"Dragonball Z Boot Camp" Reviews/Comments [ 103 ] | Pages (7): [ « < 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 ] | Reviewed By: VegetaGokuLover [MediaMiner Member] On: September 29, 2002 09:01 CDT Rating(s):Style of Writing: 10 of 10 Spelling & Grammar: 10 of 10 Originality/Creativity: 10 of 10 Enjoyment Factor: 10 of 10 Overall Rating: 10 of 10 Comment/Review: *smirks* You've definitely got me in perfect character now. I must admit, you did a great job on this chapter. PLATOON VEGETA IS THE BEST! MWHAHAHA! Update this soon..I'll be waiting. | Reviewed By: Tanti [MediaMiner Member] On: September 27, 2002 18:19 CDT Rating(s):Style of Writing: 10 of 10 Spelling & Grammar: 10 of 10 Originality/Creativity: 10 of 10 Enjoyment Factor: 10 of 10 Overall Rating: 10 of 10 Comment/Review: oooo look at the pretty text Aakeido! Its green!!
Aakeido- ...wonderful
I KNOW ISNT IT! and i cant believe i almost forgot to write a review to you J'dee! You must be so disappointed!
Aakeido- *sarcastically* i bet
i know! its a shame tho isnt it...but dont worry! CUZ HERES MY REVIEW!
Aakeido- is this gonna take awhile?
uh-huh
Aakeido- like.....
probably 2hrs to type, 30 minutes to read
Aakeido- !!
i know arent i special?
Aakeido- -.-; im going to get some food
right! bye bye!!
Aakeido- ..ya...bye
Ok *looks at the clock* i started at 4:20 and its now 4:22....that means...i got....1hr and 58 minutes?
Aakeido- *from the kitchen* THATS TO LONG!
I KNOW! anyway! now that hes gone! *pulls her most loved rocket launchers and aims them at a picture of shinieblue* time for someone to DIE!! if thats alright with you.....it is....right? Well its ok with me!
Hmm....5minutes have passed...what can i write that will take 1hr and 55minutes? *sighs* ok im changing it to type 30minutes read 5....i cant think of anything!
*sits at her computer thinking for another hour*
I GOT IT!....*looks at the clock* hmm 5:48...wow...ok...um.....I WANT REVENGE ON SHINIEBLUE! AND ITAMI AND AAKEIDO ARE HELPING!!
Aakeido- *wakes up* huh...i heard my name...
WERE GONNA KILL HER!!! And can i have a plushie too!!!! I WANT A PLUSHIE!!!! *starts crying*
Aakeido- O.o
IM SPECIAL TOO!!
Aakeido- you are?!
*glares* I THINK WE SHOULD HAVE A SECRET AGENT FROM MIRAI TRUNKS PLATOON THAT IS REALLY ON OUR SIDE AND IS JUST A SPY THAT GIVES US INFORMATION ON PLATOON MIRAI TRUNKS!! *nominates wt*
Aakeido- *rolls eyes* dear god...what if wt doesnt want to?
i can still....nominate her..cant i?
Aakeido- i dunno....can she?
i can cuz im special!
Aakeido- uh..huh
i am!
Aakeido- whatever
*glares* i hate you
Aakeido- i love u too
idiot
Aakeido- I AM NOT!
ok ur taking me off the subject of REVENGE! OK! MY IDEAS FOR REVENGE!
1) BLOW SHINIEBLUES HEAD OFF!
2) DYE SHINIEBLUES HEAD PINK!
3) steal wt's plushies
Aakeido- O.o how is #3 a revenge plan?
cuz...i want plushies too!
Aakeido- but ur not special...
I AM TOO! *mumbles* i just want....*counts all the hot anime guys* uh...10! or is it 8...but i still want 10!! PLEASE!...please?
Aakeido- shes so annoying
am nootttttt
Aakeido- what happened to revenge?
oh ya! REVENGE *pulls out her rocket launchers...again*
Aakeido- ...
OMG I GOT IT! OOOOOOOO HEAAKO!
Aakeido- oh god...ur gonna pull everyone in the whole story to help arent u!
its not MY fault i got...3..muses in this story!
Aakeido- *rolls eyes*
im gonna have my own little army!
Aakeido- NO!
YES!!!!
Aakeido- *glares* is this over yet
no not yet, i still gots a while to go
Aakeido- great
just..go to sleep or something
Aakeido- good idea.....but i cant with that stupid music playing!!
its not stupid! Its Avril Lavigne!! SHES MY FAVORITE!
"Why u have to go and make things so complicated!"
Aakeido- arrrrrrgh
*hums happily to the music, blasting, in the backround* ya....ok...um...i love ur story..i...want a lil army.....i..want revenge on Shinieblue..i....uh....am done?!
NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *goes on for hours*
Aakeido- *rolls eyes* ok we are leaving!
BUT IM NOT DONE!
Aakeido- U JUST SAID U WERE!
well...i guess i am..*looks at the clock* 6:17..and i started at 4:20! I GOTTA WAIT 3 MORE MINUTES!!
Aakeido- arrrrgh
BUT I SAID ID GO FOR 2HRS!
Aakeido- but u havent been TYPING for two hours!
its the same thing...it just might now be readable for 30minutes unless...well....u read my funny and entertaining review a million times which im sure all my fans will...
Aakeido- FANS?! U HAVE FANS?!
....i dunno...i think i do ^.^ *waves to no one* hello my lovely fans i love you all
Aakeido- *sees no one and hears crickets*
*glares* evil people....1minute
Aakeido- YES!
maybe i should go for another hour....whatcha think?
Aakeido- NO! NO!!!!
ok then...*taps her fingers on the desk*
10....9.....8.....7.....6....5.....4....3...2....1...BYE!!!! its 6:20! ITS A RECORD!!!
Aakeido- *growls* bye!
*waves as she gets dragged off* bye bye!!!!!! | Reviewed By: BananaGirl On: September 29, 2002 07:26 CDT Rating(s):Style of Writing: 10 of 10 Spelling & Grammar: 10 of 10 Originality/Creativity: 10 of 10 Enjoyment Factor: 10 of 10 Overall Rating: 10 of 10 Comment/Review: What's with the Bulma manga obsessed people? Don't you know she uses black magick to enthrall males such as my Skittles and my Quorky?
Quorky: *Pats his cap self-consciously*
QUORKY!!!
Quorky: Uh..yes?
You better not have any of that bitch's manga in your posession!
Quorky: No...not at all! Hey, did you see what Kuno did to you??
I know! The damn watermelon-obsessed freak! Yes, Kuno, you are a FREAK! And Heero SUCKS! Yeah he SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS! Skittles is the all-powerful one! Heero and Kuno do not compare! One SUCKS and the other is a FREAK! That is no competition to the Prince of all Saiya-jins! And why the hell I chose Gohan's Platoon is...well, I forgot.
Quorky: I believe it was to tease him when you went to save him by...not saving him.
MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Now I remember! If Platoon Gohan does not save him, then no one will! That retarded excuse for a demi-saiyan will cry his eyes out! Yes, Gohan also SUCKS!!!!!
Quorky: *Sneakily takes out Bulma manga*
QUORKY!
Quorky: I didn't do anything....
WHAT IS BULMA???
Quorky: *Eyes go wide and glazed* A blue haired goddess....
NO! She is a freak and SUCKS!
Quorky: Bulma sucks? Wow! *hentai thoughts*
Ugh! Not like that! *Thwacks him over the head with a computer mouse* You perverted monkey!
Quorky: I wasn't thinking of it like that...but do you think she does?
Does what?
Quorky: Uh...you know...suck
QUORKY!!!! | Reviewed By: Chavi West-Wind aka Epona or Cat On: September 26, 2002 22:03 CDT Comment/Review: I have more nicknames this time ^.^ can i be in it? can i be in...hmmm...either chibi trunks or chibi goten? i missed mirai T_T but i'll just go w/ one of them. hey can i have a platoon gohan? or is that taken? i don't remember, it's been a while since i read it. and i'd probably target ne random mirai fan and bug them to death by saying random things (aka "i was born in antarctica in the state park under a tree by the duck pond" or "are you having fun?" or...well i think u get the picture.) and basically make their worst nightmares come true. depends on what they're deathly afraid of...email me at soaringdragon90@yahoo.com if u need ne more info. buh-bye now! ^_^ | Reviewed By: BananaGirl On: September 23, 2002 15:13 CDT Rating(s):Style of Writing: 10 of 10 Spelling & Grammar: 10 of 10 Originality/Creativity: 10 of 10 Enjoyment Factor: 10 of 10 Overall Rating: 10 of 10 Comment/Review: What's this I hear about naked Bulma manga *shudders*
Quorky: What? WHERE?
Quorky, what did I say about this unhealthy obsession? RECITE!
Quorky: 'Bulma is an inhuman, blue-haired wench. It is not possible for her to mate with the Prince of all Saiya-jins without something unnatural occuring. All in all, Bulma has stolen the Prince of all Saiya-jins from BananaGirl and she WILL get him back, so stay out of her way.' How was that?
Hmmm, you missed out how great, funny, smart and why Vegeta would want me, and what we would do the first night we were reunited, but I'll let it slide this time.
Quorky: *sarcastically* How kind
Quorky, what did I say about sarcasm? RECITE!
Quorky: *sighs* 'Sarcasm is not becoming on a cute monkey like myself. I should stick to saying cute things, and playing on my skateboard. Sarcasm, and correct grammar for that matter, is not clever, nor is it funny. I am just humiliating myself and others who have to watch.'
Tsk, you missed out how sarcasm IS acceptable on Elijah Wood and Skittles, however, but it's been a long day. Next time I expect you to be perfect, OK?
Quorky: OK
OK...what?
Quorky: Uh...who do you want to be today? Mrs E.Wood? Mrs Vegeta 'Skittles'? Mrs Sean.W.Scott?
I think I'll choose...Mrs Vegeta of the late Vegeta-sei.
Quorky: OK, Mrs Vegeta of the late Vegeta-sei
*pats Quorky on head*
| Reviewed By: DeathdroidMK2 [MediaMiner Member] On: September 23, 2002 13:27 CDT Comment/Review: Hehe! I want revenge! But not something arsonist.. How about in the middle of the night, I (or Khaos) post BG's entire rooms walls with Bulma magna? When she wakes up, she'll be tired, and it will scare her witless!! mwahahhahaha!!
Too much sugar can be bad for you..
Keep up the good work! | Reviewed By: Asilin On: September 23, 2002 09:44 CDT Comment/Review: When's the next chappie comin out? We really need S'rac back...Oh and help Chinow get her head screwed on right, she's got to be insane! | Reviewed By: ARTY On: September 21, 2002 23:54 CDT Rating(s):Style of Writing: 10 of 10 Spelling & Grammar: 10 of 10 Originality/Creativity: 10 of 10 Enjoyment Factor: 10 of 10 Overall Rating: 10 of 10 Comment/Review: Hi J'dee
Did ya miss me
I'm back 2 haunt u
KOOL MAN
UPDATE OR IL HAVE 2 SEEK REVENGE AGAIN
HEHEHEHEH
I NEED A HOBBY
NEWAY DONT 4GET MY EVIL PLANS
MWhAHAHAHAH
AND REMEMBER I NO HOW 2 RESCUE GOKU | Reviewed By: Tanti [MediaMiner Member] On: October 15, 2002 16:41 CDT Rating(s):Style of Writing: 10 of 10 Spelling & Grammar: 10 of 10 Originality/Creativity: 10 of 10 Enjoyment Factor: 10 of 10 Overall Rating: 10 of 10 Comment/Review: IM BACK!!!!!!! I cant believe i forgot to review in such a long time...guess its the anime
Aakeido- shes become obsessed!
Itami- very...
YA! After this one, if you watch Fushigi Yuugi u should make a Fushigi Yuugi Boot Camp *eyes get all big and wide while holding her Tamahome plushie* TAMAHOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If u did id really really really like to be Tamahome Platoon leader *gets starts in her eyes and starts squeezing the plushie*
Aakeido- 0.o im sure Spazz would grab Tasuki's platoon....
