Fan Fiction ❯ Lord of the Rings : What REALLY happened (Behind the Book) ❯ Lothlorien ( Chapter 2 )
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By: Angel_Star 
Again, I am not going to spoil this chapter! Hope you like it!
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Again, I am not going to spoil this chapter! Hope you like it!
Anime/Manga: Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Adventure / Action / Romance / Fantasy / Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 01.27.2003 | Pages: 6 | Words: 2.1K | Visits: 330 | Status: Completed
Chapter 2 - Lothlorien
After the incident with the Balrog in the mines, Gandalf fell on the abysm,
and left the fellowship without their precious weeds. The fellowship, now with its new leader Aragorn, heads to the woods of Lothlorien. While the traitorious white wizard, Saruman, sends his army of fighting URUKHAI to stop them...
Prologue - Mines of Moria
Gandalf, finally reaches the bottom of the abysm, with a loud crack.
Gandalf: Its gonna take more then a fall to kill me!
The Balrog falls on top of him, Gandalf is knocked to uncounstiousness
Balrog: Finally, I ve reached the bottom!
The Balrog looks at Gandalf's body, and notices that Gandalf is carrying some weed.
Balrog: OHHHH! What is this? AH! Hobbit weed! I like that!
The Balrog lights up the weed on himself and starts smoking.
Back to the fellowship...
Frodo: Ouch! My butt hurts! Let s stop for a minute, shall we?
Aragorn: By night time these hills will be full of orcs!
Merry: There are no orcs!
Gimli: Are you trying to tell me that we imagined all those orcs?HAHAHA!
Don t make me laugh!
Pippin: Forget about it Merry!
Aragorn: Boromir, Legolas, get them up!
Legolas: Whom?
Aragorn looks around and sees that everybody is standing
Aragorn: Never mind...
minutes later, they reached the forest
Gimli: keep close hobbits, I heard there is a powerful elf witch around here...
Legolas bursts in to laugher
Legolas: silly Gimli, its not a witch, its queen of the forest, Galadriel.
Gimli: Whatever!
suddenly they are surprised by a pack of elves, aiming arrows at them
one of the elves comes forth
Haldir: halt! who goes there?
Aragorn: Aragorn son of Arathorn, heir of Gondor!
Boromir: GONDOR HAS NO KING! GONDOR HAS NO KING!
Merry: Ok, Boromir, We got the point!
Boromir: WICH POINT??
Haldir: Who the hell is this??
Boromir: it should ve been mine! it should ve been mine!
Haldir: what is he talking about?
Frodo: OH! He is talking about the....
Aragorn punches Frodo in the face
Aragorn: Remember Frodo, it is supposed to be a secret!
Haldir: What is supposed to be a secret??
Aragorn: Did I say secret?
Gimli: He didn t! he said elf witch!
Haldir: What elf witch?
Gimli: The one that lives in the forest!
Haldir: Mistress Galadriel is no witch! How dare you say that!
Gimli: Look I ve made a song!
he starts singing
Gimli: Galadriel is a witch! Galadriel is a witch! She...
Before Gimli can finish his song, Galadriel and Celeborn, her husband, appear in their front. Galadriel seems to be drunk. Celeborn is helping her to walk.
Galadriel: How dare you call me witch!
Gimli: Who are you?
Galadriel: I am Galadriel, Mistress of the forest!BURP!
Celeborn: Calm down hon, you still can't walk by yourself...
Galadriel: Let go of me!
Galadriel pushes Celeborn away, walks 2 steps and falls down. Gimli helps her up. Legolas watches with an envious look.
Galadriel: Thank you, Master Dwarf.
Gimli: You're welcome! You know, I said you were a witch...But, looking carefully, you look more like a fairy!
Galadriel: Thank you! You know, I always thought that men with beard were very attractive!
Gimli: OH! Thank you! I also thought that female elves were attractive!
Celeborn: excuse me! Instead of flerting with my wife, could you tell me who the hell are you?
Legolas: I am Legolas, he is Gimli and those are Aragorn, Boromir, Sam, Frodo, Merry and Pippin
Galadriel: And where the hell is Gandalf??
