Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ YYH Whose Line. ❯ Episode 3 ( Chapter 3 )
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By: AEEE510 
Um...have fun! And save me!
Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 08.16.2005 | Pages: 4 | Words: 1.8K | Visits: 305 | Status: Completed
Um...have fun! And save me!
Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 08.16.2005 | Pages: 4 | Words: 1.8K | Visits: 305 | Status: Completed
Drew: Welcome to Whose Line is it Anyways. On tonight’s show we have the man whose underwear is smarter than him Kuwabara, the perverted fox himself Yoko Kurama, the black devil of laughter Hiei, and the Sexy Lesley of Cheerleading (From the movie Bring it on) Yusuke. Come on down and let’s have some fun.
Welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway the show where the points don’t matter just like Yoko’s sex life it just doesn’t matter.
*Girls start screaming in the audience*
Yoko: Ladies please settle down, and meet me at the end of the show.
Kuwabara: Yeah and you can meet me after the show too.
Girls: *Disgusted* NOOOOO!!!! *Faint*
Drew: Yeah…let’s move onto our first game called World’s worst step. Our performers will act out the worst of, oh lets see, ah the world’s worst food servers.
*The four line up to begin the game*
BEGIN!
Hiei: *walking up with finger in nose then lifts his nose* Excuse me sir is there a bat in the cave?
Yoko: *Head cocked to the right with a little disgusted look* Sir your wife looks fat in that dress.
Kuwabara: *talking smoothly* Miss maybe you would like to join me later.
Girls: NO!!!!!!! *Faint again*
Yoko: *Big smile* Ma’am I am your desert.
*girls start screaming*
Hiei: *Shimming* I jiggle like jell-o.
Yusuke: *Hands on hips* You want my hotdog?
BUZZ BUZZ
Drew: I’d like to give points, but that was a non-point round.
*Girls run to Yoko screaming* Girls: WE LOVE YOU YOKO!
*Yoko smiles widely*
Kuwabara: *Jumping in front of Yoko* Come to me ladies!
Girls: RUN AWAY!
Yoko: *very angry* Damn you! *Smacks Kuwabara across the room*
Drew: Anyways onto the next game. It is Party Quirks. Yoko you will host a party and I’ll ring in the others. Yoko you’ll need to guess who or what they are.
*Yoko walks to center stage*
BEGIN!
Yoko: *Setting an invisible table* I hope my kinky party works.
DING DONG
Yoko: Come in I’m glad you could make it.
Yusuke: *A man afraid of bugs and sees the guest as bugs. Stuttering* Thank you. Is there any bugs? Ooh punch.
Yoko: Uh…yeah enjoy. There’s also some special brownies too.
DING DONG
Yoko: Hello!
Kuwabara: *One of Yoko’s screaming fans* AHHHH! IT’S YOKO! HE’S SO DREAMY! *Faints*
Yusuke: *Screams* BUGS! *hides behind Yoko*
Yoko: Oh boy.
DING DONG
Yoko: Ello please come in.
Hiei: *A farmer boy looking for his lost pig* Suey! Come here you damn pig.
Yusuke: MORE BUGS! NO get them AWAY!
Yoko: Ok the guest are not bugs so quit hiding.
BUZZ
Kuwabara: I love you Yoko!
Yoko: I love my fans.
BUZZ
Hiei: Suey! Suey! Have you seen my pig?
Yoko: No you stupid hillbilly your pig’s not here.
BUZZ BUZZ
Drew: 10 points each. Hiei you suck as a Hillbilly and 10 more points to Yoko for being so sexy. We’ll be right back after this commercial break.
COMMERCIAL
Hello! I hope you’re enjoying the 3rd episode. The next show will have the world famous Jin.
Excuse me my little sister may I please address our viewing audience for a moment. I would like to apologize for my past behavior. I know longer have the urge to take over the world. *Spazztic* TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
Yeah he’s been in a psyche ward for a little bit and his shrink said he is coming along quite nicely. Hmm maybe I need a shrink.
*Holding a broom* Excuse me baby sister I need to talk to them again.
*in panic voice* W-we can talk about this Apollo, ju-just put down the broom.