TTTTTTAAAAAMMMAAAAAAAAAHHHHOOOOOMEEEEE!!!!!! *goes into a Tamahome daydream*
Aakeido- O.O thats not funny....Tanti......
*daydreaming*
Aakeido- ...Tanti?!
*still day dreaming*
Aakeido- TANTI!!!
*blinks* Tamahome....*glares at Aakeido* HOW DARE U INTERUPPT MY TAMAHOME DAY DREAM!!!!
Aakeido- o.o uh oh....
*starts nuzzling the Tama plushie* Tama-hottie. Tama-hottie...
Aakeido- -.- i hate my life
O.O I can go back and capture Vegeta for the Rocks if they Rocks and Bunnies will let me share a cell with him!
Aakeido- hey!
I WILL! *begs the rocks and bunnies to let her capture Veggie-chan for them and share a cell with Vegeta-sama*
Aakeido- O.o
*starts crying cuz shes never gonna get to share a cell with Vegeta-sama*
Aakeido- baka.....
*collects up all her Vegeta merchandise and sits in her corner while pouting*
Aakeido- o.o
*hugs the Vegeta plushie while posting up all her Vegeta posters on the wall and laying out her Vegeta carpets and photos and sits in her new Vegeta corner while pouting*
Aakeido- -.- shes a baka
Itami- shes obsessed
Aakeido- an obsessed baka
Itami- shes obsessed with Vegeta....
Aakeido- an obsessed with Vegeta baka
Itami- stop!
Aakeido an obsessed with Vegeta stop baka!
Itami- STOP REPEATING ME! THEN ADDING BAKA!
Aakeido- an obsessed with Vegeta stop STOP REPEATING ME! THEN ADDING BAKA! baka....
Itami- ...Aakeido's a loser
Aakeido- an obsessed with Vegeta stop STOP REPEATNG ME! THEN ADDDING BAKA! Itamis a loser...baka
Itami- *glares*
*holding all her Vegeta plushies* whyd Arty get to get a cell with Kakarot or whatever! *eyes start to water*
Itami- uh...
Aakeido- shes faking i know it just to get the rocks and bunnies to listen to her
AM NOT!
Aakeido- or not.....
OK FORGET WHAT I SAID....just forget it...ill IM u later! And ill tell u about it ^.^ okk? Good! Well i must go now! BYE!!
-Tanti
ps. Arty im not really mad at you or anything, it was all just competition ^.^ anywho cya! | Reviewed By: Shinieblue On: November 19, 2002 19:24 CST Rating(s):Style of Writing: 10 of 10 Spelling & Grammar: 10 of 10 Originality/Creativity: 10 of 10 Enjoyment Factor: 9 of 10 Overall Rating: 10 of 10 Comment/Review: heheh i am EVIL SB!! NOW I WILL MAKE THE LONGEST REVIEW!!! PS these are some of my favorite songs!!!
Now iz I FEEL SO by: Box Car Racer!...
Sometimes,
I wish I was brave
I wish I was stronger
I wish I could feel no pain
I wish I was young
I wish I was shy
I wish I was honest
I wish I was you not I
CHORUS
Cause I feel so mad
I feel so angry
Feel so careless
So lost, confused, again
I feel so cheap
So used unfaithful
Let's start over
Let's start over
Sometimes I wish I was smart
I wish I made cures for
How people are
I wish I had power
I wish I could lead
I wish I could change the world
For you and me
Cause I feel so mad
I feel so angry
Feel so careless
So lost, confused, again
I feel so cheap
So used unfaithful
Let's start over
Let's start over
PaUsE....
Cause I feel so mad
I feel so angry
Feel so careless
So lost, confused, again
I feel so cheap
So used unfaithful
Let's start over
Let's start over
Cause I feel so mad
I feel so angry
Feel so careless
So lost, confused, again
I feel so cheap
So used unfaithful
Let's start over
Let's start over
now it iz STAY TOGETHER FOR THE KIDS by: Blink182....
It's hard to wake up, when the shades have been pulled shut.
This house is haunted, its so pathetic, it makes no sense at all.
I'm ripe with things to say, the words rot and fall away.
If this stupid poem could fix this home, I'd read it every day.
So here's your holiday
Hope you enjoy it this time.
You gave it all away.
It was mine.
So when you're dead and gone,
Will you remember this night
Twenty years now lost.
It's not right.
Their anger hurts my ears
Been running strong for seven years.
Rather than fix the problems, they never solve them,
it makes no sense at all.
I see them every day
We get along so why can't they?
If this is what he wants, and it's what she wants,
then why is there so much pain?
So here's your holiday
Hope you enjoy it this time.
You gave it all away.
It was mine.
So when you're dead and gone,
Will you remember this night
Twenty years now lost.
It's not right.
So here's your holiday
Hope you enjoy it this time.
You gave it all away.
It was mine.
So when your dead and gone,
Will you remember this night
Twenty years now lost.
It's not right.
Its not right
Its not right
Its not right
Now iz I FEEL SO by: Box Car Racer!...
Sometimes,
I wish I was brave
I wish I was stronger
I wish I could feel no pain
I wish I was young
I wish I was shy
I wish I was honest
I wish I was you not I
CHORUS
Cause I feel so mad
I feel so angry
Feel so careless
So lost, confused, again
I feel so cheap
So used unfaithful
Let's start over
Let's start over
Sometimes I wish I was smart
I wish I made cures for
How people are
I wish I had power
I wish I could lead
I wish I could change the world
For you and me
Cause I feel so mad
I feel so angry
Feel so careless
So lost, confused, again
I feel so cheap
So used unfaithful
Let's start over
Let's start over
PaUsE....
Cause I feel so mad
I feel so angry
Feel so careless
So lost, confused, again
I feel so cheap
So used unfaithful
Let's start over
Let's start over
Cause I feel so mad
I feel so angry
Feel so careless
So lost, confused, again
I feel so cheap
So used unfaithful
Let's start over
Let's start over
now it iz STAY TOGETHER FOR THE KIDS by: Blink182....
It's hard to wake up, when the shades have been pulled shut.
This house is haunted, its so pathetic, it makes no sense at all.
I'm ripe with things to say, the words rot and fall away.
If this stupid poem could fix this home, I'd read it every day.
So here's your holiday
Hope you enjoy it this time.
You gave it all away.
It was mine.
So when you're dead and gone,
Will you remember this night
Twenty years now lost.
It's not right.
Their anger hurts my ears
Been running strong for seven years.
Rather than fix the problems, they never solve them,
it makes no sense at all.
I see them every day
We get along so why can't they?
If this is what he wants, and it's what she wants,
then why is there so much pain?
So here's your holiday
Hope you enjoy it this time.
You gave it all away.
It was mine.
So when you're dead and gone,
Will you remember this night
Twenty years now lost.
It's not right.
So here's your holiday
Hope you enjoy it this time.
You gave it all away.
It was mine.
So when your dead and gone,
Will you remember this night
Twenty years now lost.
It's not right.
Its not right
Its not right
Its not right
Now iz I FEEL SO by: Box Car Racer!...
Sometimes,
I wish I was brave
I wish I was stronger
I wish I could feel no pain
I wish I was young
I wish I was shy
I wish I was honest
I wish I was you not I
CHORUS
Cause I feel so mad
I feel so angry
Feel so careless
So lost, confused, again
I feel so cheap
So used unfaithful
Let's start over
Let's start over
Sometimes I wish I was smart
I wish I made cures for
How people are
I wish I had power
I wish I could lead
I wish I could change the world
For you and me
Cause I feel so mad
I feel so angry
Feel so careless
So lost, confused, again
I feel so cheap
So used unfaithful
Let's start over
Let's start over
PaUsE....
Cause I feel so mad
I feel so angry
Feel so careless
So lost, confused, again
I feel so cheap
So used unfaithful
Let's start over
Let's start over
Cause I feel so mad
I feel so angry
Feel so careless
So lost, confused, again
I feel so cheap
So used unfaithful
Let's start over
Let's start over
now it iz STAY TOGETHER FOR THE KIDS by: Blink182....
It's hard to wake up, when the shades have been pulled shut.
This house is haunted, its so pathetic, it makes no sense at all.
I'm ripe with things to say, the words rot and fall away.
If this stupid poem could fix this home, I'd read it every day.
So here's your holiday
Hope you enjoy it this time.
You gave it all away.
It was mine.
So when you're dead and gone,
Will you remember this night
Twenty years now lost.
It's not right.
Their anger hurts my ears
Been running strong for seven years.
Rather than fix the problems, they never solve them,
it makes no sense at all.
I see them every day
We get along so why can't they?
If this is what he wants, and it's what she wants,
then why is there so much pain?
So here's your holiday
Hope you enjoy it this time.
You gave it all away.
It was mine.
So when you're dead and gone,
Will you remember this night
Twenty years now lost.
It's not right.
So here's your holiday
Hope you enjoy it this time.
You gave it all away.
It was mine.
So when your dead and gone,
Will you remember this night
Twenty years now lost.
It's not right.
Its not right
Its not right
Its not right
Now iz I FEEL SO by: Box Car Racer!...
Sometimes,
I wish I was brave
I wish I was stronger
I wish I could feel no pain
I wish I was young
I wish I was shy
I wish I was honest
I wish I was you not I
CHORUS
Cause I feel so mad
I feel so angry
Feel so careless
So lost, confused, again
I feel so cheap
So used unfaithful
Let's start over
Let's start over
Sometimes I wish I was smart
I wish I made cures for
How people are
I wish I had power
I wish I could lead
I wish I could change the world
For you and me
Cause I feel so mad
I feel so angry
Feel so careless
So lost, confused, again
I feel so cheap
So used unfaithful
Let's start over
Let's start over
PaUsE....
Cause I feel so mad
I feel so angry
Feel so careless
So lost, confused, again
I feel so cheap
So used unfaithful
Let's start over
Let's start over
Cause I feel so mad
I feel so angry
Feel so careless
So lost, confused, again
I feel so cheap
So used unfaithful
Let's start over
Let's start over
now it iz STAY TOGETHER FOR THE KIDS by: Blink182....
It's hard to wake up, when the shades have been pulled shut.
This house is haunted, its so pathetic, it makes no sense at all.
I'm ripe with things to say, the words rot and fall away.
If this stupid poem could fix this home, I'd read it every day.
So here's your holiday
Hope you enjoy it this time.
You gave it all away.
It was mine.
So when you're dead and gone,
Will you remember this night
Twenty years now lost.
It's not right.
Their anger hurts my ears
Been running strong for seven years.
Rather than fix the problems, they never solve them,
it makes no sense at all.
I see them every day
We get along so why can't they?
If this is what he wants, and it's what she wants,
then why is there so much pain?
So here's your holiday
Hope you enjoy it this time.
You gave it all away.
It was mine.
So when you're dead and gone,
Will you remember this night
Twenty years now lost.
It's not right.
So here's your holiday
Hope you enjoy it this time.
You gave it all away.
It was mine.
So when your dead and gone,
Will you remember this night
Twenty years now lost.
It's not right.
Its not right
Its not right
Its not right
Now iz I FEEL SO by: Box Car Racer!...
Sometimes,
I wish I was brave
I wish I was stronger
I wish I could feel no pain
I wish I was young
I wish I was shy
I wish I was honest
I wish I was you not I
CHORUS
Cause I feel so mad
I feel so angry
Feel so careless
So lost, confused, again
I feel so cheap
So used unfaithful
Let's start over
Let's start over
Sometimes I wish I was smart
I wish I made cures for
How people are
I wish I had power
I wish I could lead
I wish I could change the world
For you and me
Cause I feel so mad
I feel so angry
Feel so careless
So lost, confused, again
I feel so cheap
So used unfaithful
Let's start over
Let's start over
PaUsE....
Cause I feel so mad
I feel so angry
Feel so careless
So lost, confused, again
I feel so cheap
So used unfaithful
Let's start over
Let's start over
Cause I feel so mad
I feel so angry
Feel so careless
So lost, confused, again
I feel so cheap
So used unfaithful
Let's start over
Let's start over
now it iz STAY TOGETHER FOR THE KIDS by: Blink182....