Aragorn: Gandalf has fallen into darkness... Wait a minute... How come you knew about Gandalf? Our Fellowship was supposed to be a secret!
Haldir: Was that the big secret!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
all the elves start laughing wildly
Celeborn: You should know the elves don ' t keep secrets among themselves, and you should also know that master Elrond is half elf and he was the one who created the silly fellowship of yours!
The elves laugh even more, Aragorn starts laughing too
Aragorn: I know... I am sleeping with his daughter
the elves stop laughing
Celeborn: How dare you sleep with master Elrond's daughter, without his concent?
the elves aim the arrows at Aragorn, Boromir withdraws his sword
Boromir: THE ORCS HAVE FOLLOWED US INTO THE FOREST!
the elves start laughing again
Haldir: Was that hobbit weed??
Pippin: Finally someone clever! Yes it was hobbit weed! these guys have been smoking it all night!
The elves lower their weapons
Celeborn: What are you waiting for? Give us some!
Elves: YEAH!!!
Aragorn: It would be nice to smoke some with you guys, But old Gandalf fell into the abysm with all our stock!
Frodo: My Butt is hurting! Don't you guys have a place for we to rest?
Haldir: Sure come with us!
Night falls, and the fellowship is on Galdriel's palace, but none of them are asleep except for Merry and Pippin. Frodo and Sam are playing hide'and'seek at the forest as usual, Boromir is talking to Aragorn when suddenly...
Galadriel(inside Boromir's head): The white city WILL fall!
Boromir: THE WHITE CITY WILL NOT FALL!!!
Galadriel: The White city WILL fall, You and your father will perish. I can see it!
Boromir: THE WHITE CITY WON'T FALL!!!!!!!!!
Aragorn: Calm down Boromir... You' ve smoken too much weed!
Boromir: GET OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
Aragorn:Nobodys here Boromir stop pretending!
Boromir:NO IT WONT,YES HIS NAME IS FARAMIR,WHY DO YOU ASK,GET OUT OF HERE,THERE ARE NO ORCS,IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN MINE!!!!!
Aragorn:Sweet Gandalf,you re mad!!!!
meters away Galadriel and Gimli laugh at Boromir s suffering
Gimli:That should teach him!you re full of surprises Galadriel!
Galadriel:So are you master dwarf!BURP!Wadda ya say if we cut the crap and get to what really matters??
Gimli:That s what I wanted to hear!
Gimli climbs on e small bench Galadriel had by her side and they kiss each other with passion.Legolas finds Aragorn and Boromir.
Legolas:Have you guys seen Gimli?
Arogorn:Nope,why?
Legolas:just wondering where he is......
Legolas walks away,and Celeborn shows up.
Celeborn:Anyone saw my wife?
Aragorn:Nope.Why?
Celeborn:Strange Galadriel never vanishes like that...
Celeborn walks away searching for his bride,Boromir and Aragorn look at each other.
Aragorn:Gimli and Galadriel missing....are you thinking what I m thinking?
Boromir:Actually IM feeling IT because that bitch forgot to shut down the mental link she established with me!AND I CAN TELL YOU.....ITS U G L Y!
Aragorn:Oh my!Get the hobbits!
While Boromir and Aragorn are waking the hobbits up,Legolas finds Galadriel kissing Gimli.
Legolas:YOU BITCH!!!!!!
Galadriel and Gimli look at him
Legolas:HE WAS MINE!!I SAW HIM FIRST!!!!!!
Galadriel:Finders keepers sweetie
Gimli:Legolas what youre talking about?
Legolas:I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!!!!!
Galadriel:OH YEAH?OH YEAH?YOU THINK URE SO COOL?YOU THINK SO?YOU THINK SO?BRING IT ON!!!!!COME ON SISSY BOY,BRING IT ON!!!!!!
With a wild fury Legolas attacks Galadriel and they begin fighting and pulling each others hairs while Gimli watches horrified.One of the elfs passes and sees the fight.
Featured elf:GIRL FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!
