| User Name: | narusaku4eva |
| Name/Nick: | ross |
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| Registered On: | September 09, 2006 |
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| Biography: | yo! hmm how to start this off... i share this account with my little brother as he's to lazy to get his own =P
about me:
gender: male
age: old enough =P
b-day: sept 10
job: fitness instructor
dreams: to become a firefighter (kinda different direction from fitness instructor but this has always been my goal just a fitness instructor to pay the bills till i get into the fire service), to marry my g/f, have a bunch of kids and give them everything they deserve, to kick the ass of the guy who created crazy frog, to travel the world and see everything that makes the world beautiful, to figure out what the hell the blue button on my vcr does!!
i have short, spikey, dark brown hair that tends to get very fluffy (I'm told by a number of my friends that its cute but i just think its annoying), average height, fairly large build (as can be expected from being a fitness instructor) i look a lot younger than my age my eyes are emerald green with a bit of amber in it but sometimes change colour depending on my mood (imnot joking its really weird, they go grayish when I'm angry or upset... maybe i should see a doctor about it) I'm almost always smiling and laughing at something, I'm a nice guy and will get on well with just about anyone... oh and i have a massive addiction to kenco iced cappuccino (my description of the taste would have to be... an orgasm you can drink ) if your between me and a can of it, you've got two options 1) run out the way as fast as possible while distracting me with a large number of cans the stuff. or 2) loose a body part and regret not choosing option 1
my little story:
i wasn't always on such a straight track, i used to be addicted to everything, drugs, sex, alcohol, you name it, i was taking it, all to cope with depression , losses and just to cope with life. Then i found love in a very special woman and i never looked back. I gave up everything for her and i never regretted it, not even once. I now have dreams of a family that i never thought I'd have, a future that i never thought i deserved and dreams that were just dreams until i met her. jenny has been my light in the darkness and i owe her everything, she might not agree that she saved me but it is true none the less. i love you jenny, you are the world to me, and i promise to spend the rest of my life trying to make you as happy as you have made me.
my fav pairings in naruto:
hinata + naruto
hanabi + naruto
tayuya + naruto
temari + naruto
Ayame + naruto
female kyuubi + naruto
female haku + naruto
and now pairings i cant stand in naruto:
hinata + kiba
shino + hinata
hinata + any1 who ain't naruto ( i just cant stand it, it really REALLY pisses me off)
sasuke + ne1 at all ( i hate sasuke SO much he is such an arrogant prick i was in heaven when he finally fucked off to be orochimaru's little butt monkey, he just really gets on my nerves)
not a big fan of incest pairings but I'll read it if the story is awesome
i don't like yaoi pairings Although if the plot is good ill still read it, but has to be pretty damn good
Authors I respect:
Metroanime the founder of the pokegirl world, if you don’t know about pokegirls then your not a true lemon lover (wanna find out more? check out http://www.angelfire.com/mn3/pokegirls/main.htmlthe pokegirl world project)
opposingforce for his fic simplicity is complexity which I cant stop reading
Tiek Mo Shet for his pokegirl fic 'on the run' might just be my favourite of all time but sadly he stopped writing and its not looking like he's gonna continue it
Light hawk for his fic 'wild cat journey' the very first pokegirl fic I read and it got me hooked on em =)
speculafor his fic... well all of em lol. fav would have 2 b 'living behind a mask' but if 'chances missed' gets finished that might change
damewren for her fics 'two halfs' 'twice shy' and 'guilt trip' although she was unable to complete the entire series of these because her view on violence, whether real or fictional, changed during the writing its still an excellent naruhina fic (my fav pairing of all time)
there are others i respect a lot but these are the ones i respect the most because of their exceptional (in my opinion) talent for writing.
sorry if i don’t mention your fics but i got a favourites list about a foot long but the chances are that if I've reviewed your fic your definitely in my favourites since i only review fics i like.
You know you live in 2007 when...
1) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years
3) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have MSN or Myspace
4) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9) You were too busy to notice number 5.
10) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12) Now you are thinking, "I have to put this on my profile!"
13) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
anime charicters i like:
1. naruto (naruto) - because he's naruto
2. hinata (naruto) - because i love shy girls
3. yuzuyu (aishiteruze baby) - because she is sooooo adorable and i love how she says 'pudding'
4. dita (vandread) - because she's so funny... oh and the massive boobs help too hehe =P
5. shinobu (love hina) - again because i love shy girls
If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile
Touch it gently. Stick two fingers in. If its big, stick three in. Rub it up and down slowly, even left to right if you feel up to it. Get it nice and wet. When done, slowly take it and put aside then move to the next one. Then after all of them, rinse and dry your fingers. Yeah...
That's how you wash a cup. Put that in your profile if you thought this was about something else, you know you did!
anime characters I hate:
1. ryoga (ranma ½) -because he's an annoying, self-righteous, hypocritical ass-hole, he thinks ranma is so bad but he's the one the sneaks in to an unknowing girls room at night and snuggles up against her breasts... or lack there of.
