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| "Letters To The Gundam Pilots" Reviews/Comments [ 20 ] | | Pages (2): [ « ‹ 1 2 ] | Title: Ok so i got bored again
Reviewed By: AloneBlackbullet (Renee) On: April 13, 2004 04:30 CDT
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Up late and bored so now i'm pestering you guys... see this wouldn't happen if you updated more than twice a year... but since there's a bun in the oven' I'll forgive you for being slow.... I found this somewhat amusing 'riddle' in a Saiyuki fanfic and thought I'd throw it your way. (This is what boredom does to me) "I am: THE RANGE OF 8 INCHES LONG. THE FUNCTIONING OF WHICH IS ENJOYED BY MEMBERS OF BOTH SEXES. USUALLY FOUND HUNG, DANGLING READY LOOSLEY FOR INSTANT ACTION.BOASTS OF A CLUMP OF LITTLE HAIRY THINGS AT ONE END AND SMALL HOLE AT THE OTHER. IN USE, IT IS INSERTED, ALMOST ALWAYS WILLINGLY, SOMETIMES SLOWLY, SOMETIMES QUICKLY,INTO A WARM, FLESHY, MOIST OPENING WHERE ITIS THRUST IN AND DRAWN OUT AGAIN AND AGAIN MANY TIMES IN SUCCESSION, OFTEN QUICKLY AND ACCOMPANIED BY SQUIRMING BODILY MOVEMENTS. ANYONE FOUND LISTENING IN WILL MOST SURELY RECOGNIZE THE RHYTHMIC, PULSING SOUND, RESULTING FROM THE WELL LUBRICATED MOVEMENTS. WHEN FINALLY WITHDRAWN, IT LEAVES BEHIND A JUICY, FROTHY, WHITE STICKY SUBSTANCE, SOME OF WHICH WILL NEED CLEANING FROM THE OUTER SURFACES OF THE OPENING AND SOME OF FROM ITS LONG GLISTENING SHAFT. AFTER EVERYTHING IS DONE AND THE FLOWING AND CLEANSING LIQUIDS HAVE CEASED EMANATING, IT IS RETURNED TO ITS FREELY HANGING STATE OF REST, READY YET FOR ANOTHER BIT OF ACTION, HOPEFULLY REACHING ITS BRISTLING CLIMAX TWICE OR THREE TIMES A DAY, BUT OFTEN MUCH LESS. WHAT AM I???????"
| Reviewed By: datenchi On: April 09, 2004 00:38 CDT
Rating(s):Style of Writing: 8 of 10
Spelling & Grammar: 8 of 10
Originality/Creativity: 7 of 10
Enjoyment Factor: 10 of 10
Overall Rating: 9 of 10 Comment/Review:
If you could be reincarnated, who or what would you come back as? What does purple smell like? Would you ever join the army? Out of Tokyo-pop's slew of new manga realses, what's your favorite? Can a virgin be a whore?
| Reviewed By: Fluffy Angst On: April 04, 2004 17:40 CDT
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Yay! ^.^ I love this fic! 1. What is everyone's, including Tori, shoe size? (I'm a children's 3...) 2. What are all the main conventions you go to? 3. Would you ever think of doing Anime Oasis in Boise, Idaho? The small cons are the best ones! 4. Quatre, since we all know that Ai Orisaka was the voice of Seguchi Touma... What is everyone's favorite ironic casting of their voice actors?
| Reviewed By: Cali_Girl On: March 10, 2004 20:07 CST
Rating(s):Style of Writing: 6 of 10
Spelling & Grammar: 3 of 10
Originality/Creativity: 3 of 10
Enjoyment Factor: 8 of 10
Overall Rating: 10 of 10 Comment/Review:
OMG!!! I found your stuff on ff.net and followed the link here from your profile and i love this!!! Your characters are so alive i feel like they're really in the room with me!!! Oh so i'm gonna ask some questions now!!YAY! 1. I was reading though some of the fics and i get the impression you don't like Avril Lavigne. WHy not? Her lyrics are so increadable i just love her sound! You should give her a chance! 2. Have you guys ever thought about doing another season of gundam wing? It would be so great if you did. 3. Have you ever noticed that a LOT of guys in anime look like Heero? Are they clonning him like Sephie or something to put in o ther animes? Love ya HEEEE-CHAN! If you ever have trouble yur babymomma, and your in san diego, give me a buz! I'd totaly do u. ~__^ 4. are any of you still single? 5. Quatre, were you an Trowa really getting it on durring the series? Did you ever do it in the gundam? What about in like someone esles gundam? 6. Which is better, red bull, AMP, or sobe? 5. I've herd asian men have small dicks, is that why you guys won't answer the size questions? 7. If you made your own solgan, to like put on a bumper sticker or t-shirt, what would it be? 8. oh! who's got the best ass in the series? 9. Ladies, is WuFei really a big sexist pig? He seems so cuddly! 10. Any piercings? tattos? 11. Cut or uncut? ok ummm i can't think of anymore. keep up the good work!