In less than ten seconds the whole forest is watching the fight,Galadriel seems to be winning,she takes a bite on Legolas s ear.
Legolas:AHHHHHHH!!!!!My ear!!!!!SHE TOOK OF MY EAR!!!!!!!!
Gimli:Cool.
The crowd begins cheering for Galadriel and betting on her,while Celeborn and the rest of the fellowship arrives
Merry:YO!CHECK IT OUT!Galadriel is kicking Legolas s ass!
Pippin:YEAH!Finally we get some fun in this boring trip!!!!
Frodo:OW I hate fights!She s spoiling Legolas s face!
Celeborn:What cause this anyways?
Haldir:Your wife sir.....she...kissed the dwarf!
Celeborn:She often kisses travelers.....
Haldir:Not in the mouth sir!
Celeborn s face angers,Merry and Pippin begin laughing
Celeborn:What could possibly be so funny?
Merry:Well...she seems to have a crush for small guys...
Pippin:YEH!yeh!She kissed us both too and she would kiss Frodo and Sam if they werent playing hide and seek
Merry:Yeah!AND boy SHE IS HOT!
Frodo:My Sam seems hotter!
Sam:You dam right I am!
Celeborn enrages even more,Boromir begins murmuring to himself
Aragorn:Now that I noticed...yeah she is hot!
Pippin:You should try her Aragorn,IM sure Arwen wouldn t mind
Aragorn:My good Hobbit..she would never know!
Pippin:YEH!YOURE RIGHT!
They begin laughing
Celeborn:GALADRIEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ga ladriel and Legolas stop fighting,Gimli helps Legolas up.
Galadriel:What now?
Celeborn:You betrayed me with this dwarf and these two hobbits?
Galadriel:Well....yeah
Celeborn:AND YOU DARE CONFESS WITH NO HARD FEELINGS??
Galadriel:WELL....YEAH!ANYTHING IS BETTER THAN SLEEPING WITH YOU!
Celeborn:Why you........KILLTHEM!!!KILL THEM BOTH!!!!!!!AND KILL THE HOBBITS!!!!!!!!
Haldir:But sir.....we cant kill Galadriel!
Celeborn:then I WILL KILL THEM!!!!!!!
Celeborn attacks Gimli they begin fighting,Haldir tries to grab Merry and Pippin but the hobbits join themselves to fight him,Galadriel attacks Legoals again,the crowd begins cheering and betting on their favorites.
Aragorn:IT HAS TURNED INTO CHAOS!
Suddenly,Boromir mistakes Celeborn with Saruman
Boromir:ITS YOU!!SARUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!
Aragorn:Boromir DONT YOU DO IT!!!!!!!!!
Boromir jumps on top of Celeborn and with his sword cuts his head off.
Boromir:HAHA!FALL TO GONDOR S MIGHT YOU ROTTING TRAITOR!
The crowd freezes in horror as Boromir kicks Celeborn s head on Haldir s head and he falls unconsious making the hobbits think THEY actually defeated him by themselves.
Boromir:Dont think I forgot about you GRIMA WORMTONGUE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Galadriel lets Legolas go and kisses Boromir
Galadriel:My hero!YOU SAVED ME from that boring husband!
Boromir:SARUMAN HAS A WIFE?!!?!?!?!?!????
Gimli:YOU BETRAYED ME FOR THAT HUMAN?!?!?
Galadriel:Sorry Gimli,I have a crush for traitors!
Gimli:YOU ARE A WITCH AFTER ALL!
Gimli attacks Galadriel and takes a a piece of her hair
Featured elf:FIRST THEY KILLED MASTER CELEBORN AND NOW THEY WANT TO KILL MISSTRESS GALADRIEL!STOP THEM!!!!!
the elves aim their arrows at the fellowship
Aragorn:Let s get out here fellas!
The fellowship evacuates the forest under a rain of arrows,Merry and Pippin kiss Galadriel when they pass by her,and so does Aragorn.
Aragorn:Dont tell Arwen!!!!
Galadriel:I wont , my king!!!!!!
Frodo suddenly stops running
Frodo: But how are we going to get out of here???