2. sasuke (naruto) -because he's a smug, stuck-up little bastard who wouldnt be such hot shit if he lost his sharingan.
3. kuno (ranma ½) - because he's kuno... if youve seen ranma 1/2 you'll understand although he can be funny. the same way seeing old laddies fall down is funny, you know it's not funny but you still laugh. =P
4. kiba (naruto) - he just annoys me and we all know he has fleas
5. akane (ranma) - she's everything ranma says she is: tomboy, ugly, flatchested, etc, etc. she needs to get laid, the repressed, self-centred little bitch. maybe then she would calm the fuck down.
animes i like:
naruto (obviously)
DNAngel
beck
he is my master
ai yori aoshi
aishiteruze baby
psychic academy
girls bravo
hantsuki
Inukami!
vandread
tsubasa chronicle
ichigo 100
zatch bell
please teacher
please twins
gakuen alice
UFO princess warukyuri
green green
Grenadier
love hina
getbackers
elfen lied
bleach
naruto shippuden
tenchi (all of them)
flames of recca
ah my goddess
ranma 1/2
one piece
chobits
fruits basket
beet the vandel buster
fooly cooly
final approach
full metal panic
evangelion
tenchi gpx
samurai deeper kyo
cat girl nuku nuku
mahoromatic
Mahou Sensei Negima
eyeshield 21
fate stay night
dears
Mamoru kun ni megami no shukufuku wo!
yu yu hakusho
steel angel kurumi
ouran high school host club
great teacher onizuka
martian succesor
kage kara mamoru
strawberry panic
I's Pure
Kasimasi Girl Meets Girl
toradora
kiba
Higurashi no Naku Koro ni (this is the most disturbing anime I've ever watched especially when rika bashed her head against the knife in episode 5, that was so creepy)
hunter x hunter
Kanon
kamikazekaitou jeanne
yakitate japan
lamune
Kyou Kara Maou
da capo
Midori no Hibi
pita ten
akaneiro ni somaru saka
pataliro saiyuki
princess princess
Maho Tsukai Tai
I My Me! Strawberry Eggs
Yoake Mae Yori Ruri Iro Na -Crescent Love
This Ugly Yet Beautiful World
black cat
Otome wa Boku ni Koishiteru
kagihime
full metal alchemist
prince of tennis
Sumomomo Momomo
mai hime
air gear
Zero no Tsukaima
Angel Sanctuary
Amaenaideyo Katsu
shuffle!
Futakoi Alternative
azumanga daioh
kagihime
Otome wa Boku ni Koishiteru
black cat
mai hime
Angel Sanctuary
Hanaukyo Maid Tai
hand maid may
Seto no Hanayome
canvas 2
Nagasarete Airantou
Lovely Complex
Goshuushou-sama Ninomiya-kun
Clannad
Kyou No Go No Ni
desert punk
muteki kanban musume
club-to-death angel dokuro-chan
Chokotto Sister
burst angel
Renkin San-kyu Magical Pokaan
kasimasi (girl meets girl
Outlaw Star
myself; yourself
Akane-iro ni Somaru Saka
hellsing
i don't currently have any fics finished yet as my job requires a lot of my time, if its not my job its my g/f, if its not her its getting drunk, if its not getting drunk its trying to live down and apologise for things i've done when i was drunk. so you see i don't get a lot of time to work on my own fics and when i do I'm usually hungover or incredibly tired so i end up with half a fic written then i find an appalling plot hole that's woven into the story so deep that there's no way i could sort it out without re-writing the whole fic. but i suppose I'm just making excuses... which i am. but i don't care, I've taken a bash at writing and find it too stressful for the moment. maybe once my life calms down a bit... yeah like that's gonna happen any time soon.
well now you know about me. if i think of anything else I'll let you know =P
i found these quotes on another profile and thought they were funny:
"I'm not lazy, I'm just energetically handicapped." (describes me perfectly)
"I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, it's because I hate plants."
"Kinda hard not to be a smartass when you're talking to dumbasses all the time." (i regularly say this )
"Big Bang Theory: In the beginning there was nothing... which exploded."
"Atheism: The belief that there was nothing and nothing happened to nothing and then nothing magically exploded for no reason, creating everything and then a bunch of everything magically rearranged itself for no reason what so ever into self-replicating bits which turned into dinosaurs. Makes perfect sense."
"Cancer: nature's way of telling people to stop screwing with radiation"
"I hate deadlines, they make me late for things" (my own little contribution hehe )
This story is about a little girl that was abused. If you care about it, and want things like this to stop then copy and paste it to your profile.
My name is sarah I am but three,
My eyes are swollen I cannot see,
I must be stupid I must be bad,
What else could have made My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight,
don't make a sound!
I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse my name he calls I press myself Against the wall.
I try and hide From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more,
I finally get free And I run for the door.
He's already locked it And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!",
I scream But its now much too late
His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain again and again Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy, Murdered me.
Child Abuse, MAKE IT STOP!
Month one
Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.
Month Two
Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.
Month Three
You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.
Month Four
Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.
Month Five
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?
Month Six
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!
Month Seven
Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.
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