over let’s start with the game called Questions Only. Yusuke, Koenma, Hiei, and Kuwabara will all come down and will be able to only talk in questions.
From the audience I’ll need a location.
Audience: Shopping mall!
Hospital!
Fish market!
Weight room!
Drew: We’ll do fish market for today’s scene. BEGIN!
*Yusuke and Hiei go to the middle*
Yusuke: *with a disgusted face* Did you smell that?
Hiei: Did Kuwabara just walk by?
*Kuwabara smells arm pits*
Yusuke: That fish was HUGE! *BUZZZ* Damn it!
Koenma: Did you just see that big fish walk off stage?
Hiei: … *BUZZZZ*
Kuwabara *as walking on* : Did you know they sold shrimp at the market?
Hiei: *Glares at Kuwabara*
Koenma: Did you know shrimp could be so ugly?
Kuwabara: Did you know Urameshi has a fish fetish?
Koenma: No I didn’t. *BUZZZZZ*
Yusuke: Kuwabara don’t you rape catfish in your spare time?
Drew: *Buzz buzz buzz* We’ll stop that before another fight breaks out. I’ll give 1000 points to Yusuke if he doesn’t beat Kuwabara’s ass. Let’s move on to the next game shall we? Next game we’ll play is Weird Newscasters. Yusuke you’re the host, Koenma you’re the co-anchor and you’ll be a chicken trying to find a nest. Kuwabara you’re sports and you’re constipated. Hiei you’re weather and you’re a talking spastic dog.
*All walk to center stage, grab their stools, and Hiei gives a death glare to all*
Drew: Ok Yusuke when you hear the music BEGIN!
*Music begins*
Yusuke: Welcome to the 6:45 news I’m Bite me Hard and here are today’s top stories. It’s Usagi’s party and she can cry if she wants to. Now for local news we’ll go to my co-anchor Finger Licking Good.
Koenma: *on the ground scratching and pecking, let’s out huge screech starts to run around while holding his butt, stops in middle of floor, cocks head to left, flies up and lands on Drew’s head and sits comfortably, Kuwabara jumps up and tries to catch Koenma, Koenma jumps up and flies away, Kuwabara’s hands smashes real egg on Drew’s head.*
Yusuke: Now that Drew is scrambled let’s move to sports with Imodium AD.
Kuwabara: *Red faced and squatting* Oooooooonnnnn todayyyyyy’ssss sportssssssss, Come on you piece of shit, The bearsssssss losttttttt!
*Face turning purple and now holding his butt. Yusuke gets up from stool, walks over to Kuwabara lifts his foot up and kicks him square in the ass Kuwabara jumps up hollering*
Kuwabara: And now my ass is on fire, now back to you.
Yusuke: Thank you Imodium for that flower scented sports report. Now over to weather with Sir Lick himself.
Hiei: *With raging black flames around him he gets on all four* Today’s weather *woof* Bright and sunny. *woof and sniffs his butt* Good for ball chasing *woof Kuwabara walks over*
Kuwabara: *Pretending to throw a ball and talking babyish* Come here little puppy want to get the ball?
Hiei: *woof woof with death glare and shows his teeth attacks Kuwabara* You’ll pay for that you red-headed baboon.
Kuwabara: *Running across stage* Catch me if you can shrimp!
*Hiei chases Kuwabara*
Yusuke: That’s it for tonight’s news join us again in 15 minutes.
*Music ques* *BUZZ*
Drew: 1000 points for Koenma for actually laying an egg and 1000 points for Hiei for the awesome black flames. We’ll be right back to Whose line is it Anyways after this break.
*COMMERCIAL*
I have interrupted this communication link to tell you all that I Apollo the ruler of the 4th dimension of earth will take over your world with my overwhelming power of persuasion and overwhelming mono logging for when I take over your 1st dimension my first rule of acting ruler….*gets hit by bat*
SHUT UP!
Help me… I’ll give you candy… *hit with bat* Mommy! XXX
I’m so sorry for Apollo’s interruption. He’s a little psycho. Now back to the show!!
I will return! *gets hit by bat again*
*End of commercial*
Drew: Welcome back to Whose Line the show where the points don’t mean anything. Let’s move onto our next game called Scenes from a Hat. At the beginning of the show we have audience members write down ideas and we pick the best ones.
*Kuwabara and Hiei goes by Drew’s desk and Koenma and Yusuke go to the other side. Drew draws first suggestion.*
Drew: How stupid is Kuwabara?
Yusuke: *Walks to center stage with dumb ass look* 2+2 equals what again?
*BUZZ*
Hiei: *Walks out to center stages and trips and falls* I never thought walking could be so difficult. *Buzz*
*Drew draws another suggestion*
Drew: What Yusuke is thinking in the bathroom.
Kuwabara: Keiko looked real good today at school.
*Yusuke starts getting red in the face*
Koenma: Shouldn’t have ate Botan’s burritos last night.
*Yusuke starts clenching his fist*
Hiei: *With a big smile* Wonder if Kuwabara knows that I really like him.
*Yusuke jumps towards Hiei, Hiei draws his swords, both get hit with a bat*
Hiei and Yusuke: XXX
*Drew draws next suggestion*
Drew: What does Hiei do when he’s alone.
Yusuke: *with a bump on his head* Ooooh look at the pretty flowers!
*Hiei still knocked out*
Kuwabara: Is it ok for shrimps to eat shrimps?
*Hiei still knocked out*
Koenma: *in a famine voice* Oh Botan your nails are terrible and don’t get me started on your hair!
*Hiei finally wakes up not knowing what happened*
*Drew draws last suggestions while giggling*
Drew: What Koenma is really sucking on.
Yusuke: *kneeling* Vodka is great!
Kuwabara: *kneeling* Ogre bring my steroids for I can stay small.
Hiei: *kneeling* Botan you’re milk taste so good!
*Botan jumps out of crowd and smacks Hiei half to death*
*Buzz buzz buzz*
Drew: 1000 points to Koenma for a great famine Hiei.
Hiei: *shocked* What famine Hiei?
Drew: We’ll be right back with the winner after this commercial break.
*COMMERCIAL*
Hello I’m the author and I just wanted to apologize for Apollo’s actions in the last commercial. He’s just mentally challenged. So I would like to say again I AM SO SORRY!
Apollo: I like Cocoa!
He’s on his medication right now.
Apollo: I like cereal!
Please don’t mind him.
Apollo: I like potatoes too!
Right….now back to the show.
Apollo: Chicken is good!
*END COMMERCIAL*
Drew: Welcome back to Whose Line. Tonight’s winner is Hiei. He’ll sit behind the desk while Yusuke, Kuwabara, and me play the game Number of Words. Hiei tell us what our scene is.
Hiei: Your scene is the Yu Yu Hakoshore cast after filming. Drew can speak in 2 words, Yusuke 5 words, and Kuwabara to keep it easy for him three words. BEGIN!
Drew: Kuwabara sucks!
Kuwabara: *acting like Yusuke* Keiko is hot.
Yusuke: *Famine Hiei* Oh Yusuke your hair, terrible!
*Black flames form around Hiei*
Drew: Hiei gay?
Kuwabara: *Acting like Koenma* More milk please.
Drew: *Acting like Botan* Breast, jug?
*Botan jumps up*
Botan: You sick asshole! Shut the hell up!
*Botan gets hit with bat*
Botan: XXX
Yusuke: *Acting like Kurama* Time for Hiei’s manly massage.
Kuwabara: *Famine Hiei* ME SO GAY!
*Hiei with huge black flames BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ!*
Drew: Join us next time on Whose Line. Thank you very much and goodnight.
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