It's hard to wake up, when the shades have been pulled shut.
This house is haunted, its so pathetic, it makes no sense at all.
I'm ripe with things to say, the words rot and fall away.
If this stupid poem could fix this home, I'd read it every day.
So here's your holiday
Hope you enjoy it this time.
You gave it all away.
It was mine.
So when you're dead and gone,
Will you remember this night
Twenty years now lost.
It's not right.
Their anger hurts my ears
Been running strong for seven years.
Rather than fix the problems, they never solve them,
it makes no sense at all.
I see them every day
We get along so why can't they?
If this is what he wants, and it's what she wants,
then why is there so much pain?
So here's your holiday
Hope you enjoy it this time.
You gave it all away.
It was mine.
So when you're dead and gone,
Will you remember this night
Twenty years now lost.
It's not right.
So here's your holiday
Hope you enjoy it this time.
You gave it all away.
It was mine.
So when your dead and gone,
Will you remember this night
Twenty years now lost.
It's not right.
Its not right
Its not right
Its not right
Now iz I FEEL SO by: Box Car Racer!...
Sometimes,
I wish I was brave
I wish I was stronger
I wish I could feel no pain
I wish I was young
I wish I was shy
I wish I was honest
I wish I was you not I
CHORUS
Cause I feel so mad
I feel so angry
Feel so careless
So lost, confused, again
I feel so cheap
So used unfaithful
Let's start over
Let's start over
Sometimes I wish I was smart
I wish I made cures for
How people are
I wish I had power
I wish I could lead
I wish I could change the world
For you and me
Cause I feel so mad
I feel so angry
Feel so careless
So lost, confused, again
I feel so cheap
So used unfaithful
Let's start over
Let's start over
PaUsE....
Cause I feel so mad
I feel so angry
Feel so careless
So lost, confused, again
I feel so cheap
So used unfaithful
Let's start over
Let's start over
Cause I feel so mad
I feel so angry
Feel so careless
So lost, confused, again
I feel so cheap
So used unfaithful
Let's start over
Let's start over
now it iz STAY TOGETHER FOR THE KIDS by: Blink182....
It's hard to wake up, when the shades have been pulled shut.
This house is haunted, its so pathetic, it makes no sense at all.
I'm ripe with things to say, the words rot and fall away.
If this stupid poem could fix this home, I'd read it every day.
So here's your holiday
Hope you enjoy it this time.
You gave it all away.
It was mine.
So when you're dead and gone,
Will you remember this night
Twenty years now lost.
It's not right.
Their anger hurts my ears
Been running strong for seven years.
Rather than fix the problems, they never solve them,
it makes no sense at all.
I see them every day
We get along so why can't they?
If this is what he wants, and it's what she wants,
then why is there so much pain?
So here's your holiday
Hope you enjoy it this time.
You gave it all away.
It was mine.
So when you're dead and gone,
Will you remember this night
Twenty years now lost.
It's not right.
So here's your holiday
Hope you enjoy it this time.
You gave it all away.
It was mine.
So when your dead and gone,
Will you remember this night
Twenty years now lost.
It's not right.
Its not right
Its not right
Its not right
Now iz I FEEL SO by: Box Car Racer!...
Sometimes,
I wish I was brave
I wish I was stronger
I wish I could feel no pain
I wish I was young
I wish I was shy
I wish I was honest
I wish I was you not I
CHORUS
Cause I feel so mad
I feel so angry
Feel so careless
So lost, confused, again
I feel so cheap
So used unfaithful
Let's start over
Let's start over
Sometimes I wish I was smart
I wish I made cures for
How people are
I wish I had power
I wish I could lead
I wish I could change the world
For you and me
Cause I feel so mad
I feel so angry
Feel so careless
So lost, confused, again
I feel so cheap
So used unfaithful
Let's start over
Let's start over
PaUsE....
Cause I feel so mad
I feel so angry
Feel so careless
So lost, confused, again
I feel so cheap
So used unfaithful
Let's start over
Let's start over
Cause I feel so mad
I feel so angry
Feel so careless
So lost, confused, again
I feel so cheap
So used unfaithful
Let's start over
Let's start over
now it iz STAY TOGETHER FOR THE KIDS by: Blink182....
It's hard to wake up, when the shades have been pulled shut.
This house is haunted, its so pathetic, it makes no sense at all.
I'm ripe with things to say, the words rot and fall away.
If this stupid poem could fix this home, I'd read it every day.
So here's your holiday
Hope you enjoy it this time.
You gave it all away.
It was mine.
So when you're dead and gone,
Will you remember this night
Twenty years now lost.
It's not right.
Their anger hurts my ears
Been running strong for seven years.
Rather than fix the problems, they never solve them,
it makes no sense at all.
I see them every day
We get along so why can't they?
If this is what he wants, and it's what she wants,
then why is there so much pain?
So here's your holiday
Hope you enjoy it this time.
You gave it all away.
It was mine.
So when you're dead and gone,
Will you remember this night
Twenty years now lost.
It's not right.
So here's your holiday
Hope you enjoy it this time.
You gave it all away.
It was mine.
So when your dead and gone,
Will you remember this night
Twenty years now lost.
It's not right.
Its not right
Its not right
Its not right
Now iz I FEEL SO by: Box Car Racer!...
Sometimes,
I wish I was brave
I wish I was stronger
I wish I could feel no pain
I wish I was young
I wish I was shy
I wish I was honest
I wish I was you not I
CHORUS
Cause I feel so mad
I feel so angry
Feel so careless
So lost, confused, again
I feel so cheap
So used unfaithful
Let's start over
Let's start over
Sometimes I wish I was smart
I wish I made cures for
How people are
I wish I had power
I wish I could lead
I wish I could change the world
For you and me
Cause I feel so mad
I feel so angry
Feel so careless
So lost, confused, again
I feel so cheap
So used unfaithful
Let's start over
Let's start over
PaUsE....
Cause I feel so mad
I feel so angry
Feel so careless
So lost, confused, again
I feel so cheap
So used unfaithful
Let's start over
Let's start over
Cause I feel so mad
I feel so angry
Feel so careless
So lost, confused, again
I feel so cheap
So used unfaithful
Let's start over
Let's start over
now it iz STAY TOGETHER FOR THE KIDS by: Blink182....
It's hard to wake up, when the shades have been pulled shut.
This house is haunted, its so pathetic, it makes no sense at all.
I'm ripe with things to say, the words rot and fall away.
If this stupid poem could fix this home, I'd read it every day.
So here's your holiday
Hope you enjoy it this time.
You gave it all away.
It was mine.
So when you're dead and gone,
Will you remember this night
Twenty years now lost.
It's not right.
Their anger hurts my ears
Been running strong for seven years.
Rather than fix the problems, they never solve them,
it makes no sense at all.
I see them every day
We get along so why can't they?
If this is what he wants, and it's what she wants,
then why is there so much pain?
So here's your holiday
Hope you enjoy it this time.
You gave it all away.
It was mine.
So when you're dead and gone,
Will you remember this night
Twenty years now lost.
It's not right.
So here's your holiday
Hope you enjoy it this time.
You gave it all away.
It was mine.
So when your dead and gone,
Will you remember this night
Twenty years now lost.
It's not right.
Its not right
Its not right
Its not right
Now iz I FEEL SO by: Box Car Racer!...
Sometimes,
I wish I was brave
I wish I was stronger
I wish I could feel no pain
I wish I was young
I wish I was shy
I wish I was honest
I wish I was you not I
CHORUS
Cause I feel so mad
I feel so angry
Feel so careless
So lost, confused, again
I feel so cheap
So used unfaithful
Let's start over
Let's start over
Sometimes I wish I was smart
I wish I made cures for
How people are
I wish I had power
I wish I could lead
I wish I could change the world
For you and me
Cause I feel so mad
I feel so angry
Feel so careless
So lost, confused, again
I feel so cheap
So used unfaithful
Let's start over
Let's start over
PaUsE....
Cause I feel so mad
I feel so angry
Feel so careless
So lost, confused, again
I feel so cheap
So used unfaithful
Let's start over
Let's start over
Cause I feel so mad
I feel so angry
Feel so careless
So lost, confused, again
I feel so cheap
So used unfaithful
Let's start over
Let's start over
now it iz STAY TOGETHER FOR THE KIDS by: Blink182....
It's hard to wake up, when the shades have been pulled shut.
This house is haunted, its so pathetic, it makes no sense at all.
I'm ripe with things to say, the words rot and fall away.
If this stupid poem could fix this home, I'd read it every day.
So here's your holiday
Hope you enjoy it this time.
You gave it all away.
It was mine.
So when you're dead and gone,
Will you remember this night
Twenty years now lost.
It's not right.
Their anger hurts my ears
Been running strong for seven years.
Rather than fix the problems, they never solve them,
it makes no sense at all.
I see them every day
We get along so why can't they?
If this is what he wants, and it's what she wants,
then why is there so much pain?
So here's your holiday
Hope you enjoy it this time.
You gave it all away.
It was mine.
So when you're dead and gone,
Will you remember this night
Twenty years now lost.
It's not right.
So here's your holiday
Hope you enjoy it this time.
You gave it all away.
It was mine.
So when your dead and gone,
Will you remember this night
Twenty years now lost.
It's not right.
Its not right
Its not right
Its not right
Now iz I FEEL SO by: Box Car Racer!...
Sometimes,
I wish I was brave
I wish I was stronger
I wish I could feel no pain
I wish I was young
I wish I was shy
I wish I was honest
I wish I was you not I
CHORUS
Cause I feel so mad
I feel so angry
Feel so careless
So lost, confused, again
I feel so cheap
So used unfaithful
Let's start over
Let's start over
Sometimes I wish I was smart
I wish I made cures for
How people are
I wish I had power
I wish I could lead
I wish I could change the world
For you and me
Cause I feel so mad
I feel so angry
Feel so careless
So lost, confused, again
I feel so cheap
So used unfaithful
Let's start over
Let's start over
PaUsE....
Cause I feel so mad
I feel so angry
Feel so careless
So lost, confused, again
I feel so cheap
So used unfaithful
Let's start over
Let's start over
Cause I feel so mad
I feel so angry
Feel so careless
So lost, confused, again
I feel so cheap
So used unfaithful
Let's start over
Let's start over
now it iz STAY TOGETHER FOR THE KIDS by: Blink182....
It's hard to wake up, when the shades have been pulled shut.
This house is haunted, its so pathetic, it makes no sense at all.
I'm ripe with things to say, the words rot and fall away.
If this stupid poem could fix this home, I'd read it every day.
So here's your holiday
Hope you enjoy it this time.
You gave it all away.
It was mine.
So when you're dead and gone,
Will you remember this night
Twenty years now lost.
It's not right.
Their anger hurts my ears
Been running strong for seven years.
Rather than fix the problems, they never solve them,
it makes no sense at all.
I see them every day
We get along so why can't they?
If this is what he wants, and it's what she wants,
then why is there so much pain?
So here's your holiday
Hope you enjoy it this time.
You gave it all away.
It was mine.
So when you're dead and gone,
Will you remember this night
Twenty years now lost.
It's not right.
So here's your holiday
Hope you enjoy it this time.
You gave it all away.
It was mine.
So when your dead and gone,
Will you remember this night
Twenty years now lost.
It's not right.
Its not right
Its not right
Its not right
Now iz I FEEL SO by: Box Car Racer!...
Sometimes,
I wish I was brave
I wish I was stronger
I wish I could feel no pain
I wish I was young
I wish I was shy
I wish I was honest
I wish I was you not I
CHORUS
Cause I feel so mad
I feel so angry
Feel so careless
So lost, confused, again
I feel so cheap
So used unfaithful
Let's start over
Let's start over
Sometimes I wish I was smart
I wish I made cures for
How people are
I wish I had power
I wish I could lead
I wish I could change the world
For you and me
Cause I feel so mad
I feel so angry
Feel so careless
So lost, confused, again
I feel so cheap
So used unfaithful
Let's start over
Let's start over
PaUsE....
