| User Name: | j320 |
| Name/Nick: | Jordan |
| Last Visited On: | Mar. 03rd, 2018, 15:26:24, PST |
| Registered On: | June 06, 2006 |
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| Biography: | I am mostly going to write about sonic and friends. DEY RUELZ!
BUT BEFORE YOU READ MY BIO THINK ABOUT THIS: This is the first lie I've ever told, said Shadow.
is he lying, or is it the truth...i'll leave you to ponder* that while you read my bio
MORE ABOUT ME....
gender: gal
height: not sure, oh well!
weight: how rude! i oughta... (is hit with brick)
eye/hair color: green, and dirty blonde
is this another boring bio?: YES INDEEDY DO!
birthday: april 15
stuff i like ta do: read, write, play sports, stuff, be random, watch football, stuff, cook, play DDR/videogames, stuff, laugh, get dirty, listen to music, squeal, stuff, poke things, hug things, do the worm, wrestle, flirt with TheRealScootTh, and um... did i mention stuff?
stuff i dont like to do: flame people, shop, watch people do girly things, see sonadow fics, prank call people, eat when i'm full, umm... i'll think of more...
things im bad at but do anyway: draw, dance to dorky music, sing, do gymnastics, play sports, write
special talents or unique abilities: umm... i can wiggle my pinky toes side-to-side, i can touch my tongue to the bottom of my chin but not to my nose, and i can cross my eyes.
belly button type: inney
red sox or yanks: RED SOX 4 EVA!
Coke or pepsi: COKE! ALL DA WAY!
location: look in your nose. further...further...
single?: a-nope, i hav a prty good relationship goin with TheRealScootTh! love ya baby!
what i'm doing right now: writing this bio,and breathing...i hope.
fav pairings: sonamy, knuxouge, shadouge, tailcream, silvase, vecnilla, tikalchaos
less-than-fav pairings: shadamy, knuxtikal, knuxjulie-su, shadtikal
pairings i dont care about: sonblaze, pretty much anything with an oc in it, tailsmo,sonouge charmycream
pairings i HATE!!!!: sonelise, sonadow, sonsally, bigANYONE, chrisANYONE, espiovector
characters who i believe must die (and why):
Sally- i hate her almost more than bush. some people hate sally just because she doesn't wear a shirt, but i hate her because all she really does in the comics is bitch off about sonic getting hurt when he's fighting. in case you havent noticed, princess doo-doo, he's a HERO! he DOES THIS STUFF FOR A LIVING! not to mention the infamous 130 or 131 i forget which in the comics, where sally made sonic choose between his job as a hero and her. not only was that completely unfair to sonic since heroing's what he lives for. naturally the people need protecting, and sonic did his best to make it even for everybody, but when he chose a hero, sally slapped silly and yelled something like "YOU'RE SO SELFISH SONIC!!!!" dude!
big: completely useless char...he's not even one of those chars that was made to die for dramatic effect. he hasn't earned the right to live.
chris: the gay, bumbling idiot who has absolutely no point in anything except making doe eyes at tails and sonic. he gave me headaches. I NEVER GET HEADACHES!
omochao: i don't really hate him, he just scares me
elise: i hated the idea of getting back to the same ol "hero saves princess" dealy. and the kiss at the end made me want to throw up, swallow razor blades, or both. the genie chick from next gen was better, though we already did that "egyptian magic" dance in sonic riders and nothing good came out of it.
OC'S: (more may be added in the future)
Silk:(PERSONAL FAV)
age:15-16
brief background: her parents were murdered by a mysterious killer, so she was forced to live on the streets. the only thing she has left of her parents is a gold locket with a faded picture and an inscription "love and respect all living things, etc etc" she had nothing to do, so she got into music. then the friends she had made on the street were murdered by the same person. she got knockedo out, left on the street, and shadow found her and took her in. the rest is history or something.
appearance: long black-and-white streaked hair in a ponytail, dark blue eyes, black bellyshirt, red vest, dark jeans, worn-out black gloves w/the fingers cut off, black shoes with white stripes that meet in a V at the front, and of course her gold locket.