| Reviewed By: Alisha On: March 09, 2004 19:39 CST
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*sputters* OK! WHO RATTED ME OUT!?!?!?! >_< That was suppose to be an ANONYMOUS SN... o.o or was that a trick to get me to admit it was me....did I just fall into a trap? >_<
I have no questions at this time.... But it is true that if you snort pixi stix you will sneeze in colors... >.> -Alisha (Iruka)
| Reviewed By: Cat Youkai On: March 08, 2004 22:32 CST
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>_> I am SO flicking someone when I get to...and it won't be Duo *aims her stare at Heero* ^_^ gomen Heero for not saying hi...*bows* I just wanted to pop up and leave a review...besides....my mom took the phone away *pouts* so mean! anyways....no questions this time....although, as I pointed out to Nee. I could SO keep the penis thing going, but I think I should stop before I get ahead. I ain't pulling a Duo and killing a joke. so yeah... PERMIT SOON! WOHOO! Watch out California I will be driving in no time! Did I mention...I live in LA now.... STREET RACING! (note: I wouldn't street race EVER....I don't have enough guts. And no good car.)
| Reviewed By: Shori (it's me Holly, but they wouldn't let me put that...) On: March 08, 2004 22:12 CST
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Heero: I've been wondering this question for a while... o.o; What's your favourite kinda sushi? Tori can answer this too if she wants to.. HI TORI! Everyone: Did you know what if you say 'haut bois' without the French accent, it sounds like you're saying "hot boys"? XD YEAH! I will personally take all the credit for the invention of my English class' new joke... -__-;; even though Smolin turned it into something perverted... Everyone: o.O; Do any of you like Fruits Basket?? I LOVE THAT MANGA!! ^__^ Yuki is a hot sexy girly boy... Trowa: Do you speak Hebrew? ^__^ I can! ...sorta. -___-;; Just barely enough to probably get myself in trouble and carry on a very basic conversation... Q: This isn't a question, but the kid I babysit looks exactly like I imagine you would as a 1-year-old. o_o ^_^ HE'S SO CUTE!! Everyone: What do you guys think about those M-PREG fics? Everyone: Book recommendation! Again, not a question, but you guys SO have to read The Time of Feasting by Mick Farren. It has yuri, blood, sex, vampires, drugs, and I don't remember if the first book has yaoi in it or not but the second might.. haven't read that yet.. but anyways! ^_^ It's a great book. That's it for now. Bye guys!! *Waves*
| Title: For The Love Of Duet!
Reviewed By: Teh Master of Disguise (Rachel) On: March 08, 2004 21:19 CST
Rating(s):Style of Writing: 10 of 10
Spelling & Grammar: 10 of 10
Originality/Creativity: 10 of 10
Enjoyment Factor: 10 of 10
Overall Rating: 10 of 10 Comment/Review:
Nenene, I have more questions! 1) Wufei, how hot would you say Trowa is? 2) Duo, are you any good at Chemistry? If so, can you help me not fail? 3) Quatre; opinion on gay marriage/banning of. 4) Duo; YOU'RE OLD! YOU'RE OLD! NA-NA-NA-NA-NAAA-NA! 5) What is the significance of Mr. Bean? 6) Duet; electric back massagers work well. 7) FUEGO!!! Fuego? Yeah, that's all.
| Reviewed By: ALoneBlackBullet(Renee) On: March 08, 2004 06:29 CST
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This is not ment to be a question but rather I have a bone to pick. (this is not intened to end up in LTTP, I'd e-mail it but I'm not setting up another acount that I'll never use, and you need an acount on this site to e-mail things) No offense to Fei, but this comment inparticular really boils my blood: Wu Fei: "I just feel sorry for them every time you're on medication. They probably have no idea what's wrong when you just flip out and storm out. Think of all the stress you've given them… Like when you were sick, or when you quit eating and sleeping, or when the company totally raped us about that breech and added, like, three years onto our contract. That's just not stuff they need in their heads." Friends help friends deal with problems, that is what we are here for. I've unload as much crap on Duo as he has on me( and I know the ladies have as well) There wouldn't be so many people hanging around the guild or chats packed to the limit if we weren't ready and willing to deal with eachothers issues. If we wanted a perfect image of you guys we'd all just sit around stairring at the anime. Don't feel sorry for me, because I've got a good friend, even if it is only online and we get at eachothers throats once and a while... that's all I ever expected or hoped to get outta this... a friend.