Featured elf: DON'T LET THEM GET TO THE BOATS THAT WE LEFT BY THE RIVER!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aragorn: HEAD TO THE BOATS THAT THEY LEFT BY THE RIVER!!!!!!!
As they were running, Boromir trips over something,its Gollum, that had been following the fellowship since they left Rivendell.
Boromir: WHAT? GOLLUM? YOU ARE FOLLOWING US?
Gollum: No! Smeagol not here! You smoke too much hobbit weed!
Aragorn: BOROMIR, LET'S GO!!!!!!!!
Boromir continues following Aragorn thinking that Gollum was just a vision...
Finally the fellowship gets to the boats and head into the river where they were safe...for now...
Epilogue - Isengard
Saruman is on top of his tower, talking to one of the flying Nazgul.
Saruman: last time I saw you, you were riding horses!
Nazgul: The She elf killed our horses, now were riding these cheaper but deadlier thingys.
Saruman: Whatever! Just tell your Boss that there will be no dawn to men!
Nazgul: You made me come all this way, just to tell me this silly message??
Saruman: YES! Now go before I turn you into a frog!
Nazgul: HUNPH!
The Nazgul flies away to Mordor, Saruman turns to his orcs
Saruman: WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE YOU MORONS?!?
Orc: The Commander went to the bathroom sir, there was nothing we could do!
They hear the flushing sound, the commander get's out of the bathroom, but is impaled by Saruman
Saruman: WHEN I SAY GO! I MEAN GO! IF YOU WANT TO SHIT, YOU SHIT OUTSIDE MY TOWER!
Orcs: YES SIR!
Saruman: NOW GO! BRING ME THE HALFLINGS, KILL THE OTHERS!
The orcs begin marching outside the tower
Saruman: JUST ONE MORE THING... WHOM DO YOU SERVE?
orcs: SARUMAN
Saruman: AGAIN!!!!!!!
orcs: SSAARRUUMMAANN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Saruman: CHORUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TO BE CONTINUED...
Thank you for reading! The Felowship ' s adventure continues with Boromir's death and their breakup.
Thank You again, and hope that you enjoyed!
~#~#~#~#~#~
Angel Star
E-mail me for suggestions at Angelstar93117@hotmail.com
I do not own LOTR, nor LOTR characters
After the incident with the Balrog in the mines, Gandalf fell on the abysm,
and left the fellowship without their precious weeds. The fellowship, now with its new leader Aragorn, heads to the woods of Lothlorien. While the traitorious white wizard, Saruman, sends his army of fighting URUKHAI to stop them...
Prologue - Mines of Moria
Gandalf, finally reaches the bottom of the abysm, with a loud crack.
Gandalf: Its gonna take more then a fall to kill me!
The Balrog falls on top of him, Gandalf is knocked to uncounstiousness
Balrog: Finally, I ve reached the bottom!
The Balrog looks at Gandalf's body, and notices that Gandalf is carrying some weed.
Balrog: OHHHH! What is this? AH! Hobbit weed! I like that!
The Balrog lights up the weed on himself and starts smoking.
Back to the fellowship...
Frodo: Ouch! My butt hurts! Let s stop for a minute, shall we?
Aragorn: By night time these hills will be full of orcs!
Merry: There are no orcs!
Gimli: Are you trying to tell me that we imagined all those orcs?HAHAHA!
Don t make me laugh!
Pippin: Forget about it Merry!
Aragorn: Boromir, Legolas, get them up!
Legolas: Whom?
Aragorn looks around and sees that everybody is standing
Aragorn: Never mind...
minutes later, they reached the forest
Gimli: keep close hobbits, I heard there is a powerful elf witch around here...
Legolas bursts in to laugher
Legolas: silly Gimli, its not a witch, its queen of the forest, Galadriel.
Gimli: Whatever!
suddenly they are surprised by a pack of elves, aiming arrows at them
one of the elves comes forth
Haldir: halt! who goes there?
Aragorn: Aragorn son of Arathorn, heir of Gondor!
Boromir: GONDOR HAS NO KING! GONDOR HAS NO KING!