likes: animals, plants, people in general, hyperness, parties, ddr, music, books, adventure, nature, playing sports, getting dirty
dislikes: boredom,arrogance, dead, unnesescary violence, being proved wrong, girly things, people who put themselves before others
abilities: able to read minds, make energy shields and blasts
weakness: getting REALLY REALLY MAD, zectonite**
Sylvia:
age: 19
breif background: dumped in an orphanage at birth, sylvia has no memory of her parents. she grew up cold and alone, and went to work for Dr. Evan Robotnik at age 14. she has been loyal to him until he killed cream's mom, then went to help sonic &co. who knows where she is now?
appearance: red bat with black cropped hair, yellow eyes, black jumpsuit, many ear piercings.
likes: power, being right, salsa dancing, little kids
dislikes:crying, most men, evan robotnik, druggies, stereotypes
abilities: has honed her senses to extreme sharpness, excellent fighter, some mechanical experience
weakness: little kids
Dr. Evan Robotnik
age: unknown
brief background: he is eggman's step brother. they had a huge rivalry at about age 10 and he never got over it. when he found out his brother was trying to take over the world, he wanted to do it first. thus, he went into hiding and plotted.
appearance: just over 3ft, bald with a mustache like Eggmans but a lab coat like Dr Gerald's. that's it.
likes: besting his brother, power, shiny things, kittens
dislikes: people who comment about his height, leprechauns
abilities: he is a complete and total madman, yet he is brilliant. his knowledge in illusionary technology surpass both tails and eggman.
weakness: people making fun of his height, alcohol, and people madly in love
quotes i like to say
OMG THAT'S THE BEST THING EVER
wha....
knowledge is power, but power corrupts, corruption is a crime, and crime doesnt pay so if you keep studying, you'll go broke!
FANTABULICIOUS!!!
A BAH DIT DOO!
THAT IS AMAZING!!!
i know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, every body's nerves, everybody's nerves, i know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and this is how it goes...
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
I HAVE BEEN DIAGNOSED WITH THE BOUNCING COW GENE!!!
questions of life:
how does food become poo?
where in the rhyme does it say that humpty dumpty was an egg?
why can't guys hug people without being called "gay" or people thinking more to it, while girls can hug pretty much anyone and no one pays much mind?
WHAT THE HELL IS IT WITH DUDES AND THEIR HAIR?!?!?! every time i decide to eavesdrop on a guy-to-guy conversation it's about their hair! god!
who was the first person to look at a cow and say: "hmm, i think i'll pull these things under here and drink what comes out"?
why do men wear underwear?
why is the world in love again? what was it in love with before?
why aren't people satisfied with nail/hair color?
if a tree falls in the forest and no one hears it, why does anyone care about the noise it makes?
how come only one match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
what is the speed of dark?
where in gods name does amy keep that hammer? and if she keeps it where i think she does, why isn't sonic turned on by it?
why are they called stands when they are made for sitting?
why are a wise-man and a wise-guy opposites?
why do people say a house burned up when it burned down?
if you succeed in failing, what have you done?
how can you be on thin ice and fall into hot water?
isn't expecting the unexpected making the unexpected expected?
shouldn't buldings be called builts when they're finished?
if a turtle has no shell, does that make it homeless or naked?
if barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
has anyone else ever put a peep in the microwave? anybody?
you're wierd: why thank you for noticing!
that wasn't a compliment: oh was it?
no: oh
.....: DOTS!!!
yes they are: i likers the dots
....creep: more dots!!!
ur a queer!: meenie
its meanie: I SAY MEENIE!
okay then: okily dokily
why are you having a conversation with yourself?: because i am alone...in the dark....with a glowing computer screen
ook: yeppers
MESAGE ME IF U WANNA KNO MORE!
*by ponder, i meant make yourself slowly insane while your brain drives you in circles.
**zectonite is a very special mineral i made up found in only the harshest conditions underground. basically, zectonite is to silk as kryptonite is to superman. there are different levels of it, some more powerful than others, blah blah blah. if you need me i'll be in my room...which is this room...so i'll be right here i guess |
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