Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ My Naruto Work of Fanfiction ❯ Getting Caught ( Chapter 2 )

I had a reviewer say something about the info I put in the first chapter; this goes out to that reviewer and all who don't like reading Character's Info:

 

I'll do my best to mention most of it throughout the story, but it's going to take a LOT of chapters. Fair warning.

 

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Me: Hey all ^-^ I hope I actually get to finish this fan fiction before my renewed obsession for Naruto goes away, if it ever does, hopefully not, but ya know.

 

Kaka: (Looks over my shoulder) What'cha doin'?

 

Me: Trying to type out another chapter, help me think of exciting things to put in it! (Smiles)

 

Kaka: Naw, I'd rather not. (Sits on my couch and reads Icha Icha Paradise)

 

Me: (Eye brow twitch) Fine then!! Be that way!

 

Kaka: I will.

 

Me: GOOD! (Starts typing furiously)

 

Kaka: (Smirks)

 

Me: Oh for goodness sakes man, at LEAST say the disclaimer!

 

Kaka: (Doesn't look away from Icha) My obsessed fan girl doesn't own any Characters from Naruto. Thank God. But she does own her character, while her friend owns her own character.

 

Me: (Smiles evilly) Yeah, if I did, most of the guys wouldn't have shirts on.

 

Kaka: And you call ME a pervert.

 

Me: I like you as a pervert!

 

Kaka: (o/ /)

 

Me: I also don't own the Kaka-Face Idea, which I got from a friend of mine on MSN.

 

$ Story start $

 

Pop.

 

Jigoku's eye twitched.

 

Pop.

 

It twitched in rhythm to the popping.

 

POP!

 

“STOP!!” Jigoku yelled at Aoi, who looked at her, confused.

“Stop what?” Pop.

Jigoku growled, and ran ahead to get away from Aoi, and that insistent popping, but Aoi was right next to Jigoku in mere seconds, and keeping stride quite nicely, STILL popping her gum. “Stop popping that stupid gum!”

“Want some?”

Jigoku stopped running and looked at Aoi like she was crazy then shrugged and held out her hand, “Yeah, sure.”

Smiling, Aoi gave Jigoku a piece, and started after the tracks again.

Jigoku caught up to Aoi, and took out her medical book, getting in some light reading, after a while, Jigoku asked Aoi a question that was in her book, “Do to improper amputation, gang green set it, what does this mean?”

Aoi blinked, not once, not twice, but thrice at Jigoku, then shrugged, “I dun know, what does it mean?”

“And this is an easy one too. It means, that after the body part was cut off wrongly, the person got a Rotting Flesh disease.”

“Uwww. Yum.“ Aoi closed one of her eyes and looked up at the sky.

“Exactly.” Jigoku went back to her book, not noticing that Aoi had stopped down and was touching the tracks. After a few moments, though, she realized that the popping had stopped, and looked over her shoulder, “What are you doing?”

“I was just . . . touching the tracts. This foot is as big as mine.”

Jigoku went back to investigate and sure enough, the foot was huge and the same size as Aoi's, “Dang, you have big feet!”

“You would too if you were as tall as me.” Aoi rolled her eyes, “But it doesn't bother me. Ok let's go!” Popping her gum once more for good measure, the simple-minded girl trudged along, Jigoku next to her.

 

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Kakashi handed Naruto over to the medic-nin, Sasuke giving Sakura to the other that was there to take care of them. After that, another medic-nin rushed over to check on their wounds, but Kakashi poofed out in his cloud of smoke, not wanting to be there any longer then necessary, leaving Sasuke to deal with this new person.

 

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Kakashi walked around Konoha, deciding that in an hour, after some much needed food, he would go and report to the Hokage; had to keep his record of tardiness clean from actually being on time, of course! Walking to Ichiraku's, he sat down and ordered chicken flavored ramen.

Leaning his head against his hand, whose elbow was now on the counter, he took out Icha Icha Paradise and started to read.

“Here's you're Order!” Beamed the Ramen girl.

Mumbling his thanks, he put Icha away, and snapped the chopsticks. He pulled down his mask and had to almost physical stop from rolling his eyes when he heard the “thunk” of her passed-out-body hit the floor.

 

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After he was finished, Kakashi laid out the yen on the counter top, so the girl could get it once she woke, and left, heading to the training area that Team 7 frequented instead of the Hokage's office.

 

“Kakashi!”

 

No, please, not him, I already have a headache. Being very unlike of Kakashi in these moments, he poofed away again before Maito Gai could challenge him to some pointless duel.

“I WILL GET YOU KAKASHI!!” Gai yelled, shaking his fist to the heavens, which rumbled with thunder as an answer. Gai slowly stepped back, then ran as a small thunderbolt landed where he had been.

 

$$$

 

Sasuke got up from the hospital bed and pushed the medic-nin away, then left. This is pointless. Before Sasuke could get to the end of the hallway, though, Naruto threw open his door and yelled that he get back in the stupid hospital bed, so that he could get better before him.