*Broom hits Erin and you hear evil laughter*
*Screen goes black*
END OF COMMERCIAL
Drew: Welcome back to Whose Line is it Anyway. Let’s move on to our next game called Scenes from a hat. Before we started the show we took suggestion from the audience members and placed them in this hat and see in out contestants can act them out. Let’s begin.
*Drew draws a suggestion out of the hat*
Drew: What would Pu (Yusuke’s spirit creature) say if he could talk?
Hiei: *lofting to the middle of the stage* Anyone want to know what Yusuke really dreams about?
Kuwabara: *in a baby voice* Yusuke looks at Playboy, Penthouse, and watches Girls gone Wild!
Yoko: Come one, come all and watch Yusuke wet his bed, poop his pants, and cry at the end of Titanic!
*Drew draws another suggestion*
Drew: What Hiei’s like on a sugar high.
Yusuke: *wide eyed and jumping up and down* I like potatoes, monkeys are cool, peanuts are brown, and I’m soooo…*Hiei with raging black flames jumps on Yusuke and started beating him down*
Hiei: beep beep beep beep Yusuke beep beep beep beep
*Both get hit with bats*
Drew: Get those two off the stage NOW! Onto the next suggestion.
*Draws another suggestion*
What Vageta does off stage.
Yoko: Hair spray I NEED hair spray! My hair is starting to sag!
Kuwabara: Do these tights make my butt look big?
Yusuke: *with burns and bumps on his head in German accent* Look at my big muscles and manly pecks.
Kuwabara: My favorite colors are pink and purple.
Hiei: To tell you the truth Bulma’s bad in bed.
*BUZZ*
*Drew draws another suggestion*
Drew: What Erin (author) is doing to fight off Apollo (her brother).
Yusuke: *starts laughing like a little girl* Apollo stop it you’re tickling me!!!
Kuwabara: *as Apollo* I like cereal, *Spastic* Take over the world!
*Yoko comes and joins Kuwabara*
Yoko: *As Erin holding a doggy treat* Who’s a good little boy, who’s a good boy? *Smacks Kuwabara in the neck*
Yusuke: Destroy her Apollo, destroy her now! She’s EEEEEEVILLL! (Long story)
*BUZZ*
Drew: Thousand points taken away from Hiei for his raging outburst, and one tranquilizer in the neck. *takes out blow gun and shoots Hiei in the neck* We’ll be right back after this commercial break.
COMMERCIAL
*Crashing in the background*
*in weak voice* Anyone who can hear me Help Me!
*Evil laugh* The heavens with burn from my wrath! *Evil laugh*
*Screen turns black*
END OF COMMERCIAL
Drew: Welcome back to Whose Line. Since Hiei is still knocked out our winner tonight is Kuwabara. He will sit behind the desk as the rest of play 90 second alphabet. From the audience we will need a starting letter.
Audience: B, K, H, W, Z!
Drew: H will be our starting letter. Kuwabara what is our scene.
Kuwabara: Hiei, who is Drew, is coming out of the closet to Yusuke and Yoko. BEGIN!
Drew: How are you guys?
Yusuke: I’m good. What’s wrong with you Hiei?
Drew: Just have some good news.
Yoko: Kay, tell us.
Drew: Mmm I don’t know.
Yusuke: Now, now Hiei tell us.
Yoko: Oh no, Hiei has finally figured it out.
Drew: Please let me tell you.
Yusuke: Quiet, you want us quiet?
Yoko: Right, Hiei figured out that he’s gay.
Drew: Say what? No!
Yusuke: Tell you what, we’ll keep it a secret.
Drew: Usually, you guys can’t keep a secret.
Yoko: Vicious rumors.
Yusuke: With no truth.
Drew: X-ray vision can see through that lie.
Yusuke: Yo-yos are fun.
Yoko: Zach the stage boy is gay right?
Drew: Al is too.
Yoko: Boy, you are gay.
Drew: Crap, the truth is out.
Yusuke: Do you go out with anybody?
Drew: Even girls when there’s no boys.
Yoko: First you’re gay, now you’re bi?
Yusuke: Geez you’re a tramp.
