Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ ErOtIc KuRaMa ❯ At the Burned Down McDonalds ( Chapter 2 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

Disclaimer: I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho or the characters, not even my self……

Well, welcome to the next chapter of……ErOtIc KuRaMa!

Kurama: Ready Hiei for your embarrassment!

Hiei: Hn!

Spark: Well, *munch* let's start *munch*

Kurama: What are you eating?

Hiei: She's eating McDonalds

Spark: Yah *munch* they took sooo long though *sip*

Kurama: o_O huh?

Spark: You know the lil timer they have to see how long they take to serve you?

Kurama and Hiei: Yah?

Spark: *munch* they took 2 minutes and 17 seconds and the damn thing kept blinking and beeping and blinking and beeping……

Hiei: Hn. We get it

Spark: Oh yah! I also saw my friend their and he bite it on his skateboard haha!

Kurama and Hiei: o_O

Spark: Never mind, now on with the fic!

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((ThOuGhTs))

*WhAt ThEiR dOiNg*

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ErOtIc KuRaMa: Part 2

"Okay Hiei, let's get you dressed up" said Boss

Hiei looked up at the Boss like he was a madman

"Ch. I'm not going to sing in front of some idiot ningen's."

The Boss looked so mad that if he had "hair", it would be falling off from all his anger.

"KURAMA!"

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Wherever Kurama is at the park…Uh…you'll see what I mean -.-……

"He-He! Your are like so totally funny!"

"Hey do you wanna go "play" at the playground?"

"hmmm……let me think……"

Out of nowhere a name was heard and the name was……KURAMA!

"Eek! Uh……I have to go! Bye!"

((What did Hiei do NOW!))

As you can see, Kurama was dressed like a girl. And for Pete's sake, he even shaved his legs!

If you want to know why Kurama did that……don't ask me, ask him……

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Kurama ran all the way from where his Boss was calling him.

"I'm here!" a breathless Kurama said.

"Hn. Where have you been Kurama?"

"Uh………around he-he"

The Boss eyed Kurama like he was CrAzY or something.

"Well, Hiei won't sing!" the Boss yelled.

Kurama turned toward Hiei, "You have to sing Hiei, and you owe him."

"It wasn't MY fault that the rat-holed bug-infested garbage pickled runny down McDonald's blew up!" Hiei started yelling.

"Uh……Hiei, it was you, please do it! Pretty please!"

Kurama started to give Hiei the par of puppy dog eyes.

Hiei started to think about it……again.

"Oh no, Hiei are you thinking again? You know your brain can't handle it" Kurama started to giggle (A/N: I think I'm using "giggle" too much -.-)

"Hn. I'll do it, only because Kurama asked though, but I wouldn't be talking fox."

The boss was fed up with all the waiting, that he was applying "Hair-re-grow" on his bald shiny oily head.

"The bald fool didn't hear me," Hiei muttered.

The Boss was still applying the goopy stuff, then he noticed Kurama and Hiei staring at him.

"What! Can't a midget have hair! Jesh……"

Kurama went out of his dazed look and told the Boss Hiei's answer.

"Awwww perfect! Here Hiei, out this on." The Boss handed him some clothes.

Hiei went behind some bushes to change (A/N: Get your mind out of the gutter! XD)

After a good 25 minutes, Hiei finally came out finished dressing.

Hiei was wearing a Barney suit and he even had the head to go with it.

"Oh my……" Kurama tried to bite back his laughter.

"Okay then, good. Now get on the stage and start singing so people can come and see you sing!"

"Oh hell no! I'm not goi……" He was interrupted when Kurama picked him up and threw him on the stage.

"Kurama!" After that, their was a loud crash and someone groaning in pain.

"I hope he didn't damage the tail, I have a deposit on that custom."

Hiei started to get up and walked up to the microphone. On the screen their was word's of the song he was going to sing and the tune.

He started to sing:

"I love you"

"You love me"

"We're a happy family"

"With a great big hug"

"And a kiss from me to you"

"Won't you say you love me so"

He started to do the "Happy dance" and waved his hands in the air.

Hiei felt like he could gag because the song was sooo, how can I put this……gay!

When the song ended all these lil kids started screaming "Barney!"