“Dobe.” Sasuke kept on walking, ignoring Naruto after that and tuning him out as he yelled at Sasuke, trying to get away from the medic-nin, but alas! Naruto was still weak and the medic-nin over powered him, giving Naruto something to help him sleep, where his wounds would get to recover in peace.

 

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Sakura, on the other hand, was actually giving the medic-nin tips on what she was doing and how to improve it. The medic-nin slightly scoffed, but went back to her business, not taking anything that Sakura said to heart, even though she was only trying to help and be friendly.

After a while, the medic-nin left, and Sakura went to sleep, dreaming of her Sasuke-kun finally saying `yes' to one of the dates she always asked him on.

 

$$$

 

Kakashi did some warm down exercises, and then stopped all together, ready to go to the Hokage, finally. As soon as he turned around, the sky called out and cried tears of joy over everything. Could this day get any better? He thought sarcastically, Well, at least Tsunande-sama won't gripe about how sweaty I am.

Slowly but surely, Kakashi made it to the office of the Hokage, Shizune letting him just go through, since Tsunande had told her to.

“Yo.” Kakashi walked in, and sat down, letting the tiniest of huffs pass his beautiful lips.

“Did you just get back?” Tsunande asked, already knowing the answer but feeling obligated to ask anyway.

“No, there was a kitten stuck up a tree and-”

“And you just had to waste four hours to go and save it, I know the stories already. So, report.” She got right down to business, not wanting to waste any more time on idle chitchat.

Kakashi recapped everything that had happened, giving in his report, even going so far as to mention the bugs from Naruto, and how many tree's Sasuke and him passed on their way back.

“ . . . Interesting. That will do, you are dismissed.” Tsunande went back to her files, feeling antsy to get out of there, even though she had a mountain of work.

“Yes, Tsunande-sama.” Kakashi got up and left, then poofed for the third time that day to his apartment, going straight to bed.

 

$Meanwhile$

 

Aoi ran past Jigoku for the seventeenth time, all those chocolate bars and gum giving her the biggest sugar rush she ever had.

Jigoku was holding two umbrellas, one covering her head, the other, her side, so that when Aoi ran by, the mud hit the umbrella instead of her, “Are you QUITE finished?!”

“Quite!” Aoi stopped next to Jigoku, and grinned, “That was fun! Want to try it?”

“No, I'm fine.” Jigoku answered, handing the umbrella she used to protect her side back to Aoi, “Thanks for letting me borrow your umbrella.”

“No prob.!!” Aoi moved the Navy Blue umbrella over her head, “The rains going to wash away the tracks.”

“The rain DID wash away the tracks.”

Both girls stared at the forest floor that now had Aoi's footprints on it instead of the prints they were following, that were vanishing as quickly as they had come.

“Fudge.” Aoi mumbled.

“Fudge is right. Well, we can only guess that whoever made those tracks, kept going straight, so we'll just keep on walking until we see life forms.”

They took two steps before Aoi said that she saw a life form.

“Oh really?” Jigoku asked, closing her eyes and sighing.

“Yah, right over there.” Aoi walked to a bush and plucked the bug off a leaf, before going back over to Jigoku and holding it out to her, grinning.

“How very intuitive of you. Let us continue.”

Frowning slightly when Jigoku kept walking, Aoi tossed the bug into the woods and followed after her.

 

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Hands shoved deep into pockets, Sasuke walked around the village aimlessly, not really caring where he went.

“SASUKE-KUN!! SASUKE-KUN!!”

 

Slight eye twitch.

 

“SASUKE-KUN!! HOW ARE YOU?!” Ino yelled at the top of her lungs as she ran over to him, eyes-turned-hearts staring up at him, unblinkingly.

Grumbling a small `fine', he turned, about to walk in the other direction, only to find about fifty other females, watching him with the same heart-eyes. He looked over his shoulder and almost growled. More of them.

Well, in a predicament like this, there is only one thing to do. “Hello, Hokage-sama.”

All the girls hurriedly bowed, and when they came back up saw that Sasuke was gone, and the fourth Hokage was no where to be seen.

“NOOOOOOO!!!!” They yelled, and starting searching for him.

The tiniest of smirks appeared on Sasuke's face as he closed his house's door behind him.

 

~Next Day~

 

After spending the night under the cover of the big oaks, Jigoku and Aoi set of once more ready to face a new day and the butt kicking that came with it. They had walked around ten miles when something caught the attention of Jigoku, who squinted to help make out the growing dot in the distance, “Is that . . . Is that a gate?”

“Hmm?” Aoi looked up from her freshly polished sword and stared for a minute before nodding in agreement, “Yeah, I think it is.”

“So those tracks probably lead to this place.”

“Most likely.”

“Lets get a closer look!” Jigoku then jumped ahead of Aoi, snickering when she yelled and ran after her; sword back in place.

Once then got quiet close, they noticed the guards and stopped, masking their chakras, and snuck up to the gate.

“How do we get in?” Jigoku whispered, going through all the ways that she knew.

