| User Name: | Animeanie |
| Name/Nick: | Laguna Strife |
| Last Visited On: | Jun. 26th, 2012, 16:56:54, PDT |
| Registered On: | August 08, 2001 |
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| Biography: | The cold wind blew its icy frost against my face, its bitter cold seeking to chill me to the bone. But the storm's anger was in vain, for my heart was already colder than the ice, and my face had already been frozen. Frozen in the hearltess, merciless glare of a person obsessed with one goal: vengeance. That winter was the coldest...
Cold as that winter was, though, it has nothing to do with my writing. I am Animeanie, romance writer for the anime age! My true name is Harry Harold Haroldo I. I'm an iguana who lives in Canada. I'm part of an unofficial branch of the US government. My top-secret mission is to spy on the Canucks and see why all those Canadian pennies and quarters keep ending up in the pockets of US citizens. The government believes that it may be a sinister plot to disrupt the US economy.
When I'm not spying on Canucks, eating lettuce, or sky-diving, I like writing romance fanfics about anime characters. I haven't been writing long, so some of my stories may be novice-level. Due to a lack of time and opposable thumbs, I write and type slowly, so be patient.
My advice on life:
1. Never kiss a weasel
2. Bagels make lousy conversationalists
3. Socks first, then shoes
4. If you play with water, be prepared to get wet
5. If you need to immediately vommit (say you swallowed some poison), ask what's in a hot-dog. If that fails, ask what haggis is
6. Oompa-loompas DO exist
7. Don't stand near a ticking package
8. Duct tape will save most problems
9. Avoid boarding airplanes that lack wings
10. Canada is cold.
My dream is to reassigned to an assassination attempt on the guy who made CD wrapping. If I could have one thing in the world, it would be an Energizer battery that really DOES last forever.
Well, it's been fun, but I've gotta run. It seems there's a moose sneaking across the boarder with a bag of quarters... |
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