Cause I feel so mad
I feel so angry
Feel so careless
So lost, confused, again
I feel so cheap
So used unfaithful
Let's start over
Let's start over
Cause I feel so mad
I feel so angry
Feel so careless
So lost, confused, again
I feel so cheap
So used unfaithful
Let's start over
Let's start over
now it iz STAY TOGETHER FOR THE KIDS by: Blink182....
It's hard to wake up, when the shades have been pulled shut.
This house is haunted, its so pathetic, it makes no sense at all.
I'm ripe with things to say, the words rot and fall away.
If this stupid poem could fix this home, I'd read it every day.
So here's your holiday
Hope you enjoy it this time.
You gave it all away.
It was mine.
So when you're dead and gone,
Will you remember this night
Twenty years now lost.
It's not right.
Their anger hurts my ears
Been running strong for seven years.
Rather than fix the problems, they never solve them,
it makes no sense at all.
I see them every day
We get along so why can't they?
If this is what he wants, and it's what she wants,
then why is there so much pain?
So here's your holiday
Hope you enjoy it this time.
You gave it all away.
It was mine.
So when you're dead and gone,
Will you remember this night
Twenty years now lost.
It's not right.
So here's your holiday
Hope you enjoy it this time.
You gave it all away.
It was mine.
So when your dead and gone,
Will you remember this night
Twenty years now lost.
It's not right.
Its not right
Its not right
Its not right
Now iz I FEEL SO by: Box Car Racer!...
Sometimes,
I wish I was brave
I wish I was stronger
I wish I could feel no pain
I wish I was young
I wish I was shy
I wish I was honest
I wish I was you not I
CHORUS
Cause I feel so mad
I feel so angry
Feel so careless
So lost, confused, again
I feel so cheap
So used unfaithful
Let's start over
Let's start over
Sometimes I wish I was smart
I wish I made cures for
How people are
I wish I had power
I wish I could lead
I wish I could change the world
For you and me
Cause I feel so mad
I feel so angry
Feel so careless
So lost, confused, again
I feel so cheap
So used unfaithful
Let's start over
Let's start over
PaUsE....
Cause I feel so mad
I feel so angry
Feel so careless
So lost, confused, again
I feel so cheap
So used unfaithful
Let's start over
Let's start over
Cause I feel so mad
I feel so angry
Feel so careless
So lost, confused, again
I feel so cheap
So used unfaithful
Let's start over
Let's start over
now it iz STAY TOGETHER FOR THE KIDS by: Blink182....
It's hard to wake up, when the shades have been pulled shut.
This house is haunted, its so pathetic, it makes no sense at all.
I'm ripe with things to say, the words rot and fall away.
If this stupid poem could fix this home, I'd read it every day.
So here's your holiday
Hope you enjoy it this time.
You gave it all away.
It was mine.
So when you're dead and gone,
Will you remember this night
Twenty years now lost.
It's not right.
Their anger hurts my ears
Been running strong for seven years.
Rather than fix the problems, they never solve them,
it makes no sense at all.
I see them every day
We get along so why can't they?
If this is what he wants, and it's what she wants,
then why is there so much pain?
So here's your holiday
Hope you enjoy it this time.
You gave it all away.
It was mine.
So when you're dead and gone,
Will you remember this night
Twenty years now lost.
It's not right.
So here's your holiday
Hope you enjoy it this time.
You gave it all away.
It was mine.
So when your dead and gone,
Will you remember this night
Twenty years now lost.
It's not right.
Its not right
Its not right
Its not right
Now iz I FEEL SO by: Box Car Racer!...
Sometimes,
I wish I was brave
I wish I was stronger
I wish I could feel no pain
I wish I was young
I wish I was shy
I wish I was honest
I wish I was you not I
CHORUS
Cause I feel so mad
I feel so angry
Feel so careless
So lost, confused, again
I feel so cheap
So used unfaithful
Let's start over
Let's start over
Sometimes I wish I was smart
I wish I made cures for
How people are
I wish I had power
I wish I could lead
I wish I could change the world
For you and me
Cause I feel so mad
I feel so angry
Feel so careless
So lost, confused, again
I feel so cheap
So used unfaithful
Let's start over
Let's start over
PaUsE....
Cause I feel so mad
I feel so angry
Feel so careless
So lost, confused, again
I feel so cheap
So used unfaithful
Let's start over
Let's start over
Cause I feel so mad
I feel so angry
Feel so careless
So lost, confused, again
I feel so cheap
So used unfaithful
Let's start over
Let's start over
now it iz STAY TOGETHER FOR THE KIDS by: Blink182....
It's hard to wake up, when the shades have been pulled shut.
This house is haunted, its so pathetic, it makes no sense at all.
I'm ripe with things to say, the words rot and fall away.
If this stupid poem could fix this home, I'd read it every day.
So here's your holiday
Hope you enjoy it this time.
You gave it all away.
It was mine.
So when you're dead and gone,
Will you remember this night
Twenty years now lost.
It's not right.
Their anger hurts my ears
Been running strong for seven years.
Rather than fix the problems, they never solve them,
it makes no sense at all.
I see them every day
We get along so why can't they?
If this is what he wants, and it's what she wants,
then why is there so much pain?
So here's your holiday
Hope you enjoy it this time.
You gave it all away.
It was mine.
So when you're dead and gone,
Will you remember this night
Twenty years now lost.
It's not right.
So here's your holiday
Hope you enjoy it this time.
You gave it all away.
It was mine.
So when your dead and gone,
Will you remember this night
Twenty years now lost.
It's not right.
Its not right
Its not right
Its not right
Now iz I FEEL SO by: Box Car Racer!...
Sometimes,
I wish I was brave
I wish I was stronger
I wish I could feel no pain
I wish I was young
I wish I was shy
I wish I was honest
I wish I was you not I
CHORUS
Cause I feel so mad
I feel so angry
Feel so careless
So lost, confused, again
I feel so cheap
So used unfaithful
Let's start over
Let's start over
Sometimes I wish I was smart
I wish I made cures for
How people are
I wish I had power
I wish I could lead
I wish I could change the world
For you and me
Cause I feel so mad
I feel so angry
Feel so careless
So lost, confused, again
I feel so cheap
So used unfaithful
Let's start over
Let's start over
PaUsE....
Cause I feel so mad
I feel so angry
Feel so careless
So lost, confused, again
I feel so cheap
So used unfaithful
Let's start over
Let's start over
Cause I feel so mad
I feel so angry
Feel so careless
So lost, confused, again
I feel so cheap
So used unfaithful
Let's start over
Let's start over
now it iz STAY TOGETHER FOR THE KIDS by: Blink182....
It's hard to wake up, when the shades have been pulled shut.
This house is haunted, its so pathetic, it makes no sense at all.
I'm ripe with things to say, the words rot and fall away.
If this stupid poem could fix this home, I'd read it every day.
So here's your holiday
Hope you enjoy it this time.
You gave it all away.
It was mine.
So when you're dead and gone,
Will you remember this night
Twenty years now lost.
It's not right.
Their anger hurts my ears
Been running strong for seven years.
Rather than fix the problems, they never solve them,
it makes no sense at all.
I see them every day
We get along so why can't they?
If this is what he wants, and it's what she wants,
then why is there so much pain?
So here's your holiday
Hope you enjoy it this time.
You gave it all away.
It was mine.
So when you're dead and gone,
Will you remember this night
Twenty years now lost.
It's not right.
So here's your holiday
Hope you enjoy it this time.
You gave it all away.
It was mine.
So when your dead and gone,
Will you remember this night
Twenty years now lost.
It's not right.
Its not right
Its not right
Its not right
Now iz I FEEL SO by: Box Car Racer!...
Sometimes,
I wish I was brave
I wish I was stronger
I wish I could feel no pain
I wish I was young
I wish I was shy
I wish I was honest
I wish I was you not I
CHORUS
Cause I feel so mad
I feel so angry
Feel so careless
So lost, confused, again
I feel so cheap
So used unfaithful
Let's start over
Let's start over
Sometimes I wish I was smart
I wish I made cures for
How people are
I wish I had power
I wish I could lead
I wish I could change the world
For you and me
Cause I feel so mad
I feel so angry
Feel so careless
So lost, confused, again
I feel so cheap
So used unfaithful
Let's start over
Let's start over
PaUsE....
Cause I feel so mad
I feel so angry
Feel so careless
So lost, confused, again
I feel so cheap
So used unfaithful
Let's start over
Let's start over
Cause I feel so mad
I feel so angry
Feel so careless
So lost, confused, again
I feel so cheap
So used unfaithful
Let's start over
Let's start over
now it iz STAY TOGETHER FOR THE KIDS by: Blink182....
It's hard to wake up, when the shades have been pulled shut.
This house is haunted, its so pathetic, it makes no sense at all.
I'm ripe with things to say, the words rot and fall away.
If this stupid poem could fix this home, I'd read it every day.
So here's your holiday
Hope you enjoy it this time.
You gave it all away.
It was mine.
So when you're dead and gone,
Will you remember this night
Twenty years now lost.
It's not right.
Their anger hurts my ears
Been running strong for seven years.
Rather than fix the problems, they never solve them,
it makes no sense at all.
I see them every day
We get along so why can't they?
If this is what he wants, and it's what she wants,
then why is there so much pain?
So here's your holiday
Hope you enjoy it this time.
You gave it all away.
It was mine.
So when you're dead and gone,
Will you remember this night
Twenty years now lost.
It's not right.
So here's your holiday
Hope you enjoy it this time.
You gave it all away.
It was mine.
So when your dead and gone,
Will you remember this night
Twenty years now lost.
It's not right.
Its not right
Its not right
Its not right
Now iz I FEEL SO by: Box Car Racer!...
Sometimes,
I wish I was brave
I wish I was stronger
I wish I could feel no pain
I wish I was young
I wish I was shy
I wish I was honest
I wish I was you not I
CHORUS
Cause I feel so mad
I feel so angry
Feel so careless
So lost, confused, again
I feel so cheap
So used unfaithful
Let's start over
Let's start over
Sometimes I wish I was smart
I wish I made cures for
How people are
I wish I had power
I wish I could lead
I wish I could change the world
For you and me
Cause I feel so mad
I feel so angry
Feel so careless
So lost, confused, again
I feel so cheap
So used unfaithful
Let's start over
Let's start over
PaUsE....
Cause I feel so mad
I feel so angry
Feel so careless
So lost, confused, again
I feel so cheap
So used unfaithful
Let's start over
Let's start over
Cause I feel so mad
I feel so angry
Feel so careless
So lost, confused, again
I feel so cheap
So used unfaithful
Let's start over
Let's start over
now it iz STAY TOGETHER FOR THE KIDS by: Blink182....
It's hard to wake up, when the shades have been pulled shut.
This house is haunted, its so pathetic, it makes no sense at all.
I'm ripe with things to say, the words rot and fall away.
If this stupid poem could fix this home, I'd read it every day.
So here's your holiday
Hope you enjoy it this time.
You gave it all away.
It was mine.
So when you're dead and gone,
Will you remember this night
Twenty years now lost.
It's not right.
Their anger hurts my ears
Been running strong for seven years.
Rather than fix the problems, they never solve them,
it makes no sense at all.
I see them every day
We get along so why can't they?
If this is what he wants, and it's what she wants,
then why is there so much pain?
So here's your holiday
Hope you enjoy it this time.
You gave it all away.
It was mine.
So when you're dead and gone,
Will you remember this night
Twenty years now lost.
It's not right.
So here's your holiday
Hope you enjoy it this time.
You gave it all away.
It was mine.
So when your dead and gone,
Will you remember this night
Twenty years now lost.
It's not right.
Its not right
Its not right
Its not right
Now iz I FEEL SO by: Box Car Racer!...
Sometimes,
I wish I was brave
I wish I was stronger
I wish I could feel no pain
I wish I was young
I wish I was shy
I wish I was honest
I wish I was you not I
CHORUS
Cause I feel so mad
I feel so angry
Feel so careless
So lost, confused, again
I feel so cheap
So used unfaithful
Let's start over
Let's start over
Sometimes I wish I was smart
I wish I made cures for
How people are
I wish I had power
I wish I could lead
I wish I could change the world
For you and me
Cause I feel so mad
I feel so angry
Feel so careless
So lost, confused, again
I feel so cheap
So used unfaithful
Let's start over
Let's start over
PaUsE....
