| User Name: | Chaotic Moon |
| Name/Nick: | Alessandro |
| Last Visited On: | Nov. 10th, 2009, 08:13:38, PST |
| Registered On: | September 09, 2009 |
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| Homepage: | n/a |
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| Yahoo Handle: | n/a |
| AIM Handle: | bentallgeese3@aol.com |
| Biography: | WELCOME
Hello, I am Shimmering Chaotic Moon, and this is my profile page.
Welcome.
My thanks for being interested enough in my profile to take a break from pornography-searching, ebay-buying, youtube-watching, facebook/myspace/twitter posting, forum-chatting and any other activities to come see me and my page.
I don't particularly care about your ideologies, feelings or general opinions, but I do care about your reviews of my stories. And I thank you in advance for them, if you so choose to submit some.
UPDATES(Our relationship)
Once I get posting stories I may post a single chapter, or perhaps more at the beginning. Anything after that will require a review for each subsequent chapter. In the take-and-give relationship I give the chapters, you get the story. On the other end, you give the review(s) you get the next chapter. I believe this works well for both of us.
MORALS
I have none. Therefore, you may find a variety of subjects, details, and other pieces and aspects of my stories that may not be to your liking. If this is so, either submit a critical(that is to say, an objective examination and non-aggressive yet spirited response) review or simply do not read. I mean no offense, and I shall take none. However, I would prefer if people were to be respectful if they had any problems with my writing.
DISCLAIMER
As I said before, I have no morals. However, I am hardly willing to be arrested, banned or otherwise inconvenienced over some bits of text. Because of this none of the themes in my stories are intended to push, break, bend, buckle or otherwise manipulate the boundaries of the law or of the site. If they are, I will take them down immediately if asked to.
Similarly, I will list here that I claim no rights to any unoriginal material in my stories. Including but not limited to characters, places, things, events, languages, species, rings, swords, sweatbands, lip piercings, thongs and Nazi memorabilia.
PENNAME
I love chaos. I love moons. Therefore, in a sudden burst of enthusiasm and creativity, I decided to meld to two things into one text box to create my profile.
I also wish to destroy the world by using a HAM radio's waves to pull the moon down onto the planet so if you wish to be a part of that please send me your home address and I'll be sure to send you a dirty old newspaper with some other things written on it in crayon intended to be directions on how to do so. Quickly, we must beat the sun and the chaos that shall ensue in 2012 to the punch.
WRITING
I live under a bridge and try to wash people's windows with newspapers and alcohol during the day, so expect chapters, when properly motivated to do so, to come at nighttime. Though it takes me a while to get to the top of the New York state building and use its height to get a decent signal for my laptop. There also is unfortunately, as far as I can see, now power outlet up here. So I won't have a very large window in which I can post.
GOODBYE
Thank you for taking the time to look at my profile page and I hope you enjoyed it and didn't take it too seriously. Have a fun time with the rest of your meaningless lives now and I hope to see you online soon. Bye bye.
(P.S. Anyone who doesn't like me because of my possibly offensive remarks simply has no sense of humor. *Cackling*) |
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