| User Name: | Ifonly |
| Name/Nick: | Ifonly |
| Last Visited On: | Feb. 19th, 2003, 12:26:09, PST |
| Registered On: | September 09, 2002 |
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| Biography: | Bio? well, lets see here.
At the age of four i was abandoned by my parents to carnies (circus folk) and raised by the bearded lady. I spent my youth selling popcorn and turkey legs to the freakishly normal people.
Once I had saved up enough money to escape my life of circus tricks I left for Albany NY. But soon, however, I learned that Monopoly money is not REAL money and was forced out into the streets, by an janitor named Lt. Bininkins.
By a kiss of kismet, i won a computer from the barber shop down the street and now spend my lonely days and nights in my cardboard home restlessly typing anything imaginable for seer amusement.
I dearly hope all who read this learn a very important lesson: Never ever, take the lead elephant's peanuts. Never ends well. Ever. |
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