Cause I feel so mad
I feel so angry
Feel so careless
So lost, confused, again
I feel so cheap
So used unfaithful
Let's start over
Let's start over
Cause I feel so mad
I feel so angry
Feel so careless
So lost, confused, again
I feel so cheap
So used unfaithful
Let's start over
Let's start over
now it iz STAY TOGETHER FOR THE KIDS by: Blink182....
It's hard to wake up, when the shades have been pulled shut.
This house is haunted, its so pathetic, it makes no sense at all.
I'm ripe with things to say, the words rot and fall away.
If this stupid poem could fix this home, I'd read it every day.
So here's your holiday
Hope you enjoy it this time.
You gave it all away.
It was mine.
So when you're dead and gone,
Will you remember this night
Twenty years now lost.
It's not right.
Their anger hurts my ears
Been running strong for seven years.
Rather than fix the problems, they never solve them,
it makes no sense at all.
I see them every day
We get along so why can't they?
If this is what he wants, and it's what she wants,
then why is there so much pain?
So here's your holiday
Hope you enjoy it this time.
You gave it all away.
It was mine.
So when you're dead and gone,
Will you remember this night
Twenty years now lost.
It's not right.
So here's your holiday
Hope you enjoy it this time.
You gave it all away.
It was mine.
So when your dead and gone,
Will you remember this night
Twenty years now lost.
It's not right.
Its not right
Its not right
Its not right
Now iz I FEEL SO by: Box Car Racer!...
Sometimes,
I wish I was brave
I wish I was stronger
I wish I could feel no pain
I wish I was young
I wish I was shy
I wish I was honest
I wish I was you not I
CHORUS
Cause I feel so mad
I feel so angry
Feel so careless
So lost, confused, again
I feel so cheap
So used unfaithful
Let's start over
Let's start over
Sometimes I wish I was smart
I wish I made cures for
How people are
I wish I had power
I wish I could lead
I wish I could change the world
For you and me
Cause I feel so mad
I feel so angry
Feel so careless
So lost, confused, again
I feel so cheap
So used unfaithful
Let's start over
Let's start over
PaUsE....
Cause I feel so mad
I feel so angry
Feel so careless
So lost, confused, again
I feel so cheap
So used unfaithful
Let's start over
Let's start over
Cause I feel so mad
I feel so angry
Feel so careless
So lost, confused, again
I feel so cheap
So used unfaithful
Let's start over
Let's start over
now it iz STAY TOGETHER FOR THE KIDS by: Blink182....
It's hard to wake up, when the shades have been pulled shut.
This house is haunted, its so pathetic, it makes no sense at all.
I'm ripe with things to say, the words rot and fall away.
If this stupid poem could fix this home, I'd read it every day.
So here's your holiday
Hope you enjoy it this time.
You gave it all away.
It was mine.
So when you're dead and gone,
Will you remember this night
Twenty years now lost.
It's not right.
Their anger hurts my ears
Been running strong for seven years.
Rather than fix the problems, they never solve them,
it makes no sense at all.
I see them every day
We get along so why can't they?
If this is what he wants, and it's what she wants,
then why is there so much pain?
So here's your holiday
Hope you enjoy it this time.
You gave it all away.
It was mine.
So when you're dead and gone,
Will you remember this night
Twenty years now lost.
It's not right.
So here's your holiday
Hope you enjoy it this time.
You gave it all away.
It was mine.
So when your dead and gone,
Will you remember this night
Twenty years now lost.
It's not right.
Its not right
Its not right
Its not right
Now iz I FEEL SO by: Box Car Racer!...
Sometimes,
I wish I was brave
I wish I was stronger
I wish I could feel no pain
I wish I was young
I wish I was shy
I wish I was honest
I wish I was you not I
CHORUS
Cause I feel so mad
I feel so angry
Feel so careless
So lost, confused, again
I feel so cheap
So used unfaithful
Let's start over
Let's start over
Sometimes I wish I was smart
I wish I made cures for
How people are
I wish I had power
I wish I could lead
I wish I could change the world
For you and me
Cause I feel so mad
I feel so angry
Feel so careless
So lost, confused, again
I feel so cheap
So used unfaithful
Let's start over
Let's start over
PaUsE....
Cause I feel so mad
I feel so angry
Feel so careless
So lost, confused, again
I feel so cheap
So used unfaithful
Let's start over
Let's start over
Cause I feel so mad
I feel so angry
Feel so careless
So lost, confused, again
I feel so cheap
So used unfaithful
Let's start over
Let's start over
now it iz STAY TOGETHER FOR THE KIDS by: Blink182....
It's hard to wake up, when the shades have been pulled shut.
This house is haunted, its so pathetic, it makes no sense at all.
I'm ripe with things to say, the words rot and fall away.
If this stupid poem could fix this home, I'd read it every day.
So here's your holiday
Hope you enjoy it this time.
You gave it all away.
It was mine.
So when you're dead and gone,
Will you remember this night
Twenty years now lost.
It's not right.
Their anger hurts my ears
Been running strong for seven years.
Rather than fix the problems, they never solve them,
it makes no sense at all.
I see them every day
We get along so why can't they?
If this is what he wants, and it's what she wants,
then why is there so much pain?
So here's your holiday
Hope you enjoy it this time.
You gave it all away.
It was mine.
So when you're dead and gone,
Will you remember this night
Twenty years now lost.
It's not right.
So here's your holiday
Hope you enjoy it this time.
You gave it all away.
It was mine.
So when your dead and gone,
Will you remember this night
Twenty years now lost.
It's not right.
Its not right
Its not right
Its not right
Now iz I FEEL SO by: Box Car Racer!...
Sometimes,
I wish I was brave
I wish I was stronger
I wish I could feel no pain
I wish I was young
I wish I was shy
I wish I was honest
I wish I was you not I
CHORUS
Cause I feel so mad
I feel so angry
Feel so careless
So lost, confused, again
I feel so cheap
So used unfaithful
Let's start over
Let's start over
Sometimes I wish I was smart
I wish I made cures for
How people are
I wish I had power
I wish I could lead
I wish I could change the world
For you and me
Cause I feel so mad
I feel so angry
Feel so careless
So lost, confused, again
I feel so cheap
So used unfaithful
Let's start over
Let's start over
PaUsE....
Cause I feel so mad
I feel so angry
Feel so careless
So lost, confused, again
I feel so cheap
So used unfaithful
Let's start over
Let's start over
Cause I feel so mad
I feel so angry
Feel so careless
So lost, confused, again
I feel so cheap
So used unfaithful
Let's start over
Let's start over
now it iz STAY TOGETHER FOR THE KIDS by: Blink182....
It's hard to wake up, when the shades have been pulled shut.
This house is haunted, its so pathetic, it makes no sense at all.
I'm ripe with things to say, the words rot and fall away.
If this stupid poem could fix this home, I'd read it every day.
So here's your holiday
Hope you enjoy it this time.
You gave it all away.
It was mine.
So when you're dead and gone,
Will you remember this night
Twenty years now lost.
It's not right.
Their anger hurts my ears
Been running strong for seven years.
Rather than fix the problems, they never solve them,
it makes no sense at all.
I see them every day
We get along so why can't they?
If this is what he wants, and it's what she wants,
then why is there so much pain?
So here's your holiday
Hope you enjoy it this time.
You gave it all away.
It was mine.
So when you're dead and gone,
Will you remember this night
Twenty years now lost.
It's not right.
So here's your holiday
Hope you enjoy it this time.
You gave it all away.
It was mine.
So when your dead and gone,
Will you remember this night
Twenty years now lost.
It's not right.
Its not right
Its not right
Its not right
Now iz I FEEL SO by: Box Car Racer!...
Sometimes,
I wish I was brave
I wish I was stronger
I wish I could feel no pain
I wish I was young
I wish I was shy
I wish I was honest
I wish I was you not I
CHORUS
Cause I feel so mad
I feel so angry
Feel so careless
So lost, confused, again
I feel so cheap
So used unfaithful
Let's start over
Let's start over
Sometimes I wish I was smart
I wish I made cures for
How people are
I wish I had power
I wish I could lead
I wish I could change the world
For you and me
Cause I feel so mad
I feel so angry
Feel so careless
So lost, confused, again
I feel so cheap
So used unfaithful
Let's start over
Let's start over
PaUsE....
Cause I feel so mad
I feel so angry
Feel so careless
So lost, confused, again
I feel so cheap
So used unfaithful
Let's start over
Let's start over
Cause I feel so mad
I feel so angry
Feel so careless
So lost, confused, again
I feel so cheap
So used unfaithful
Let's start over
Let's start over
now it iz STAY TOGETHER FOR THE KIDS by: Blink182....
It's hard to wake up, when the shades have been pulled shut.
This house is haunted, its so pathetic, it makes no sense at all.
I'm ripe with things to say, the words rot and fall away.
If this stupid poem could fix this home, I'd read it every day.
So here's your holiday
Hope you enjoy it this time.
You gave it all away.
It was mine.
So when you're dead and gone,
Will you remember this night
Twenty years now lost.
It's not right.
Their anger hurts my ears
Been running strong for seven years.
Rather than fix the problems, they never solve them,
it makes no sense at all.
I see them every day
We get along so why can't they?
If this is what he wants, and it's what she wants,
then why is there so much pain?
So here's your holiday
Hope you enjoy it this time.
You gave it all away.
It was mine.
So when you're dead and gone,
Will you remember this night
Twenty years now lost.
It's not right.
So here's your holiday
Hope you enjoy it this time.
You gave it all away.
It was mine.
So when your dead and gone,
Will you remember this night
Twenty years now lost.
It's not right.
Its not right
Its not right
Its not right
muwahahahhahaha hehe lol TOLD YA I WAS EVIL!!! | Reviewed By: DS On: December 10, 2002 21:39 CST Comment/Review: Mesa been computer-less foir two weeks! T.T Its so hard to do school stuff without a computer...ANYways, MY GUESS IS VIDEL!!!!! AND MIRAI NEEDS A SHOWER SCENE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ....Lucky -_- Mesa wanna be stuck in a cage with Mirai...GET MORE OUT SOON ITS GREAT!
YLG,
DS | Reviewed By: Saiyan Genius [MediaMiner Member] On: November 20, 2002 17:12 CST Rating(s):Style of Writing: 10 of 10 Spelling & Grammar: 10 of 10 Originality/Creativity: 10 of 10 Enjoyment Factor: 10 of 10 Overall Rating: 10 of 10 Comment/Review: Arty: **jumps on screen** IM BACK! why must you people challenge my authority on long review writing hmmm?
You know that there is no point.
For i am supreme mistress of the long reviews.
^_^
I was extremely angry with SB, HOW DARE SHE RIP OFF MY SONG IDEA!!! FILLING IN SPACE WITH SONGS!!! ESPECIALLY THE SAME SONGS OVA AND OVA!!!
BUT THEN I READ IT!!
AND I WAS LIKE OMG THATS MY SONG!!! ONE OF MY FAVOURITE SONGS!!!
THEN I COULDNT REALLY B ANGRY BUT I WAS STILL KINDA ANGRY COS I'D ASKED IF ANYONE NEW THE NAME OF THAT SONG AND WHO SANG IT 2 TELL ME!!! AND SHE DIDNT TELL ME!!! I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS.
Taigore: Jeez calm down, stress less, she probably meant to, she just forgot to mention it.
Arty: you no thats not good enough.
Taigore: Make an exception.
Arty: I'm sorry for being so inconsiderate Taigore, i forgot how u felt, i'm sorry that i banned Twitch from the review cos she set fire 2 my bed....
Taigore: It really wasn't that bad.
Arty: You didn't let me finish...I was in it.
Taigore: Hmmm yeah good point.
Artyt: well now im gunna sing.
