| User Name: | I wish I was Kermit |
| Name/Nick: | Enorema |
| Last Visited On: | Jun. 13th, 2006, 14:07:00, PDT |
| Registered On: | December 12, 2004 |
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| Biography: | Helloo, people out there in the big, wide, scary, criticizing world...(ahem) Isn’t this great?
I get to finally post a fanfiction. Questions are, why was I holding back? Simple... I have a novel of my own I’m writing, and couldn’t be bothered. But now I am bothering!
Guess what? Guess what? I’m special... special ed! HAHAHAHAHA! Don’t laugh, its true...
In case you haven’t noticed, I’m either really hyper or on a miracle pill. Where can you get this pill? It’s called ‘Friday’. Aint that great?
Some random stuff about me...
APPEARANCE
I’m a girl, and I’m 14-just turned 15. I have a round face and a smile that makes my cheeks puff up like apples. I have large lips. I’m Caucasian (but that doesn’t matter, now does it? NOPE!). I have small hazel eyes, brown hair and bangs. I’m chubby.
FAV STUFF AND PEOPLE
I like wearing sweatshirts. I love fantasy novels, movies, pictures...etc. I have a dog named Alley Cat. No, ‘dog’ is not a typo. GAH! I HATE TYPOS! Anyhoo, I love music.
I have a twin named Caitlyn (names are changed for safety purposes ^_^) that looks nothing like me. Seriously; we don’t even look related. I have a big brother who’s just recently turned 21. I have a big sister who, in a few months, is about to turn 23. I also have two loving parents and two adoring Grandmothers.
I live in vast Canada! And no, there is no igloos here, and I haven’t seen a polar bear in my life. Not a beaver either, for that matter... Oh, wait, in case you count that time I THOUGHT I saw one... I’m also not a curler or a lumberjack. DAMN CANADIAN STEREOTYPES! Oh... we do say “eh” though.
And spell colour with a u.
I love to draw, read, and write.
BOOKS TO READ
A tale of two cities by Charles Dickens
The Named, The Dark by Marriane Curley
The Ararat by (I don’t remember who)
The Changeling Sea by Patricia K. Something or other.
Harry Potter books... but they’re kinda getting old
Anything by Vivian Van Velde
BOOKS TO SHUN TO THE BITTER REACHES OF HELL
The serpents egg, the burning crown, the twisted blade. Anything by her.
Stuff that I’m listening to right now:
Shell by Bana
Half Pain by Bana
Mutter by Rammstein
Sonne by Rammstein
Sober by Tool
Parabola by Tool
Creep by Stone Temple Pilots
Bullet with butterfly wings by Smashing Pumpkins
Voodoo by Godsmack
Hurt by Johnny Cash
There There by Radiohead
History by Controller Controller
Breaking the Habit by Linkin Park
Y control by Yeah Yeah Yeahs
And That’s about all, folks.
FAV SHOWS/MOVIES
Inu Yasha(of course)
Witch Hunter Robin
Gundam Seed
Spirited Away
Legend
Nightmare Before Christmas
Interview with A Vampire
PET PEEVES!
People who make fun of other people. There one world, people, and life sucks- we shouldn’t try to make it worse.
People who borrow stuff and never give it back. I’m still waiting for my pencil I lent to some dude three days ago. (it was a great pencil!)
People who don’t laugh when you are at least trying to be funny.
When my favorite shows are replaced for a night by a movie that nobody wants to watch anyway.
When somebody makes fun of you and you try to be nice and laugh at their attempts because they don’t really mean it.
Awkward social situations...
GEORGE BUSH! (no offense to those who like him, I just don’t like him and nothing can change that)
WAR! It is jsut a pointless money-making chaos machine!
FAV Fanfiction pairings:
Kag/Sess
Kag/Inu
Sango/Miroku
Naraku/Kag
Robin/Amon
Haku/Chihiro
RANDOM, FUNNY STUFF I FOUND ON THE INTERNET! (www.bored.com)
Cheesy Pick-up lines
Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
Can I borrow a quarter? "What for?"
... I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.]
Pick up a pack of sugar that actually says, "sugar" on it and say, "You dropped your nametag!". ]
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after.
Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.
Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
Hey baby, you've got something on your butt: my eyes.
Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
I must be in heaven because I'm standing next to you!
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. (SUPER CHEESE!)
You must be from out of space cause I can see the stars in your eyes.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first. (Now, that's just gross.)
Can I have directions? "To where?" To your heart.
Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away! (Very Gross)
Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say...
"I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet."
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on
the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
Wow! You're like Gillette. You're the best a man can get.
I'm a fotune teller and i predict that in about two minutes your going to be snogging me
"Hey baby how about we go play Marco Polo; In the shower?"
You must be good at the flute cause you sure charm my snake. (EW.)
Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
(I don't know)
Enough to break the ice. Hi, my name is....
Every rose needs its thorns thats why I should be with you.
My pencils may be number 2, but you are number 1!
Guy: It's a good thing I have my library card, because I'm checking you out.
Girl: Oh, sorry, I'm reserved for someone else.
You got something on your chest: my eyes
I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
Q: "Can you hold something for me?"
A: Sure.
(Slip your hand into theirs). (AWWW.)
Guy: Do you hear that
Girl: What
Guy: Oh sorry that was my heart singing for you
(Say it with me kids...1,2,3...AWWWW.)
Actual Signs That We Have Found <
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A sign seen on a restroom dryer at O'Hare Field in Chicago: Do not activate with wet hands.
At a car dealership: The best way to get back on your feet? Miss a car payment.
At A Laundry Shop: How about we refund your money, send you a new one at no charge, close the store and have the manager shot. Would that be satisfactory?
At a Music Store: Out to lunch. Bach at 12:30. Offenbach sooner.
At a number of US military bases: Restricted to unauthorized personnel.
At a pizza shop: 7 days without pizza makes one weak.
At a Santa Fe gas station: We will sell gasoline to anyone in a glass container.
At a tire shop in Milwaukee: Invite us to your next blowout.
At a Towing Company: We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.
At a Used Car Lot: Second Hand cars in first crash condition.
At an Auto Body Shop: May we have the next dents?
At an optometrist's office: If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.
At the electric company: We would be delighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't, you will be.
At the entrance of the large machinery plant: Warning to young ladies: If you wear loose clothes, beware of the machinery. If you wear tight clothes, beware of the machinist.
Billboard on the side of the road: Keep your eyes on the road and stop reading these signs.
Church sign: To remove worry wrinkles, get your faith lifted.
Door of a plastic surgeon’s office: Hello. May we pick your nose?
English Sign in German Cafe: Mothers, Please Wash Your Hands Before Eating.
Gym: Merry Fitness and a Happy New Rear!
In a Beauty Shop: Dye now!
In a cafeteria: Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. Socks can eat any place they want.
In a cleaner’s window: Anyone leaving their garments here for more than 30 days will be disposed of.
In a counselors office: Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional.
In a dentist office: Be true to your teeth or they will be false to you.
In a department store: Bargain Basement Upstairs.
In a dry cleaner's emporium: Drop your pants here.
In a farmer’s field: The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but be aware that the bull charges.
In a Florida maternity ward: No children allowed.
In a health food shop window: Closed due to illness.
In a hotel during a conference: For anyone who has children and doesn’t know it, there is day care on the first floor.
In a Laundromat: Automatic washing machines. Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out.
In a Los Angeles clothing store: Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks.
In a Los Angeles dance hall: Good clean dancing every night but Sunday.
In a Maine restaurant: Open seven days a week and weekends.
In a New York medical building: Mental Health Prevention Center
In a New York restaurant: Customers who find our waitresses rude ought to see the manager.
In a non-smoking area: If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
In a Pennsylvania cemetery: Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves.
In a Podiatrist's window: Time wounds all heels.
In a restaurant window: Don't stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up.
In a safari park: Elephants please stay in your car
In a Tacoma, Washington men's clothing store: 15 men's wool suits - $100 - They won't last an hour!
In a Texas funeral parlor: Ask about our layaway plan.
In a toilet: Toilet out of order. Please use floor below.
In a veterinarian’s waiting room: Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!
In an office: After the tea break, staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board.
In an office: Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday kindly bring it back or further steps will be taken.
In downtown Boston: Callahan Tunnel - NO END
In front of a New Hampshire car wash: If you can't read this, it's time to wash your car.
In the front yard of a funeral home: Drive carefully. We’ll wait.
In the offices of a New Jersey loan company: Ask about our plans for owning your home.
In the vestry of a New England church: Will the last person to leave please see that the perpetual light is extinguished.
BUH Bye Peoples!
OH- I know it seems like there is no Fanfcition yet- but Its getting there, trust me! He he he. REVIEW, GODAMMIT! It makes me so so so happy! It's not hard! Luvs! |
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