| "A Rift In The World" Reviews/Comments [ 3 ] |
Title: Hate...
Reviewed By: Evil Psycho Demi-godess [MediaMiner Member] On: December 12, 2003 21:09 CST
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*Very creepy voice.* I hate you... 1. Legolas is not gay with Aragorn you stupid hetero shipper! (ignore that.) 2. Legolas does not think that way about Arwen. 3. Legolas is not gay with Aragorn you stupid hetero shipper! 4. Legolas is not gay with Aragorn you stupid hetero shipper! 5. I hope that you are attacked by insane dwarves that want to rip out your hair and feed it to you through a tube while smacking you with a wrench.
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Reviewed By: Evil Psycho Demi-godess [MediaMiner Member] On: December 12, 2003 20:34 CST
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Ignore grammar errors, I was mad at all the Shippers that make the Elves gay, they really piss me off! NO GAY ELVES!!!!!
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Title: Uh oh.
Reviewed By: Evil Psycho Demi-godess [MediaMiner Member] On: December 12, 2003 20:32 CST
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I'm not even gonna read this until I know the pairings. If they are gay Elves or Hobbits, then I hate you. If you make Elrond or his twins, Glorfindel, Celeborn, or (especially) Legolas and/or Haldir gay... YOU SHALL PERISH UNDER THE HAND OF SIOFRA OF THE BEREKS!!!!! No one knows who Siofra is or what the Bereks are but me! Let's just say she's the widely renowned amongst the people of the Bereks for her strength in all fields and for her background. (The Germanic King of Elves, Aubrey is her father.) Want ot know more, email and DO NOT MAKE HOT ELVES GAY! *Laughs like Nelson from Simpsons* Ha ha!
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