They were all over poor Hiei. Some tried ripping his tail off and some were even chewing on his head!

"Ahhhhhh! Help Me!" Hiei started to run in circles.

Kurama started to yell at Hiei. "You shouldn't run in circles! You'll get stupid!"

Hiei finally got away from the lil kids. He had to sing another song and change customs.

This time, he had to dress like Tinky-Winky.Purple and all.

He started to sing again looking all-queasy:

"Over the hills and far away, Teletubbies come to play."

"On grassy, bunny-covered hills, beneath a baby-faced sun,"

"Four laughing, smiling, gender-neutral creatures frolic."

While Hiei was singing, Kurama was talking to the Boss.

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"How come Hiei has to sing these gay songs?" Kurama asked

"Well," the Boss said "It brings in the young people to McDonald's and they buy our food and eat more and more and more……"

"Okay……" Kurama said

"Also, it brings those "other" people." The Boss started to wink and nudge Kurama.

"Alrighty then……"

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"Tinky-Winky. Laa-Laa. Dipsy. Po."

This one kid came up to Hiei when he finished singing and asked questions.

"Hello. What's your name?"

"Tinky-Winky"

"Oh. Hello Tinky-Winky what's your name?"

"TINKY-WINKY!"

"Hello Tinky-Winky, what's your name?"

"Your momma"

"I'm special"

"I bet you are kid, I bet you are……"

Hiei got off stage and walked up to the Boss.

"Hn. I'm done, can I go now."

"No, you have to do one more song!"

"Oh fine. Hurry up with it though"

Hiei once again got on stage to sing. But before he got on, they had to do his hair.

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"Ahh ze hair of zee Hiei person willz not goes flat!" Some person with an accent said

"Touch my hair and die" Hiei said

"Too late"

The guy or girl dumps a bucket of water on his head.

"Ahhh! My beautiful hair!"

"This iz for art"

As he was talking he was curling Hiei's hair and put in blond extensions.

"No! I look like a girl now!"

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If you were at the karaoke place, you would have peed your pants I you saw Hiei.

He was wearing a "wonder bra", make-up, tight short shorts with a tank top and his hair was blond with extensions.

He was Brittney Spears. (A/N: Gosh I hate her, no offence to people who do though)

He had to sing, "I'm a slave for you"

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"Oh my, poor Hiei……" Kurama said.

"Yah, yah, but he's bringing me loads of money!"

Kurama face faults

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When Hiei was done singing, he looked traumatized, for life man.

"Uh……Hiei, are you okay?" Kurama said

Hiei looked like a thousand Barney's had hugged him.

"I'm never ever ever singing again! And this blond better come off!"

The Boss was wheeling two barrels full of money.

"Oh, you two are fired."

Both Kurama and Hiei's eyes bulged out.

"WHAT!" They both yelled

"I sang my ass off and you fire us!"

"Hey, life isn't fair, I needed money." the Boss started walking away.

"Oh no you don't!" Hiei started to make a fireball.

Before Kurama could stop Hiei form throwing the fireball at the Boss, he was already fried.

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"Hiei, you didn't have to kill him," Kurama said

"Hn. No one's gong to miss him."

"And why is that Hiei?"

"Hn. Isn't it obvious fox? He's bald."

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When the flashback ended, they were back in Kurama's room.

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Kurama was turning red

"Hn. Why are you red fox?"

Kurama bust out laughing and rolled on the floor while tears started to come out from laughing so hard.

"It's not funny Kurama."

"Yes it was! Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha."

"Hn. I wouldn't be laughing fix" Hiei said.

"Huh?" Kurama stopped laughing and turned to Hiei.

"Hn. At least I don't cross dress like a girl in the park." He started to laugh.

"Hey!" Kurama yelled

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A/N:

So how was it? Good bad?

Spark: Please review!

Hiei: You made me into a girl!

Kurama: Hey! She made me cross-dress!

Spark: Hahhaa! It's true! It's all true! Mwhahahah!

Kurama: Aren't you grounded?

Hiei: Yah, for two months?

Spark: Shhhhh! People could be watching! *looks around*

Kurama: Well, anyways, please R&R! ^^

Spark: Oh yah! Keep on voting cause I want to see for the next chapter! It's your last chance! ^^

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