[FanFics] Support This Site
[ New Forum ] [ Register ] [ Login ]

User Profile FanartFanartFanFicsFanFiction
User Name:Hiei_Kurama_and_Yusukes_Baby1
Name/Nick:Smash
Last Visited On:Nov. 22nd, 2004, 13:54:25, PST
Registered On:September 09, 2004
Email:
Homepage:n/a
ICQ Number: n/a
Yahoo Handle:miss_smashly@yahoo.com
AIM Handle:n/a
Biography:OK, LET'S GET THIS STRAIGHT FIRST! IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE WAY I WRITE MY DAMN STORIES, THEN DON'T FLIPPIN READ THEM! IT'S THAT SIMPLE!! I THANK EVERYONE FOR R&R MY STORIES, BUT TO EVERYONE ELSE, LIKE A ::ahem:: PERSON I WILL NOT SAY, GO TAKE IT SOMEWHERE ELSE, CAUSE I'LL NEVER BE IN A MOOD FOR IT TILL THIS DAY ON!!!!!

::back to happy mood::
YO!

I'm Ashley, but you can call me Smash, or the smash, or smashers, or smashly, or Hiei's Babe.

I want to give a shout out to my buds, Angela, Mea, Angelica and Jake!! YOOOO! lol. ok, hope you like my stories! And as you can see, I've done nothing really but do this bio thing. I've got ALOT of quotes and all that kind of junk, so enjoy!
Cha!

Note from friend--DON'T-PISS-ASHLEY-OFF! She can be evil. The only one she's been evil to is me, and I'm strong, trust me! If you knew me, you'd know. She may look like peaches and cream, but she's hell--End of note
Ya, idk. I was ticked at her, so she put that after I was ticked at one of the people on fanfiction, and I still am!!

Hiei-::glares at person:: Get a flippin life onna.
me-thank you hiei! Now I'm going back to my bio and story!!


my favorite shows
-----------------
Inuyasha
Yuyu Hakusho
Case Closed
Wolf's Rain (haven't seen much, but looks good)
I want to see Galaxy Angel!

Pairings
--------
InuyashaXKagome
SangoXMiroku
InuyashaXAngelica(lol)
MirokuXAngela (hehe)
HieiXme!!!!! (ALL THE WAY BABY! lol)
KuramaXYukina
YusukeXKieko
BotanXKomena (i guess)
YusukeXme!!!!
Kikyo/hell!!!!
MeaXKyle (ohh, did i say that? ^-^)
JakeX......idk, Yukina?

Pairings that should NEVER happen
---------------------------------
InuyashaXKikyo
InuyashaXKikyoXKagome
MirokuXKikyo
MirokuXKagome
HieiXBotan
KuramaXBotan
HieiXKurama
HieiXKuramaXYusuke
HieiXYusuke
KuramaXYusuke

My Favorite Foods
-----------------
Pasta
Cheeseburgers
Sweet Snow
Pizza
Chicken, Steak, etc.
etc....

Favorite Drinks
---------------
Shirely Temple
Coke
Dr. Pepper (oh yeah!)
Mountain Dew
Mountain Dew Code Red
Pepsi
Milkshakes-Cookies N' Cream, Chocolate, Strawberries, etc.
Cactus Cooler
Chocolate Milk
etc.

Things I like to do
-------------------
Shop
Write
Hang out with buddies
Be on the interant all day
Read other stories
Cook
Read
Play video games (Hell yah!)
Arachery
Swim
and so much more!

Favorite Songs-
My Immortal-Evanscence
Love Song-311
Pieces of me-Ashlee Simpson
Slipped Away-Avril Lavigne
LaLa-Ashlee Simpson
METALLICA ALL THE WAY BABY!!!!!!!

Favorite Actors and Actresses-
Sandra Bullock
Jennifer Aniston
Brad Pitt
Johnny Depp