“Well, if you don't mind me getting some action, I think I have a way. And we'll be able to penetrate their `Inner Sanctum'.” Aoi's eyes glowed a bright green in the shadows, an evil idea-seed having been planted in her mind and growing fast from the unusually dark and morbid area that it lived in.

Jigoku wasn't sure, but if what Aoi said about the plan really worked, they could most likely disassemble this place quickly, “If you think it'll work.”

“I know it'll work, I've done it before.” Aoi then showed Jigoku her forearm, a scar running from the wrist to inner elbow visible, “I've got the marks to prove it.”

Jigoku was now positive; without a doubt; nothing could change her mind, that Aoi . . . was a masochist. Maybe not so much as the self-inflicting wounds part, but she definitely enjoyed pain.

“Here, you're going to need this.” Aoi handed an earpiece to Jigoku while putting her own in, “We'll be able to communicate even when we're far apart.” Then she was off, sneaking over to the guards.

I hope you know what your doing. Jigoku thought, watching Aoi getting closer and closer.

 

“What's that?” One of guards looked around, taking out a kunai from the feeling of new chakra.

“It could be the enemy.” The other one answered, grabbing a kunai, too.

“It could.” A feminine voice from behind said.

They turned out to have themselves hit in the neck with the back of a sword, their unconscious bodies flying off into the distance.

Aoi smirked before a kunai pressed against her neck, “Oh goodie, another opponent.” She couldn't help but giggle as she disappeared.

The silver haired jounin turned and held up his kunai right before a sword crashed down.

“It's unfortunate that it happened to be me that was passing by.”

“Or luck, you cutie, I'm Koori Aoi, and you are?”

Raising his eyebrow, he answered, “Hatake Kakashi.”

“Ya know, for an old dude, you're pretty strong.”

“You know, for a twit, you're an idiot.”

Aoi just smiled and shook her head, “You know, cocky just doesn't go with what you're wearing.”

It was Kakashi's turn to shake his head, “And smarts don't go with you at all.”

“Well, aren't you the funny one?” Aoi spun her sword behind her, giving her more momentum to kick Kakashi in the chest.

Why does this seem so familiar? Kakashi stepped back a few paces then sprung again, only to have Aoi disappear.

Wait! That sword, armbands, her moves, this is just like Momochi Zabuza! What was her name again? Aoi? “Aoi.”

“Yes, love?” She asked, leaning on her sword from behind him.

Kakashi couldn't help but raise his eyebrow one more time, “Did you know someone by the name of Momochi Zabuza?”

A pained look crossed her face before she glared at him, “Don't you ever speak his name in front of me!”

I see. Smiling evilly, Kakashi lifted his hitai-ate from over his sharingan eye, already targeting her.

 

The battle escalated after that; narrow escapes happening less-frequently as the paired soon became tired, in flicking more and more open each other. Kakashi performed a jutsu, the roots from the surrounding tree's shooting out from the ground and wrapping around Aoi's feet, halting her movement, but only for a moment as she feed her chakra into them, the roots lifting so she could get away. She started to jump back but it was to late, as Kakashi slammed his fist into her chest; he had been aiming for her face.

 

Aoi stumbled back, hand going over her chest bone as she tried to breath, only to take in short gasping breathes. Kakashi aimed a kick at her head, but she hopped away, tripping in her haste. Aoi fell to the ground, rocks digging into her back. What did he do?! I can barely breath! She rolled onto her side, the kunai meant for her shoved deep into the ground.

“You can not take breather during a battle!” Kakashi yelled, aiming once more for Aoi but she jumped up and out of the way.

“I'm not! I can hardly breath at all!” She gasped out, throwing a shuriken at Kakashi, who flipped over it.

 

“Aoi. Aoi! It's Jigoku, are you ok? You've gone out of my line of vision, but I heard yelling.”

 

“I'm fine, just, the plan has taken a different turn, but don't worry! It'll still work.”

“Who are you talking too?” Kakashi asked, spin kicking at her.

“Myself! I talk to myself to help with problems.” Aoi bent backwards, the kick going over her torso, then flipped away, breath hitching again from the sudden pain in her chest.

“You better start moving quicker then this!” Performing a summoning jutsu, Kakashi called forth his dogs, watching with pleasure as they burst from the ground and pinned Aoi to the spot.

Of course, since Aoi loved animals with every fiber of her being, she dropped her sword instead of using to cut them away.

“Give up? Oh to bad, and I was having to much fun too.” Kakashi then did a binding jutsu on her, the dogs poofing away once he was done.

“Don't you dare touch my sword!” She glared up at him, best she could with her hands tied behind her back and hooked to the bindings on her ankles, while face planting the ground.

“Don't worry, I have no intention of touching it, I'll send another ninja to get it.”

“Leave my sword there! I would rather have it in nature then in the hands of your people!” Please, Jigoku, get the hint. Grab my sword!

He then picked her up while she continued to yell at him and poofed to the Hokage's.

 

After a while, Jigoku came out of hiding and went over to Aoi's sword, picking it up. “Don't worry, your plan will not fail.” She hid her chakra before hoping the gate and finding a place to hide in right when two more guards came bounding over, passing her in their wake.