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User Name:	otaku717
Name/Nick:	hana-chan
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Biography:	Gay marriage: 1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning. 2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall. 3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract. 4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal. 5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed. 6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children. 7) Obviously, gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children. 8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America. 9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children. 10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... -- Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage My parents are DIVORCED, therefore I MUST be mentally unstable. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun. I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world. I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I'm JAMAICAN so I must smoke weed. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie &amp; Hollister. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore. I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a big peter. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool. I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy. I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken. I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.Added by~invaderzebra I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. I hang out with TEEN DRINKERS/SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too. I'm CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST hate gay people. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over-controlling bitch. My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over-controlling and a bitch. Ones added by other people: I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser. I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself. I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual. I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak. I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled. I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak. I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I WEAR A BIG SUN HAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and a MURDERER! I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. Added by QuibblerMe I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover. I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob. I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality. Added by ru-shin I love TO LEARN so I MUST be boring. Added by Sycon I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist. I'm a GUY with LONG HAIR, so I MUST be a hippie/druggie. I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek. I'm a GUY, so I MUST love sports. I'm NOT RELIGIOUS so I MUST be treated like crap until I pray to your god. Added by~K6204 I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports. I am a PUSHOVER, so I MUST have controlling friends I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at work I am not EMO, so I MUST be uncool. I am WHITE and I like to DANCE, so I MUST be lame I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird. I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight. I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday. I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST not do anything on Halloween. I am POOR, so I MUST not have good hygiene. Added by~WolvenViking I am a HOUSEWIFE, so I MUST have no self respect. Added by:~Gr3ySky200 I consider myself 'NORMAL', so I MUST be boring. I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall, blonde, blue-eyed lesbian. I like READING, so I MUST be a Loner. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a terrorist. I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be white. I SPOT AND CORRECT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. I'm AUSTRALIAN, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s. I go to RENAISSANCE FAIRS, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times I’m GAY, so I MUST be after EVERY straight guy around. I don’t want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be Lesbian. I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting. I love MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak. I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. Added by: Larxene II (www.fanfiction.net/~larxeneii I do BALLET, so I MUST be girly, like the colour pink, and hate tomboys. I like to listen to CHRISTIAN MUSIC, so I MUST hate metal rock and people who listen to it. I'm a FIGURE SKATER, so I MUST like pretty dresses, classic music, hate eating and is a sissy. I like to READ, so I MUST do nothing except read. I don't agree with CONFORMING, so I MUST act all freaky and be loud. I'm a GIRL, so I MUST like to talk about crushes, dolls, not getting dirty, and parties. I never have a CRUSH on a guy (/girl), so I MUST be lesbian (/gay). I don't DROOL over a lot of BISHIES, so I MUST be a lezzy. I don't believe in DATING TOO SOON, so I MUST hate people who date. I FANgirl(/boy) over fictive girls/BIshojos (boys/BIshies, if you are a boy), so I MUST hate guys (or girls). I don't like YAOI/YURI so I MUST be a homophobe. Added By: Stormi Skyes Weathers I like Kingdom Hearts, so I MUST fangirl(/fanboy) over Riku(/Kairi). I DON'T want to date until I reach driving age, so I MUST be brainwashed by my parents. I'm a PRETEEN, so I MUST want to have a boyfriend(/girlfriend) already. I'm FEMALE, so I MUST have long hair. I don't STUDY much but still get STRAIGHT A's, so I MUST be cheating. I'm WELL-TO-DO, so I MUST be snotty. I'm going to HAWAII FOR CHRISTMAS, so I MUST shove it in everyone's faces. I don't think VEGETARIANISM makes sense, so I MUST think all vegetarians are hippies. I have a DEEPISH voice, so I MUST be emo. I'm easily ANNOYED, so I MUST be bratty. I'm NULL, so I MUST hate everyone. I'm a HUMAN, so I MUST be labeled. I