Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Zinnia's Valentine ❯ Cinnamon Rolls and Yoko's Threat ( Chapter 5 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

Zinnia was now doing different poses in her new cloak.

"It's nice and warm!"she said embracing herself.

"Hey Zinnia.."called Yuske.

"Yeah?"asked Zinnia curiously. Yuske was now trying not to laugh.

"Mitari thinks you look sexy!"shouted Yuske. Both and Yuske and Kuwabara were now cracking up. Hiei looked angry.

"I....I..didn't........"said Mitari nervously.

"Dont pick on Mitari you guys!"said the ookami sitting on the couch. "So what do you guys wanna do?"

"Let's watch music videos!"shouted Yuske turning on the television. He turned the volume up to the max. Loud music blared through the room. The song "Let's Go" by Lil Jon, Trick Daddy and Twista came on.

"Oh my gosh!"said Zinnia jumping up. "I love this song!". Yuske walked over to Mitari.

"Hey, man, this is your chance."he whispered so Zinnia couldnt hear them as she danced around the room.

"Huh?"asked Mitari confused. He scratched his head.

"Ask her to dance, fool!"whispered Kuwabara. Mitari gulped.

"Dance?"he asked. "I really dont da-"

"It's easy!"stated Kuwabara. Yuske nodded.

"Yeah.....just do her like this......."the spirit detective began rubbing his crotch against the arm chair. Once Hiei got a glimpse of this he charged at Yuske. Yuske ran away screaming. Hiei chased him upstairs. Kuwabara started rolling around on the floor laughing. Mitari looked scared. He figured that if he was going to win Zinnia's heart he was going to have to be as respectful The song went off and Zinnia turned off the tv. She looked around.

"Hey....where's Hiei and Yuske?"she asked. Suddenly several loud crashes and screaming was heard from upstairs. Kurama emerged from the kitchen.

"What's all that noise about?!"shouted the fox. Yuske flew in the air down the stairs and hit the wall face first. Everyone stared at the unconscious spirit detective sprawled out on the floor. Kurama sighed. "Well.......the cinnamon rolls are ready....." Zinnia instantly dahsed into the kitchen.


"Hey give me back my cinnamon roll!"yelled Zinnia as Kuwabara stole her pastry off her plate. Everyone was now sitting at the kitchen table. Even Yuske who was covered in boo-boos. Kuwabara quickly scarfed down the wolf demon's food before she could swipe it back.

"Too slow!"teased the dumb carrot top. Zinnia whimpered and her wolf ears lowered in sorrow. Hiei snarled as he chucked a plate at the idiot. Kuwabara instantly collapsed at the table with his face smashed in his plate crushing all the food on it. Kurama sighed. Just then he noticed the last cinnamon roll sitting on Mitari's plate. The blonde sat in his seat quiet as usually with his head down.

"Mitari....."whispered the kitusne. The blonde looked up when he heard his name. "This would a great oppurtunity to win Zinnia's heart." Mitari looked confused.

"W-what?"he said quietly so the ookami couldnt hear them.

"Why dont you give her your last cinnamon roll?"suggested the fox pointing to the pastry on the plate.

"What did you say, Yuske?!"screamed Zinnia.

"You heard me! You got a big circus tent ears!"shouted Yuske. Zinnia felt her wolf ears. He laughed.

"Your momma!"shouted Zinnia.

"What?! Well your momma so dumb she brought a spoon to the super bowl!"

"Well your momma so ugly that her momma had to feed her with a sling shot!"snapped Zinnia.

"Well your momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it said 'to be continued'!"

"Yeah, well your momma so ugly her parents had to tie a T-bone around her neck to her dog to play with her!"

"My mom never had a dog!"screamed Yuske.

"Yeah, I know."said Zinnia smiling. "It ran away!"she began laughing. Even Hiei was laughing at the spirit detective that just got ripped on.

"Okay, thats enough!"screamed Kurama. "Now, what's with the insults and shouting? I can see this between Yuske and Kuwabara or Kuwabara and Hiei but not you 2." explained the kitsune. He looked over at Yuske.

"He started it....."said Zinnia crossing her arms.

"...........Zinnia?"said Mitari slowly. She looked over at him.

"Yeah?"she asked. He gulped. He held up his plate.

"Would you like my last cinnamon roll?"he asked slowly. Zinnia blinked.

"You mean I can just have it?"she asked. Mitari slowly nodded.

"Yay! Thank you so very much!"said the ookami taking the pastry off the plate and happily exited the kitchen. Kurama glared at Yuske.

"Now why are you starting trouble, Yuske?!" Yuske rolled his eyes.

"I wasnt doing it on pupose!"he screamed. "I did it for Mitari!"

"Me?"said the blonde shocked. "I.....I dont understand.." Yuske sighed.

"I was suppose to start picking on Zinnia and then you were suppose to jump in and save her."explained the spirit detective.

"Great plan, detective."said Hiei sarcastically as he took a bite out of his cinnamon roll. Yuske smacked Mitari on the back unaware of that hurting him.

"Dont worry, man. Soon Zinnia will be begging for you! And there isnt a thing that can stand in your way!"

"I beg to differ......."said a voice. Yuske, Mitari and Hiei all looked over in the direction it came from......Kurama. Standing there was Kurama but his eyes turned gold and his voice was deeper. "Human......Im giving you a fair warning.......stay away from Zinnia or else you shall suffer the wrath of Yoko Kurama."his eyes turned back from gold to green. Kurama was now feeling a bit dizzy.

"I feel light headed...."said the fox.

"Kurama, what happened!?!?!?"asked Yuske. Kurama looked up at his friends a bit worried.

"Yoko must of took over so he could threaten Mitari......."the kitsune sighed. He smiled. "But dont worry, Yoko cannot come out unless I drink the potion." Yuske grinned.

"Alright then we're totally safe! You hear that Mitari?!"Yuske looked around. "Mitari?" he looked to the left....then the right....then down......Mitari had fainted.











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