Anything but Ordinary, by avril Lavigne, (i love this song, i so think it applies 2 me)
Sometimes i get so weird
i even freak myself out
i laugh myself to sleep
its my lullaby
sometimes i drive so fast
just to feel the danger
i wanna scream
it makes me feel alive
CHORUS
is it enough to love
is it enough to breath
somebody rip my heart out
and leave me here to bleed
is it enough to die
somebody save my life
i'd rather be anything but ordinary please
to walk within the lines
would make my life so boring
i want to know that i have been to the extreme
so knock me off my feet
come on now
give it to me
anything to make me feel alive
CHORUS
is it enough to love
is it enough to breath
somebody rip my heart out
and leave me here to bleed
is it enough to die
somebody save my life
i'd rather be anything but ordinary please
id rather be anthing but ordinary please
let down your defenses
use no common sense
if you look you will see
that this world is beautiful
relaxing &
turbulent
suckulent
Opulent
i feeling permenent
no way
i wanna tast it
dont wanna waste it
away
sometimes i get so weird
i even freak myself out
i laugh myself to sleep
its my lullaby
Is it enough
is it enough
is it enough to breathe
somebody rip my heart out
and leave me here to bleed
is it enough to die
somebody save my life
id rather be anything but ordinary please
is it enough
is it enough to die
somebody save my life
id rather be anyhting but ordinary please
Taigore: Oh my poor ears.
Arty: Shut up it’s better than your singing
Taigore: Which doesnt mean its good.
Arty: **pokes song out at Taigore**
Taigore: Oh thats mature.
Arty: Yeah i no
Taigore: Theres just no winning
Arty: J'dee **puppy dog eyes** can u do me a favour **puppy dog eyes** plzzzzz **puppy dog eyes** i really want something in the story **puppy dog eyes** can u make it happen **puppy dog eyes** plllzzzz **puppy dog eyes** I WANT 2 HAVE A TAIL!!!!!!!!!! **puppy dog eyes**
Taigore: Good Kami
Arty: Its Dende now Dodo
Taigore: Jeez
Arty: Plzzzz J'dee ill b ur bestest friend
Taigore: Seriously i recomment u say no.
Arty: Ignore him, i really want a tail, not a bunny tail, or a cat tail, i want like umm a Saiyans tail...but not like a saiyans tail, last thing i want is 2 turn into a giant ape, no i just want one for the pure novelty, o and so i can jump out of trees and hang by my tail and scare ppl, stuff like that.
Taigore: Your in jail dumbass
Arty: So? whats ur point?
Taigore: **shakes head defeatedly**
Arty: **smiling** New u'd see it my way
Taigore: Did i have a choice?
Arty: Not really
Taigore: Jeez
Arty: OOOOOOO I have a game for u ppl
Mine turned out 2 b Loopy Chucklenose, my friend janes was stinky bananasniffer, hehehe she could smell Bananagirl ^_^
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness
> > to break up the day. Here is your dose... Follow the
> > instructions to find your new name. The following in an excerpt from a
> > children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous*Plot of
> > Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey:
> >
> > The evil Professor*forces everyone to assume new names...
> >
> > Use the fourth letter of your first name to determine your New first
> > name:
> >
> > a = poopsie
> > b = lumpy
> > c = buttercup
> > d = gidget
> > e = crusty
> > f = greasy
> > g = fluffy
> > h = cheeseball
> > i = chim-chim
> > j = stinky
> > k = flunky
> > l = boobie
> > m = pinky
> > n = zippy
> > o = goober
> > p = doofus
> > q = slimy
> > r = loopy
> > s = snotty
> > t = tulefel
> > u = dorkey
> > v = squeezit
> > w = oprah
> > x = skipper
> > y = dinky
> > z = zsa-zsa
> >
> > Use the first letter of your last name to determine the first half of
> > your new last name:
> > a = apple
> > b = toilet
> > c = giggle
> > d = burger
> > e = girdle
> > f = barf
> > g = lizard
> > h = waffle
> > i = cootie
> > j = monkey
> > k = potty
> > l = liver
> > m = banana
> > n = rhino
> > o = bubble
> > p = hamster
> > q = toad
> > r = gizzard
> > s = pizza
> > t = gerbil
> > u = chicken
> > v = pickle
> > w = chuckle
> > x = tofu
> > y = gorilla
> > z = stinker
> >
> > Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of
> > your new last name:
> > a = head
> > b = mouth
> > c = face
> > d = nose
> > e = tush
> > f = breath
> > g = pants
> > h = shorts
> > i = lips
> > j = honker
> > k = butt
> > l = brain
> > m = tushie
> > n = chunks
> > o = hiney
> > p = biscuits
> > q = toes
> > r = buns
> > s = fanny
> > t = sniffer
> > u = sprinkles
> > v = kisser
> > w = squirt
> > x = humperdinck
> > y = brains
> > z = juice
> >
> > Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.
> >
Intresting a?
Taigore: Not really
Arty: Shut up FLuffy
Taigore: What!?
Arty: well since u have no last name i cant call u fluffy sumthin, so since ur 4th letter in ur 1st and only name is g that turns 2 fluffy, and thats ur new name
Taigore: U need help
Arty: I no that all to well
Taigore: Humph
Arty: u no what would b really cute? if u could fold ur arms and smirk.
Taigore: Ur impossible
Arty: I no, but have u eva noticed that princes are absoultey sexy when they smirk?
Taigore: If you keep goin like this Vegeta is gunna get an even bigger over inflated ego.
Arty: Ur being paranoid, but like the Prince in everafter, right at the end, he smirks and its like, oMg what a sex kitten!
Taigore: Theres nothing sexy about kittens thats like being a petifile.
Arty: U r sooo weird, u no what i meant.
Taigore: But think about it i am a tiger, from the cat family, we do not participate...
Arty: Ok i dont want to hear the weirdness of u and ur kind
Taigore: Thats not very nice.
Arty: so sue me
Taigore: i would but no self respecting lawyer would defend a tiger, they'd just catnap me or sumthin and put me on show cos i can talk
Arty: isnt catnap a sleep?
Taigore: Okay i dont get that, a nap is a short human sleep, cats sleep for most of the day, how does that work?
Arty: Jeez im starting 2 miss not having Twitch around 2 distract u
Taigore: So ur letting her come back?
Arty: I didnt say that.
Taigore: O
Arty: man i have 2 much free time on my hands, 3 days of school for teachers only days, and the weekend, 5 days off school not that im complaining.
Taigore: hmmm
Arty: Guess what!!! Its my birthday coming up! im gunna b 15
Taigore: O go u
Arty: and u no what would b a really cool present?
Taigore: No but i guess ur gunna tell me
Arty: Damn straight, J'dee letting me have a tail in BC!!!!
TAigore: u r really stuck on that arent u?
Arty: Hell yeah
Taigore: hmmm
Arty: Yeah i no
Taigore: Yeah
Arty: this is starting 2 sound like one of mine and S'racs conversations
Taigore: Is that a good thing
Arty: yeah i guess, we've had sum pretty cool conversations
Taigore: Like what
Arty: well there was one where i had 2 keep leaving, it was like there were all these dbz characters and S'rac was doin their voices, tyoing their words, i was me, and there was another of my friends.
We just mucked around teasing Buu and in the end we all ended up in counsilling.
Taigore: Thats kinda sad.
Arty: BUT IT WAS SOOOO FUN!
Taigore: What other conversations have u had?
Arty: Umm the normal ones like how was ur day, how r u, what have u been up 2, what r u doin? stuff like that
Taigore: but what about that document in one of ur folders that i was reading
Arty: we dont need 2 go into that
Taigore: O but it was interesting
Arty: Heh yes i admit it was
Taigore: yet again u need help
Arty: Linda is still annoyed about that conversation slightly, she brings it up every now and again, cos S'rac killed her, twice.
Taigore: Yup
Arty: Yeah
Taigore: ummm
Arty: You realise this is only like 5 pages?
Taigore: Yup i dont c how u got 2 over 20
Arty: neither can i
Taigore: I have a test 2, its sooo scary
Arty: is it the one i thought was scary?
Taigore: Probably
Arty: GO ahead, my results were almost spot on
Taigore: Okay
>>>> > > First..get a pen and paper. When you
>>>> > >
>>>> > > actually choose names, make sure it's
>>>> > >
>>>> > > people you actually know and go with
>>>> > >
>>>> > > your first instinct.
>>>> > >
>>>> > > Scroll down one line at a time...and don't
>>>> > >
>>>> > > read ahead or you'll ruin
>>>> > >
>>>> > > it!
>>>> > >
>>>> > > 1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in
>>>> > >
>>>> > > a column.
>>>> > >
>>>> > > 2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down
>>>> > >
>>>> > > any two numbers you
>>>> > >
>>>> > > want.
>>>> > >
>>>> > > 3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names
>>>> > >
>>>> > > of members of the opposite sex.
>>>> > >
>>>> > > NO LOOKING AHEAD...OR IT WON"T TURN OUT RIGHT!
>>>> > >
>>>> > > 4. Write anyone's name (like friends or
>>>> > >
>>>> > > family....) in the 4th, 5th,
>>>> > >
>>>> > > and 6th spots.
>>>> > >
>>>> > > 5. Write down four song titles in 8,9, 10,
>>>> > >
>>>> > > and 11.
>>>> > >
>>>> > > GO WITH YOUR INSTINCT PEOPLE!!!!
>>>> > >
>>>> > > 6. Finally, make a wish.
>>>> > >
>>>> > > And now the key for the game.....
>>>> > >
>>>> > > 1. You must tell (the number in space 2)
>>>> > >
>>>> > > people about this game.
>>>> > >
>>>> > > 2. The person in space 3 is the one that you
>>>> > >
>>>> > > love.
>>>> > >
>>>> > > 3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't
>>>> > >
>>>> > > work out.
>>>> > >
>>>> > > 4. You care most about the person you put in
>>>> > >
>>>> > > 4.
>>>> > > 5. The person you name in number 5 is the
>>>> > >
>>>> > > one who knows you very
>>>> > >
>>>> > > well.
>>>> > >
>>>> > > 6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky
>>>> > >
>>>> > > star.
>>>> > >
>>>> > > 7. The song in 8 is the song that matches
>>>> > >
>>>> > > with the person in number 3.
>>>> > >
>>>> > > 8. The title in 9 is the song for the person
>>>> > >
>>>> > > in 7.
>>>> > >
>>>> > > 9. The tenth space is the song that tells
>>>> > >
>>>> > > you most about YOUR mind.
>>>> > >
>>>> > > 10. and 11 is the song telling you how you
>>>> > >
>>>> > > feel about life
First space is your lucky number, i think im not sure
Arty: yeah i would share my results with u, but no
Taigore: Yeah they're in ur diary
Arty: You've been snooping again
Taigore: Hell yeah
Arty: Now i'll tell sum jokes, sum r kinda sexist, or racist, but i mean nothing by them, they're just here 4 a laugh, so sorry in advance if i offend any1
Jim and Mary were both patients in a mental hospital.
One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end .He sunk to the bottom and stayed there.
Mary promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.
When the medical director became aware of Mary’s heroic act he immediately discharged her from the hospital, as he now considered her mentally stable.
When he went to tell Mary the good news, he said.
“Mary, I have some good news and bad news. The good news is you’re being discharged because, since you were able to jump in and save the life of another patient, I think you’ve regained your senses.
The bad news is Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathroom belt in the bathroom.
I am sorry but he’s dead.”
Mary replied, “He didn’t hang himself. I put him there to dry.”
The first divorce directly related to the September 11th terrorist attack has been filed in New York.
It appears that a guy with an office on the 103rd floor of the world trade centre, spent his morning at his girlfriend’s apartment with his phone turned off.
He wasn’t watching TV either.
When he turned his phone back on, it was about 11 am.
It rang immediately.
It was his hysterical wife.
“Are you okay? Where are you?”
He said, “What do you mean? I’m in my office at work of course.”
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a flyswatter.
“What are you doing?” She asked.
“Hunting flies.” He responded.
“Oh! Killed any?” She asked.
“Yep, 3 males, 2 females.” He answered.
Intrigued she asked, “How can you tell?”
“2 were on the beer can, 2 were on the phone.”
Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole in the dirt, when her neighbour peered over the fence.
Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, “What are you doing, there, Nancy?”
“My goldfish died,” replied Nancy tearfully without looking up, “and I’ve just buried him.”
The neighbour was very concerned. “That’s an awfully big hole for a gold fish, isn’t it?”
Nancy patted down the last heap of dirt then replied.
“That’s because he’s inside your jolly cat.”
This is a classic – a true story, proving how fascinating is the mind of a six-year old.
They think so logically.
A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class.
She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to gather building materials for his home.
She read.
“…And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said, ‘Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?”
The teacher then paused then asked the class.
“What do you think the man said?”
One little boy raised his hand and said very matter of factly. “I think the man would have said: BUGGER ME! A talking pig!”
The teacher was unable to read for the next ten minutes.
TATER PEOPLE
Some people never seem motivated to participate, but are just content to watch while others do the work = They are called “Speck Taters”
Some people never do anything to help, but are gifted at finding fault with the way others do the work = They are called “Common Taters”
Some people are very bossy and like to tell others what to do, but don’t want to soil their own hands
= They are called “Dick Taters”
Some people are always looking to cause problems by asking others to agree with them. It is always too hot or too cold, too sour or too sweet
= They are called “Agie Taters”
There are those who say they will help, but somehow, just never get round to actually doing the promised help
= They are called “Hezzie Taters”
Some people can put up a front and pretend to be someone they’re not
= They are called Emma Taters
Then there are those who love others and do what they say they will. They are always prepared to stop whatever they are doing and lend a helping hand. They bring a real sunshine into the lives of others.
= They are called Sweetpo Taters
Mick was in court for a double murder and the judge said.
“You are charged with beating your wife to death with a spanner.”
A voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, “You B%*tard!”
The judge continued.
“You are also charged with beating your mother-in-law to death with a spanner.”
Again, the voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, “You fooking B%*stard!!!”
The judge stopped, looked at the man at the back of the courtroom and said.
“Paddy, I can understand your anger and frustration at this crime, but I will not have any more of these outbursts from you or I shall charge you with contempt! Now what is the problem?”
Paddy, at the back of the courtroom stood up and responded.
“For fifteen years I lived next door to him. And every time I asked to borrow a spanner, he said he didn’t have one!”
It was many years ago since the embarrassing day when a young woman, with a male baby in her arms, entered his butcher shop and confronted him with the news that the baby was his and asked what he was going to do about it.
Finally he offered to provide her with free meat until the boy was 18.
She agreed.
He’d been counting the years off on his calendar, and one-day the teenager, who had been collecting the meat each week, came into the shop and said, “I’ll be eighteen tomorrow.”
“I know,” said the butcher with a smile. “I’ve been counting too, tell your mother, when you take this parcel of meat home, that this is the last free meat she’ll get, and watch the expression on her face.”
When the boy arrived home, he told his mother.
The woman nodded and said, “Son go back to the butcher and tell him that I have also had free bread, free milk, and free groceries for the last 18 years, and watch the expression on HIS face!”
If you love something…
Set it free!
If it comes back…
It will always be yours!
If it doesn’t come back…
It was never yours to begin with!
But, if it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, watches TV, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your money, and doesn’t appear to realise that you set it free…
…THEN YOU EITHER MARRIED IT OR GAVE BIRTH TO IT!!!
I went to the store the other, I was in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket.
So I went up to him and said, “Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?”
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
So I called him a Pencil Necked Nazi!
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tyres!!
So I called him a Tosspot idiot.
He finished writing the second ticket and put it on the car with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket!!!
This went on for about 20 minutes, the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
I didn’t give a damn; my car was parked around the corner….
Gender Nouns
From Washington Post Style Invitation, in which it was postulated that English should have male and female nouns, the readers were asked to assign a gender to nouns of their choice and explain their reason. The best submissions:
Swiss Army Knife: Male, because even though it appears useful for a wide variety of work, it spends most of its time just opening bottles.
Kidneys: Female, because they always have to go to the bathroom in pairs.
Tyre: Male, because it goes bald and is often over-inflated
Hot Air Balloon: Male, because to get it to do anything you have to light a fire beneath it…and of course there’s the hot air part.
Sponges: Female, because they are soft and squeezable and retain water.
Web Page: Female, because it is always getting hit on.
Shoe: Male, because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue hanging out.
Copier: Female, because once it’s turned off it takes a while to warm up. Because it’s an effective reproductive device when the right buttons are pushed. Because it can wreck havoc when the wrong buttons are pushed.
Ziploc Bags: Male, because they hold everything in, but you can always see right through them
Subway: Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.
Hourglass: Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
Hammer: Male, because it hasn’t evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it’s handy to have around.
Remote Control: Female, HA! You though I was going to say Male. But consider, it gives a male pleasure, he’d be lost without it, it means he doesn’t have to get up, and while he doesn’t always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.
An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall.
A young man walked up and sat beside him.
He had spiked hair in all different colours: green, red, orange, blue, and yellow.
The old man just stared.
Every time the young man looked the old man was staring.
The young man, finally, sarcastically, “What’s the matter old timer, never done anything wild in your life?”
Without batting an eye, the old man replied, “Got drunk once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son.”
Court Docket 12659 – Case of the pregnant lady.
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus.
She noticed the man opposite her, who was about 20 years old, was smiling at her.
She immediately moved to another seat.
This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.
The man seemed more amused.
When, on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
The case came up in court.
The judge asked the man what he had to say for himself.
The man replied, “well your Honour, it was like this…
When the lady got on the bus, I couldn’t help but notice her condition.
She sat under a sign that said: ‘The Double Mint Twins are coming’ and I smiled.
Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, ‘Slogan’s Liniment will reduce the swelling,’ and I had to grin.
Then she placed herself under a sign that said, ‘William’s Big Stick Did the Trick,” and I could hardly contain myself.
BUT your honour, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, ‘Goodyear Rubber, could have prevented this Accident,’ I just lost it.”
“CASE DISMISSED”
I’d like another drink I think
Another drink to make me pink
I think I’ll drink until I stink
I’ll drink until I cannot blink
Perhaps I’ll have a shot of rye
The rye I spy with my own eye
Some rye to make me fly so high
I think that I can touch the sky
Or maybe I will have some rum
It’s not so dumb to want some rum
I’ll drink and fall upon my bum
Or maybe contemplate my thumb
Some Vodka would be very nice
Or wine, or maybe scotch on ice
Perhaps Kahlua would entice
I’ll drink it once; I’ll drink it twice
Perhaps some gin to make me grin
It’s not a sin to want some gin
A 26 will make me spin
And then I will begin again
I want some beer to make me cheer
Hurrah! Hurrah! A cheer for beer
I will not stick it in my ear
Hurrah! Hurrah! I’m here for beer!
I’ll drink with my friends Jack and Ron
I’ll drink until my livers gone
I’ll invite Sam and Bud and you
And Captain Morgan can come, too
I’m loaded now, I have to go
My brain is working very slow
There’s one thing I need to know
Where’s the can? I have to go!
Three New Zealanders and three Aussies are travelling by train to a cricket match at the World Cup in England.
At the station, the Aussies each buy a ticket and watch as the three Kiwi’s just buy one ticket between them.
“How are the 3 of you going to travel on only one ticket?” Asks 1 Aussies
“Watch and learn,” answers one of the Kiwis.
They all board the train.
The Aussies take their respective seats but all 3 Kiwis cram into a toilet and close the door behind them.
Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around and collecting tickets.
He knocks on the toilet door and says, “Ticket please.”
The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand.
The conductor takes it and moves on.
The Aussies see this and agree it was quite a clever idea.
So after the game, they decide to copy the Kiwis on the return trip and save some money.
When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip.
To their astonishment, the Kiwis don’t buy a ticket at all!
“How are you guys going to travel without a ticket at all?” says one perplexed Aussie.
“Watch and learn,” answers a Kiwi.
When they board the train the three Aussies cram into a toilet and soon after the 3 Kiwis cram into another nearby.
The train departs.
Shortly afterwards, one of the Kiwis leaves the toilet and walks to the toilet where the Aussies are hiding.
He knocks on the door and says, ‘Ticket Please.”
Pregnancy Q & A
Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough
Q: I’m two months pregnant. When should my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college
Q: What is the most reliable way to determine a baby’s sex?
A: Childbirth
Q: My wife is five months pregnant and sometimes she’s borderline irrational.
A: So what’s your question?
Q: My childbirth instructor says it’s not pain I’ll feel during labour, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes in the same way a tornado might be called an air current
Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labour?
A: Not unless the word ‘alimony’ means anything to you
Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy
Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby’s diaper very quickly
Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college
A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost.
He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below.
He descended a bit more, and shouted.
“Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him and hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.”
The woman below replied.
“You’re in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You’re between 40 to 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude.
“You must be an engineer,” said the balloonist.
“I am,” replied the woman, “How did you know?”
“Well,” Answered the balloonist, “everything you told me is technically correct, but I’ve no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I’m still lost. Frankly, you’ve not been much help at all. If anything you’ve delayed my trip.”
The woman below responded, ‘You must be in Management.”
“I am,” replied the balloonist, “but how did you know?”
“Well,” said the woman, “You don’t know where you are, or where you’re going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air.
You made a promise, which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve you problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position as you were in before we met, but now, it’s somehow my fault.
Virtually PC (Politically correct)
An English teacher was explaining to his students the concept of gender association in the English Language. He stated how hurricanes at one point were given only feminine names and how ships and planes were usually referred to as ‘she.’
One of the students raised his hand and asked “what gender is a computer?”
The teacher wasn’t certain so he divided the class into 2 groups, males in one, females in another, and asked them to decide.
Both groups were asked to give four reasons for their recommendations.
The women decided that computers were male because:
1. In order to get their attention; you have to turn them on
2. They have a lot of data, but are still clueless
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realise that if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better one
The men decided that computers should be referred to as female because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheque on accessories for it.
2 very bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table.
A very attractive blonde lady arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.
She said, “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I’m completely nude.”
So she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, “Mama needs new clothes.”
Then she hollered “Yes! Yes! I won! I won!” jumping up and down and hugging each of the dealers.
With that she picked up her money and clothes and departed quickly.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally one of them asked, “What did she roll?”
The other answered, “I thought you were watching!”
~Moral: Not all blondes are dumb
Colin was bragging to his boss one day, “You know I know everyone there is to know, just name someone, anyone, and I know them.”
Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, “Ok Colin how about Tom Cruise?”
“Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it.”
So Colin and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise’s door and sure enough Tom Cruise shouts, “Colin! Great to see you! You and your friend come right in and join me for lunch>”
Although impressed, Colin’s boss was still sceptical. After leaving he tells Colin that he thinks that was just luck.”
“No name anyone else,” Colin said.
“President Clinton,” the boss retorts.
“Yeah, I know him, lets go see him.”
So they fly to Washington.
At the White House they go on the tour, and President Clinton spots Colin and motions him and his boss over.
“Colin what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and we’ll have a cup of coffee first.”
The boss is very shaken, but not convinced, and expresses his doubts to Colin, and yet again Colin asks him to name anyone.
Colin’s boss names the Pope.
“Sure,” Colin says, “My folks are from Poland, and I’ve known the Pope for a long time.”
So off they fly to Rome.
Colin and his boss are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Colin says, “This will never work, I won’t be able to catch his eye among these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so I’ll just go upstairs and come out on the balcony with the pope.”
Sure enough he leaves, and ½ and hour later he appears on the balcony with the Pope.
When Colin returns he finds that paramedics surround his boss, he has had a heart attack.
Working his way to his boss’s side, Colin asks him “What happened?”
His boss looks up and says.
“I was doing fine till you and the Pope came out on the balcony and the man next to me said, Who the heck is that on the balcony with Colin?”
A cop pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:
Officer: May I see your license?
Driver: I don’t have one, I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI
Officer: May I see the owner’s card for this Vehicle?
Driver: It’s not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That’s right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner’s pink slip in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There’s a gun in the glove box?
Driver; Yes sir. That’s where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the boot.
Officer: There’s a body in the boot?