My Husbands-
Johnny Depp
Daniel Radcliffe
Brad Pitt
Hiei!! (:3)
and lots more

Favorite Quotes-
Tell me, What's it like living in the constant haze of stupidity?"--Hiei
"Hn,"--Hiei
"Burger.....Cheese Burger.....Chili Cheese Burger!"--Mea
"I like eggs" --Debbie from Amanda show
"Elvis....PRESLEY!!!!"--me, hyper
"SIT BOY!"--Kagome
"Hamburgers are made out of WHAT?"--people
"You killed Kenny!--Stan
"YOU BASTARDS!!"--Kyle
"Whhhaaaaddddaaaaauuuuuupppppp??"--Jake
"Damnit dude, what the hell?"--me
"Celax!!"-Joselyn from school
"Roar! I'm a lion!"-Emily from School
"Tay Tay is so sexyyy"--Mea and me
"Taylor is my tay-bear"--Mea
"Simmer down, dude, Simmer down"--Me
"Ha Ha Ha, look at the chicken"--me
"I will kill all clowns, kill all clowns"--me
"AHHHHHHHHH! SMASH YOU BRAT!!"--Mea when I showed her a webite with a clown/mime.
"stop blowing holes in my ship!"--Jack Sparrow
"I love Weddings, Drinks all around!"--Jack Sparrow
"::Sneezes:: Oh sorry, I'm allergic to bull-sh*t"--Will Smith from I,Robot
"Baka"--Hiei
"NEVER give me lemonade! ::5 seconds l8ter:: give me!"--me
"Lemonade has rum in it, I know it! Cuz it has this, lemon thing goin on. I've never tried rum, but I know!, it has rum in it!"--me, hyper
"JAVA JAVA JAVA JAVA JAVA JAVA......"George of the Jungle
"Egg-Pancake..."Mea's dad
"Dangit, why won't rich and famous people shut up?"--me
"DUDU!(mea)TUTU OR LULU!(Jake)MOOMOO!(mom)-me, hyper and bored.
"When there's a way, there's Save-A-way!"--bro and i bored
"You know, the T.A.T.U girls aren't really lesibans."--Jake (don't ask)
"Oh Cry me a river, Build me a bridge, and GET OVER IT!" --me
"Ebay!"-fishy from Finding Nemo
"You want a piece of me? Huh? Do ya, Do ya, Do ya??"--Dory from Finding Nemo
"Thannnnnkkkkk yoooooouuuuuuu veeeerrrrryyyyyy muuucccccccchhhhhhhh"--Dad from Finding Nemo
"Wow, I wish I could speak whale," Dory
"Orgers are like onions!' ::Sniffs:: 'They smell bad?' 'Yes....No!'"--Shrek and Donkey
"Not my buttons! Not my gumdrop buttons...."--GingerBread Man
"Dude! She shot with her eyes closed!' ::Turns around:: 'You shot with your eyes closed?' 'Well I got him, didn't I?' ::will takes gun:: 'Aim, THEN fire!'--Will, Shia, and girl from I, Robot
"::sign says, 'you are here.' 'How do they know that?'"-my bro at Disneyland
"Oh, it's on now!"--Jake on yahoo
"Me, I'm dishonest, and with a dishonest man you can always trust him to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you have to watch out for, because you never know when he's going to turn around and do something incredibly stupid!"--Jack Sparrow
"AHHHH DAMNIT YOU STUPID SCREWED UP CLOWN!!!!!"--Me
"Two words! Shut-up!"--me
I thought you would know better then to corner an animal such as a fox Karasu, we have a tendency to show our teeth." --Yoko Kurama
" I don't take orders, and I don't deliver death wishes if you wish to die kill yourself."--Hiei
"Oh Hiei, your so fine,
your so fine you blow my mind,
HEY HIEI!
HEY HIEI!
Hiei-::tries to hit me:: I TOLD YOU NOT TO SING THAT SONG AGAIN ONNA!!!
me-:3 ain't I a stinker?"--me and hiei

Miroku: Oh, I beg your pardon. I thought you no more than companions, apparently you are in *love* with Kagome. My...this is awkward.
I-Y: *sweat drops* Huh? You've got it all wrong... She-She's just a jewel detector!
Kagome: Ugh! Is that all I am to you?! Oh, I forgot, you've got a thing for DEAD girls!! Hmph.. Who should I help out? Miroku's a lot nicer than Inuyasha..
I-Y: You wouldn't dare betray me!
Miroku: You can't really blame her, you could treat her more kindly.
I-Y: Oh, what do you know?!
Kagome: He knows how to treat a jewel detector! You could learn a thing or two!
Miroku: Like being more gentle.
Kagome: Yes! Exactly! Being more gentle.
Miroku: Like this...
Kagome: Hey! Get yours hands off me!
I-Y: I TOLD YOU NOT TO TOUCH HER!!!--Inuyasha, Kagome, and Miroku
"How many days did it take for you to figure out how stupid you are?"--bro
"me-you silly goose!
jake-cool, I'm a goose!
me-:D"--jake and i chatting
"me-look! there's YMCA!
friend-Duh! They spelled MACY's wrong!
me and other friends laugh"--me and friends
"BELIEVE!!!!"--Mea and I hyper; in high-pitched voice
"Yes yes, I know! I talk alot. But that's me!"--me
"No man/woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry."--email
"Spongebob-but, they're good for your soul...
Squidward-Oh please, I have no soul
Devil-::laughs evily::"--Spongebob and Squidward
"'Oh I know why, because my parents like to bang each other that's why'"-my friend Hpangel with her story; line about miroku and sango
"When Life gives you lemons...don't let Ashley have them"--friend
honest people are just good liars- jake
doh- homer simpson
kiss my shiney metal ass- bender from futerama
"When Life hands you lemons, THROW THEM AT SOMEONE!"-Sticker





LOOK AT WHAT I FOUND!
=====================
You've had too much Inuyasha when...


