Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ YGO HOuse of Chaos ❯ So uh...is anybody hungry? ( Chapter 3 )

Um…Hello everyone. I haven't been updating…for a LONG time. Anyways I'm sorry for taking so long…but you know I started 8th grade and I've been pretty busy…Um…welcome to the YGO house of chaos chapter 3! And uh…I don't have much to say (><)

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Me to Kat: OMG!!! *dials 911* Help! She's gonna hurt me!!!! She---She---

Operator: If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and---

Me: *throws phone across the room* Aaaaaahhhhh!!!!!

On to the story~*~*~

It was the morning after and Tea was the first to awake. She got up from the floor, which all of others were currently sleeping on, and headed to the door.

Serenity: <rubs her eyes> Huh? Tea? It's morning?

Tea: I don't know. It's still raining…I'm gonna go and explore this place. Wanna come?

Serenity: Sure.

With that, the two girls left the room. They had forgotten that they had all slept in room 11 (Pegasus and Tristan's room) and the hall was REALLY long. Making their way downstairs, they noticed portraits on the wall. Tea knew one of them. It was Cecilia. She had seen the same portrait on the walls of Pegasus's castle in Duelist Kingdom. The other one they saw, was of a young girl, perhaps around 10. She had green eyes and light brown hair tied with a red bow. She wore a light blue dress with bows and frills and held a teddy bear awfully similar to the in Peace's room…..

Moving on, the girls headed down and stopped in what looks like a kitchen.

Tea: <searches the cabinet> Y'think there's food?

Serenity: Food for the dead? Yes…lots….I---

Tea: AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Serenity: Tea, what----AAAAAHHHHH!!!! Stay the hell away!!!

Tea: < waving her hand to shake the skull off but her fingers got stuck in the skull's eye [socket]> HELP!!!

Serenity: Tea let go of it!

Everyone else arrives and…

Yami: Who needs help?!

Tea: Yami help! This skull is attacking me!

Yami: Help! She's coming at me with a skull!!!

Tea: HELP!!!

Pegasus: <gasps> It's Lucy! There you are! <takes the skull from Tea's fingers>

Tea: <breathing heavily>

Malik: Lucy?

Pegasus: My sister! (^__^)

Mai: Your sister's….skull is in…the cabinet? What did you do? Like murder her then put her skull up there?

Pegasus: She insisted that I put her skull next to canned food.

Duke: Why is this place so…so…

Tristan: Creepy.

Tea: Scary!

Malik: Bloody!

Yami: And filled with corpses?!

Serenity: Don't forget Skeletons!

Yugi: Can this get any creepier?!?!

Pegasus: Actually before this mansion was built, there used to be a cemetery here.

Yugi: Well at least it was just a cemetery…

Malik: "Just?!"

Pegasus: Y'know it's said that there was a little girl named Harmony who was killed here and anyone who comes here with such would be killed or will kill---themselves. Names varying from Peace, Melody, Serenity-

Everyone: (0.o) S-Serenity?!?!

Serenity: Oh my god my cursed name!!!

Yugi: gyaah! Someone make me shut my mouth!

Serenity: Joey! I'm gonna die!!!

Joey: Don't worry you wont.

Serenity: Waah! I'm gonna die a virgin!!

Kaiba: You're a virgin? Shocker.

Marik: You know Serenity I can help you with that problem.

Serenity: S-Shaddup you perv….*sniffs* actually I'll that offer Mar-

Joey: NO YOU WONT! You're not gonna die!

Serenity: *sobs* I…I…

BINGBONG……BINGBONG….

The grandfather clock in the room stroke 12 pm. It was noon and…..

Yugi: I'm hungry…..

Tea: Me too…..

Duke: Now that you mention it…yeah I'm hungry….

Serenity: There's no food…we're gonna die of starvation!!!

Pegasus: Don't worry the corpses here are 99.9% edible! (^-^)

Everyone: O__o

Malik: Hey! There's canned food!

Joey: WHERE?!

Malik: Here…<hands the food to Joey>

Joey: <eats it then spits it out> Eew it tastes like shit!

Kaiba: Well now we know who among us has tasted shit….

Joey: Shaddup….

Yugi: I'm hungry! HUNGRY!!!

Bakura: Well I'm not.

Marik: Neither am I.

Yami: Argh! So hungr---wait why AREN'T you hungry?!

Bakura&Marik: Uh…because we stuffed….yourselves before the trip!

Yami: Yes…stuffed yourselves in the Shadow Realm!

Everyone else: <gasps>

Yami: You can't lie to me! I know you've got food stored in the Shadow Realm!

Bakura: Fine! I've got food! Happy now?!

Marik: And your palace and servants are in the shadow realm!

Duke: Give us food!

Tristan: FOOD!!!

Bakura: No way! It's mine!

Marik: You shoulda thought of it!

Yugi: <stares at them with evil red eyes and long sharp fangs> GIVE IT NOW!!!!

Bakura and Marik: <gulps> Y-Yessir…<brings out food outta nowhere>

Joey: Hey! It's raw!

Pegasus: Just like corpses!

Tea: <gasps> Then that…that must mean that…

Mai: You guys can cook!

Bakura: Shut up…

Marik: We brought the food so we're not cooking!

Yugi: <grows horns to his image> COOK! NOW!!!

Bakura: Y-Yessi---

Marik: No! You should cook! We brought the food! Hmph!

Yugi: Cook or you'll be sorry!

Marik: Oh really? Mind telling me how, little Yugi?

Yugi: Let's just say that it involves the color `pink!'

Marik: You wouldn't (O.o)

Yugi: Anything for survival…

Marik: <grunts> Lets go Bakura…

Yugi: And if you don't want to dirty your clothes you can use one of your PINK tutus!

Marik: uh….

Bakura: <grits teeth> You…bestard…

That's all for now! ^^ I'm so sorry it took me so long! I typed this halfway and then I stopped typing it! It's all because of my English class! My teacher is strict! And also I lost the notebook which contained the chapter but now I found it! Argh so much to do! I've to this and work on my Halloween ficcie and also color my Halloween picture and---oh shit I don't have color ink!!!

Aaaaah I shoulda started sooner! Oh I've to go now and type more so byes!