Merry: Ok, Boromir, We got the point!
Boromir: WICH POINT??
Haldir: Who the hell is this??
Boromir: it should ve been mine! it should ve been mine!
Haldir: what is he talking about?
Frodo: OH! He is talking about the....
Aragorn punches Frodo in the face
Aragorn: Remember Frodo, it is supposed to be a secret!
Haldir: What is supposed to be a secret??
Aragorn: Did I say secret?
Gimli: He didn t! he said elf witch!
Haldir: What elf witch?
Gimli: The one that lives in the forest!
Haldir: Mistress Galadriel is no witch! How dare you say that!
Gimli: Look I ve made a song!
he starts singing
Gimli: Galadriel is a witch! Galadriel is a witch! She...
Before Gimli can finish his song, Galadriel and Celeborn, her husband, appear in their front. Galadriel seems to be drunk. Celeborn is helping her to walk.
Galadriel: How dare you call me witch!
Gimli: Who are you?
Galadriel: I am Galadriel, Mistress of the forest!BURP!
Celeborn: Calm down hon, you still can't walk by yourself...
Galadriel: Let go of me!
Galadriel pushes Celeborn away, walks 2 steps and falls down. Gimli helps her up. Legolas watches with an envious look.
Galadriel: Thank you, Master Dwarf.
Gimli: You're welcome! You know, I said you were a witch...But, looking carefully, you look more like a fairy!
Galadriel: Thank you! You know, I always thought that men with beard were very attractive!
Gimli: OH! Thank you! I also thought that female elves were attractive!
Celeborn: excuse me! Instead of flerting with my wife, could you tell me who the hell are you?
Legolas: I am Legolas, he is Gimli and those are Aragorn, Boromir, Sam, Frodo, Merry and Pippin
Galadriel: And where the hell is Gandalf??
Aragorn: Gandalf has fallen into darkness... Wait a minute... How come you knew about Gandalf? Our Fellowship was supposed to be a secret!
Haldir: Was that the big secret!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
all the elves start laughing wildly
Celeborn: You should know the elves don ' t keep secrets among themselves, and you should also know that master Elrond is half elf and he was the one who created the silly fellowship of yours!
The elves laugh even more, Aragorn starts laughing too
Aragorn: I know... I am sleeping with his daughter
the elves stop laughing
Celeborn: How dare you sleep with master Elrond's daughter, without his concent?
the elves aim the arrows at Aragorn, Boromir withdraws his sword
Boromir: THE ORCS HAVE FOLLOWED US INTO THE FOREST!
the elves start laughing again
Haldir: Was that hobbit weed??
Pippin: Finally someone clever! Yes it was hobbit weed! these guys have been smoking it all night!
The elves lower their weapons
Celeborn: What are you waiting for? Give us some!
Elves: YEAH!!!
Aragorn: It would be nice to smoke some with you guys, But old Gandalf fell into the abysm with all our stock!
Frodo: My Butt is hurting! Don't you guys have a place for we to rest?
Haldir: Sure come with us!
Night falls, and the fellowship is on Galdriel's palace, but none of them are asleep except for Merry and Pippin. Frodo and Sam are playing hide'and'seek at the forest as usual, Boromir is talking to Aragorn when suddenly...
Galadriel(inside Boromir's head): The white city WILL fall!
Boromir: THE WHITE CITY WILL NOT FALL!!!
Galadriel: The White city WILL fall, You and your father will perish. I can see it!
Boromir: THE WHITE CITY WON'T FALL!!!!!!!!!
Aragorn: Calm down Boromir... You' ve smoken too much weed!
Boromir: GET OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
Aragorn:Nobodys here Boromir stop pretending!
Boromir:NO IT WONT,YES HIS NAME IS FARAMIR,WHY DO YOU ASK,GET OUT OF HERE,THERE ARE NO ORCS,IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN MINE!!!!!
Aragorn:Sweet Gandalf,you re mad!!!!
meters away Galadriel and Gimli laugh at Boromir s suffering
Gimli:That should teach him!you re full of surprises Galadriel!