Drew: Hey Vageta!
BUZZ
Drew: Thanks for watching and good night.
A.N- Hello y’all. We’re doing Jin for the fourth episode and we’re running short on people so we were hoping that you could give us any anime characters and we’ll try to use them if we know who they are. Thank you very much for reading this story we really are happy that you like it. BBYE
*~Erin~*
Welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway the show where the points don’t matter just like Yoko’s sex life it just doesn’t matter.
*Girls start screaming in the audience*
Yoko: Ladies please settle down, and meet me at the end of the show.
Kuwabara: Yeah and you can meet me after the show too.
Girls: *Disgusted* NOOOOO!!!! *Faint*
Drew: Yeah…let’s move onto our first game called World’s worst step. Our performers will act out the worst of, oh lets see, ah the world’s worst food servers.
*The four line up to begin the game*
BEGIN!
Hiei: *walking up with finger in nose then lifts his nose* Excuse me sir is there a bat in the cave?
Yoko: *Head cocked to the right with a little disgusted look* Sir your wife looks fat in that dress.
Kuwabara: *talking smoothly* Miss maybe you would like to join me later.
Girls: NO!!!!!!! *Faint again*
Yoko: *Big smile* Ma’am I am your desert.
*girls start screaming*
Hiei: *Shimming* I jiggle like jell-o.
Yusuke: *Hands on hips* You want my hotdog?
BUZZ BUZZ
Drew: I’d like to give points, but that was a non-point round.
*Girls run to Yoko screaming* Girls: WE LOVE YOU YOKO!
*Yoko smiles widely*
Kuwabara: *Jumping in front of Yoko* Come to me ladies!
Girls: RUN AWAY!
Yoko: *very angry* Damn you! *Smacks Kuwabara across the room*
Drew: Anyways onto the next game. It is Party Quirks. Yoko you will host a party and I’ll ring in the others. Yoko you’ll need to guess who or what they are.
*Yoko walks to center stage*
BEGIN!
Yoko: *Setting an invisible table* I hope my kinky party works.
DING DONG
Yoko: Come in I’m glad you could make it.
Yusuke: *A man afraid of bugs and sees the guest as bugs. Stuttering* Thank you. Is there any bugs? Ooh punch.
Yoko: Uh…yeah enjoy. There’s also some special brownies too.
DING DONG
Yoko: Hello!
Kuwabara: *One of Yoko’s screaming fans* AHHHH! IT’S YOKO! HE’S SO DREAMY! *Faints*
Yusuke: *Screams* BUGS! *hides behind Yoko*
Yoko: Oh boy.
DING DONG
Yoko: Ello please come in.
Hiei: *A farmer boy looking for his lost pig* Suey! Come here you damn pig.
Yusuke: MORE BUGS! NO get them AWAY!
Yoko: Ok the guest are not bugs so quit hiding.
BUZZ
Kuwabara: I love you Yoko!
Yoko: I love my fans.
BUZZ
Hiei: Suey! Suey! Have you seen my pig?
Yoko: No you stupid hillbilly your pig’s not here.
BUZZ BUZZ
Drew: 10 points each. Hiei you suck as a Hillbilly and 10 more points to Yoko for being so sexy. We’ll be right back after this commercial break.
COMMERCIAL
Hello! I hope you’re enjoying the 3rd episode. The next show will have the world famous Jin.
Excuse me my little sister may I please address our viewing audience for a moment. I would like to apologize for my past behavior. I know longer have the urge to take over the world. *Spazztic* TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
Yeah he’s been in a psyche ward for a little bit and his shrink said he is coming along quite nicely. Hmm maybe I need a shrink.
*Holding a broom* Excuse me baby sister I need to talk to them again.
*in panic voice* W-we can talk about this Apollo, ju-just put down the broom.
*Broom hits Erin and you hear evil laughter*
*Screen goes black*
END OF COMMERCIAL
Drew: Welcome back to Whose Line is it Anyway. Let’s move on to our next game called Scenes from a hat. Before we started the show we took suggestion from the audience members and placed them in this hat and see in out contestants can act them out. Let’s begin.