Driver: Yep
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. Police quickly surrounded the car, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation.
Captain: Can I see your license
Driver: Sure mate. Here it is
It was Valid
Captain: whose car is this?
Driver: It’s mine, officer. Here’s the pink slip
The driver owned the car
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there’s a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, Sir, but there’s no gun in it.
Sure enough, there was no gun
Captain: would you mind opening your trunk? I was told there was a body in it.
Driver: No worries
The Trunk is opened, there is no body
Captain: I don’t understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn’t have a license, stole the car, had a gun, and that there was a dead body in the Trunk.
Driver: I bet the lying mongrel told you I was speeding too.
Taigore: Sum of them were actually funny
Arty: Yeah my favourite one is the Dr. Sues drinkin 1
Taigore: You would like that wouldn't u?
Arty: Yup
Taigore: This is 15 pages long now
Arty: Go us
Taigore: Yeah
Arty: Now i will tell u a sad poem, it made me cry
dont read it if u r easily upset take my advice
Child Abuse
My name is Misty
I am but three
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see
I must be stupid
I must be bad
What else could have made?
My Daddy so mad
I wish I were better
I wish I weren’t ugly,
Then maybe my Mummy
Would still want to hug me
I can’t speak at all
I can’t do a wrong
Or else I’m locked up
All the day long
When I awake
I’m all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren’t home
When my Mummy does come
I’ll try to be nice,
So maybe I’ll get
Just one whipping tonight
Don’t make a sound!
I just heard a car
My Daddy is back
From Charlie’s Bar
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I’m so afraid now
I’m starting to cry
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says it’s my fault
He suffers at work
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more
I finally get free
And I run for the door
He’s already locked it
And I start to bawl
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken
And my Daddy continues
With more bad words spoken
“I’m sorry!” I scream
But it’s now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God have mercy
Oh please let it end
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor
My name is Misty
And I am but three
Tonight my Daddy
Murdered me
Arty: Waaaaah
Taigore: u shouldn't have written it then
Arty: But its sooo sad
Taigore: Idiot
Arty: U no what would cheer me up?
Taigore: Gohan?
Arty: other than that
TAigore: What?
Arty: A tail
Taigore: I should have known.
Arty: Now i will share with u, things i have picked out of stories and songs and stuff off the top of my head that i find amusing.
1. “No…the rats…the pink rats riding unicycles…they think they’re stronger then me! I’ll get you Kaka-rat! I’ll steal your unicycle!”
2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
3. I just got lost in thought, it was unfamiliar territory.
4. I feel like I’m diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
5. Depression is merely anger without the enthusiasm
6. The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap
7. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your week
8. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory
9. Ok, what’s the speed of dark?
10. If everything is going well, you’ve obviously overlooked something
11. Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now
12. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don’t have film.
13. Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
14. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
15. I detest cute
16. "Bad image, very bad image. Evil image, image go away now."
17. You’re going down Mr. Wire.
18. People need hope, they also need lies.
19. “I want to leave this God forsaken mud ball as soon as possible.”
20. “This is the only chair you…chair thieving thief!”
21. How I loath the dinosaur, how I long to see the purple and green creature burn.
22. “I’m a delusion your mind has created in an attempted to keep you sane!”
23. “He’s probably here right now, listening to us talk…he’s a sneaky one that Lucas, very crafty.”
24. “Puh! Liar! I know a liar when I see one!”
25. “Do you think I’d be so dumb as to trust you after you tried to crawl in my ears and eat my brains?!”
26. “It’s TV smashing time!”
27. “I have an attitude problem?”
28. “No! I have no sense of humour!”
29. “That really was quite funny…it’d be even funnier if we weren’t going to die.”
30. I wish I was never artificially created in a lab
31. “There are two things in this world that I fear, one of them is Rats!”
32. Why won’t you die?
33. “All my life people have been stealing my mushrooms off me…never have I ever gotten a day of peace!”
34. Do I really need to ask you three times?
35. We’re on the brink of Hell; nothing can possibly make this situation any worse then it already is.
36. “I know what you are! You’re a mushroom aren’t you?”
37. “No…I won’t listen to you, your nothing but a figment of my imagination!”
38. “No…you can’t fool me Lucas, you can’t cook, you can only lie.”
39. “There you go, getting all egotistical on me again”
40. I don’t want to answer your question, so I’m going to jump out this window to escape your prying
41. There must be some kind of universal law preventing those with an IQ beneath that of a carrot from breeding.
42. You know why you find something in the last place you look, ‘cos when you find it, you stop looking.
43. Oh no, I’ve gone cross-eyed
44. “Payback’s a bitch, ain’t it?”
45. “Where in hell did you learn that expression?”
46. I do NOT want to know
47. *Ridiculous, I don’t HAVE a good side! *
48. *Gr., shut up and get the hell out of my head before I blast you! *
49. *Gr., it’d be worth it to be rid of you! *
50. **I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE**
51. “Vegeta thinks I’m his teddy-bear or something—he won’t let me go!”
52. “But not THIS. Seeing THAT, I mean, that’s just WRONG. What cruel God invented such torture for me.”
53. *I guess this is my punishment for screwing with this timeline in the first place. *
54. “But…where…what…when…how did you get here?”
55. *You couldn’t speak coherently right now if your life depended on it! *
56. “Now Vegeta,” Bulma cooed, “you have to hug Piccolo!” (Hehehehe)
57. He’s like a vicious Chihuahua thing
58. Bad to the clone
59. ‘The Portuguese man-o’-war, It’s 99% water. It has no brain. No guts, and No Anus’
60. If you should die before me, ask if you could bring a friend.
-- Stone Temple Pilots
61. If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you.
-- Winnie the Pooh
62. True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it is lost.
-- Charles Caleb Colton
63. A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
64. Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Walk beside me and be my friend.
Albert Camus
65. Strangers are just friends waiting to happen. Friends are the Bacon Bits in the Salad Bowl of Life.
66. Friendship is one mind in two bodies.
-- Mencius
67. I'll lean on you and you lean on me and we'll be okay
-- Dave Matthews
68. If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them; I'd be at the bottom to catch them.
69. Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don't say.
70. We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, we take a little of each other everywhere.
-- Tim McGraw
71. My father always used to say that when you die, if you've got five real friends, then you've had a great life.
-- Lee Iacocca
72. Hold a true friend with both your hands.
-- Nigerian Proverb
73. A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words.
-- Unknown
74. Deader then the deadest thing that ever died
75. I am the Overlord of the Semi-Lunar people!
76. Mrs. Infuriation
77. The evil manipulative little creature
78. “Lucas…is…is…real?”
79. You are causing me serious psychological damage
80. Mocking bird
81. The only reason I mock things is because things are mockable
82. Shady Grass
83. Happy Grass
84. I blame Dende
85. I blame Lucas
86. What’s not fair, is in ones own perspective
87. I can’t hold on
88. I can’t rely on myself
89. I make the right moves, but I’m lost within
90. If I turn my back I’m defenceless
91. If I’m killed by the questions like a cancer, then I’ll be buried in the silence of the answer
92. How do you think I’ve lost so much?
93. How do you expect, I will know what to do? When all I know, is what you tell me to.
94. I’ve lied to you
95. Everything has to end
96. I tried
97. Everything falls apart, especially around me
98. We’re all out of time
99. I can’t hold onto what I don’t believe
100. The light betrayed me
101. I’ve heard it all before
102. The turning point? I passed that long ago
103. Winds of tomorrow
104. Why must I always be the one to catch the blame?
105. I woke up in a dream today
106. I’m pretending to be who I’m not anymore
107. There’s a fine line between love and hate
108. I can’t wait to see tomorrow
109. It’s my whole life in words
110. I can’t breath when you cry, but I’ll be there to hold you tight.
111. I won’t cave, I won’t fight
112. I don’t know why I fall, why I’m gone.
113. This is real; it’s my life
114. The choice is mine
115. You’ll be sorry where I’m gone
116. Tomorrow holds such better days
117. The world is wide, the time goes by
118. The tour is over, I’ve survived
119. The world was wide too late to try
120. Open you eyes and deal with it
121. Against my will I stand beside my own reflection
122. We fight what we don’t understand
123. As long as I remember to breath I’m okay
124. Intelligence shall be our downfall
125. It never made sense to me that we could be here for such a short amount of time…then nothing
126. A constant wave of tension, on top of broken trust
127. I want to know the truth, instead of wandering why.
128. If you’re got something to say, you say it to my face
129. If you’ve got a problem with me, don’t go behind my back
130. I’ve put my trust in you
131. I don’t owe you anything
132. I want to be in the energy, not with the energy
133. I’m sick of the tension
134. Tears are worthless, Revenge is priceless
135. Why should I care?
136. The power of suggestion
137. The darkness holding me tightly
138. You’ll find me in a memory
139. I don’t want to be alone
140. Metallic Blue
141. Artificial Light
142. If I die, promise you’ll come to my funeral
143. I want to know the answers
144. No more lies
145. If I’m going down, everyone else is coming down with me
146. If I die, everyone else is going to die with me
147. It takes more then what you’ve got to threaten me
148. I’m not scared of you
149. I just end up getting hurt
150. There’s nothing you can do
151. There’s nothing you can take from me
152. You’re about to loose the game
153. There’s no one else to blame
154. You’re not risking enough
155. You’re doomed to be undone
156. I swear I’ll be the one to bring you down
157. It must feel good to believe
158. Spare me of your preaching it will do you no good sissy coward, your words fall to deaf ears
159. Dim-witted psychotic freak, I don’t have time to deal with her craziness
160. Princess of all Saiyans
161. I don’t need your negativity
162. The whole swirl of technological colours in a universe of unknown intellect
163. The dream now only resides in my head
164. The dream that once was, but now exists not
165. Everybody thinks you’re sooo nice. You’re not sooo nice.
166. I’m a black-belt in origami
167. Learn from your parents mistakes, use birth control
168. Pyrrhic Victory
Taigore: u half of them aren't funny?
Arty: I have a twisted sense of humour
Taigore: i'd say
Arty: Sum of them are my sayings 2.
Taigore: i get 2 sing now cos Arty did earlier, this is one of Arty's songs that make her go o how sweet, dont blame me 4 the blearghness
N*SYNC AND GLORIA ESTAFAN
MUSIC OF MY HEART
You never know
What you've done for me
What your faith in me
Has done for my soul
And you'll never know
the gift you've given me
I'll carry it with me, yeah
Through all the days ahead
I think of days before
You made me hope for something better
and made me reach for something more
CHORUS
You taught me to run
You taught me to fly
Help me to free the me inside
Help me hear the music of my heart
Help me hear the music of my heart
You opened my eyes
You opened the door
To something I've never known before
And your love
Is the music of my heart
Gloria:
You were the one
Always on my side
Always standing by
Seeing me through
You were the song that always made me sing
I'm singing this for you
Everywhere I go
I think of where I've been
And of the one who knew me better
Than anyone ever will again
CHORUS
What you taught me
Only your love could ever teach me
You got through when no one could reach me before
'Cus you always saw in me
All the best that I could be
It was you who set me free
CHORUS
Is the music of my heart
Arty: O how sweet
Taigore: Told u
Arty: well i think this is long enough, i hope it is 2 teach ppl a lesson, dont mess with my reviews, mine rule
Taigore: ur head is 2 big
Arty: thats not nice
Taigore: I meant u have 2 much pride and are arrogant and have a huge ego
Arty: now u r describing Vegeta
Taigore: No im not im describing u
Arty: Neway b4 i go, i got 2 say, the 1st thing i sed when i saw that email was i love J'dee she updated, seriously.
Not like love love though.
This was a weird chapter, very cool though.
J'dee u better keep writng
Taigore: or else she will harp on and on and on and on
Arty: She gets the picture
TAigore: what picture?
Arty: neva mind
Taigore: Ok
Arty: Ciao 4 no
TAigore: Laterz
Arty: GIVE ME A TAIL PLZZZZZZZZZ | Reviewed By: Washu Kobayashi On: November 24, 2002 21:08 CST Comment/Review: The head of the camp is Videl. ^^ Am I right?
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