Galadriel:So are you master dwarf!BURP!Wadda ya say if we cut the crap and get to what really matters??
Gimli:That s what I wanted to hear!
Gimli climbs on e small bench Galadriel had by her side and they kiss each other with passion.Legolas finds Aragorn and Boromir.
Legolas:Have you guys seen Gimli?
Arogorn:Nope,why?
Legolas:just wondering where he is......
Legolas walks away,and Celeborn shows up.
Celeborn:Anyone saw my wife?
Aragorn:Nope.Why?
Celeborn:Strange Galadriel never vanishes like that...
Celeborn walks away searching for his bride,Boromir and Aragorn look at each other.
Aragorn:Gimli and Galadriel missing....are you thinking what I m thinking?
Boromir:Actually IM feeling IT because that bitch forgot to shut down the mental link she established with me!AND I CAN TELL YOU.....ITS U G L Y!
Aragorn:Oh my!Get the hobbits!
While Boromir and Aragorn are waking the hobbits up,Legolas finds Galadriel kissing Gimli.
Legolas:YOU BITCH!!!!!!
Galadriel and Gimli look at him
Legolas:HE WAS MINE!!I SAW HIM FIRST!!!!!!
Galadriel:Finders keepers sweetie
Gimli:Legolas what youre talking about?
Legolas:I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!!!!!
Galadriel:OH YEAH?OH YEAH?YOU THINK URE SO COOL?YOU THINK SO?YOU THINK SO?BRING IT ON!!!!!COME ON SISSY BOY,BRING IT ON!!!!!!
With a wild fury Legolas attacks Galadriel and they begin fighting and pulling each others hairs while Gimli watches horrified.One of the elfs passes and sees the fight.
Featured elf:GIRL FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!
In less than ten seconds the whole forest is watching the fight,Galadriel seems to be winning,she takes a bite on Legolas s ear.
Legolas:AHHHHHHH!!!!!My ear!!!!!SHE TOOK OF MY EAR!!!!!!!!
Gimli:Cool.
The crowd begins cheering for Galadriel and betting on her,while Celeborn and the rest of the fellowship arrives
Merry:YO!CHECK IT OUT!Galadriel is kicking Legolas s ass!
Pippin:YEAH!Finally we get some fun in this boring trip!!!!
Frodo:OW I hate fights!She s spoiling Legolas s face!
Celeborn:What cause this anyways?
Haldir:Your wife sir.....she...kissed the dwarf!
Celeborn:She often kisses travelers.....
Haldir:Not in the mouth sir!
Celeborn s face angers,Merry and Pippin begin laughing
Celeborn:What could possibly be so funny?
Merry:Well...she seems to have a crush for small guys...
Pippin:YEH!yeh!She kissed us both too and she would kiss Frodo and Sam if they werent playing hide and seek
Merry:Yeah!AND boy SHE IS HOT!
Frodo:My Sam seems hotter!
Sam:You dam right I am!
Celeborn enrages even more,Boromir begins murmuring to himself
Aragorn:Now that I noticed...yeah she is hot!
Pippin:You should try her Aragorn,IM sure Arwen wouldn t mind
Aragorn:My good Hobbit..she would never know!
Pippin:YEH!YOURE RIGHT!
They begin laughing
Celeborn:GALADRIEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ga ladriel and Legolas stop fighting,Gimli helps Legolas up.
Galadriel:What now?
Celeborn:You betrayed me with this dwarf and these two hobbits?
Galadriel:Well....yeah
Celeborn:AND YOU DARE CONFESS WITH NO HARD FEELINGS??
Galadriel:WELL....YEAH!ANYTHING IS BETTER THAN SLEEPING WITH YOU!
Celeborn:Why you........KILLTHEM!!!KILL THEM BOTH!!!!!!!AND KILL THE HOBBITS!!!!!!!!
Haldir:But sir.....we cant kill Galadriel!
Celeborn:then I WILL KILL THEM!!!!!!!
Celeborn attacks Gimli they begin fighting,Haldir tries to grab Merry and Pippin but the hobbits join themselves to fight him,Galadriel attacks Legoals again,the crowd begins cheering and betting on their favorites.