*Drew draws a suggestion out of the hat*
Drew: What would Pu (Yusuke’s spirit creature) say if he could talk?
Hiei: *lofting to the middle of the stage* Anyone want to know what Yusuke really dreams about?
Kuwabara: *in a baby voice* Yusuke looks at Playboy, Penthouse, and watches Girls gone Wild!
Yoko: Come one, come all and watch Yusuke wet his bed, poop his pants, and cry at the end of Titanic!
*Drew draws another suggestion*
Drew: What Hiei’s like on a sugar high.
Yusuke: *wide eyed and jumping up and down* I like potatoes, monkeys are cool, peanuts are brown, and I’m soooo…*Hiei with raging black flames jumps on Yusuke and started beating him down*
Hiei: beep beep beep beep Yusuke beep beep beep beep
*Both get hit with bats*
Drew: Get those two off the stage NOW! Onto the next suggestion.
*Draws another suggestion*
What Vageta does off stage.
Yoko: Hair spray I NEED hair spray! My hair is starting to sag!
Kuwabara: Do these tights make my butt look big?
Yusuke: *with burns and bumps on his head in German accent* Look at my big muscles and manly pecks.
Kuwabara: My favorite colors are pink and purple.
Hiei: To tell you the truth Bulma’s bad in bed.
*BUZZ*
*Drew draws another suggestion*
Drew: What Erin (author) is doing to fight off Apollo (her brother).
Yusuke: *starts laughing like a little girl* Apollo stop it you’re tickling me!!!
Kuwabara: *as Apollo* I like cereal, *Spastic* Take over the world!
*Yoko comes and joins Kuwabara*
Yoko: *As Erin holding a doggy treat* Who’s a good little boy, who’s a good boy? *Smacks Kuwabara in the neck*
Yusuke: Destroy her Apollo, destroy her now! She’s EEEEEEVILLL! (Long story)
*BUZZ*
Drew: Thousand points taken away from Hiei for his raging outburst, and one tranquilizer in the neck. *takes out blow gun and shoots Hiei in the neck* We’ll be right back after this commercial break.
COMMERCIAL
*Crashing in the background*
*in weak voice* Anyone who can hear me Help Me!
*Evil laugh* The heavens with burn from my wrath! *Evil laugh*
*Screen turns black*
END OF COMMERCIAL
Drew: Welcome back to Whose Line. Since Hiei is still knocked out our winner tonight is Kuwabara. He will sit behind the desk as the rest of play 90 second alphabet. From the audience we will need a starting letter.
Audience: B, K, H, W, Z!
Drew: H will be our starting letter. Kuwabara what is our scene.
Kuwabara: Hiei, who is Drew, is coming out of the closet to Yusuke and Yoko. BEGIN!
Drew: How are you guys?
Yusuke: I’m good. What’s wrong with you Hiei?
Drew: Just have some good news.
Yoko: Kay, tell us.
Drew: Mmm I don’t know.
Yusuke: Now, now Hiei tell us.
Yoko: Oh no, Hiei has finally figured it out.
Drew: Please let me tell you.
Yusuke: Quiet, you want us quiet?
Yoko: Right, Hiei figured out that he’s gay.
Drew: Say what? No!
Yusuke: Tell you what, we’ll keep it a secret.
Drew: Usually, you guys can’t keep a secret.
Yoko: Vicious rumors.
Yusuke: With no truth.
Drew: X-ray vision can see through that lie.
Yusuke: Yo-yos are fun.
Yoko: Zach the stage boy is gay right?
Drew: Al is too.
Yoko: Boy, you are gay.
Drew: Crap, the truth is out.
Yusuke: Do you go out with anybody?
Drew: Even girls when there’s no boys.
Yoko: First you’re gay, now you’re bi?
Yusuke: Geez you’re a tramp.
Drew: Hey Vageta!
BUZZ
Drew: Thanks for watching and good night.
A.N- Hello y’all. We’re doing Jin for the fourth episode and we’re running short on people so we were hoping that you could give us any anime characters and we’ll try to use them if we know who they are. Thank you very much for reading this story we really are happy that you like it. BBYE
*~Erin~*