+ You just gasped in horror and yelled at the computer "HOW CAN YOU LOVE INUYASHA TOO MUCH?

+ Your nails have been filled to a point...

+...So you can run around saying "Ill rip your bowels out if you dont..." and "Sakkon Testsou!"

+ Your cat's new name is Kirara

+ You tape an extra tail to your cat.

+ Whenever you see a long stick, you have the urge to swing it around and scream "TESTUAIGA!"

+...and then you wonder why the stick doesn’t get bigger

+ ...and you wait...

+ ....Then you drop the stick and run around hitting people, (Your demon blood has awakened! RUN)

+ You have hot glued dog ears to your head

+ You wear a boa over your shoulder, when people ask why you either give them a death stare or say "ITS A MAN BOA!"

+ You've developed an interest in archery

+ You've had Inuyasha related dreams

+ You run around saying "Inuyasha is sponsored by the following!"
In Japanese, because Inuyasha says it

+ Then you wait for people to ask what you just said

+ "Keh" is a now part of you vocabulary

+ You've cosplayed/halloweened as a character, when 'un-anime' people ask you've what the hell you are, you respond with
"YOUKAI TAIJIYA, SANGO" or "HANYOU INUYASHA" etc.

+ You've made a shrine to Inuyasha ...in your house...with incense and candles.

+ You've been known to stare at your Inuyasha posters for hours...

+ you dye your hair silver and add two red stripes to both your arms and face and then put a purple crescent moon on your forehead

+ Make a huge boomerang

+ write your favorite characters' name all over your test

+ Your mom calls the fire department after you jump down the well in your backyard and get stuck.

+ You rename your dog Inuyasha (or Sesshoumaru) and, since it's a black dog, you paint it white.

+ The only command your dog responds to is "sit"!
..or 'Osuwari'..

+ And you got a dog just so you could say, "Inuyasha was sitting on the couch and...”

+ Your English teacher tells you that "Keh.." is not a word, and you report her to the principal as incompetent.

+ You ask the local jeweler if he has the shikon no tama....

+ ...and then decide he's a demon who's trying to hide it when he says no.

+ If you see a girl with long black hair, you become convinced she's dead.

+ You are depressed that you have never been attacked by a giant centipede woman demanding the shikon no tama.

+ You decide school uniforms are the height of fashion...

+ You rename your little sister 'Souta' and inform her that she's a boy.

+ You can sing "My Will" backwards, forwards and upside down.

+ You can sing "Change the World" backwards, forwards and upside down.

+ You hear the theme while you're sleeping.

+ Your boyfriend thinks you like Inuyasha/Sesshoumaru/Miroku/Kouga/etc. more than him.
He's right!

+You walk around answering "Feh or Keh" when you don't know what else to say. You have a girl following you around looking for a lost piece of jewelry in an extremely short skirt (That’s not a bad thing), and your friend has a nasty habit of sexually assaulting anything with good strong hips to bear children and breasts. You also know that you watch too much Inuyasha when an orange haired midget constantly tries to annoy with his bag of magical tricks. And a pale anorexic looking woman wants to drag you to hell, or at least 6 feet under.

You know you watch too much Inuyasha when...

1. You adopt a white puppy and name it Inuyasha or Sesshomaru (I might do that if I get a white puppy.)
2. You take archery lesions and wear either a priestess’s robe or a green mini skirt.
3. You try to use your toy boomerang against people as a weapon.
4. You glue extra tails on your pet cat.
5. You go down every well you see to see if you can go to the Fudel Era.
6. You cheer everytime Inuyasha and Kagome act like a couple (Guilty as charged)
7. You have a favorite ending theme even though you can't understand Japanese. (Guilty as charged)
8. You go crazy if you miss part of an episode you may have already seen.


if your still reading, you must be REALLY BORED!



ok well, I will write my stories ASAP. Cho!
 
FanFiction    [ 1 Fan Fic(s) ]    Add Author to Favorites