Aragorn:IT HAS TURNED INTO CHAOS!
Suddenly,Boromir mistakes Celeborn with Saruman
Boromir:ITS YOU!!SARUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!
Aragorn:Boromir DONT YOU DO IT!!!!!!!!!
Boromir jumps on top of Celeborn and with his sword cuts his head off.
Boromir:HAHA!FALL TO GONDOR S MIGHT YOU ROTTING TRAITOR!
The crowd freezes in horror as Boromir kicks Celeborn s head on Haldir s head and he falls unconsious making the hobbits think THEY actually defeated him by themselves.
Boromir:Dont think I forgot about you GRIMA WORMTONGUE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Galadriel lets Legolas go and kisses Boromir
Galadriel:My hero!YOU SAVED ME from that boring husband!
Boromir:SARUMAN HAS A WIFE?!!?!?!?!?!????
Gimli:YOU BETRAYED ME FOR THAT HUMAN?!?!?
Galadriel:Sorry Gimli,I have a crush for traitors!
Gimli:YOU ARE A WITCH AFTER ALL!
Gimli attacks Galadriel and takes a a piece of her hair
Featured elf:FIRST THEY KILLED MASTER CELEBORN AND NOW THEY WANT TO KILL MISSTRESS GALADRIEL!STOP THEM!!!!!
the elves aim their arrows at the fellowship
Aragorn:Let s get out here fellas!
The fellowship evacuates the forest under a rain of arrows,Merry and Pippin kiss Galadriel when they pass by her,and so does Aragorn.
Aragorn:Dont tell Arwen!!!!
Galadriel:I wont , my king!!!!!!
Frodo suddenly stops running
Frodo: But how are we going to get out of here???
Featured elf: DON'T LET THEM GET TO THE BOATS THAT WE LEFT BY THE RIVER!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aragorn: HEAD TO THE BOATS THAT THEY LEFT BY THE RIVER!!!!!!!
As they were running, Boromir trips over something,its Gollum, that had been following the fellowship since they left Rivendell.
Boromir: WHAT? GOLLUM? YOU ARE FOLLOWING US?
Gollum: No! Smeagol not here! You smoke too much hobbit weed!
Aragorn: BOROMIR, LET'S GO!!!!!!!!
Boromir continues following Aragorn thinking that Gollum was just a vision...
Finally the fellowship gets to the boats and head into the river where they were safe...for now...
Epilogue - Isengard
Saruman is on top of his tower, talking to one of the flying Nazgul.
Saruman: last time I saw you, you were riding horses!
Nazgul: The She elf killed our horses, now were riding these cheaper but deadlier thingys.
Saruman: Whatever! Just tell your Boss that there will be no dawn to men!
Nazgul: You made me come all this way, just to tell me this silly message??
Saruman: YES! Now go before I turn you into a frog!
Nazgul: HUNPH!
The Nazgul flies away to Mordor, Saruman turns to his orcs
Saruman: WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE YOU MORONS?!?
Orc: The Commander went to the bathroom sir, there was nothing we could do!
They hear the flushing sound, the commander get's out of the bathroom, but is impaled by Saruman
Saruman: WHEN I SAY GO! I MEAN GO! IF YOU WANT TO SHIT, YOU SHIT OUTSIDE MY TOWER!
Orcs: YES SIR!
Saruman: NOW GO! BRING ME THE HALFLINGS, KILL THE OTHERS!
The orcs begin marching outside the tower
Saruman: JUST ONE MORE THING... WHOM DO YOU SERVE?
orcs: SARUMAN
Saruman: AGAIN!!!!!!!
orcs: SSAARRUUMMAANN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Saruman: CHORUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TO BE CONTINUED...
Thank you for reading! The Felowship ' s adventure continues with Boromir's death and their breakup.
Thank You again, and hope that you enjoyed!
~#~#~#~#~#~
Angel Star
E-mail me for suggestions at Angelstar93117@hotmail.com
I do not own LOTR, nor LOTR characters