| User Name: | Emotionless_Facade |
| Name/Nick: | None of your business |
| Last Visited On: | Jan. 17th, 2007, 15:36:21, PST |
| Registered On: | August 08, 2005 |
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| Biography: | Name: Screw you
Age: I'm as old as my tongue but a few years older than most of my teeth
Interests: being evasive
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Favorite quotes from various people/fanfictions/books:
“Keh, Sesshoumaru flayed the runt’s butt. Here. Fix it,” Inuyasha said as he shoved the squirming kitsune, butt first, in the old miko’s direction.
~From: What a Girl Needs by SoutasSister~
“Inuyasha, I can see your butt crack. Why are your pants falling down? ”
~From: What a Girl Needs by SoutasSister~
“Crud, I had the weirdest dream,” he said, “I was running from, like, giant crowbars and then they all fell into some lava. Then this big black dog that had your voice came out of the lava and was all like, “YOU RETARDED IDIOT!” and then ate some guy who I was poking with a stick. Then I said “Holy SHIT! That was my poking guy!” and the dog was all like, “Meh.”
~From: If Only You Knew by TakaiWolf
“This stuff rocks,” he commented, “The, like, fizzy, is awesome.”
~From: If Only You Knew by TakaiWolf
“GOOD LORD!” he cried, “OH GOD, IT’S IN MY EAR! OH GOD, OH GOD!”
~From: If Only You Knew by TakaiWolf
“Heh, I’ve got your nose Inu-Yasha,” he said with a grin.
Inu-Yasha stared up at him, rage boiling in his eyes, and he gasped.
“You what?” he demanded, getting to his feet, “You took my nose? What the hell? Give it back!”
“No,” Sessho-Maru said, turning his head away from Inu-Yasha, but watching him out of the corner of his eye.
Inu-Yasha growled.
“Gimme my God damned nose back, you jerk!” he yelled, lunging at Sessho-Maru’s fist.
Sessho-Maru moved his hand and Inu-Yasha tripped, and then he stood and snarled angrily.
“GIVE IT BACK!” he yelled.
“Uh-oh, Inu-Yasha,” Sessho-Maru said slyly, forcing his venom into the claw on his thumb to make it glow green, “I think it’s dying.”
Inu-Yasha gasped in horror.
“GIMME MY GOD DAMN FUCKING NOSE!” He roared.
“Tsk tsk, such language,” Sessho-Maru chided.
Inu-Yasha growled and ran at Sessho-Maru, flailing his fists at him. Sessho-Maru smirked and put his hand on Inu-Yasha’s head, easily holding him back. Inu-Yasha snarled, and then Sessho-Maru released him and he fell on his face.
“Ow!” Inu-Yasha moaned as he sat up, rubbing his face, “Ow, that hurt my n… MY NOSE!”
~From: If Only You Knew by TakaiWolf
“Oh no! A piece of wood! I’m doomed! Satan, save meeeee!” he choked.
~From: If Only You Knew by TakaiWolf
@N: I laughed for like five fucking minutes after I read that one… it still makes me giggle…
“Yeah,” Max sighed, “My gym class was all like “Aaah! An American!”… And then they dumped me in the trash.”
~From: If Only You Knew by TakaiWolf
@N: If you haven’t noticed, I really like this fanfiction. It’s is well executed, I think, and very funny. You won’t regret reading it.
“Wait! You haven’t seen my socks yet!” he told her as he hiked up the leg of his pants, as if incredibly proud of the fact that his socks were-
“Pink.” Kagome blinked. “Well, at least they’re baby pink… not neon pink…”
~From: Dead Famous by Rozefire
“That is the fattest cat I have ever seen!” Miroku exclaims, finally noticing Buyo on the counter after the stupid thing had meowed so loud it was like someone had tried to cheese-grate its fur off.
~From: Imaginary by silentmiko242
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Stories In Progress
Blood of your Enemy
Chapter One: Complete
Chapter Two: In Progress...
“It had taken the old man and Hagrid ten minutes to figure out what it was that she did, another two minutes to consider the possible remedy, and then three different spells before his clothes let go of their death grip on the ceiling and Inuyasha lowered himself from the ceiling.”
Tsuki no Usagi
Chapter One: Complete
Chatper Two: In Progress...“Destiny sucks, I wanna new one. One preferably where I don’t have to beat up ten foot tall, teenage ninja turtles from hell that conveniently choose to attack at places other than school. I mean I’d even let them go around and wreak havoc a bit just so we could get out of the place for bit.” |
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