| Reviewed By: ALoneBlackBullet(Renee) On: March 08, 2004 05:50 CST
Rating(s):Style of Writing: 10 of 10
Spelling & Grammar: 10 of 10
Originality/Creativity: 10 of 10
Enjoyment Factor: 10 of 10
Overall Rating: 10 of 10 Comment/Review:
Darn, how many questions did i ask last chaper? 0_o I must have been pulling a lot of all nighters. Anyways, I'll keep it to a minimal this time: 1) Last chapter Duo made the statment (and I quote) "Duo: Hey! Renee's mine. " Ummm at exactly what point was it decided that I was yours? I do not recall agreeing to this. You KNOW my policy; I do not get tied down. I refuse to deny myself or anyone else good sex based on gender, color, or creed. Breast size, Cock size, smell and apperance are the only things taken into consideration...well that and no stupid people. Stupid people shouldn't get laid...they reproduce too easily. 2) Duo:Why don't you just let me fix the dang mustang already? (sheesh not like i haven't be rebuilding classics since i was 12! I need a new drag car anyway.) 3) It seems imposible to find a decent 3x4 doujinshi, so I've decided I should draw one. But I need models. Any volunteers? (Q, I promise to keep the bondage at a minimum)
| Title: Questions
Reviewed By: Midnight Wolf Angel [MediaMiner Member] On: February 09, 2004 22:08 CST
Rating(s):Originality/Creativity: 3 of 10
Enjoyment Factor: 10 of 10
Overall Rating: 10 of 10 Comment/Review:
Duo: Why do you call yourself the god of death? Heero: What's it like to pilot wing zero? Trowa: How do your bangs stay like they do? Wufei: Why are you so stoubbern? Quatre: What's it like to have sisters, cause i'm an only child?
| Title: Letters to the Pilots
Reviewed By: Shackled Lover On: January 08, 2004 14:03 CST
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Im actually from fanfiction but hey... hers some more questions for the gang!^^ 1) Word Relation:-Mac & Cheese - Pajama Party - Harry Potter - Cow jumped over the moon - Gap Co. 2) Quatre- Chai Tea or Chai green? 3) Heero- Read the story Torment of Love by MoonEnvoy on fanfiction and tell me what you think... anyone else can comment if they like... 4) Whats wrong with Canada? I live in Alberta even though im dating an american from kentucky... 5)Tori-What did Tokyo ever do to Kyoto? 6)Heero-What did Kyoto ever do to Tokyo? 7) wufei-Can you teach me how to say hi how are you in mandarin if you remember? 8)to all-come on aol and chat my aims minayuy 9)to all-where can i find pics of you in real life if any? 10)duo-what age do you consider underage when it comes to your lovers? 11) is there anyone in that houshold that has slept with everyone else? 12)to all-bondage or dominatrix... tori to 13) what animes do you recommend to me? 14) will you come to edmonton to go to animethon11? 15) evan- whats the best and worst quality or quatre? 16)are my questions buggin you? theres a lot of them... 17)heero- in your opinio whats your faviorte torture device to use on Duo? 18) duo-peanut butter or jelly? 19) to all-can you tell im curious?my bfs curious as hell... guess he passed it to me...-_- 20) to all-if you could die your hair any color what would it be? 21) guys and duet and tori if applicable- fav axe deodarent? 22)to guys- which for sex... other then yourselves-_- 23)to all- best sex toy? 24) to all- fav movie non anime? 25)to all-if you could have teret syndrome whould you? i would... 26)heero-would you date more goths/punks or preps? 27)quatre and evan-howare you today^^? 28)k im done now...every one poke duo for me!
| Reviewed By: Trustless On: December 16, 2003 16:36 CST
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I read this... I gots a couple questions, too. 1) What bands do you guys like? 2) Are any of you virgins? 3) For Tori: how did you meet these guys? 4) Who has the worst time holding onto girl/boyfriends? mmmyep...
| Reviewed By: Iruka_Yuywell [MediaMiner Member] On: November 21, 2003 08:21 CST
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did I mention I have an account here too! ^___^ Keep it up Tori!
| Reviewed By: Momma Cat... but who cares? On: November 17, 2003 09:05 CST
Rating(s):Originality/Creativity: 10 of 10
Enjoyment Factor: 10 of 10
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I like the story and the idea. I only read the first chapter though. This sory is way long! I did catch the tail end of chapter ten though... are you telling me you stole Duo and Heero from fan girls?! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! ... Actually you can have Duo but Heero... NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Oh well there is always Zechs. MMmmhhh Zechs thats a spicy bishoonen bitch!
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