LISTEN TO ROCK MUSIC, so I MUST be a rebel. I'm AGNOSTIC, so I MUST treat Christians like crap. I'm a GUY, so I MUST be a perv. I'm NOT EMO, so I MUST be a loser. I get NOSTALGIC, so I MUST be childish. I'm OKLAHOMAN, so I MUST love rodeos. I'm a GIRL, so I MUST love horses. I'm OKLAHOMAN, so I MUST talk like those people in Western movies. Added by: KiriharaAkaya I'm a SWIMMER, therefore I MUST be a lifeguard. I'm a LIFEGUARD, therefore I MUST be a slut for preforming mouth-to-mouth CPR. I'm a GYMNAST, therefore I MUST be a whore. I'm a MALE GYMNAST, therefore I MUST be gay. I'm a MALE BALLET DANCER, therefore I MUST be gay. I don't TALK ABOUT SEX all day, therefore I MUST be stupid. I'm POLISH, therefore MUST be an idiot. I don't buy DESIGNER CLOTHES, therefore I MUST be poor. My parents are DIVORCED, therefore I MUST be mentally unstable. I grew up with a SMOKER/ALCOHOLIC/DRUG ADDICT, therefore I MUST be one myself. I think STRING ORCHESTRA is better than band, therefore I MUST be an out-of-date geek. I'm a COSPLAYER, therefore I MUST love attention, being glomped, and sewing. I'm a serious CROSSPLAYER, therefore I MUST crossdress in real life and be gay/lesbian. I'm from CHICAGO/NEW YORK, therefore I MUST own a gun. I'm from CHICAGO/NEW YORK, therefore I MUST always worry about being shot. I have a MENTAL disorder, therefore I MUST be stupid. I lived/grew up with somebody with a MENTAL disorder, therefore I must have problems like theirs. I've fallen in love with a good FRIEND, therefore I MUST have never only liked them as a friend. I've fallen in love with a FRIEND of the SAME GENDER, therefore I MUST be a homosexual slut. I have almost KILLED someone, therefore I MUST be a murderer intent on destroying everyone. I've almost/have been ARRESTED, therefore I MUST be a desperate, psychotic bitch. I have had SUICIDAL thoughts, therefore I MUST be emo and depressed. I have had SUICIDAL thoughts, therefore I MUST be insane and deranged. Added by me: Otaku717 I love YAOI/YURI/HENTAI, therefore I MUST not be getting any. I believe in GAY RIGHTS, therefore I MUST be gay myself. I am FEMALE, therefore I MUST be weaker then all guys out there. I prefer BISHOUNEN, therefore I MUST be in the closet. I refuse to GIVE UP MY RIGHTS, therefore I MUST hate security. I have had SUICIDAL thoughts, therefore I MUST have nothing but suicidal friends. I am currently CONTENT with my life, so I MUST have no dreams for the future. If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop judging others, then POST THIS! Pick the stereotype that fits you the most, and put it in the subject when you re-post this. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that, paste it in your profile:D 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and lose when it's weird. If you agree copy this and put it in your profile. (Only sometimes. SHUT UP!) For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is where you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favourite song plays. Crazy is where you do or say a totally random thing, like 'do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?' or start having a thumb war with yourself (I find I am a tough opponent). So if your crazy copy this onto your profile. 92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie or Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your bio if you would be in the 8 percent laughing at them. I hvae been tlod taht as lnog as the frsit and lsat ltrets of lnegor wrdos are in the rgiht oedrr, the biran wlil be albe to fnid out waht tehy wree borefe you mexid tehm up! A good friend will come and bail you out of jail, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying 'Damn! That was fun!' If you've ever spent a long amount of time looking for something that you were holding/wearing, copy this to your profile and add your name: Amber Put this in your profile if you ever saw a boy and a girl hugging and was tempted to scream, "NO! DON'T DO IT! SHE'LL FIND OUT ABOUT THE CURSE!" I used to hate going to weddings when I was younger. It seemed that all my aunts and grandmother type family would always come up to me and poke me in the side cackling, &amp;amp;quot;you're next.&amp;amp;quot; They only stopped when I started doing the same thing to them during funerals. If you just think that the kids should just give the bunny the freaking Trix, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, FantasyFan5, Dedikated, Ramandu's Daughter, xRae Asakurax, Otaku717 Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it , moodiful819, TrinityFire13Guardian137, DJ HiHi Kimiko,XSakunoXRyuzakiX, xRae Asakurax, Otaku717 If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. Human Stupidity On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (and that's the only time I have to work on my hair). On a bag of Fritos: ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special of the day) On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be...how, exactly?) On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost."(but, it's "just"; a suggestion). On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Hmm...a bit late to tell me now!) On Marks Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought it would be iced over, or something?) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (I never would have guessed...) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (Aww, and after all the trouble NASA went to to buy these so we could decorate our space-shuttle for Christmas...) On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Wow...talk about a news flash!) On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.) Only in America! (I'm allowed to, I'm a citizen xD) 1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. 5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. 6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. 7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. 8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. 9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'. 10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

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